Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 304 Playing Liu Bei's Little Brother
It is said that Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty trusted Liu Yu, the emperor's uncle of the Han family very much. Since the uncle Liu Yu recommended Liu Bei, Liu Bei has registered in Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was touched by his brothers who fought tigers, and when they went into battle, blood was thicker than water and broke out.

Therefore, although the third young master in the capital did not bring Liu Bei to play, Liu Bei could always get the approval of Emperor Ling of Han, so he could go out on missions next to the three young masters in the capital.The world is so chaotic, and after a few battles, the crawling system is called a fast one.

Liu Bei became General of Zhendong, Marquis of Tinghou in Yicheng, and was kindly called as Yudi by Emperor Ling of Han Dynasty.He has fully grown up and is no longer Qin Feng's little follower.

Moreover, Liu Bei, who has always been ambitious, wants to take Qin Feng to make his first cut.He wants the world to know that he is the clan of the Han Dynasty, he is the pillar of the Han Dynasty, and only he can lead the Han Dynasty to revive.

He wants to hold high the great banner of the clan of the Han Dynasty, he wants to replace the position of General He Jin, and lead the officials to "run to a well-off society".

He Jin was furious, and Yuan Kai was also furious, and they felt that although Liu Bei was capable, he was too fucked up and was the black sheep.After the incident, instead of uniting to fight against the ten permanent servants, it is to impeach the mainstay of the imperial court against the ten permanent servants.

But no matter how angry they are with Liu Bei, they can't change Liu Bei's identity as a clan member of the Han family.Because of this status, Emperor Han Ling was very close to Liu Bei.

Now Zhang Rang was overjoyed, and said to pinch, if you pinch each other, you will be able to find a chance to kill you.

When Han Lingdi heard that Qin Feng was using his power for personal gain and abusing his power, his face darkened and he looked at him coldly.

Cao Cao said with a dark face, "Brother Zijin, you must stand up."

Yuan Shaotou said: "Hold on, we all support you, sooner or later, we will take care of this bastard Liu Bei."

Qin Feng cursed secretly, he had to leave the shift, and said coldly: "There are a lot of ringworms, why did I abuse my power and use it for personal gain?"

When the confrontation with the DPRK began, the officials immediately came to their senses.

Liu Bei stretched his neck, flicked his ears, and stared at his eyes. Da Yi said solemnly: "Then I will count it in detail." He began to snap his fingers and said: "When Lord Qin's Huaxia Chamber of Commerce opened, he even sent yamen servants to maintain order. .”

He said to Han Lingdi: "At that time, I was still a captain of the North, so I received Qin Feng's order. Although I felt uncomfortable, Master Qin was my boss, and I had to obey his orders..."

Liu Bei planned to count Qin Feng's crimes from small to large, from light to serious.

Qin Feng couldn't let Liu Bei go on like this. With his temper, how could he not fight back in the face of the enemy's attack?

Therefore, Qin Feng intercepted Liu Bei's words and said, "Your Majesty, this is a misunderstanding. Let me and General Zhendong go aside to resolve the misunderstanding."

The officials were stunned, and Emperor Ling of Han was also stunned, "Misunderstanding?"

Under everyone's silly eyes, Qin Feng grabbed Liu Bei's neck, actually clamped Liu Bei's neck with his armpit, and walked towards the corner of the hall.

Qin Feng was so strong, the more Liu Bei struggled, the more painful he was, he yelled a few times, had to bend over, and was pinched into a corner by Qin Feng.

When Qin Feng let go, Liu Bei twisted his neck and said angrily, "Qin Zijin, what are you doing?"

Qin Feng sneered, and clamped Liu Bei's neck with his left arm. When Liu Bei had to bow his head, Qin Feng stretched out his right hand, with his thumb and middle finger arched, and Liu Bei's crotch was covered with a burst of bullets. .

This vigorous play is exactly like the cockroaches of the little dolls played by the master Xing of later generations.

Liu Bei was quick-witted, and suddenly an unbearable pain came to his mind, and he shouted: "Qin Zijin, what are you doing!"

Qin Feng pinched Liu Bei's neck with his elbows and said, "Don't shout, it would be embarrassing to attract other people's attention."

Liu Bei was f***ed, and suddenly a sense of humiliation rushed into his heart, he said angrily in a low voice: "Qin Zijin, how dare you f*ck this official, you beat an important official of the court, this The official wants to sue the imperial court!" He emphasized the word "important minister".

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Go and sue, I'm the champion, a former general, let's see who will believe that I f***ed you."

General Hou Dan Zhendong, the champion admired at home and abroad?Liu Bei was dumbfounded when he heard the words, and he felt that if he told this matter out, he would be ashamed and no one would believe it.

Liu Bei said in surprise: "It's too despicable. There is a champion like you. It's really a shame for a champion. Shameless and despicable!"

Qin Feng travels through the Eastern Han Dynasty and competes with Cao Cao and Liu Bei, the ancestors of Houheixue, for the world.You can only have the last laugh if you are darker and thicker than them.Neither black nor thick, it can only be hatred.

He shrugged indifferently, stretched out his middle finger and thumb, and flicked again.

Liu Bei wanted to call out in pain, but he didn't dare, it was too embarrassing after all.He thought about it in his heart, and felt that Qin Feng brought him to the corner, it was definitely not just for the simple purpose of playing him, there must be other things.

Liu Bei covered his crotch and said angrily, "Qin Zijin, what are you doing?"

Qin Feng sneered and said: "There are many ringworms, before you impeach others, you should first check whether your own butt is clean or not."

Liu Bei stared, "What do you mean?"

"It's a stick." Qin Feng said: "You impeach me for using power for personal gain and abusing power. Let's see what Mr. Liu has, starting from the time of the Yellow Turban rebellion."

He broke his fingers and began to count, "In the battle of Handan City, you didn't say you fought the enemy bravely, but you repeatedly persuaded the general to retreat. This is a crime of slackening military plans. Besides, Youzhou crusade against Zhang Chun's rebellion. If you disobeyed orders, this is disobedience." The crime of military order."

"When you were serving as the Northern Captain, you laxly enforced the law, misinterpreted the law, imposed illegal judgments, and let go of Zhang Rang's godson Zhang Tu. This is the crime of breaking the law by enforcing the law."

"You are in Luoyang Tower, openly beautifying and bribing important officials in the court, that is, this official, as well as General Wei Yuan Shao and General Cao Cao."

The more Liu Bei heard it, the more terrified he became. At this moment, his eyes widened and he exclaimed in shock, "That's not bribery! It's just drinking and having fun!"

"Keep your voice down, so you're not afraid of being heard by others?" Qin Feng laughed, and the gun that covered Liu Bei flicked violently, and said, "Isn't it a bribe? Who would believe it?"

He also said: "Also, as an official of the imperial court, if you are not strict with yourself and borrow usury, this is the crime of corrupting the imperial court."

"You and your brother are performing under the flyover during working hours. This is the crime of leaving without authorization, dereliction of duty, and dereliction of duty."

When Liu Bei heard so many crimes against him, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to cry out. He just covered his mouth with one hand and his painful crotch with the other, his eyes widened.

Qin Feng smiled and said: "I'll count them with you. The crime of slackening military aircraft, the crime of disobeying military orders, the crime of perverting the law in law enforcement, the crime of corrupting the government, the crime of leaving without authorization, the crime of dereliction of duty, and the crime of dereliction of duty. Seven crimes combined Punishment, no way, you will have to go under the leader of this official."

This chaotic world is different from the prosperous world. Corrupt officials are everywhere, and fetters are everywhere.But whoever wants to stand out, there is no one who is clean.If you want to be clean, you can't stand out at all.It can be seen how many celebrities went to Xiyuan to spend money to buy officials.

It's just that everyone doesn't talk about it, but everything that is said is a big deal.Emperor Han Ling couldn't even run away, let alone Liu Bei.

Liu Bei recalled carefully, what Qin Feng said was well-founded.He was trembling all over, crumbling, his face changed drastically and he said: "Qin Zijin, those of mine are all in the past."

"Damn it!" Qin Feng slammed Liu Bei's **** for a while, and cursed: "Damn it, it's so fresh, sir, those are also from the past."

Qin Feng slammed Liu Bei's little brother again, and said, "You have a lot of rheumatism, don't think that you are a clan member of the Han family, and you are called a younger brother by your majesty, you are so amazing? Want to play this with the master within the system?" You are still young." When Liu Bei called out again, he said, "Otherwise, let's try to fight each other and see if it's you or the father who dies?"

Liu Bei resisted the heart-piercing pain from the police, and couldn't help trembling all over. He peeked at the angry eyes of He Jin and Yuan Kai on him.Then he felt that if he and Qin Feng exposed each other, he must have died first, because no one would help him.

Suddenly, Liu Bei turned into Qin Feng's little follower again, and said with a flattering smile: "My lord, my lord, that's where the words are. Liu Bei was just momentarily confused, momentarily confused. Please forgive me, my lord."

Within the system, if these things are exposed, it is not good for anyone.Seeing that Liu Bei was subdued, Qin Feng sneered, and flicked again.

Liu Bei lost the arrogance of Yudi, and became a little follower, and he really looked like a little follower, crying: "My lord, don't play it anymore, this is not a Guqin, it's already swollen, swollen."

Qin Feng used his thumb and middle finger to form a bowstring, flicked it twice, and said with a smile: "There are many ringworms, which are about the same thickness as the strings of a guqin. If it is swollen, it can also increase the capital." Qin Feng thought it was no wonder. Liu Bei has only one son, so it turns out that he is a younger brother.

Rao is Liu Bei who is good at forbearance, and at this moment he couldn't bear the pain from his little brother, and cried bitterly, "My lord, stop playing..." He no longer has the appearance that he was about to carry the flag just now, and he has completely returned to his little brother. attendant.However, he did not give up, he just felt that the time should not come.When the time comes, he will fight back.

Qin Feng walked from the corner to the middle of the hall, followed by Liu Bei, holding his crotch, unable to straighten his waist due to the pain.Fortunately, he is a man. If it were a woman like this, he would definitely be misunderstood a hundred times.

at the same time.

Outside the west gate of Luoyang City, a special team came.

The people in this team all wore big underpants, sandals on their feet, curly golden hair, and blue eyes.Travel-stained, haggard and embarrassing.

"Ghost!" The timid person was scared away at that time.

The bold ones were onlookers, "Who are these people?"

"People from the Western Regions?"

This team is the Roman envoy team, headed by Pompey, a descendant of the blood of glory.

It is said that Pompey came all the way from Rome, it was really difficult.After arriving at the border of the Han Dynasty, Ben said he went to the government to identify himself and was entertained and sent off.However, no one could understand his words.On the contrary, it was because of their appearance that foreigners caused many misunderstandings. The local government of the Han Dynasty along the way not only refused to entertain them, but even arrested them.

Pompey could only hide in Tibet. Fortunately, someone came to Luoyang a hundred years ago and left a road map, so he was able to come here.Pompey suffered a lot, but he also saw the decline of the Han Dynasty along the way. In his mind, although the Han Dynasty was a huge country, it could not be compared with the powerful and prosperous Roman Empire.

After a while, due to language differences, Luoyang city guards saw the appearance of Pompey devils and refused to let them enter the city.

Pompey was furious, screaming and screaming, but it attracted a large number of Han troops out of the city and surrounded his team.

Just when the two sides were about to fight, Guan Yu, who had been out for a walk in the city, came back.

"Pompeii?" Guan Yu was shocked at the time, he did not expect to see this Roman commander in Luoyang.

Pompei was overjoyed, and shouted: "General Yu Yunchang Guan, please explain quickly, I am here to meet your Emperor."

Guan Yu only understood "Yu·Yunchang·Guan" with a Western accent, and he didn't understand any other words.How could the second master not understand?When the guards cast a questioning look, his blushing face became even more red.

(End of this chapter)