Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 322 Cao Yuan and Liu want to have an abortion
It is said that after the three of Cao Yuan and Liu drank the water from the Kuqa River, their stomachs ached.

Qin Feng used the description of Zimu River in Journey to the West to frighten Cao Yuan and Liu.To say that senior Wu Chengen's description of Zimuhe is really vivid, and Qin Feng has always been an image of a know-it-all in Cao Yuanliu's heart, and they were terrified at the time.

Liu Bei was frightened and cried directly, because he couldn't imagine what it would be like when he gave birth to a child.

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a bucket of pain. He is a person who has experienced it. He has three sons, and he knows the situation of women giving birth.He was even more startled because of this, and screamed: "Zi Jin, how can a man have a baby? There is no place to come out!"

Qin Feng laughed and said: "It's okay, I heard that men in Guizi Kingdom give birth to babies through the butt door."

"Ah?" Liu Bei screamed, covering his belly with one hand and the door of his butt with the other, and then passed out from fright.

Cao Cao is going crazy. He is not afraid of giving birth to a baby, but he is a person with great ideals. After giving birth to a baby, what will he do when he returns to the court?He cried out in pain: "Qin Zijin, you Qin beast, you know but you didn't tell us, you just pretended to hold the jar and refuse to drink water. You are clearly framing us, I will fight for you!"

Cao Cao was about to strangle Qin Feng, but he had a stomachache, and before he could get up, he fell to the ground again, "Ouch~."

Qin Feng laughed loudly, and said: "Meng De, don't move around, it will be bad if you move your fetus. There are seven babies on a vine. I didn't expect that Meng De would give birth to one today, and it must be the King Kong Gourd baby."

I saw Cao Yuan and Liu holding their stomachs, as expected, just like pregnant women waiting to give birth.Seeing this scene, even Sun Ce and Ma Chao couldn't hold back, the four brothers hugged each other in fright.

At this time, the captain heard the sound of the bow and came in a hurry.Seeing Cao Yuanliu fainting, rolling and rolling, his liver and gallbladder burst and his whole body trembled.However, after being seen by Cao Yuanliu, his expression deepened their state even more.

Cao Cao exclaimed: "Captain, this river of yours is the mother-child river? Will you give birth to a baby if you drink it? Ouch~."

But the captain didn't understand Chinese, so if he didn't understand, he looked at Qin Feng.

Qin Feng said solemnly in the dialect of the Western Regions: "Captain, it seems that they have eaten up their stomachs. When they arrive in the capital, I will find a doctor to show them."

The captain hurriedly nodded and said: "Yes, yes."

So Qin Feng said to Cao Cao: "Look, the captain said yes."

"Oh yeah~." Faced with this situation, Yuan Shao, who was determined to have a baby, couldn't stand it anymore, and after Liu Bei, he also passed out.

As for Cao Cao, he was already sluggish. He covered his stomach and kept muttering: "I'm going to have a baby, I'm going to have a baby, and it's a Dali Vajra gourd baby. I gave birth to a baby, and I will be a woman. The court will definitely give birth in the end……."

Qin Feng couldn't help giving a thumbs up, and said in his heart that he was indeed Meng De, his nerves were strong, and he didn't faint under such a blow.He looked at Yuan Shao and Liu Bei who passed out again, and thought that the psychological quality of the two of you is not good, especially Liu Bei, who passed out first.

Qin Feng couldn't bear it anymore at last, he suppressed his laughter, and said to Sun Ce and the others: "Disciples, the generals who are optimistic about giving birth must not give birth on the boat." The speed ran into the cabin.

"Hahahaha..." Immediately afterwards, bursts of laughter came from the cabin.

Sun Ce and others were confused, and Ma Chao couldn't hear the conversation between Qin Feng and the captain because of his nervousness.

Cao Cao heard the laughter, the sense of shame destroyed his last nerves, he vomited, and finally passed out.

Another half an hour later, at the port of the capital of Guizi, as soon as Qin Feng and his boat docked, the captain quickly disembarked and shouted: "Everyone pay attention, the masters of the Han Dynasty are here!" Shouted: "It's the old men who destroyed the country with eight people, hurry up and get ready to welcome."

Eight people destroyed the country, a legend, a great achievement.

The people of Guizi Kingdom were shocked, they stopped what they were doing, and gathered together by coincidence.

Immediately afterwards, the common people saw Sun Ce and the others carrying Cao Yuanliu, who was in pain, off the boat.

The common people were shocked again. They saw Cao Yuan and Liu screaming unbearably. They couldn't believe that these people were the legendary warriors who destroyed the country with eight people.

Sun Ce saw a lot of people surrounded, blocking the way, he waved his golden cudgel, and opened the way, shouting: "Get out of the way, they are about to have a baby, get out of the way and let us pass."

However, the people of Kuzi Kingdom cannot understand Chinese.

Sun Ce was impressed, and hurriedly motioned to Ma Chao, saying, "Little white horse, tell these people quickly that Cao Mengde and the others are going to have a baby, get out of the way, time is tight and the task is heavy..."

Ma Chao was also heartbroken, and hurriedly shouted: "Get out of the way, they are going to have a baby, the pain is unbearable, make way for us to pass."

The people were shocked again, "Men also have babies?"

"Sure enough, he is a legendary warrior."

"It seems that these warriors are really gods and men, and they can give birth to babies..."

The people of Guizi Kingdom were shocked, and they bowed to the ground one after another to welcome the arrival of the legendary warrior who could give birth to a baby.Someone shouted: "It is really an honor for our Kuzi Kingdom to have a legendary warrior come to us to give birth to a baby."

At this time, Cao Yuanliu calmed down a little, and began to doubt the possibility of them having a baby.

Liu Bei clutched his stomach and cried out: "General Cao, General Yuan, Lord Hou is a big fool. Could it be that he lied to us?"

Cao Cao held back the pain with a dark face, and asked Ma Chao who was carrying him, "Wu Dao, what are the people in Guizi Kingdom shouting when they heard that we are going to have a baby?"

Ma Chao said honestly: "General Cao, these people all said that you are welcome to come to Guizi Country to have a baby."

"Ouch~." Cao Yuanliu couldn't take it anymore. From their point of view, it was obvious that the people of Guizi Kingdom knew the function of the river, so they said that they were welcome to have children.

In this regard, Cao Yuanliu firmly believed in his own baby.

After a while, Qin Feng and others settled in the post station of Guizi Kingdom.

Cao Yuanliu was lying on a bed, tossing and turning in pain, screaming constantly.Qin Feng was too annoyed and couldn't stand it, so he asked, "Why hasn't the doctor come yet?"

"The doctor is here, the doctor is here!" At this time, Sun Ce hurried into the room.

Immediately after, an old doctor came in.

Cao Cao said that he could not have a baby. When he saw the doctor coming, he hurriedly called out: "Doctor, I..., Doctor, do you understand Chinese?"

The old doctor nodded and said: "My lord, this old man studied medicine in Han and can speak Chinese."

Cao Cao was overjoyed. Seeing that the old Chinese doctor could speak Chinese, he hurriedly shouted out his opinion, saying, "That's great, then give me an abortion."

"Abortion?" The old Chinese doctor hurriedly looked at everything, but found no female relatives.

At this time, Liu Bei and Yuan Shao threw Cao Cao into the bed together. The two of them shouted together in front of the bed, "Doctor, abort me first!"

Cao Cao squeezed his head out from among them, and shouted: "First come, first served, understand? I said first, give me an abortion first." At this time, he heard a rumbling sound in his stomach, his liver and gallbladder were torn, and the chrysanthemum Suddenly, he shouted hysterically: "Hurry up, it's coming out, it's coming out!"

Liu Bei and Yuan Shao were also heartbroken. They felt what they were feeling, and they also felt that their baby was about to come out, so they shouted: "Abort me first!"

Only then did the old Chinese doctor realize that it was Cao Yuanliu and the others who were going to have an abortion. The old Chinese doctor was shocked on the spot and murmured: "Old man, I live to be 68 years old. This is the first time I heard that a man has a baby!" He looked at Cao Yuanliu like this With a strong reaction, the old Chinese doctor's face turned even paler, "Could it be that you're really pregnant?"

Qin Feng was secretly happy, and said from the side: "I'm in pain, doctor, please show them quickly."

"Okay..." No matter what the situation is, it is always necessary to make a diagnosis before reaching a conclusion, so the old Chinese doctor hurriedly checked the pulse of Cao Yuan and Liu.

He took Cao Cao's pulse first, and when he nodded slightly, he had a general idea in his mind.He then took Yuan Shao's pulse again, and when he nodded heavily, he was sure.After Liu Bei's pulse was finally diagnosed, the old Chinese doctor was able to be very sure of the condition.

Cao Cao grabbed the old Chinese doctor's right hand and exclaimed, "Doctor, the pulse has been checked, hurry up and prescribe the abortion medicine, or you will give birth if you don't do it!"

Yuan Shao grabbed the old doctor's left hand and shouted: "Doctor, hurry up..."

Seeing that he had no hands to grab, Liu Bei hugged the old Chinese doctor's waist and cried, "Doctor, you must abort me first."

The old Chinese doctor couldn't take it anymore, and shouted: "Are you suffering from brain twitch? You are not pregnant, why are you calling for an abortion?"

The old Chinese doctor told the truth, but Cao Yuanliu didn't believe it.

Cao Cao was surprised: "I'm not pregnant, so why does my stomach hurt?"

The old Chinese doctor looked at Cao Yuan and Liu with those stupid eyes, and said, "Having a baby will definitely cause stomach pain, but stomach pain does not necessarily mean having a baby."

Liu Bei flicked his big ears and shouted: "Drinking the water of your Zimu River will not give birth to children?"

Hearing the words, the old Chinese doctor suddenly realized that because he had found the source of the disease, he hurriedly said: "Recently, our Guizi Kingdom and Dawan Kingdom fought, and the river water was polluted by corpses. If you drink it, you will get stomach problems. It must be you who drink it." With unboiled river water, the stomach and intestines are sick, so it hurts."

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a bucket, and he shouted: "Is it true that you are not pregnant?"

Thanks to the old Chinese doctor's age and good temper, if not, they must have thrown their sleeves away as lunatics.The old Chinese doctor said earnestly: "Stop talking nonsense, you are not pregnant, and you will not be pregnant."

Liu Bei then asked: "Doctor, drinking the river water outside your city will not give birth to a baby?"

The old Chinese doctor had a good temper, shook his head again and again, and said, "It's really painful and confused. How can you drink water to give birth to a baby? There are tens of thousands of people in our Guizi country, and they have never drank river water to give birth to a baby."

At this time, there was a loud laugh.

Everyone looked around, only to see Qin Feng leaning forward and back together with a smile.Brother Sun Ce was startled, but they suddenly realized it, and giggled.

The three of Cao Cao were shocked by the laughter at first, and then suddenly realized.

Liu Bei's face twisted, and he screamed, "Qin Zijin fooled us, he fooled us!"

"Strangle him!"

Cao Yuanliu resisted the severe pain in his stomach, jumped off the bed and rushed over.

(End of this chapter)