Three Kingdoms Swept the World II
Chapter 511
Chapter 511
Cao Cao was walking up and down in the large tent with an irritable expression, while Qin Feng was in deep thought.Everyone under his command is worried.Tian Feng, Guo Jia and other advisers came to face unfamiliar water battles, and secondly, there was no real navy to use, and they saw endless water pools.Although there is a strategy, it is really powerless in the water.
Boss Cao stopped for a while, looking determined, and said: "Zijin, let's retreat, first go and eliminate Lu Bu... In this way, Chenliu, Dongjun, and Taishan will form a line."
The boss can only deal with Lu Bu first, after all Yuan Shu has an army of [-].
At this time, Qin Feng had captured some things about Gan Ning in his consciousness, but he still needed experiments to confirm, so he said, "Don't mess with Meng De, I already have a plan to break Gan Ning's boat."
If it can prevent the enemy from scuttling the ship, there is still a chance if there is a ship, but Boss Cao doesn't think he can attack Liangshan, he said disheartenedly: "Even if we can stop Gan Ning's attack this time, how can we defeat the enemy?"
Qin Feng thought about it, and said calmly: "Don't worry, these water battles seem dangerous, but the key point is Gan Ning alone. If Gan Ning can be restrained, there is nothing else to fear."
That's exactly what happened.
"Zijin has a plan to defeat the enemy?" Cao Cao asked joyfully.
"Verification is still required." Qin Feng smiled.
Everyone didn't know what kind of medicine Qin Feng bought in the gourd, but they were helpless, and all their hopes were pinned on Qin Feng.
"How to verify?" Cao Cao asked.
Qin Feng said seriously: "You can ask the soldiers to pour the excrement into the water..."
"Ah~." Everyone, including Cao Cao, was shocked.Guo Jia and the others were even more shocked. They thought it must be a clever plan, but they didn't expect such a plan to exist in the world.
"Excrement... excrement!" Cao Cao trembled all over. Just now he thought that Qin Feng must be playing tricks, but he didn't expect that he was more "monstrous" and more vicious than he imagined.
Guo Jia's face was full of incomprehensible words, and he said, "Master Hou, why do you use... excrement?"
"After using these, it depends on whether Gan Ning dares to come, or whether he can succeed. If he can't..." Qin Feng spread his hands, "Let's withdraw our troops."
Ever since, the coalition forces moved up and down.
"Quick, quick, bring up all the toilets, dump them outside the water village, and dump them along the walls of the water village." The officers babbled loudly to order the soldiers to move. They really couldn't figure out such an order.
"I don't understand."
"It's okay if you don't understand it. If you understand it, you can enter the big tent to discuss matters."
The officers also expanded their strategies one by one, ordering one after another, "From now on, excrement must be near the wall of the water village."
"My lord, why squat then?"
"Stupid, you can row a boat and squat beside the boat."
For a while, the coalition camp was a bit smoky, but in order to "verify", from Qin Feng to Cao Cao, they endured it.
Speaking of the next day.
Gan Ning took a hundred water ghosts with him and rowed to the vicinity of the Allied Forces Water Village.Gan Ning left more than a dozen people to watch the boat, and the rest of them joined him, splashing into the water with reed poles for ventilation in their mouths, sneaking into the coalition water camp amidst the surging undercurrent.
On the other hand, in order to verify his thoughts, Qin Feng came to the water village early in the morning with a handkerchief covering his mouth and nose.Cao Cao also came, as did all the generals and advisers.All cloth strips stuffed mouth and nose, quite spectacular.Those who knew it were because of bad breath nearby, those who didn't know thought it was a meeting held by thieves.
However, President Qin and Boss Cao are in command, so the level of this thief is too high.
"Zijin, can this work?" As soon as Boss Cao spoke, the cloth in front of his mouth was blown up.
"Gan Ning should have an obsession with cleanliness, he's probably inseparable..." Qin Feng said.
"Cleanliness..." Everyone looked at each other, feeling apprehensive about this strange act of resisting the enemy.
But Qin Feng has a certain spectrum in his heart. He came from later generations, and later generations are under great pressure, and have various obsessive-compulsive disorders and cleanliness.For these designs, there are often miraculous effects.For example, Friedrich Wilhelm Ernst Paulus, the German commander in the Battle of Stalingrad, had a serious cleanliness and eventually became the first captured German marshal.
While speaking, Tai Shici pointed out: "My lord, look quickly, Gan Ning is here."
When everyone looked over, they saw a piece of plant stems appearing on the surface of the water, floating along the water. "Where is the person?"
Tai Shici pointed to the stem and explained: "This is used by the enemy to breathe."
Thinking of Gan Ning, Cao Cao's teeth itch, he slapped his legs and stood up, shouting: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and dump the excrement. I also brought the bucket from yesterday."
There were many boats rushing towards the wall of the water village. The soldiers blocked their noses and dumped their excrement, then retreated non-stop, fearing that the enemy would pass through and scuttle their boats, and they would die.
On the other hand, underwater is another scene of prosperity.
Water ghosts followed Gan Ning and dived.Like a big fish, the water thorns in the hands, even the cold light reflected in the water, are obviously man-eating sharks.
Gan Ning is extremely flexible in the water, if there are shrimps and crabs floating over, he will use the turning halberd to gently push them aside.In order not to rot on his body after a fight, it would make him sick for several days.
When he was about to reach the wall, Gan Ning saw that the wall that was destroyed yesterday had not been repaired. He was overjoyed, and silently signaled the water ghosts in the water to sneak in to dig a boat through the gap yesterday.
Under his leadership, the water ghosts dived again and took a deep breath.Immediately, many people felt that the breath was not very good.
Gan Ning took in this breath and frowned.He aimed at the gap accurately, and said that when he dived in, he saw a mass of objects falling from the water surface and gradually sinking.When you took a closer look, it turned out to be a pile of shit.I don't know who pulled the hard shit peg, and it didn't melt when it fell into the water. I guess it might be Boss Cao's.
"Wow~!" Gan Ning was most afraid of this kind of thing, so he drank two sips of water in shock.Thanks to Gan Ning, if it was someone else, I'm afraid they would have choked on water and sank to the bottom.
This pile of shit obviously has a different kind of appeal, as it sinks.The water ghosts felt the constant vibration of the water surface, and a lot of things crackled down, as well as liquid. The lake water, which was clear for a while, immediately became muddy.
Gan Ning panicked, he was most afraid of this kind of thing, and he didn't even care about diving into the water village, and hurriedly kicked his legs up against the underwater wall outside the water village.
Amidst the sound of splashing water, he popped up.Immediately seeing Qin Feng and others on the pier inside the wall, Gan Ning was furious, "You guys are so shameless that you did such a disrespectful thing like shitting in the water?"
Amidst the constant splashing of the water, the water ghosts also appeared. They have been with Gan Ning for many years, and they also have cleanliness to some extent.
When Cao Jun saw the effect, he was overjoyed and shouted, "Gan Xingba, Qian bastard, this is specially for feeding you."
"What!" Gan Ning was furious, wishing to tear the enemy apart, but faced with the "minefield", he hesitated.
Guo Jia, Cheng Yu, and Tian Feng were shocked, while Zhao Yun, Xiahou Dun and other generals were shocked. It turned out that such a method really works.Not only did they imagine, if they were, let alone shit, even a knife would charge, Gan Ning wouldn't dare to rush in?
They don't have cleanliness, so they don't know the psychology of a cleanliness person.
Qin Feng shook his head secretly, never thought that Gan Ning still had such a cleanliness obsession when he was young, but it can be seen from his brocade clothes that he is indeed a "sophisticated" person.
Seeing the success of the strategy, Cao Cao laughed loudly, "Gan Xingba, little bastard, how about my fish food?"
"Cao Mengde, you nasty guy, Grandpa Gan will come back to take revenge sooner or later!" Gan Ning only had one head above the water, and as far as the eye could see, there were loose excrement floating on the water.Gan Ning felt that he was going to die, his stomach churned, and after spitting out two mouthfuls of gastric juice, his liver and gallbladder burst even more, he turned around and "run for his life".
The water ghosts were also full of fear at the water surface full of feces. This is no longer a water area where human beings can survive. They followed closely and ran away.
Gan Ning, who tried his best and couldn't resist, did not expect a few barrels of excrement to be done. Cao Cao was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Zi Jin, it seems that the experiment was successful. What should we do next?"
Everyone also eagerly looked at Qin Feng. At this difficult time, all their hopes were pinned on Qin Feng.
Time is very urgent for Cao Cao's side, and it is also very urgent for Qin Feng.
Qin Feng got the verification. It seems that Gan Ning's cleanliness is not serious. Anyone with cleanliness has obsessive-compulsive disorder. If not, he would not be forced to clean.Now he is sure, and said with a smile: "Now we need someone to sneak into Liangshan."
Xiahou Dun and others were loyal to the Lord and looked eager to try, but they soon became dim.Because they thought about it, their kung fu in the water is not good at all.
There is only one opportunity, and it needs to be grasped carefully.
Tai Shici knew that this battle was important to Cao Cao and equally important to his lord, so he immediately stepped forward and said, "The final general is willing to go to Liangshan to assassinate Gan Ning!"
Cao Cao and the others also thought that Qin Feng wanted to assassinate Gan Ning, but they all guessed wrong.
Qin Feng smiled slightly and said: "Ziyi is the best candidate to go. This time, I don't need to assassinate Gan Ning. According to my observation, Gan Ning is a clean freak. After you go, so and so... Like this..., that's enough."
Everyone was shocked again, they all showed unbelievable looks, and said in unison: "Can it be done?"
Qin Feng was confident and said with a smile, "You don't understand the obsessive-compulsive disorder of cleanliness. When the time comes, just wait and see the good show."
Cao Cao, Guo Jia and the others quickly realized that this was like anti-indirect tactics, beauty tricks, etc. It was a design aimed at the nature of the enemy commander, and it was actually the highest essence of the art of war.But Qin Feng's trick is really too weird and unimaginable.However, everyone looked forward to it even more.
Thank you Fat Elephant for your reward.
(End of this chapter)
Cao Cao was walking up and down in the large tent with an irritable expression, while Qin Feng was in deep thought.Everyone under his command is worried.Tian Feng, Guo Jia and other advisers came to face unfamiliar water battles, and secondly, there was no real navy to use, and they saw endless water pools.Although there is a strategy, it is really powerless in the water.
Boss Cao stopped for a while, looking determined, and said: "Zijin, let's retreat, first go and eliminate Lu Bu... In this way, Chenliu, Dongjun, and Taishan will form a line."
The boss can only deal with Lu Bu first, after all Yuan Shu has an army of [-].
At this time, Qin Feng had captured some things about Gan Ning in his consciousness, but he still needed experiments to confirm, so he said, "Don't mess with Meng De, I already have a plan to break Gan Ning's boat."
If it can prevent the enemy from scuttling the ship, there is still a chance if there is a ship, but Boss Cao doesn't think he can attack Liangshan, he said disheartenedly: "Even if we can stop Gan Ning's attack this time, how can we defeat the enemy?"
Qin Feng thought about it, and said calmly: "Don't worry, these water battles seem dangerous, but the key point is Gan Ning alone. If Gan Ning can be restrained, there is nothing else to fear."
That's exactly what happened.
"Zijin has a plan to defeat the enemy?" Cao Cao asked joyfully.
"Verification is still required." Qin Feng smiled.
Everyone didn't know what kind of medicine Qin Feng bought in the gourd, but they were helpless, and all their hopes were pinned on Qin Feng.
"How to verify?" Cao Cao asked.
Qin Feng said seriously: "You can ask the soldiers to pour the excrement into the water..."
"Ah~." Everyone, including Cao Cao, was shocked.Guo Jia and the others were even more shocked. They thought it must be a clever plan, but they didn't expect such a plan to exist in the world.
"Excrement... excrement!" Cao Cao trembled all over. Just now he thought that Qin Feng must be playing tricks, but he didn't expect that he was more "monstrous" and more vicious than he imagined.
Guo Jia's face was full of incomprehensible words, and he said, "Master Hou, why do you use... excrement?"
"After using these, it depends on whether Gan Ning dares to come, or whether he can succeed. If he can't..." Qin Feng spread his hands, "Let's withdraw our troops."
Ever since, the coalition forces moved up and down.
"Quick, quick, bring up all the toilets, dump them outside the water village, and dump them along the walls of the water village." The officers babbled loudly to order the soldiers to move. They really couldn't figure out such an order.
"I don't understand."
"It's okay if you don't understand it. If you understand it, you can enter the big tent to discuss matters."
The officers also expanded their strategies one by one, ordering one after another, "From now on, excrement must be near the wall of the water village."
"My lord, why squat then?"
"Stupid, you can row a boat and squat beside the boat."
For a while, the coalition camp was a bit smoky, but in order to "verify", from Qin Feng to Cao Cao, they endured it.
Speaking of the next day.
Gan Ning took a hundred water ghosts with him and rowed to the vicinity of the Allied Forces Water Village.Gan Ning left more than a dozen people to watch the boat, and the rest of them joined him, splashing into the water with reed poles for ventilation in their mouths, sneaking into the coalition water camp amidst the surging undercurrent.
On the other hand, in order to verify his thoughts, Qin Feng came to the water village early in the morning with a handkerchief covering his mouth and nose.Cao Cao also came, as did all the generals and advisers.All cloth strips stuffed mouth and nose, quite spectacular.Those who knew it were because of bad breath nearby, those who didn't know thought it was a meeting held by thieves.
However, President Qin and Boss Cao are in command, so the level of this thief is too high.
"Zijin, can this work?" As soon as Boss Cao spoke, the cloth in front of his mouth was blown up.
"Gan Ning should have an obsession with cleanliness, he's probably inseparable..." Qin Feng said.
"Cleanliness..." Everyone looked at each other, feeling apprehensive about this strange act of resisting the enemy.
But Qin Feng has a certain spectrum in his heart. He came from later generations, and later generations are under great pressure, and have various obsessive-compulsive disorders and cleanliness.For these designs, there are often miraculous effects.For example, Friedrich Wilhelm Ernst Paulus, the German commander in the Battle of Stalingrad, had a serious cleanliness and eventually became the first captured German marshal.
While speaking, Tai Shici pointed out: "My lord, look quickly, Gan Ning is here."
When everyone looked over, they saw a piece of plant stems appearing on the surface of the water, floating along the water. "Where is the person?"
Tai Shici pointed to the stem and explained: "This is used by the enemy to breathe."
Thinking of Gan Ning, Cao Cao's teeth itch, he slapped his legs and stood up, shouting: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and dump the excrement. I also brought the bucket from yesterday."
There were many boats rushing towards the wall of the water village. The soldiers blocked their noses and dumped their excrement, then retreated non-stop, fearing that the enemy would pass through and scuttle their boats, and they would die.
On the other hand, underwater is another scene of prosperity.
Water ghosts followed Gan Ning and dived.Like a big fish, the water thorns in the hands, even the cold light reflected in the water, are obviously man-eating sharks.
Gan Ning is extremely flexible in the water, if there are shrimps and crabs floating over, he will use the turning halberd to gently push them aside.In order not to rot on his body after a fight, it would make him sick for several days.
When he was about to reach the wall, Gan Ning saw that the wall that was destroyed yesterday had not been repaired. He was overjoyed, and silently signaled the water ghosts in the water to sneak in to dig a boat through the gap yesterday.
Under his leadership, the water ghosts dived again and took a deep breath.Immediately, many people felt that the breath was not very good.
Gan Ning took in this breath and frowned.He aimed at the gap accurately, and said that when he dived in, he saw a mass of objects falling from the water surface and gradually sinking.When you took a closer look, it turned out to be a pile of shit.I don't know who pulled the hard shit peg, and it didn't melt when it fell into the water. I guess it might be Boss Cao's.
"Wow~!" Gan Ning was most afraid of this kind of thing, so he drank two sips of water in shock.Thanks to Gan Ning, if it was someone else, I'm afraid they would have choked on water and sank to the bottom.
This pile of shit obviously has a different kind of appeal, as it sinks.The water ghosts felt the constant vibration of the water surface, and a lot of things crackled down, as well as liquid. The lake water, which was clear for a while, immediately became muddy.
Gan Ning panicked, he was most afraid of this kind of thing, and he didn't even care about diving into the water village, and hurriedly kicked his legs up against the underwater wall outside the water village.
Amidst the sound of splashing water, he popped up.Immediately seeing Qin Feng and others on the pier inside the wall, Gan Ning was furious, "You guys are so shameless that you did such a disrespectful thing like shitting in the water?"
Amidst the constant splashing of the water, the water ghosts also appeared. They have been with Gan Ning for many years, and they also have cleanliness to some extent.
When Cao Jun saw the effect, he was overjoyed and shouted, "Gan Xingba, Qian bastard, this is specially for feeding you."
"What!" Gan Ning was furious, wishing to tear the enemy apart, but faced with the "minefield", he hesitated.
Guo Jia, Cheng Yu, and Tian Feng were shocked, while Zhao Yun, Xiahou Dun and other generals were shocked. It turned out that such a method really works.Not only did they imagine, if they were, let alone shit, even a knife would charge, Gan Ning wouldn't dare to rush in?
They don't have cleanliness, so they don't know the psychology of a cleanliness person.
Qin Feng shook his head secretly, never thought that Gan Ning still had such a cleanliness obsession when he was young, but it can be seen from his brocade clothes that he is indeed a "sophisticated" person.
Seeing the success of the strategy, Cao Cao laughed loudly, "Gan Xingba, little bastard, how about my fish food?"
"Cao Mengde, you nasty guy, Grandpa Gan will come back to take revenge sooner or later!" Gan Ning only had one head above the water, and as far as the eye could see, there were loose excrement floating on the water.Gan Ning felt that he was going to die, his stomach churned, and after spitting out two mouthfuls of gastric juice, his liver and gallbladder burst even more, he turned around and "run for his life".
The water ghosts were also full of fear at the water surface full of feces. This is no longer a water area where human beings can survive. They followed closely and ran away.
Gan Ning, who tried his best and couldn't resist, did not expect a few barrels of excrement to be done. Cao Cao was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Zi Jin, it seems that the experiment was successful. What should we do next?"
Everyone also eagerly looked at Qin Feng. At this difficult time, all their hopes were pinned on Qin Feng.
Time is very urgent for Cao Cao's side, and it is also very urgent for Qin Feng.
Qin Feng got the verification. It seems that Gan Ning's cleanliness is not serious. Anyone with cleanliness has obsessive-compulsive disorder. If not, he would not be forced to clean.Now he is sure, and said with a smile: "Now we need someone to sneak into Liangshan."
Xiahou Dun and others were loyal to the Lord and looked eager to try, but they soon became dim.Because they thought about it, their kung fu in the water is not good at all.
There is only one opportunity, and it needs to be grasped carefully.
Tai Shici knew that this battle was important to Cao Cao and equally important to his lord, so he immediately stepped forward and said, "The final general is willing to go to Liangshan to assassinate Gan Ning!"
Cao Cao and the others also thought that Qin Feng wanted to assassinate Gan Ning, but they all guessed wrong.
Qin Feng smiled slightly and said: "Ziyi is the best candidate to go. This time, I don't need to assassinate Gan Ning. According to my observation, Gan Ning is a clean freak. After you go, so and so... Like this..., that's enough."
Everyone was shocked again, they all showed unbelievable looks, and said in unison: "Can it be done?"
Qin Feng was confident and said with a smile, "You don't understand the obsessive-compulsive disorder of cleanliness. When the time comes, just wait and see the good show."
Cao Cao, Guo Jia and the others quickly realized that this was like anti-indirect tactics, beauty tricks, etc. It was a design aimed at the nature of the enemy commander, and it was actually the highest essence of the art of war.But Qin Feng's trick is really too weird and unimaginable.However, everyone looked forward to it even more.
Thank you Fat Elephant for your reward.
(End of this chapter)
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