Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 783 Something Big Has Happened Over There
Emperor Xian of the Han shouted for escort, and the imperial guards of the Qin army all looked at Sha Moke, and without orders, they went to protect Emperor Xian of Han.

Seeing that Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was about to be trampled by Empress Xinke's three-hundred-jin body.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty only weighed about eighty catties, and this guy rushed over at three hundred catties.Shamoko and the others all stared wide-eyed, the queen turned against the emperor, which is rare in a thousand years, they couldn't take their eyes off it.

"Escort!" Facing the ferocious 'beast' rushing towards him, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty frightened Chrysanthemum to tense up.

Everyone in the main hall trembled under the three-hundred-pound body of Xinke Empress Fan Tong.

At this critical moment, Ma Rixun and Dong Cheng rose up to catch Fan Tong.

As far as Dong Chengzheng was concerned, although Ma Rixun was old, he also practiced when he was young.With that slap, they grabbed the woman's waist, more than half of it.But when it came to Fan Tong, the slap was not easy to use. With a slap, he only grabbed one side, and the fat body shook rhythmically, and it bounced back.

An old man of the Han family, an uncle of the Han family, turned pale with fright, and hurriedly rushed towards him.One hugged the waist of the bucket, and it felt like hugging the waist of the cow, and the other hugged the elephant's leg.

The black-clothed guards were 'frightened', and someone said: "This guy is so thick, even thicker than General Xu Chu's waist. Thanks to the master Taifu, he can hug him. Have you practiced it?"

"Don't talk nonsense, General Xu Chu's waist is still the waist, and the empress is the waist?"

"How dare you insult the queen!"

Fan Tong was furious, turned around with a crackling sound, and sent Dong Cheng and Ma Rixun flying with two slaps.

"Rebellion, rebellion!" Dong Cheng shouted.

Fan Tong was a little scared, so he looked at Sha Moke.Sha Moke hurriedly gave a gesture of indifference, and Fan Tong was reassured.

In fact, although Fan Tong's father always praised Fan Tong as the most beautiful girl in the world.But Fan Tong actually knew that she couldn't compare with those real girls.The best friends around when they were young, when they grew up, they all despised her and refused to let her be a best friend.She was jealous, depressed, and had a bad temper, so she thought that one day she would become a queen and make those girlfriends who looked down on her regret it.

However, she cannot be a queen, but as long as she listens to the prime minister, she can be a queen.

"Ha, you all look down on me, now the emperor is mine!" Fan Tong became irritable, and kicked Dong Cheng and Ma Rixun out with one kick.Turned around and went to the Dragon Terrace.

When Fan Tong came to him, his appearance was even stronger than that of Ru Hua in later generations.Han Xiandi almost fainted from fright, "It's too ugly!"

Fan Tong was furious, "You despise my ugliness, you dry skinny monkey!" Fan Tong knocked Han Xiandi to the ground.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty exclaimed: "You dare to hit me, come here, pull it out and chop it up."

Fan Tong was frightened, but the imperial guards didn't move at all.Shamoke was still amused, and signaled that he could continue.

Fan Tong took reassurance that she was simply a model of tyrannical domestic violence for later generations, sitting on the waist of Han Xiandi.

"Wow!" Han Xiandi's small waist, which was as thick as two fingers, was under the weight of three hundred catties, and suddenly let out a cry of rabbit injury.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty understood everything when he saw the appearance of Sha Moke and the others, and the co-author was looking for such a queen to deal with him.

At this moment, Sha Moke laughed loudly, and said: "Li Cheng, let's not delay your majesty's bridal chamber here, and go to congratulate my master. Well, let these two slip out." Sha Moke pointed to Dong Cheng and Ma Rixun.

The guards in black stepped forward, grabbed him and left.

Dong Cheng and Ma Rixun were in the tragic scene of being separated from each other. They stretched out their hands and cried helplessly, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

At this time, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had been put on the stomach by Fan Tong, just like a "beauty" caught by the king of the mountain, only a pair of sad and helpless eyes were left.

So, that night.

Prime Minister's House.

"Prime Minister, stop touching..." Madam Mi blushed pretty, and grabbed Qin Feng's evil big hand tightly under the bed.

Qin Feng felt that Xiaoman's waist was as warm and smooth as jade, and his hand felt amazing, "Can't you touch it down? Then you can touch it up."

Thus, the dragon's claws took control of the high ground.I feel that this highland is different, soft and lively.

"You can't touch the top either!" Madam Mi screamed.

The evil dragon didn't care about these things, and he came into contact with the mermaid's last armed force. He danced with a gun on the high ground and used a stick at the bottom of the valley.

"Ah, my concubine is going to die!" Madam Mi yelled.

Ever since, the fairy tale that the dragon and the mermaid had to tell was staged in the bridal chamber of the prime minister's mansion, and the moon sister in the sky outside was frightened and snatched behind the clouds.

In the fairy tale, Sister Moon also prepared the weapons for self-defense, thinking that it would be fine if the evil dragon was doing trouble below, and Sister Moon would just pretend she didn’t see it.If he dares to fly up, I'll knock him down with a stick, and Sister Ben Moon won't give him grandpa's face.

On the other hand, the temporary palace is also a bridal chamber.

The pitiful screams of Emperor Xian of the Han continued to be heard in the bedroom, and the little eunuch outside frightened his eyebrows.

The little eunuchs entered the palace since they were young, and they didn't know about it, so they talked a lot, "I heard that it's a joy, being a man is so cool."

"It doesn't look like that. Your Majesty is about to die."

"Maybe only women are dazed!"

"what!"

The young eunuchs were frightened by the scream of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, and they all said together: "Fortunately, I have entered the palace, so I don't have to suffer this kind of crime!"

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty screamed again from the bedroom, "Don't sit down anymore, it's broken, it's broken, wow!"

"Huh, there is no change mentioned in the book. Returning the emperor is really useless." Fan Tong threw away the classical bridal chamber 'textbook' and whipped the incompetent Han Xiandi.

Han Xiandi screamed again. Facing this three-hundred-jin beauty, it would be difficult for Han Xiandi to change.

Just like that, the moon was in the middle of the sky, and Qin Feng shouted that he was too comfortable to move.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was pressed down by a leg weighing more than a hundred kilograms, and he was unable to move.Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, who was pressed on the kang, felt that since he took the position of emperor, he was the saddest among them.And the queen, who must have been ranked last from ancient times, was also given by him.

However, whether it is a bad day or a good day, life still has to go on.

Life goes on, day by day.

When the emperor gets married, the Han Dynasty must have a descendant.Ever since, Shamoke asked the manager Dequan to give Emperor Han Xian a big tonic soup every day to strengthen his yang.However, the more Han Xiandi drank, the more he couldn't become more majestic, even if he fantasized about it, he couldn't achieve it.But including Emperor Han Xian, everyone didn't think about anything else, just because the queen was too attractive.

"I heard that Empress Xinke is called Fan Tong."

"Looks like an idiot, and he lives up to his name."

"How do you find a queen like this?"

"This is because the prime minister is afraid that the emperor will be like his father, Lingdi, and goofing off with sex. This is called the anti-addiction system."

"Emperor Hanling is obsessed with women, and the world is in chaos. I heard that there are hundreds of baths in Emperor Hanling's palace, and they are all beauties. Since Emperor Hanling got up in the morning, he used them one by one. go……."

"Anti-addiction! The prime minister did the right thing."

Because Han Xiandi's father was too good at playing with women, everyone gave a very high evaluation to Qin Feng's anti-addiction.

……

In a blink of an eye, spring is warm and flowers are blooming, Qin Feng is rarely free, so he takes his wife and children for an outing.

Qin Feng was lying on the bank of the Weihe River, playing with the children while attacking their mother.Aiming at the jade feet, long legs, and small waist, they repeatedly launched attacks.

He is still commenting, "If you talk about small feet, Wen Ji is still cute, if you talk about long legs, you have to count the cicadas..."

"Father, come and see, something serious happened over there!"

When Qin Feng was full of ambition, his seven and a half year old son Qin Yan rushed over, his childish face full of horror.

(End of this chapter)