Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 923 Second Master Eats Big Kidneys

Seeing that Guan Yu was about to die under Wen Chou's gun, Qin Feng was shocked, and history changed from then on!

Liu Bei couldn't take it anymore. He grabbed Yan Liang's head and shouted hysterically, "Wen Chou, look here, look here!"

This is already Liu Bei shouting "Look here" many times. If it was someone else, he would have stopped watching it.But Wen Chou and Yan Liang are siblings, so they looked over after hearing this.

From this point of view, Wen Chou could not kill Guan Yu.Liu Bei drew out his sword with a clatter, and put it on Yan Liang's body.Liu Bei was too quick to speak, but there was too much meaning hidden in his eyes.

Wen Chou understood these implications, as long as he dared to kill Guan Yu, Liu Bei would dare to kill Yan Liang.

It was too late to say it was too fast, and the form of the scene changed many times within a third of a second.

Wen Chou shook his hand, poof, the sharp point of the gun slashed across the blushing face of the second master, and almost fell into the ground.

"Stop hurting my brother!"

Wen Chou was completely coerced.

Seeing that Wen Chou was concentrating on his side, Liu Bei hurriedly shouted, "If the second brother doesn't do anything, when will we wait?"

Guan Yu didn't bother to do anything at first, but he remembered that it would take a lot of meritorious service to save Zhang Fei, so he did it.Taking advantage of Wen Chou's unpreparedness and rising up, he dragged Wen Chou off his horse, turned over and held him down.

Because of the experience of arresting Yan Liang last time, Qin Jun reacted quickly, and rushed up in a swarm, drowning Wen Chou.

This is not over yet, Qin Jun took the opportunity to attack Yuan Jun.

Yuan Jun's group of dragons had no leader, and they were in chaos immediately. Before they made contact, they began to collapse.Crashing, groups of Yuan Jun drove ducks into the dense forest.

Yan Liang shook his head and sighed, he blamed himself deeply, if he hadn't been caught first, his brother Wen Chou wouldn't have been caught too. "Cheat, you shameless bastard!"

Liu Bei's big ears circled for a while, and he put away his double-strand swords, dissatisfied: "You always scold me for doing things, and I also do things for others."

Yan Liang frowned, and when the radish broken in half came into view, Yan Liang snorted coldly, glared at Liu Bei, and said slowly and forcefully, "Shameless."

Liu Bei was embarrassed for a while, and said: "You brothers should thank me. If you were the prime minister, you would have killed you long ago."

"Shameless, Prime Minister never thought of killing me, you are shameless..." Yan Liang said lightly.

Liu Bei slapped his ears and hurried to pick up his second brother.

Qin Feng also rode his horse over.

The second master has no horse to ride, but the second master Qinglong crouching on the ground, squinting his eyes, and next to him is a tied up Wen Chou.When the second master held his five-strand long beard in his hand, turned his head slightly and put on his signature expression, he was really majestic.

Liu Bei ran over first and patted the second master on the shoulder.The second master did not lose his posture, but nodded slightly.

"Prime Minister, my second brother has caught Wen Chou again." Seeing Qin Feng approaching, Liu Bei said hastily.

Qin Feng glanced at the second master, and the second master's aura was even worse.

Qin Feng suddenly frowned, and said, "Yun Chang, why are you missing a wisp of beard?"

"Huh?" Guan Yu's narrowed eyes suddenly opened, widened, and his aura suddenly fell apart.He hastily stretched out his right hand along his chin, and held the beard in his hand. "One two three four! One two three four! One two three four!!"

"Five six seven eight." Seeing the second master shouting louder than the other, the soldiers next to him couldn't help muttering.

At this moment, the second master was completely shocked, and shouted: "Where is my beard, why is there a strand missing!"

Wen Chou next to him snorted coldly, "I've been chopped off to the ground long ago!"

"What!" Guan Yu threw himself on the ground, and after a while, he slipped out a strand of beard from the ground, at least twenty or thirty strands of this beard.

What is the second master, there are three main points, a big red face, five long beards, and a green dragon.

Now, there is one strand less than five strands, and there are four strands.

This beard has followed the second master since puberty, and the second master can bear this.

"My God!" The second master blushed very red, rushed up and clamped Wen Chou's neck.

Wen Chou was stubborn, glared at Guan Yu, and died generously.

Everyone was shocked, at least twenty or so young men and soldiers rode on Guan Yu's body before pulling Guan Yu away.

Qin Feng was very dissatisfied, and said: "There are many ringworms, this is your brother's fault, isn't it just a wisp of beard."

As soon as Liu Bei covered his chest, he felt angina, thinking that it is not a beard, it is my second brother's life.My second brother wakes up early every day, he doesn’t wash his face, brush his teeth and pee first, he counts his beards first, you know, you know, if you count one, you can regret it for a month, don’t you know, my second brother regrets every month, you know No.

But fortunately it was Liu Bei, who refrained from speaking out. After all, this is a personal obsession with cleanliness, and it is still shameful, so it is not good to speak out.

Qin Feng was also a little bit sorry, after all, Guan Yu was out to help, so he lost one of his lifelines.He hurriedly said: "Come quickly, someone will give Yunchang a bag to cover the remaining beard. Yunchang, don't worry, you can still grow it when you are young, eat more big kidneys."

Qin Feng immediately said to Jia Xu again: "Wenhe, give me an order immediately, Yunchang's big kidney is enough. The pork kidney is fine, and the top-quality calf's loin and lamb's loin are needed."

Old Jiaxu scratched his head for a while, and said, "My lord, what part is the kidney?"

"Huh?" Qin Feng suddenly realized that there is no such term as kidney in this year, so he hastily explained: "The one with the whip..."

Now Jia Xu understood, it turned out to be a 'silver ingot box'.

At the end of the Han Dynasty, I didn't know how to describe the kidney under the condition of keeping the etiquette. Because it looked like a silver ingot, it was called a silver ingot box.

From then on, following 'whip', the word kidney swept the world and became a word to describe something with reason and evidence, and the achievement was still higher than 'whip'.

"What is the reason for this?" Old Jia Xu couldn't help asking.

Qin Feng laughed, "Look, eunuchs don't grow beards, it's because the outer waist has been cut off. Therefore, it can be argued that if you eat more outer waist, you will grow a beard faster. This is also the theory of Chinese medicine, eat what you lack. Yun Chang is like this For Wei Meng, the kidneys must be good, but in order to grow faster, you still need to eat more kidneys."

Old Jia Xu nodded for a while, "Big kidneys are enough!" He felt that he should eat more.

"Big waist is enough!" The second master blushed, trembling for a while, and slowly left with Liu Bei's support.

"Brother, does a big waist work?" Second Master still couldn't help asking.

Liu Bei slapped his ears, "Qin Zijin still makes sense. After all, you see those eunuchs don't have beards. Eating this food should help beards."

The beard is the second life of the second master. If you can grow a beard, you have to do it.

Just that night, Er Ye ate at least three catties of veal loin in one sitting.

But Qin Feng was terrified. He didn't expect the second master to be so good at eating kidneys.This guy ate the kidneys of more than a dozen of his cows in one go. Qin Feng felt sorry for the cattle, so he signaled that he would put on more lamb loins, pig loins, and whips.

The second master used to eat the calf's loin, which was very tasty, but when he saw the longan-like outer loin, and the set meal still had a handle, he spit out the calf's loin at that time.

(End of this chapter)