Nongmen fierce wife, this king depends on you
Chapter 127 Snake God Farce 1
Chapter 127 Snake God Farce 1
Shen Muhan took her little hand, and gently straightened her hair that was blown tousled by the wind, without even looking at Rong Li who was gnashing her teeth, the two left without hesitation.
Rong Li looked at her calm back, the snow began to melt faster as soon as it entered her collar, and within a moment, her body was already drenched, and the snow water kept dripping from the corners of her clothes.
While his face was frozen white, there was a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Third Highness!"
Those burly men rushed over after realizing something happened, but just as they made a sound, Rong Li raised his hand to stop him, and his acupoints had already been untied by themselves...
"Jin'er, who did you learn this trick from?"
On the way, Shen Muhan remembered Xia Mujin's acupressure technique just now, so he couldn't help looking at her and asking.
Xia Mujin tickled the corner of her mouth, touched her head in embarrassment, and paused for a long time before saying: "Last time I saw Songzi put my brother down a few times, and I thought it was a good face, so I asked Mingyi to teach me how to do it. After learning, you can only tap acupuncture points."
"Well, my family's Jin'er Bingxue is smart, and I can learn this too. It's much better than Mingyi and the others at that time."
amount……
The corners of Xia Mujin's mouth twitched. Will they beat their chests and feet to find her to cry in Mingyi?
However, she likes such an uncle.
Brother Bog who followed behind also had a meal, looking at the back of the boss with extreme contempt, this is enough to please others, no wonder the goddess of his family is so lawless.
However, this time Xia Mujin and the others understood the snake god and shocked the whole village. Someone saw them coming back on the road. In less than a stick of incense, everyone took all the best things in the house When he came out, he brought incense and paper, and when he saw Brother Mang, he knelt down and clasped his hands together to make a wish.
Xia Mujin was stunned by this turn of events, even her father and grandfather were no exception, they even pulled her to kneel down.
"Brother Mang, go into the den and close the door."
Xia Mujin kept signaling them not to kneel down, but everyone kept on, and in desperation they could only shout loudly at the golden python.
The golden mang was also surprised by these villagers who hadn't tried it. Xia Mujin said that, and quickly turned around and walked towards his own nest, and closed the nest door tightly with his tail. Uh...how is the top transparent? Is this what the goddess calls the skylight?
In fact, the nest of the golden python is a relatively small house, with some dry straw in it, a blanket on the straw, and red brick walls on all sides, except for a small window at the top, because there is no such thing in this era. Xia Mujin replaced the glass with transparent oiled paper.
The oiled paper has not been painted, so the skylight should be covered with thatch in snowy or rainy days.
And as soon as the golden python entered the nest, all the villagers turned their eyes to Xia Mujin, and they were even more surprised to see her. They only felt that they were hallucinating, since Xia Mujin could command the snake god.
Seeing that everyone stopped making noise, Xia Mujin said calmly: "Everyone, get up, this is not a snake god at all, but a pet raised by Mr. Shen, uh... It's also my pet, so, no matter what you do Kneeling is also useless."
She didn't know how much everyone could listen to her words. Besides, in this feudal society, the belief in gods and monsters was almost rampant. She just hoped that everyone could listen to her words and digest them slowly.
"Xia Mujin, you are too selfish. The snake god is your pet? Oh, are you so powerful? No wonder you have been like a fish in water these past few months, and you can get whatever you want. It turns out that the snake god is helping you. You deliberately Don't let us bow down to the snake god, just because we are afraid that we will suddenly flourish like you, then your status in this village will drop, and it will be impossible to find someone to do things. Why are you so vicious in your mind, folks, Let's not believe her, believe that the snake god will bless us and let us live a good life and live in a big house."
Originally, the villagers were dubious about Xia Mujin's words, and they no longer kowtowed, but now the Zhou family barged in, Wu was supported by Zhou Qinglian, You surrounded Zhou Guilian and Zhou Cailian respectively, even Zhou Yousheng and his brothers also came, And they also brought incense, and Feng Sanniang and Feng Wu were hurried at the end, and Feng Liulang was a metaphor for a face being pulled by Si Mao.
But it was Feng Sanniang who spoke.
At this moment, she was squeezing into the crowd, her eyes searching for traces of the snake god. She heard that Xia Mujin had invited all the snake gods. She was so excited. After all, Liu Lang was going to Beijing for the exam at the beginning of the year. If the Snake God gave me even the slightest hint or assistance, how could she agree to sow any land and wait for the delicious and spicy food, but Xia Mujin wanted to hide the Snake God?
After searching around, seeing no trace of the snake god, he pointed at Xia Mujin and said, "Xia Mujin, you also said that this snake god is your personal pet, so what are you doing locking it up in a guilty conscience, lest we see it?" How about it? Tsk tsk tsk, it turns out that this place is for the snake god to live in. I said, there are only a few people in your family, you build such a big house, you raise a group of wild men, and you want to hide the snake god. Tell me, what are you hiding?"
"That's right, I told everyone at that time that Xia Mujin was with the snake god, but everyone didn't believe me. It's all right now, you have all become slaves of her family. Look at her family's current conditions, which are more than mine. Eldest sister is home, let’s talk about it, is this kind of woman still a good person? Greeting her with a smile, flattering everyone, making everyone think that she is the biggest good person in the world, but in fact, she has taken away all our blessings, see Look at us, these days are going back and forth, but her family, she is only 13 years old, what kind of ability can a 13-year-old girl have, burning kilns and buying land, isn't it the snake god helping her?"
Zhou Guilian grasped the topic at this moment. She suffered a lot in the last incident. Not only was she injured, but the villagers didn't believe her. Being so kind to her, it seems that Xia Mujin learned some sorcery from the snake god and charmed Mr. Shen.
As soon as Zhou Guilian opened her mouth, the Wu family had something to say, she saw tears in her eyes, and said aggrievedly: "Let me tell you, even though the Tieshu family separated, they have never been so cruel. Not only did he detain the old man, but he didn't care about the life or death of my old lady, Xia Mujin, you will be struck by lightning, people are doing it, the sky is watching..." At the end, he wiped his eyes and couldn't continue.
Zhou Qinglian stared at Xia Mujin even more at this moment. If it wasn't for her, she would still be the young mistress of the Wang family. She would eat delicious food and drink every day, spend money with her, and buy accessories with her. But since she appeared after she died, their world has been completely destroyed. It's all changed, it's turned black, the family's business is not good, and she snatched away hundreds of taels of silver, even those servants have become useless, they can't even protect their own masters, and they get hurt time and time again , now, the family situation is getting worse and worse, and the entire Meng family has shown a mean face, and even has to control eating an extra piece of meat when eating.
Hearing that Xia Mujin brought the snake god back, he took the incense sticks and pushed her out without saying a word, saying that he wanted her to pray more and bless the family to make a comeback.
But Xia Mujin was lucky enough to lock up the snake god directly to see how the villagers make trouble today.
But the scene that had calmed down became a little noisy again, everyone whispered in twos and threes, and looked at each other for a while, but Xia Mujin looked at all this indifferently with her arms around her. For Wu Shi and the others, the words went in from one ear to the other and out from the right.
Seeing that everyone was discussing and discussing, she walked towards the Golden Mang's nest, and said with great interest: "Brother Mang, everyone is here to pay respects to you, come out, come, have a look, and go directly to the one you like." Eat it, I can't find so much wild game for you in this cold weather, I guess no one will be unwilling."
As soon as Xia Mujin finished speaking, he saw that the wooden door really opened, and the huge body of the golden python slowly swam out and looked towards the crowd.
Those big eyes with copper bells really had such a icy domineering aura that everyone didn't dare to breathe, and the timid ones carried their things and walked out bravely.
The golden python exhaled a few mouthfuls of turbid air through its nose, and its huge body walked directly towards the members of the Zhou family and the Feng family. Immediately, the women trembled in fright. They didn't know that the snake god was so big...
Moreover, it really wants to eat people.
"Grandma... Mother... I... We... We... Are... Is... A mistake, This... Really... It's... Pets..."
The teeth of Zhou Guilian, who was domineering just now, were chattering now, her hands were tightly clutching You Shi's arm, and she could hardly speak.
Because the golden python was looking at her at the moment, and twisted its neck, revealing a few big sharp teeth.
"Ken...sure...definitely...yes..."
Zhou Guilian was frightened, why is it not the same with You Shi, her whole body trembled uncomfortably, and then Zhou Guilian stammered vaguely.
Feng Sanniang was behind them, her face was pale at the moment, and her legs had moved backwards. This movement directly stepped on Feng Liulang's feet. Feng Liulang screamed, hugged his feet and jumped up on the spot.
It's all because of Feng Sanniang's stinky beauty. Once she went to the town and saw other people wearing clogs, and when she came back, she made a pair of wooden clogs. The pair of clogs she made was a bit rough, so she wore them in rainy and snowy days. I was not used to wearing it, I twisted and turned it a few times, but I got used to it. Not only did I feel taller, but I didn’t even look up when looking at people. I immediately fell in love with these clogs. No, I’m wearing them today. , This foot stepped on Feng Liulang's instep, at least it would be red and swollen for half a month.
"Rokuro..."
Feng Liulang was wearing ordinary rough cloth shoes. At this moment, his face was grim due to the pain, and his whole body twitched.
Feng Sanniang was so distressed when she saw it, she quickly reached out to touch him, but she sprained her foot and fell directly to the ground with an ah.
Zhou Cailian then ran to wipe Feng Liulang's sweat and to help Feng Sanniang, and she was out of breath and weak all the time.
(End of this chapter)
Shen Muhan took her little hand, and gently straightened her hair that was blown tousled by the wind, without even looking at Rong Li who was gnashing her teeth, the two left without hesitation.
Rong Li looked at her calm back, the snow began to melt faster as soon as it entered her collar, and within a moment, her body was already drenched, and the snow water kept dripping from the corners of her clothes.
While his face was frozen white, there was a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Third Highness!"
Those burly men rushed over after realizing something happened, but just as they made a sound, Rong Li raised his hand to stop him, and his acupoints had already been untied by themselves...
"Jin'er, who did you learn this trick from?"
On the way, Shen Muhan remembered Xia Mujin's acupressure technique just now, so he couldn't help looking at her and asking.
Xia Mujin tickled the corner of her mouth, touched her head in embarrassment, and paused for a long time before saying: "Last time I saw Songzi put my brother down a few times, and I thought it was a good face, so I asked Mingyi to teach me how to do it. After learning, you can only tap acupuncture points."
"Well, my family's Jin'er Bingxue is smart, and I can learn this too. It's much better than Mingyi and the others at that time."
amount……
The corners of Xia Mujin's mouth twitched. Will they beat their chests and feet to find her to cry in Mingyi?
However, she likes such an uncle.
Brother Bog who followed behind also had a meal, looking at the back of the boss with extreme contempt, this is enough to please others, no wonder the goddess of his family is so lawless.
However, this time Xia Mujin and the others understood the snake god and shocked the whole village. Someone saw them coming back on the road. In less than a stick of incense, everyone took all the best things in the house When he came out, he brought incense and paper, and when he saw Brother Mang, he knelt down and clasped his hands together to make a wish.
Xia Mujin was stunned by this turn of events, even her father and grandfather were no exception, they even pulled her to kneel down.
"Brother Mang, go into the den and close the door."
Xia Mujin kept signaling them not to kneel down, but everyone kept on, and in desperation they could only shout loudly at the golden python.
The golden mang was also surprised by these villagers who hadn't tried it. Xia Mujin said that, and quickly turned around and walked towards his own nest, and closed the nest door tightly with his tail. Uh...how is the top transparent? Is this what the goddess calls the skylight?
In fact, the nest of the golden python is a relatively small house, with some dry straw in it, a blanket on the straw, and red brick walls on all sides, except for a small window at the top, because there is no such thing in this era. Xia Mujin replaced the glass with transparent oiled paper.
The oiled paper has not been painted, so the skylight should be covered with thatch in snowy or rainy days.
And as soon as the golden python entered the nest, all the villagers turned their eyes to Xia Mujin, and they were even more surprised to see her. They only felt that they were hallucinating, since Xia Mujin could command the snake god.
Seeing that everyone stopped making noise, Xia Mujin said calmly: "Everyone, get up, this is not a snake god at all, but a pet raised by Mr. Shen, uh... It's also my pet, so, no matter what you do Kneeling is also useless."
She didn't know how much everyone could listen to her words. Besides, in this feudal society, the belief in gods and monsters was almost rampant. She just hoped that everyone could listen to her words and digest them slowly.
"Xia Mujin, you are too selfish. The snake god is your pet? Oh, are you so powerful? No wonder you have been like a fish in water these past few months, and you can get whatever you want. It turns out that the snake god is helping you. You deliberately Don't let us bow down to the snake god, just because we are afraid that we will suddenly flourish like you, then your status in this village will drop, and it will be impossible to find someone to do things. Why are you so vicious in your mind, folks, Let's not believe her, believe that the snake god will bless us and let us live a good life and live in a big house."
Originally, the villagers were dubious about Xia Mujin's words, and they no longer kowtowed, but now the Zhou family barged in, Wu was supported by Zhou Qinglian, You surrounded Zhou Guilian and Zhou Cailian respectively, even Zhou Yousheng and his brothers also came, And they also brought incense, and Feng Sanniang and Feng Wu were hurried at the end, and Feng Liulang was a metaphor for a face being pulled by Si Mao.
But it was Feng Sanniang who spoke.
At this moment, she was squeezing into the crowd, her eyes searching for traces of the snake god. She heard that Xia Mujin had invited all the snake gods. She was so excited. After all, Liu Lang was going to Beijing for the exam at the beginning of the year. If the Snake God gave me even the slightest hint or assistance, how could she agree to sow any land and wait for the delicious and spicy food, but Xia Mujin wanted to hide the Snake God?
After searching around, seeing no trace of the snake god, he pointed at Xia Mujin and said, "Xia Mujin, you also said that this snake god is your personal pet, so what are you doing locking it up in a guilty conscience, lest we see it?" How about it? Tsk tsk tsk, it turns out that this place is for the snake god to live in. I said, there are only a few people in your family, you build such a big house, you raise a group of wild men, and you want to hide the snake god. Tell me, what are you hiding?"
"That's right, I told everyone at that time that Xia Mujin was with the snake god, but everyone didn't believe me. It's all right now, you have all become slaves of her family. Look at her family's current conditions, which are more than mine. Eldest sister is home, let’s talk about it, is this kind of woman still a good person? Greeting her with a smile, flattering everyone, making everyone think that she is the biggest good person in the world, but in fact, she has taken away all our blessings, see Look at us, these days are going back and forth, but her family, she is only 13 years old, what kind of ability can a 13-year-old girl have, burning kilns and buying land, isn't it the snake god helping her?"
Zhou Guilian grasped the topic at this moment. She suffered a lot in the last incident. Not only was she injured, but the villagers didn't believe her. Being so kind to her, it seems that Xia Mujin learned some sorcery from the snake god and charmed Mr. Shen.
As soon as Zhou Guilian opened her mouth, the Wu family had something to say, she saw tears in her eyes, and said aggrievedly: "Let me tell you, even though the Tieshu family separated, they have never been so cruel. Not only did he detain the old man, but he didn't care about the life or death of my old lady, Xia Mujin, you will be struck by lightning, people are doing it, the sky is watching..." At the end, he wiped his eyes and couldn't continue.
Zhou Qinglian stared at Xia Mujin even more at this moment. If it wasn't for her, she would still be the young mistress of the Wang family. She would eat delicious food and drink every day, spend money with her, and buy accessories with her. But since she appeared after she died, their world has been completely destroyed. It's all changed, it's turned black, the family's business is not good, and she snatched away hundreds of taels of silver, even those servants have become useless, they can't even protect their own masters, and they get hurt time and time again , now, the family situation is getting worse and worse, and the entire Meng family has shown a mean face, and even has to control eating an extra piece of meat when eating.
Hearing that Xia Mujin brought the snake god back, he took the incense sticks and pushed her out without saying a word, saying that he wanted her to pray more and bless the family to make a comeback.
But Xia Mujin was lucky enough to lock up the snake god directly to see how the villagers make trouble today.
But the scene that had calmed down became a little noisy again, everyone whispered in twos and threes, and looked at each other for a while, but Xia Mujin looked at all this indifferently with her arms around her. For Wu Shi and the others, the words went in from one ear to the other and out from the right.
Seeing that everyone was discussing and discussing, she walked towards the Golden Mang's nest, and said with great interest: "Brother Mang, everyone is here to pay respects to you, come out, come, have a look, and go directly to the one you like." Eat it, I can't find so much wild game for you in this cold weather, I guess no one will be unwilling."
As soon as Xia Mujin finished speaking, he saw that the wooden door really opened, and the huge body of the golden python slowly swam out and looked towards the crowd.
Those big eyes with copper bells really had such a icy domineering aura that everyone didn't dare to breathe, and the timid ones carried their things and walked out bravely.
The golden python exhaled a few mouthfuls of turbid air through its nose, and its huge body walked directly towards the members of the Zhou family and the Feng family. Immediately, the women trembled in fright. They didn't know that the snake god was so big...
Moreover, it really wants to eat people.
"Grandma... Mother... I... We... We... Are... Is... A mistake, This... Really... It's... Pets..."
The teeth of Zhou Guilian, who was domineering just now, were chattering now, her hands were tightly clutching You Shi's arm, and she could hardly speak.
Because the golden python was looking at her at the moment, and twisted its neck, revealing a few big sharp teeth.
"Ken...sure...definitely...yes..."
Zhou Guilian was frightened, why is it not the same with You Shi, her whole body trembled uncomfortably, and then Zhou Guilian stammered vaguely.
Feng Sanniang was behind them, her face was pale at the moment, and her legs had moved backwards. This movement directly stepped on Feng Liulang's feet. Feng Liulang screamed, hugged his feet and jumped up on the spot.
It's all because of Feng Sanniang's stinky beauty. Once she went to the town and saw other people wearing clogs, and when she came back, she made a pair of wooden clogs. The pair of clogs she made was a bit rough, so she wore them in rainy and snowy days. I was not used to wearing it, I twisted and turned it a few times, but I got used to it. Not only did I feel taller, but I didn’t even look up when looking at people. I immediately fell in love with these clogs. No, I’m wearing them today. , This foot stepped on Feng Liulang's instep, at least it would be red and swollen for half a month.
"Rokuro..."
Feng Liulang was wearing ordinary rough cloth shoes. At this moment, his face was grim due to the pain, and his whole body twitched.
Feng Sanniang was so distressed when she saw it, she quickly reached out to touch him, but she sprained her foot and fell directly to the ground with an ah.
Zhou Cailian then ran to wipe Feng Liulang's sweat and to help Feng Sanniang, and she was out of breath and weak all the time.
(End of this chapter)
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