Men are inferior to women

Chapter 135 134. The Joke of Orange Apricot

In the second issue, we can no longer blatantly write about the Xuan X Sect, otherwise readers will definitely misunderstand that Fang Zhou is deliberately targeting the Xuan Ji Sect, which is not good.

So this time, Fang Zhou asked Erwa to write the headline of today's headline - "Stunned, a certain elder in the Yunshan realm, an elder surnamed He actually ran naked in the sect late at night with his pants on his head. What is behind this is a distortion of human nature Or moral decay?"

The person who broke the news was still Ms. Li Ruyu, who did not want to give her name. She was punished to go to the gate because she broke the news about Elder Gao’s private affairs with the suzerain.

Ms. Li Ruyu also judged that the private life of the elder He was very rich and colorful through the figure of the elder He and the color of the grapes.

Listening to Fang Zhou's dictation, the gourd babies all had a sense of excitement to spy on the secret.

As the saying goes, there are countless times for the first time. The first time they hear this kind of private matter, they will be very worried, afraid to write it out and offend others. After the second time, they will be much less worried.

Instead, the fire of gossip burns brightly.

I didn't expect that the interior of these great sects of immortal cultivators would be so filthy and filthy. It seems that we monsters have seen too little of the world.

After dictating the news, Fang Zhou began to tell jokes. With the previous experience, the gourd babies are mentally prepared this time.

Then laughed like a dog again.

Fang Zhou ignored them, finished the joke in one breath, and said to Cheng Xing, who was almost out of breath from laughing: "You can tell any jokes you have heard before, and if it is funny, you can put it in the newspaper."

"really?"

Cheng Xing's eyes lit up, she put her hand to her mouth and coughed, and said seriously: "Then I'll tell a very, very funny joke, don't make your stomach hurt from laughing after listening to it."

Fang Zhou nodded calmly and let her speak.

Cheng Xing took a deep breath, and said what she thought was the funniest joke: "One wife lost her husband, and she had sex with monks and priests during the funeral, and she conceived a child, and the monks and Taoists fought each other over who was his blood, and it was unresolved for a long time. When the son was born and grew older, people asked him, and the son replied, "I was born of a monk. The Taoist said angrily, "how can you see that?" The Master said, "I was in my mother's womb. I only saw monks, but I never saw you a Taoist priest." "

"Hahaha!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Xing and the other gourd babies laughed together, tears almost bursting out of their eyes.

Although she has said this joke many times, it is so funny every time.

Fang Zhou looked at her expressionlessly.

Smiling and smiling, Cheng Xing's smile gradually disappeared: "Isn't it funny?"

Fang Zhou thought for a while and said, "It's average."

This joke is really good, I didn't expect that Erwa is also an old Siji, no wonder the inner joke I said before can be understood in seconds.

But Fang Zhou has been baptized by countless jokes and jokes from sand sculpture netizens in his previous life, and his jokes can be said to be as high as Mount Everest. This joke can't touch his jokes at all.

After listening, there are only two words in my heart.

That's it?

Seeing Fang Zhou's disinterest, Cheng Xing let out an oh, showing obvious disappointment, she didn't expect that the jokes she cherished could not make Fang Zhou laugh, and she was full of frustration.

Seeing her lost look, Fang Zhou suddenly said, "Let's write it in the newspaper."

Cheng Xing was taken aback for a moment, and then showed a surprised expression: "Really?"

Fang Zhou nodded: "It's normal to me, but others will definitely find it funny."

"Yeah, that's great!"

Cheng Xing jumped up excitedly, opened her hands and hugged Fang Zhou vigorously, then turned her head and cheered to the sisters.

As a monster, Cheng Xing's hope is to write her own book. Although this goal seems hopeless, being able to leave her work in the newspaper is also a good thing to be happy in her heart.

The other gourd babies were also happy for Cheng Xing, they gathered around and chattered and laughed.

Although these seven gourd babies are powerful, their temperaments are still like children who have not grown up in IQ, and they can smile from the heart with a little gain.

Fang Zhou watched from the sidelines, and couldn't help expressing emotion.

It's so big.

Publishing Cheng Xing's jokes was not to win her favor, although there was some reason for this, after all, it was so rare that it was so big, and it was obviously not obvious from the outside.

This newspaper will be run for at least a month, and if it goes well, it may even take root in the Heavenly Sword Sect in the future.

In normal times, there is not so much dry goods to be bought by Fang Zhou alone. The novel is easy, and a few real scenes with real swords and guns are enough, but news and jokes need freshness.

Even if it is editing, it depends on the knowledge reserve, otherwise it will not be edited at all.

That's why it took him two days to release one issue.

In order to avoid being hollowed out, Fang Zhou had to work together. Accepting Cheng Xing’s jokes was only the first step. Next, he had to engage in paid essay solicitation. This move could not only strengthen the communication of Mochizuki Daily, but also draw on the wisdom of the masses.

After telling the joke, Ark will start to update '****'.

Except for Xiaoqi and Xiaoliu who were not very interested, the remaining five gourd babies were all sitting upright with a serious expression on their faces.

I don't know, seeing this scene, I thought they were listening to some advanced academic theory.

When Fang Zhou finished a few chapters of "****", the gourd babies all showed unfinished expressions.

But the Ark did not stop, but opened a new hole. Although the gourd babies were surprised, they were more looking forward to it. Only one novel could not satisfy their strong curiosity.

The name of the new novel is called 'Aunt Qin the Concierge'.

The reason for serializing the second novel is not because Fang Zhou has a hobby of digging pits, but considering that '****' may not be liked by everyone, so I will serialize another 'Concierge Aunt Qin' to cover the preferences of more readers .

Moreover, "Aunt Qin, the Concierge" is not a medium-length novel, but a short novel, which can be finished after a few serials, so that it will not occupy the page for a long time and make people feel bored.

Ark decided to use this format in the future, and update the medium and long stories at the same time. The medium and long stories can be used to cultivate readers' follow-up habits, and the short stories can improve the freshness.

After Fang Zhou finished saying "Aunt Qin, the concierge", he felt that the air became moist, and there was a very obvious sweet smell.

Fang Zhou's nose had been opened by Ling Xiaoyue, and this aura couldn't be hidden from him.

It's just that the five gourd babies all have flushed cheeks and look like they are breathing heavily. I don't know who is responsible for this breath, maybe everyone has a share.

After dictating all the content, Fang Zhou added another essay advertisement, and then worked with Cheng Xing to typeset the content.

With several sets of movable type printing tools made by the gourd babies, the efficiency has been greatly improved. This time, [-] sheets were printed, but the time spent was only one-third of the previous time.

After finishing the production of the second phase, Fang Zhou continued to draw a big cake for the Calabash Babies, promising month-end bonuses and year-end bonuses, paid vacations, etc., and then left Calabash Space.

As soon as Fang Zhou left, the gourd babies got together and sent Xiaoqi and Xiaoliu aside. The five sisters took out the second issue of the newspaper.

Amidst Cheng Xing's Lang Lang reading, the study session started again.

(End of this chapter)