One child with two treasures: Fu Shao's pet wife is super powerful!
Chapter 116 Resolving with Wit
Chapter 116 Resolving with Wit
At this moment, on the other side, Fu Xiaosi, who just ran out of the house, really planned to hide for a while before going back, so as to prove his attitude to Jian Chuyao and Fu Shenze.
But what he didn't expect was that when he was walking on the side of the road, a van suddenly stopped beside him, and then he was kidnapped into the car without any explanation.
Seeing that the other party was going to cover his eyes with a black cloth and seal his mouth with tape.
He rolled his eyes, and said in a childish voice, "Uncle, where are we going?"
Lu Yi, who was planning to do something, was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect this little guy to be so unsuspecting. Not only did he not cry, but he took the initiative to talk to him.
He subconsciously explained, "Take you to a fun place."
Fu Xiaosi nodded thoughtfully, and said sensiblely, "Then uncle, don't worry, I'm very obedient, I don't talk or make trouble."
This made Lu Yi, who was planning to tie him up, start thinking about whether to tie him up or not.
It's just that what he didn't see was that a successful smile flashed in Fu Xiaosi's eyes, and the immature voice sounded again, "Why don't we leave? I want to go play quickly."
These words successfully made Lu Yi let go of his vigilance, the journey to Nanshi is very long, so it's okay to keep this little guy to relieve his boredom.
So I put away the prepared black cloth and tape again.
The van has black light-blocking window stickers on it so that you can't see the outside from the inside, and you can't see the inside from the outside.
Taking a rough look around the car body, Fu Xiaosi understood that it was a specially prepared car.
In other words, right now he is being kidnapped premeditatedly.
The reason why he didn't struggle was because he was walking on the main road, and there were not many pedestrians at that time.
If he speaks out rashly, it will cause this person's dissatisfaction and bring him even more serious consequences.
After careful consideration, he decided to lower Lu Yi's vigilance in this way.
After all, from the outside, he was just a child.
Although he couldn't see the outside, he knew that the car was getting farther and farther away from the urban area because of the car's left and right turning arcs and the increasingly quiet surroundings.
Even more remote driving.
"Uncle, I'm so thirsty. Do you have any water? Can you let me drink some?" His begging tone and cute appearance completely overwhelmed Lu Yi.
Lu Yi took the water bottle from the front and handed it to the back seat.
Fu Xiaosi took the water bottle and started to drink water. First of all, he must keep his body hydrated, so that he can have enough energy to face the next thing.
He didn't take the empty jug out of his mouth until he drank all the water in the jug.
Through the rearview mirror, he peeked at Lu Yi, who was concentrating on driving, and found that the other party was completely unaware, his eyes were full of slyness.
He secretly put the water bottle under his body. He had already had the urge to urinate after drinking so much water, and now he had a way out.
Finally, the jug was filled again.
"Where is this on the way? Why is there no sound on the road, as if in a ghost movie."
If you want to reduce the other party's vigilance, the first step is to build a good relationship.
Lu Yi didn't expect such a young child to say such a thing at all, and was immediately amused, "It's broad daylight, how can there be any ghost movies, besides, have you seen ghost movies?"
In Lu Yi's opinion, at Fu Xiaosi's age, he should still be full of unknowns about this world.
But Fu Xiaosi is not an ordinary child.
"I've seen the ones that crawled out of the TV or emerged from the bedside." He had a proud attitude, just like a child asking for praise.
However, Lu Yi's face changed slightly when he heard these words. He is timid and usually doesn't watch ghost movies.
This small change was also noticed by Fu Xiaosi. He laughed deliberately, "Uncle, you are not afraid, are you? Are you still afraid at such an age?"
Lu Yi immediately lost face when he said this, so he could only forcefully retort, "Who said I was afraid? I am not afraid."
Seeing him like this, Fu Xiaosi changed the subject with a wink, "Uncle, have you ever heard a joke?"
"What joke? I've heard so many, I don't know which one you're talking about."
When it comes to jokes, Lu Yi is immediately full of confidence. After all, at such an advanced age, among other things, he has heard quite a lot of strange jokes.
Fu Xiaosi stood up from the back seat and lay down on the front seat, and said very close to Lu Yi, "Once upon a time there was a match, and he suddenly felt a bit itchy while walking on the road, and it caught fire when he scratched it. It was so frightened that it went to the hospital immediately, and the doctor wrapped it into a cotton swab, and when it was discharged from the hospital, the gauze was removed and turned into a toothpick."
After hearing his joke, Lu Yi couldn't help laughing out loud, but he didn't expect this kid to be a ghost.
The later Fu Xiaosi was completely different from the cold and aloof image of the past. He was like a chatterbox, talking about various things non-stop.
It was only then that Lu Yi suddenly realized that it was really not boring to be with this child, and it was even... a little noisy.
Simply filter out his words automatically, and drive wholeheartedly.
It's just that he was a little tired from driving all the time, so he said to Fu Xiaosi behind him, "Have you finished drinking the water in the kettle? Pass me some."
The corner of Fu Xiaosi's mouth twitched into a wicked smile, and he quickly took the water bottle beside him and handed it over, "No, there are many more."
The thirst in his body prevented him from thinking about it, so he stopped the car and unscrewed the lid of the kettle and poured it into the water.
But as soon as he took a sip into his throat, he immediately noticed something was wrong. Why does this water smell like urine?
Thinking of the water that Fu Xiaosi drank just now, Lu Yi's heart rang alarm bells, and he spit it out when he opened the car door.
What is the pale yellow liquid if it is not urine?
A huge sense of vomiting rolled up from his stomach, and Lu Yi grabbed the car door and retched on the ground for a long time.
After a long time, he straightened up exhausted, and stretched out his hand to grab Fu Xiaosi who was in the back seat, "Come here, it's all because of you little guy, you are so mischievous!"
Fu Xiaosi was not willing to let him go as he wished, he was evasive so as not to let him catch him.
He had already drank it all, and Lu Yi no longer pursued how much he drank, and it was useless to argue with the child any longer.
After thinking about it, he simply found a step for himself, sighed and said, "I really found a little ancestor!"
Sitting in the driver's seat and closing the door, he stepped on the accelerator, but found that the car was not moving at all.
He thought he didn't use the key to open it, but after turning the key a few times, there was still no change.
A bad premonition flashed across Lu Yi's heart.
There shouldn't be any problems with this car, right?
Thinking of this, he immediately got out of the car to check, turned on the engine of the car, and sadly found that the car had broken down.
At this critical moment, the car actually started to lose its chain, and it was obviously not far away before arriving at Nanshi. There would be no problem sooner or later, but it happened at this time.
You must know that in this area, there is no car repair place in the surrounding area, and there is not even a person's shadow, which is simply ineffective every day.
(End of this chapter)
At this moment, on the other side, Fu Xiaosi, who just ran out of the house, really planned to hide for a while before going back, so as to prove his attitude to Jian Chuyao and Fu Shenze.
But what he didn't expect was that when he was walking on the side of the road, a van suddenly stopped beside him, and then he was kidnapped into the car without any explanation.
Seeing that the other party was going to cover his eyes with a black cloth and seal his mouth with tape.
He rolled his eyes, and said in a childish voice, "Uncle, where are we going?"
Lu Yi, who was planning to do something, was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect this little guy to be so unsuspecting. Not only did he not cry, but he took the initiative to talk to him.
He subconsciously explained, "Take you to a fun place."
Fu Xiaosi nodded thoughtfully, and said sensiblely, "Then uncle, don't worry, I'm very obedient, I don't talk or make trouble."
This made Lu Yi, who was planning to tie him up, start thinking about whether to tie him up or not.
It's just that what he didn't see was that a successful smile flashed in Fu Xiaosi's eyes, and the immature voice sounded again, "Why don't we leave? I want to go play quickly."
These words successfully made Lu Yi let go of his vigilance, the journey to Nanshi is very long, so it's okay to keep this little guy to relieve his boredom.
So I put away the prepared black cloth and tape again.
The van has black light-blocking window stickers on it so that you can't see the outside from the inside, and you can't see the inside from the outside.
Taking a rough look around the car body, Fu Xiaosi understood that it was a specially prepared car.
In other words, right now he is being kidnapped premeditatedly.
The reason why he didn't struggle was because he was walking on the main road, and there were not many pedestrians at that time.
If he speaks out rashly, it will cause this person's dissatisfaction and bring him even more serious consequences.
After careful consideration, he decided to lower Lu Yi's vigilance in this way.
After all, from the outside, he was just a child.
Although he couldn't see the outside, he knew that the car was getting farther and farther away from the urban area because of the car's left and right turning arcs and the increasingly quiet surroundings.
Even more remote driving.
"Uncle, I'm so thirsty. Do you have any water? Can you let me drink some?" His begging tone and cute appearance completely overwhelmed Lu Yi.
Lu Yi took the water bottle from the front and handed it to the back seat.
Fu Xiaosi took the water bottle and started to drink water. First of all, he must keep his body hydrated, so that he can have enough energy to face the next thing.
He didn't take the empty jug out of his mouth until he drank all the water in the jug.
Through the rearview mirror, he peeked at Lu Yi, who was concentrating on driving, and found that the other party was completely unaware, his eyes were full of slyness.
He secretly put the water bottle under his body. He had already had the urge to urinate after drinking so much water, and now he had a way out.
Finally, the jug was filled again.
"Where is this on the way? Why is there no sound on the road, as if in a ghost movie."
If you want to reduce the other party's vigilance, the first step is to build a good relationship.
Lu Yi didn't expect such a young child to say such a thing at all, and was immediately amused, "It's broad daylight, how can there be any ghost movies, besides, have you seen ghost movies?"
In Lu Yi's opinion, at Fu Xiaosi's age, he should still be full of unknowns about this world.
But Fu Xiaosi is not an ordinary child.
"I've seen the ones that crawled out of the TV or emerged from the bedside." He had a proud attitude, just like a child asking for praise.
However, Lu Yi's face changed slightly when he heard these words. He is timid and usually doesn't watch ghost movies.
This small change was also noticed by Fu Xiaosi. He laughed deliberately, "Uncle, you are not afraid, are you? Are you still afraid at such an age?"
Lu Yi immediately lost face when he said this, so he could only forcefully retort, "Who said I was afraid? I am not afraid."
Seeing him like this, Fu Xiaosi changed the subject with a wink, "Uncle, have you ever heard a joke?"
"What joke? I've heard so many, I don't know which one you're talking about."
When it comes to jokes, Lu Yi is immediately full of confidence. After all, at such an advanced age, among other things, he has heard quite a lot of strange jokes.
Fu Xiaosi stood up from the back seat and lay down on the front seat, and said very close to Lu Yi, "Once upon a time there was a match, and he suddenly felt a bit itchy while walking on the road, and it caught fire when he scratched it. It was so frightened that it went to the hospital immediately, and the doctor wrapped it into a cotton swab, and when it was discharged from the hospital, the gauze was removed and turned into a toothpick."
After hearing his joke, Lu Yi couldn't help laughing out loud, but he didn't expect this kid to be a ghost.
The later Fu Xiaosi was completely different from the cold and aloof image of the past. He was like a chatterbox, talking about various things non-stop.
It was only then that Lu Yi suddenly realized that it was really not boring to be with this child, and it was even... a little noisy.
Simply filter out his words automatically, and drive wholeheartedly.
It's just that he was a little tired from driving all the time, so he said to Fu Xiaosi behind him, "Have you finished drinking the water in the kettle? Pass me some."
The corner of Fu Xiaosi's mouth twitched into a wicked smile, and he quickly took the water bottle beside him and handed it over, "No, there are many more."
The thirst in his body prevented him from thinking about it, so he stopped the car and unscrewed the lid of the kettle and poured it into the water.
But as soon as he took a sip into his throat, he immediately noticed something was wrong. Why does this water smell like urine?
Thinking of the water that Fu Xiaosi drank just now, Lu Yi's heart rang alarm bells, and he spit it out when he opened the car door.
What is the pale yellow liquid if it is not urine?
A huge sense of vomiting rolled up from his stomach, and Lu Yi grabbed the car door and retched on the ground for a long time.
After a long time, he straightened up exhausted, and stretched out his hand to grab Fu Xiaosi who was in the back seat, "Come here, it's all because of you little guy, you are so mischievous!"
Fu Xiaosi was not willing to let him go as he wished, he was evasive so as not to let him catch him.
He had already drank it all, and Lu Yi no longer pursued how much he drank, and it was useless to argue with the child any longer.
After thinking about it, he simply found a step for himself, sighed and said, "I really found a little ancestor!"
Sitting in the driver's seat and closing the door, he stepped on the accelerator, but found that the car was not moving at all.
He thought he didn't use the key to open it, but after turning the key a few times, there was still no change.
A bad premonition flashed across Lu Yi's heart.
There shouldn't be any problems with this car, right?
Thinking of this, he immediately got out of the car to check, turned on the engine of the car, and sadly found that the car had broken down.
At this critical moment, the car actually started to lose its chain, and it was obviously not far away before arriving at Nanshi. There would be no problem sooner or later, but it happened at this time.
You must know that in this area, there is no car repair place in the surrounding area, and there is not even a person's shadow, which is simply ineffective every day.
(End of this chapter)
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