Black-bellied Bamboo Horse: Xiaoqingmei, I can't eat enough!

Chapter 424 I'm Not Human
When Luo Jia entered the hotel room, he felt...no sight.

Gu Nian's small suitcase was lying on the ground, and her clothes were scattered on the bed and sofa. There were basically clothes for all seasons, which shows how...absent someone is when packing things.

Three or four empty champagne bottles rolled down on the ground, and the water stains were smudged, staining the carpet in a dark color.

Luo Jia sighed softly, walked in with a frown, followed the wet footprints on the ground, turned a corner, walked into the private hot spring pool in the suite, and finally saw Gu Nian lying on the shore.

Gu Nian held an empty wine glass in one hand, rested his chin with the other hand, rested his head on his arm, his eyes were slightly closed, and his red lips were pursed, as if he was asleep.

Lorgar walked over, knelt down and took the wine glass away from her hand.

"Hmm... don't move!" Gu Nian suddenly opened his eyes, those round eyes were extremely hazy under the mist, he couldn't see the emotion in her eyes clearly, he only saw the steaming mist inside.

Luo Jia slowed down her voice, reached out and cupped her face: "Nian Baoer, it's me."

"Hmm..." Gu Nian worked hard to open his eyes, looked at him for a long time, then giggled, "Well, I know you."

"Who am I?" Luo Jia wanted to know how drunk she was, so she asked such a question.

If he could know Gu Nian's answer in advance, he would definitely ask another question, such as... who are you?

Gu Nian propped his chin with one hand, looked at Luo Jia with a shaky smile.

Luo Jia quickly supported her, for fear that she would plunge into the pool water.

Gu Nian stretched out his hand to hold Luo Jia's hand, frowned and reprimanded lightly: "Don't shake! I can't see clearly... Let me see who you are... Hey? Luo Jia? Why are you a bastard?!"

The corner of Luo Jia's mouth twitched: "..."

Usually softly calling Brother Jia, it's fine to call him by his first name when he's drunk, but what the hell is a bastard? !
Well, he put up with it, he was a jerk, at least today.

"Come on, get up, go to bed and sleep." Luo Jia sighed softly, grabbed Gu Nian's shoulder, and tried to fish her out of the water.

However, Gu Nian has not yet reached the point where she is completely drunk and obedient. After drinking, she has great strength and pushes away Luo Jia's hand. With this strength, she treads water and swims until she reaches the center of the pool before stopping. "Hmph, what are you going to sleep on? You bastard! You want to take advantage of others, don't you? Let me tell you, I, I, I have a fiancé! Be, be careful that he skins you and gives you cramps!"

Luo Jia's pupils shrank sharply, he didn't think much, he didn't even take off his clothes, he jumped into the hot spring pool, walked over in two or three steps, and pulled Gu Nian into his arms.

As long as she drank like this, there was no place to support her, and she would fall into the water in the next second.

"Well... what are you doing! Let go!" Gu Nian waved his arms, bringing up pieces of water, which wet Luo Jia's hair.

"Hey, stop making trouble, let's go to bed and sleep, it's dangerous here." Luo Jia hugged her body, his tentacles were warm and greasy, like the best suet white jade.

Gu Nian puffed her face, and looked at him reluctantly: "It won't be dangerous...the water is comfortable..."

Looking at her wobbly appearance, Lorgar could only hold her tightly in his arms: "Really, there are sharks."

"Shark?" Gu Nian looked at him in horror, "Really?"

"Really." Luo Jia nodded, hugged her and stood up, "Let's go quickly."

"But didn't the dinosaurs become extinct?" Gu Nian tilted his head, put his hands on Luo Jia's shoulders, and looked at him with tilted head.

"Dinosaurs..." What the hell has this got to do with dinosaurs...

Gu Nian frowned a little bit: "You lied to me...no, no dinosaurs..."

"Yes, and cannibalism." Luo Jia spoke nonsense out of conscience, wondering...whether cheating on a drunken girl would be condemned by conscience?

"Cannibal?" Gu Nian stared wide-eyed, confirming with Luo Jia again.

Luo Jia nodded, and fearing that Gu Nian could not see clearly, she said aloud, "Yes, I can eat people."

"Hey hey...then I'm not afraid...I'm not human..."

"..." Why do you suddenly want to laugh?

"...I'm a little fairy..." Gu Nian continued slowly.

"..." Well, it's barely acceptable to listen together.

Luo Jia took a deep breath, and simply pulled the towel to wrap her around her, then bent down and hugged her: "Okay, little fairy, it's time to go to bed."

"I really won't be eaten." Gu Nian said, wrapping her arms around Luo Jia's neck, looking at him with wide eyes.

Luo Jia nodded: "Well, it won't be eaten."

"My Brother Jia will help me drive the bad guys away." Gu Nian continued to say seriously.

"Yes, he will." Lorgar continued to nod.

Gu Nian was silent for three seconds, and then cried out with a "wow": "Wow... I'm sorry I lied to you... Brother Jia doesn't like me anymore... He's too fierce..."

"He doesn't dislike you." Luo Jia put Gu Nian on the sofa, wiped the water droplets on her body, and explained in a low voice.

Gu Nian was crying out of breath: "...no, not...he, he is..."

Gu Nian couldn't continue, she was too busy crying.

Luo Jia sighed, knowing that it would be impossible to reason with Gu Nian at this moment, he reluctantly took a nightgown from the sofa and planned to change it for Gu Nian.

1 minutes later--

This is not a fucking thing that people do!

Luo Jia turned his head away, finally made up his mind, reached out and pulled someone's bikini strap.

"Ah ah ah - Luo Jia, you rascal -"

3 minutes later--

Gu Nian, who was stuffed under the quilt, showed his small head, looked at Luo Jia who was undressing and asked, "You bastard, why are you undressing? You can't take advantage of me while I'm drunk!"

"..." Luo Jia threw the wet clothes aside, took the towel that Gu Nian had just used to dry her body, turned off the light, and lay down next to Gu Nian.

"I want to drink water." In the darkness, Gu Nian took Luo Jia's hand.

Luo Jia reached for the mineral water on the bedside table, unscrewed the cap of the bottle to help Gu Nian, and fed the water to her lips.

Gu Nian gulped down the water, then lazily leaned directly into Luo Jia's arms: "I want to drink Coke."

"This won't work, can I give you some honey water?" Luo Jia bluntly refused. Drinking Coke after drinking will only increase the body's absorption of alcohol. It has no benefit except to make Gu Nian more drunk.

"Well...then I want a hazelnut latte." Gu Nian shook his head and rubbed against Luo Jia's chest coquettishly, "Brother Jia~Brother Jia, you are the best, I am very thirsty..."

"Drink some more water?" Luo Jia directly ignored Gu Nian's words for coffee, and fed water to her mouth.

Gu Nian shook her head: "No...it's not good...can you tell me a story?"

"... How about telling you a story about a brat getting drunk and making trouble?" Well, Bao Buqi is still a serialized story.

The last time she was drunk was pestering him to play a game of koala hugging a big tree, this time she wanted to listen to a story again, I don't know the next time... Ah bah, there can be no next time, he will keep an eye on her from now on , Never give her a chance to get drunk!

(End of this chapter)