The starting sister is Zhuge Dali
Chapter 517 The omnipotent dog
Chapter 517 The omnipotent dog
"Brother Dog, I'm sweating in this suit, help me get another one out!"
After dinner, Zhuge Wenruo sat at the dinner table and shouted into the air.
Yifei: "If you yell into the air like this, can it bring your clothes for you?"
To be honest, she was a little unconvinced.
But in the next second, the clothes were handed to Zhuge Wenruo by a mechanical arm.
"So smart?"
Everyone was startled.
"Then can it wash the dishes for me?" Yifei thought suddenly.
"You try?" Zhuge Wenruo smiled.
Yifei: "Goofy, help me clean the dishes!"
"Okay, beautiful young lady!"
Two mechanical arms suddenly appeared under the table, and the kitchen of 3601 also changed greatly.
There is an automatic dishwasher! ?
Yifei who has been in control of the kitchen: "When?!"
When were automatic dishwashers available?
The washed dishes are placed in the disinfection cabinet.
"It can even help you take a shower if you want!"
Zhuge Wenruo said that Gouzi can achieve everything.
"Then can it organize the materials for me?" Dali asked.
"you try."
Dali: "Gouzi, please help me sort out the latest financial report of the bank."
"Okay, the file has been prepared and sent to your WeChat."
The dog replied instantly.
"Oh my god, it was actually sent in the form of a file!"
Dali means incredible.
Gouzi: "If you want it in pdf format, I will make another copy and send it to you."
"No, this will do."
Yifei even boldly said: "Gouzi, help me make a ppt introducing the global transportation of rice yuan!"
"We have already done!"
"Extremely fast!"
Dali: "Help write a paper called On the Economic Model of Blind Boxes, 3000 words!"
"It has been written, and the duplication check rate is 0%."
"Goofy, pour me a glass of water."
"Ice, or room temperature, or what?"
"Normal temperature."
"..."
Gouzi shows the power of his artificial intelligence, almost omnipotent.
Yifei sighed: "Gouzi, you are omnipotent! I like you so much."
"At your service anytime, my little sister~"
Meijia: "I have a bad memory and I'm pregnant, dog, you have to help me!"
"Okay, your little life is very healthy."
As he said that, Gouzi even took out the X-ray projection.
The baby in Meijia's womb was clearly seen.
Zi Qiao: "My god, don't you need to go to the hospital in the future? A ready-made check-up!"
"The obstetric inspection report came out."
As soon as the words fell, Gouzi got out all the prenatal inspection reports.
Meijia and Ziqiao held it in their hands and looked around.
Zi Qiao: "It seems that it is still necessary to go to the hospital."
There was one thing he didn't say, and that was the report, which he couldn't understand.
Zhang Wei: "It seems that in the future, someone will cook for us."
"Dog, are you there?"
Zhao Haitang shouted at 3602.
"Here I am."
"Help me compose a song."
Gouzi: "I'm sorry, Zhao Hailuo, I only serve the master and women!"
"My name is Zhao Haitang, not Zhao Hailuo!"
Zhao Haitang corrected.
"Really? Then why do you hear the sound of waves when you get close?"
Zhao Haitang: "..."
It's not good for artificial intelligence to be too smart, it actually engages in sexism!
No, it was specifically discriminating against him, actually discriminating against him!
But at this moment, there was noise from next door.
"Okay, Lawyer Zhang, we're done. Today is our last day. This is your good card. Please keep it! Thank you for your company!"
snowflakes~~~
Zhang Wei was distraught immediately.
Zhao Haitang: "Lawyer Zhang, have you been issued a good person card?"
"I'm broken in love, woo~~" Zhang Wei covered his face and cried.
"Curry, don't go, my heart hurts, I can't live without you!"
"Lawyer Zhang, our original agreement was to have a look together for a while, and now the time has come."
On a new morning, Zhao Haitang performed for everyone the scene of Zhang Wei's lovelorn yesterday.
And Zhang Wei, wearing a bathrobe, was stunned.
Zi Qiao: "When the agreement expires, we will break up naturally. Why didn't I think of such a reasonable way to break up before?"
Meijia gave it angrily.
Then everyone immediately looked at Dali in unison, because it was Dali who gave Curry his idea.
What the women didn't realize was that Zhuge Wenruo and Zi Qiao, who were not there at the time, were also watching Dali.
Dali was slightly embarrassed, but fortunately Zhang Wei didn't notice.
"Cough cough!"
Dali coughed lightly, and said, "I asked the reason for the curry sauce."
"What's the reason?" Zhang Wei recovered.
"To put it simply, Lawyer Zhang, you are too picky. You don't want to eat or wear. The roses on the date are all bought in group purchases."
Zhang Wei: "When you're dating, just think about it. Isn't it extravagant to buy so many roses?"
"But you don't want to put roses in the refrigerator! Buy a lot of roses, and give one each time." Dali couldn't help complaining, saying:
"At first I thought the roses in the refrigerator were for food, and guessed who would eat them, but I didn't expect that they were for your date."
Zi Qiao: "Pao'er, looking at it this way, you are indeed too picky!"
Zhang Wei said stubbornly: "I call it diligent and thrifty housekeeping."
"Okay, Lawyer Zhang, if it were me, you would at best pass!"
Zhang Wei: "Pass, what does it feel like to pass?"
"Pass? 60 points? I haven't passed the test, I don't know, you have asked me about my blind spot." Dali was stunned all of a sudden.
"Why did I just pass? Every time I go on a date, I give her her favorite chicken feet, most recently pig feet!"
Zhang Wei was puzzled.
Yifei complained: "That's the price of pork!"
"Women look at men in many ways, such as taste, Lawyer Zhang, your taste needs to be strengthened."
Dali tactfully said.
Zhang Wei: "Do I have bad taste?"
"Ah."
All the women present nodded.
Dali continued: "In addition, although curry sauce likes to eat, but you always make her dark dishes, sheep eggs, pig intestines."
"The diet structure is not healthy enough, and the knowledge structure is not comprehensive enough."
"and many more!"
Zhang Wei: "I understand dark cooking, what does that mean?"
Meijia: "Stupid, that is to say, what you eat and study is not nutritious!"
Zhang Wei: "..."
Does he have so many problems?
"Wow, it's hard!"
Zhang Wei was in pain.
Dali saw this, and comforted him: "Girls are very strict in choosing who they are with. You must know that everyone has problems. Lawyer Zhang, don't use pain. In case, this is curry sauce for you." What about the test?"
"test?!"
"Yeah, think about it carefully."
"Wow, my brain is blank, it's super uncomfortable!"
Zhang Wei cried.
"Paoer, let's go, go downstairs and have a drink, and get drunk! Finally, think about it." Zi Qiao suggested.
In fact, he wanted to secretly tell Zhang Wei about the content of the video he saw yesterday.
"..."
Zhang Wei was silent, but got up anyway.
"If you are frustrated in love, you will be proud in other situations." Zi Qiao comforted.
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Dog, I'm sweating in this suit, help me get another one out!"
After dinner, Zhuge Wenruo sat at the dinner table and shouted into the air.
Yifei: "If you yell into the air like this, can it bring your clothes for you?"
To be honest, she was a little unconvinced.
But in the next second, the clothes were handed to Zhuge Wenruo by a mechanical arm.
"So smart?"
Everyone was startled.
"Then can it wash the dishes for me?" Yifei thought suddenly.
"You try?" Zhuge Wenruo smiled.
Yifei: "Goofy, help me clean the dishes!"
"Okay, beautiful young lady!"
Two mechanical arms suddenly appeared under the table, and the kitchen of 3601 also changed greatly.
There is an automatic dishwasher! ?
Yifei who has been in control of the kitchen: "When?!"
When were automatic dishwashers available?
The washed dishes are placed in the disinfection cabinet.
"It can even help you take a shower if you want!"
Zhuge Wenruo said that Gouzi can achieve everything.
"Then can it organize the materials for me?" Dali asked.
"you try."
Dali: "Gouzi, please help me sort out the latest financial report of the bank."
"Okay, the file has been prepared and sent to your WeChat."
The dog replied instantly.
"Oh my god, it was actually sent in the form of a file!"
Dali means incredible.
Gouzi: "If you want it in pdf format, I will make another copy and send it to you."
"No, this will do."
Yifei even boldly said: "Gouzi, help me make a ppt introducing the global transportation of rice yuan!"
"We have already done!"
"Extremely fast!"
Dali: "Help write a paper called On the Economic Model of Blind Boxes, 3000 words!"
"It has been written, and the duplication check rate is 0%."
"Goofy, pour me a glass of water."
"Ice, or room temperature, or what?"
"Normal temperature."
"..."
Gouzi shows the power of his artificial intelligence, almost omnipotent.
Yifei sighed: "Gouzi, you are omnipotent! I like you so much."
"At your service anytime, my little sister~"
Meijia: "I have a bad memory and I'm pregnant, dog, you have to help me!"
"Okay, your little life is very healthy."
As he said that, Gouzi even took out the X-ray projection.
The baby in Meijia's womb was clearly seen.
Zi Qiao: "My god, don't you need to go to the hospital in the future? A ready-made check-up!"
"The obstetric inspection report came out."
As soon as the words fell, Gouzi got out all the prenatal inspection reports.
Meijia and Ziqiao held it in their hands and looked around.
Zi Qiao: "It seems that it is still necessary to go to the hospital."
There was one thing he didn't say, and that was the report, which he couldn't understand.
Zhang Wei: "It seems that in the future, someone will cook for us."
"Dog, are you there?"
Zhao Haitang shouted at 3602.
"Here I am."
"Help me compose a song."
Gouzi: "I'm sorry, Zhao Hailuo, I only serve the master and women!"
"My name is Zhao Haitang, not Zhao Hailuo!"
Zhao Haitang corrected.
"Really? Then why do you hear the sound of waves when you get close?"
Zhao Haitang: "..."
It's not good for artificial intelligence to be too smart, it actually engages in sexism!
No, it was specifically discriminating against him, actually discriminating against him!
But at this moment, there was noise from next door.
"Okay, Lawyer Zhang, we're done. Today is our last day. This is your good card. Please keep it! Thank you for your company!"
snowflakes~~~
Zhang Wei was distraught immediately.
Zhao Haitang: "Lawyer Zhang, have you been issued a good person card?"
"I'm broken in love, woo~~" Zhang Wei covered his face and cried.
"Curry, don't go, my heart hurts, I can't live without you!"
"Lawyer Zhang, our original agreement was to have a look together for a while, and now the time has come."
On a new morning, Zhao Haitang performed for everyone the scene of Zhang Wei's lovelorn yesterday.
And Zhang Wei, wearing a bathrobe, was stunned.
Zi Qiao: "When the agreement expires, we will break up naturally. Why didn't I think of such a reasonable way to break up before?"
Meijia gave it angrily.
Then everyone immediately looked at Dali in unison, because it was Dali who gave Curry his idea.
What the women didn't realize was that Zhuge Wenruo and Zi Qiao, who were not there at the time, were also watching Dali.
Dali was slightly embarrassed, but fortunately Zhang Wei didn't notice.
"Cough cough!"
Dali coughed lightly, and said, "I asked the reason for the curry sauce."
"What's the reason?" Zhang Wei recovered.
"To put it simply, Lawyer Zhang, you are too picky. You don't want to eat or wear. The roses on the date are all bought in group purchases."
Zhang Wei: "When you're dating, just think about it. Isn't it extravagant to buy so many roses?"
"But you don't want to put roses in the refrigerator! Buy a lot of roses, and give one each time." Dali couldn't help complaining, saying:
"At first I thought the roses in the refrigerator were for food, and guessed who would eat them, but I didn't expect that they were for your date."
Zi Qiao: "Pao'er, looking at it this way, you are indeed too picky!"
Zhang Wei said stubbornly: "I call it diligent and thrifty housekeeping."
"Okay, Lawyer Zhang, if it were me, you would at best pass!"
Zhang Wei: "Pass, what does it feel like to pass?"
"Pass? 60 points? I haven't passed the test, I don't know, you have asked me about my blind spot." Dali was stunned all of a sudden.
"Why did I just pass? Every time I go on a date, I give her her favorite chicken feet, most recently pig feet!"
Zhang Wei was puzzled.
Yifei complained: "That's the price of pork!"
"Women look at men in many ways, such as taste, Lawyer Zhang, your taste needs to be strengthened."
Dali tactfully said.
Zhang Wei: "Do I have bad taste?"
"Ah."
All the women present nodded.
Dali continued: "In addition, although curry sauce likes to eat, but you always make her dark dishes, sheep eggs, pig intestines."
"The diet structure is not healthy enough, and the knowledge structure is not comprehensive enough."
"and many more!"
Zhang Wei: "I understand dark cooking, what does that mean?"
Meijia: "Stupid, that is to say, what you eat and study is not nutritious!"
Zhang Wei: "..."
Does he have so many problems?
"Wow, it's hard!"
Zhang Wei was in pain.
Dali saw this, and comforted him: "Girls are very strict in choosing who they are with. You must know that everyone has problems. Lawyer Zhang, don't use pain. In case, this is curry sauce for you." What about the test?"
"test?!"
"Yeah, think about it carefully."
"Wow, my brain is blank, it's super uncomfortable!"
Zhang Wei cried.
"Paoer, let's go, go downstairs and have a drink, and get drunk! Finally, think about it." Zi Qiao suggested.
In fact, he wanted to secretly tell Zhang Wei about the content of the video he saw yesterday.
"..."
Zhang Wei was silent, but got up anyway.
"If you are frustrated in love, you will be proud in other situations." Zi Qiao comforted.
(End of this chapter)
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