The starting sister is Zhuge Dali

Chapter 535 Chapter 532: Storytelling

Chapter 535 Chapter 530 Two: Storytelling
"What about you? Can't you be more civilized to my son?" Gouzi pointed the big baby at Zhang Wei.

"I promise, I won't make this kind of mistake again!" Zhang Wei was also persuaded.

Gouzi retracted the machine gun.

At this moment, Dali took the mango and went downstairs.

Seeing Dali, Mika's eyes lit up, and she said, "Dali, tell me some stories about scientists. I'm going to be bored to death watching this pregnancy animation."

"Listen to the stories of scientists so that both me and my baby can learn."

"Little Bu, who was influenced by the stories of scientists since he was a child, may become a scientist when he grows up."

"From now on, the parents who are scumbags and the sons of scientists, if it is said, it is also a legend!"

Dali heard the words, and said: "Sister Meijia, there is no scientific basis for prenatal education, but if you want to hear it, I can also tell you about it."

"But I'll finish this mango first, okay?"

"Uh-huh."

Mika picked up the tablet again and watched the boring animation.

Dali also felt too boring.

So he picked up his phone and said, "Hey, siri, tell me some stories about scientists."

Siri responded for a moment, and said in an emotional voice: "Okay, let's listen to Yu Miaomiao's fairy tale together, from Miaomiao"

"stop!"

He rubbed his head vigorously in distress.

Meijia: "I knew Siri could tell bad jokes, but I didn't expect to tell stories!"

Dali: "Siri's matching stories are not very accurate. I'm done eating too. Let me do it!"

"When it comes to scientists, you can't get around the Renaissance, and the Renaissance, you can't get around Nicolaus Copernicus"

"Copernicus was the first scientist to put forward the heliocentric theory, and he updated everyone's view of the universe."

After listening to the story, Meijia had a question: "Good scientist, why did you choose the name of a vampire?"

Hearing Mika's words, Dali explained patiently: "The famous vampire is called Dracula, not Nicholas."

"Oh!" Mika suddenly realized, and said, "I just said, listening to the stories of scientists, you can gain knowledge~"

Everyone: "..."

Got the knowledge that the vampire's name is Dracula?

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Dali didn't stop, and said: "Bruno, a fan of Copernicus, was even taught to maintain the heliocentric theory, and was burned to death alive! Before he died."

"Wait a minute!" Meijia stopped, and said: "This story, Lili, is too bloody, right? It's not suitable, it's not suitable, change it, change it!"

"But, sister, you said that life is full of scars, and it's a journey of wind and rain!" Dali said.

"???"

Mika was stunned.

"Did I say so?"

"You said it, when I was an intern, you said it in the dessert shop!" Dali said.

Mika: "..."

It's scary, the memory of smart people is terrible.

Dali thoughtfully said: "Oh, then let's change it, how about Madam Curie?"

"This is good!"

Mika nodded.

"Mrs. Curie is a representative figure of female scientists."

"She discovered the elements polonium and radium."

"But in the end, because of the radiation, I got leukemia."

Meijia: "Wait, isn't there a scientist with a particularly good ending? His appearance and IQ are all online."

"This is also true. He was handsome when he was young and accomplished a lot in his life. He laid the foundation of quantum mechanics. He is fair, honest, and knowledgeable. He has been widely respected and praised all over the world, and he even won a Nobel Prize."

Meijia: "That's good, let's continue."

Dali: "But his family life is very unfortunate. The eldest son died in the Battle of Verdun during the First World War. The second son participated in the assassination attempt on Xi. He was killed by Na. Both daughters died during childbirth."

"Stop, Lili, don't scare me, I will have to give birth in the future too," Meijia said in fear.

"It's a bit unlucky, so let me tell a fairy tale."

Dali felt that Meijia couldn't listen to the next story.

In history, all great scientists have paid blood and tears if they wanted to succeed.

Meijia: "Fairy tales are good, but the world of adults is too realistic."

He took out his mobile phone and clicked on an ugly duckling.

Speak vigorously:
"Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, because of its ugly appearance, it was bullied by other ducks. It left the duck flock and strayed into the flock of chickens.

It escaped, but there are still various people and animals bullying it.

It has endured humiliation for many years, and from winter to spring, one day, it habitually went to the river to take a bath.

Her reflection was reflected on the clean water.

It found that it had become a—”

Hearing this, Mika rubbed her belly happily.

But Dali's voice became quieter, and he murmured: "Ugly duck?"

Mika: "???"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Zhao Haitang: "..."

What kind of toxic fairy tale is this all?

After Mika heard the story of "The Ugly Duckling", her whole body was a little dazed.

"Wei Mao's version of this story is different from what I've heard?"

Looking vigorously at Meijia, he said, "Sister Meijia, the word "why mao" is an uncivilized word, you can't say it."

Mika: "..."

Feeling more dazed.

Her brain is not enough.

After being stunned for a while, he regained his composure and said, "Lili, you can't just change fairy tales!"

Dali explained: "I haven't changed it, and I didn't even read it just now. This is an unscrupulous website, and it is an online version of a netizen collected."

(End of this chapter)

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