The starting sister is Zhuge Dali

Chapter 577 Tucao Conference
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"The snacks in the delivery bag are replenished, curry sauce, don't steal it anymore."

Vigorously rearranged the waiting bag.

"click, click"

The curry sauce that was stealing at this time was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

"Miss Meijia?"

Dali ignored the curry sauce, but looked at Meijia who was walking slowly.

"Can I ask you one thing?"

Mika sat down slowly on the sofa.

Zhao Haitang: "Sister Meijia, don't worry, we will prepare your delivery package properly for you."

"With you guys here, I don't worry about the delivery. I'm just afraid that giving birth will be too painful. It is said on the Internet that listening to jokes can relieve pain and distract attention. Can you tell me some jokes to use when I am waiting for delivery."

Meijia took out a small notebook.

Zhang Wei: "There are a lot of jokes, and there are a lot of them on the Internet."

"I don't want to listen to that kind of online stuff, I want to hear real people around me." Mei Jia said.

Zhao Haitang: "That's not a joke, it's an embarrassment. Let me first contribute an embarrassment about Zhang Wei."

"Wait!" Zhang Wei became displeased: "Why don't you talk about yourself?"

"How could I be embarrassed?"

After retorting, Zhao Haitang began: "By the way, every time Zhang Wei holds a trial, he will eat instant noodles with Banlangen taste. He is full of bluetooth to scare his opponent and win, so his nickname is... …

Zhang Bluetooth! "

Zhang Wei: "..."

"There are still photos."

bluetooth smile.jpg
"Hahaha."

"Are you sure it's not a devil's smile?"

"No, it's the Smurfs!"

"The teeth are fine."

"..."

Zhao Haitang: "However, I still envy this kind of story-telling people, unlike me, a handsome character, which has lasted for more than 20 years."

Zhang Wei: "Who said you don't have a story? Remember the haunted house PK game?"

"Zhang Wei, dare you say that I will break up with you!" Zhao Haitang said.

Curry Sauce: "Let me tell you, when Zhao Haitang first moved in, the two of them once went to a haunted house to test their guts and said they wanted to see who was the real man. To make it more difficult, the two of them went in with a bowl of noodles each. .

It is stipulated that before leaving the haunted house, you must finish eating the noodles steadily. If you fail halfway, you have to start all over again. "

Dali: "In ancient times, Fujiwara Takumi sent tofu without dripping water. Today, two superficial brothers eat noodles while entering a haunted house. Have you drifted in the haunted house?"

Zhang Wei: "As soon as Zhao Haitang entered the haunted house, he was so scared that he broke the bowl in half, hahaha!"

"It's because the quality of the bowl is too bad. Besides, you are not much better, hiding in the corner and crying alone, hahaha!" Zhao Haitang said.

"That's because you put abnormal spicy food in my bowl! Then someone was so frightened that he put the bowl on the ghost's head and paid for his medical expenses, hahaha."

"That ghost bumped into me suddenly. He bumped into me by himself. Aren't you also carried out of the haunted house? Hahaha."

"It was you running around with your eyes closed and your head covered, knocking me out, hahaha!"

"Lawyer Zhang, you will regret it."

"Come on, father is hurting."

"..."

"Currently, Zhao Haitang is temporarily leading at 15:12."

The war situation spread greatly.

Zhuge Wenruo and Yifei next door came to eat melons.

I can't laugh.

At the same time, it brought a new invention that Zi Qiao went to Xiao Hei to ask for.

Screaming chicken.

one person.

As long as one person presses it, the other screaming chickens will all scream.

"Zhang Wei, come on."

Zhang Wei: "Yes, the egg hair care incident."

"Oh, that's right." Curry Sauce remembered.

【Start remembering】

That time, the curry paste was separating the yolks and whites in the kitchen.

Zhao Haitang saw it and asked: "Curry, have you reached the point where the egg yolk and egg white are divided into two meals? Zhang Wei abused you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the seasons have changed recently, and there are split ends on the head. Egg white can maintain the hair, which is much more useful than conditioner."

"So god?"

"Of course, this is the secret of my beautiful hair."

So night.

Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce are watching TV.

Zhao Haitang came suddenly.

Zhang Wei: "Hey, why are you full of dandruff?"

"I put on egg whites, which are said to maintain my hair."

Curry sauce: "Silly boy, who told you to wash your hair with hot water? Isn't the egg white cooked like that?"

Zhao Haitang: "..."

Why didn't you say it earlier?
……

"For the next few days, Zhao Haitang's hair exuded a ballad of sadness."

"Hahaha."

Curry paste lol.

Zhao Haitang: "Curry sauce, do you want to tell me something embarrassing about you?"

"Is this to be an excuse?" Yifei's eyes lit up.

"No, this is to expand the battlefield." The corners of Zhuge Wenruo's lips twitched wildly.

"What embarrassing things can happen to me? Don't tell me!" Curry Sauce's face darkened.

"Curry Sauce once took out an old ice cream from the refrigerator. It was as hard as a brick, and it couldn't be dug in. She couldn't pull it out, and then she stuck it full of sticks!"

"Hahaha."

Curry: "One time, Zhao Haitang took me to a restaurant's Big Eater event, and even ate thirty hamburgers for free. After he finished eating, he couldn't walk anymore, and he got into a taxi several times.
He also proudly said to the driver master: Master, do you know what persistence is?

The driver said disdainfully: Hehe, spit two hundred on the car. "

"Hahaha"

Zhao Haitang: "It's really funny, but you're wrong, the one who participated in the Big Stomach King event was Zhang Wei, hahaha!"

Zhang Wei: "Ka Ga, don't blame me for being rude. Curry went to the Wax Museum before an exam, and wanted to hug Einstein's wax figure for good luck, but she was arrested by the security guards."

Yifei: "..."

No way, Zhang Wei, do you still want a wife?

Righteousness kills relatives, this is it.

Curry Sauce: "One time, I took the bus with Lawyer Zhang. At that time, I just met him and fell asleep, leaning on the shoulder of an aunt for more than a dozen stops. The aunt took advantage of him and took a lot of photos with his arms around him. !"

Zhang Wei: "There is such a thing?"

Zhao Haitang: "I broke the news. Curry Sauce bought a book published by Shanghai Metropolitan University. I want to take the Qingbei exam."

"I broke the news that Lawyer Zhang wanted to fart quietly in the ktv, but Pi Gu sat on the microphone and shocked the audience."

"Curry Sauce likes to follow dramas, especially the male supporting role. I specially recharged my membership for the male supporting role. As a result, the male supporting role died the next day."

"..."

Yifei kept laughing in Zhuge Wenruo's arms.

And Zhuge Wenruo smiled lightly, but was shocked the next second.

Because there was a puddle of water running down Mika's trouser legs. . .

Zhao Haitang: "Sister Meijia, you peed your pants."

Yifei: "Idiot, it's because the amniotic fluid broke."

"Whoa whoa!"

Zhuge Wenruo pressed the screaming chicken.

"what!!!"

"Mijia is going to give birth, Mijia is going to give birth!"

"Attention, this is not a drill, this is not a drill! This is not a drill!"

(End of this chapter)