The starting sister is Zhuge Dali
Chapter 580 My name is...Little Bu's father
Chapter 580 My Name Is Little Bu's Dad
"Making chocolate is much simpler than making crabs. You just melt the chocolate you bought, pour the beef into it, and wait for it to solidify."
"I don't believe that Mika can tell the difference between yak meat and ordinary beef!"
Yifei is very confident.
However, after finishing.
Curry Sauce looked at the lump, and said, "Do you feel that this chocolate has a slight resemblance?"
"To shut up."
Before she could finish speaking, Yifei spoke first.
The old man on the side: "You young people have quite strong tastes now."
Yifei forcefully explained: "Master, you don't understand, it's called chocolate, and it's specially used to replenish physical strength for pregnant women."
Grandpa: "This is a good idea. Eat it and scare the child out of her belly!"
Yifei: "..."
"To be on the safe side, who should try it first?" She lifted up the pot of chocolates in her hand.
Curry paste looks up at the sky.
The uncle turned around and left.
Yifei earnestly said: "Curry sauce, didn't you say that your childhood dream was to eat all the chocolate and beef jerky? Now is your chance."
Curry Sauce: "Don't come here!"
In the end, she ate it anyway.
Yifei's eyes were full of anticipation: "How is it?"
Curry: "This thing is like a sock. It has been soaked in lard for a long time, and it can't be chewed!"
"Maybe the jerky was overcooked. I'll try again."
Second try.
Curry sauce: "It smells like an old lady who squeezed the bus and was vomited."
Yifei: "Come again!"
Try it for the third time.
Curry: "It smells like canned herring, knocked over in a stinky gutter."
Fourth try.
Curry: "Tastes like...stingy booger."
the fifth time.
Yifei: "It's definitely all right this time, what about curry curry?"
"Curry, why did you run away? What I made this time is the closest to the pictures on the Internet!"
"Try it quickly."
Curry, who was helping to find a courier at this time: "My teeth hurt from eating. It feels like the whole stomach is like a septic tank. I don't want to eat it."
"Hey, look at this man, he's called a mummy!"
Zhao Haitang turned around.
Looking back, I saw Yifei.
Yifei smiled: "Haitang, my good student, you listen to the teacher the most, come on, be good, and have a taste."
Looking at this smile like a stepmother, Zhao Haitang said with horror: "I seem to have a burning smell."
"How is it possible, this is clearly the fragrance of chocolate." Yifei explained.
But that's an underwhelming explanation.
"I suddenly had a feeling that sister Meijia's courier is over there!"
After speaking, Zhao Haitang ran away.
Yifei: "I'll eat it myself, watch it!"
"stop!"
Zhuge Wenruo, who was planning to rest, stepped forward to stop him.
"Think about the children."
Zhuge Wenruo persuaded.
"Then you come and taste."
Yifei said.
"The child needs a father!"
Zhuge Wenruo said with a sneer.
"cut."
With a cold snort, Yifei put down the pot of things.
"We've been searching for so long. Logically speaking, we should have found it. I wonder if it's stuck in the passage." Zhuge Wenruo said.
"It makes sense, I'll go up and have a look."
Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up.
"Need not."
Zhuge Wenruo stepped forward and slapped the passageway with his palm.
The sound of hitting the iron pipe violently, and a huge sound wave came out.
At the same time, a long courier dropped out of the passage.
Curry stepped forward to pick it up, and said: "The addressee, beautiful Jia! It's sister Meijia's courier."
……
"Yes, it's the smell of this yak."
Mika finally ate chocolate.
"Wait, it hurts."
Mika wailed.
He Jing stepped forward to check, got up and shouted: "Nurse, the birth canal is ten fingers wide, go to the delivery room immediately!"
……
in the delivery room.
Meijia was sweating, and screamed: "Quick, I'm not going to give birth, can I just stuff it back?"
He Jing: "Come on, inhale through your nose, exhale through your mouth, you can see your shoulders!"
"..."
He Jing came out of the delivery room and looked at the owner of the iPartment:
"Don't worry, the mother and daughter are safe, but don't go in yet, we need to observe the physical condition of the baby and the mother."
"Coconut!"
Everyone hugged excitedly.
He Jing looked at all this with a smile.
Although she experiences this every day, whenever a new life comes safely, she can feel her mission.
……
A week later.
"Take it easy and tell me how you feel after giving birth."
3602.
Mika sat down face to face with a psychiatrist with big nostrils.
Meijia: "It seems that I lost ten catties all of a sudden, and my body is as light as a swallow, so sour!"
"Stop, not physically, I'm a psychiatrist, tell me about your psychological feelings."
Meijia: "Happy, my friend came to see me and the baby, my mother, parents-in-law, all came and brought me a lot of presents."
"The raisins delivered from the ALS are bigger than your nostrils."
Psychiatrist: "Talk about the problem, don't you have any troubles?"
"That's true. It's been a week since the baby was born, and the baby's name hasn't been decided yet."
Psychiatrist: "Did you have a big fight with your husband and mother-in-law because of the child's last name, which caused you to lose confidence in the future?"
"It's not so serious, but my husband wants the name to be simpler, and I want the name to be more noble. What do you think, Lu Angelina Yingxueyu Hanling Jia, how about this?"
Psychiatrist: "... quite social."
"I'm a psychiatrist, not a quack doctor. During the consultation period, eating and drinking are prohibited."
Meijia put down the watermelon and said, "I'm sorry, my appetite has been better recently, but I was suffocated before."
Psychiatrist: "You talk a lot, you can eat, you are optimistic and cheerful, you are not sick."
Meijia: "That's right, it's not for me to see a doctor at all, it's for him!"
She pointed to Joe.
Ziqiao held the phone and smiled at the psychiatrist.
Meijia: "Since the child was born, my husband has been restless every day as if he had been injected with chicken blood, as if he was parting from life and death."
Ziqiao picked up the phone and said, "Yifei, did the baby pee? Now listen to my instructions and prepare warm water to wash the baby's butt. Yifei, I will teach you how to change the baby's diaper now. Don't thank me. I'll wait for you to have a baby." When you are here, I can help you take care of the children."
"Curry paste, always ready to take pictures of baby's poo!"
……
A conversation between Zi Qiao and the psychiatrist.
Ziqiao: "I was fooled when the child was born. My little white dragon in the waves actually became a father?"
"Doctor, would you like to see Xiao Xiaobu's photo?"
"Hey, do you think I should have a part-time job at night?"
"Doctor, do you think it's more profitable to sell roasted cold noodles or stinky tofu?"
"I heard that peddlers are easy to be bullied. Will Little Bu be bullied in the future?"
"Whoever dares to bully her, I will kill him!"
"Hey, doctor, do you have children? You don't have three children, do you? Psychologists seem to have three children!"
"..."
There is no opportunity for the doctor to speak at all.
Psychiatrist: "I just asked you, what's your name!"
"My name is Xiaobu's father!"
Psychiatrist: "...No problem!"
(End of this chapter)
"Making chocolate is much simpler than making crabs. You just melt the chocolate you bought, pour the beef into it, and wait for it to solidify."
"I don't believe that Mika can tell the difference between yak meat and ordinary beef!"
Yifei is very confident.
However, after finishing.
Curry Sauce looked at the lump, and said, "Do you feel that this chocolate has a slight resemblance?"
"To shut up."
Before she could finish speaking, Yifei spoke first.
The old man on the side: "You young people have quite strong tastes now."
Yifei forcefully explained: "Master, you don't understand, it's called chocolate, and it's specially used to replenish physical strength for pregnant women."
Grandpa: "This is a good idea. Eat it and scare the child out of her belly!"
Yifei: "..."
"To be on the safe side, who should try it first?" She lifted up the pot of chocolates in her hand.
Curry paste looks up at the sky.
The uncle turned around and left.
Yifei earnestly said: "Curry sauce, didn't you say that your childhood dream was to eat all the chocolate and beef jerky? Now is your chance."
Curry Sauce: "Don't come here!"
In the end, she ate it anyway.
Yifei's eyes were full of anticipation: "How is it?"
Curry: "This thing is like a sock. It has been soaked in lard for a long time, and it can't be chewed!"
"Maybe the jerky was overcooked. I'll try again."
Second try.
Curry sauce: "It smells like an old lady who squeezed the bus and was vomited."
Yifei: "Come again!"
Try it for the third time.
Curry: "It smells like canned herring, knocked over in a stinky gutter."
Fourth try.
Curry: "Tastes like...stingy booger."
the fifth time.
Yifei: "It's definitely all right this time, what about curry curry?"
"Curry, why did you run away? What I made this time is the closest to the pictures on the Internet!"
"Try it quickly."
Curry, who was helping to find a courier at this time: "My teeth hurt from eating. It feels like the whole stomach is like a septic tank. I don't want to eat it."
"Hey, look at this man, he's called a mummy!"
Zhao Haitang turned around.
Looking back, I saw Yifei.
Yifei smiled: "Haitang, my good student, you listen to the teacher the most, come on, be good, and have a taste."
Looking at this smile like a stepmother, Zhao Haitang said with horror: "I seem to have a burning smell."
"How is it possible, this is clearly the fragrance of chocolate." Yifei explained.
But that's an underwhelming explanation.
"I suddenly had a feeling that sister Meijia's courier is over there!"
After speaking, Zhao Haitang ran away.
Yifei: "I'll eat it myself, watch it!"
"stop!"
Zhuge Wenruo, who was planning to rest, stepped forward to stop him.
"Think about the children."
Zhuge Wenruo persuaded.
"Then you come and taste."
Yifei said.
"The child needs a father!"
Zhuge Wenruo said with a sneer.
"cut."
With a cold snort, Yifei put down the pot of things.
"We've been searching for so long. Logically speaking, we should have found it. I wonder if it's stuck in the passage." Zhuge Wenruo said.
"It makes sense, I'll go up and have a look."
Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up.
"Need not."
Zhuge Wenruo stepped forward and slapped the passageway with his palm.
The sound of hitting the iron pipe violently, and a huge sound wave came out.
At the same time, a long courier dropped out of the passage.
Curry stepped forward to pick it up, and said: "The addressee, beautiful Jia! It's sister Meijia's courier."
……
"Yes, it's the smell of this yak."
Mika finally ate chocolate.
"Wait, it hurts."
Mika wailed.
He Jing stepped forward to check, got up and shouted: "Nurse, the birth canal is ten fingers wide, go to the delivery room immediately!"
……
in the delivery room.
Meijia was sweating, and screamed: "Quick, I'm not going to give birth, can I just stuff it back?"
He Jing: "Come on, inhale through your nose, exhale through your mouth, you can see your shoulders!"
"..."
He Jing came out of the delivery room and looked at the owner of the iPartment:
"Don't worry, the mother and daughter are safe, but don't go in yet, we need to observe the physical condition of the baby and the mother."
"Coconut!"
Everyone hugged excitedly.
He Jing looked at all this with a smile.
Although she experiences this every day, whenever a new life comes safely, she can feel her mission.
……
A week later.
"Take it easy and tell me how you feel after giving birth."
3602.
Mika sat down face to face with a psychiatrist with big nostrils.
Meijia: "It seems that I lost ten catties all of a sudden, and my body is as light as a swallow, so sour!"
"Stop, not physically, I'm a psychiatrist, tell me about your psychological feelings."
Meijia: "Happy, my friend came to see me and the baby, my mother, parents-in-law, all came and brought me a lot of presents."
"The raisins delivered from the ALS are bigger than your nostrils."
Psychiatrist: "Talk about the problem, don't you have any troubles?"
"That's true. It's been a week since the baby was born, and the baby's name hasn't been decided yet."
Psychiatrist: "Did you have a big fight with your husband and mother-in-law because of the child's last name, which caused you to lose confidence in the future?"
"It's not so serious, but my husband wants the name to be simpler, and I want the name to be more noble. What do you think, Lu Angelina Yingxueyu Hanling Jia, how about this?"
Psychiatrist: "... quite social."
"I'm a psychiatrist, not a quack doctor. During the consultation period, eating and drinking are prohibited."
Meijia put down the watermelon and said, "I'm sorry, my appetite has been better recently, but I was suffocated before."
Psychiatrist: "You talk a lot, you can eat, you are optimistic and cheerful, you are not sick."
Meijia: "That's right, it's not for me to see a doctor at all, it's for him!"
She pointed to Joe.
Ziqiao held the phone and smiled at the psychiatrist.
Meijia: "Since the child was born, my husband has been restless every day as if he had been injected with chicken blood, as if he was parting from life and death."
Ziqiao picked up the phone and said, "Yifei, did the baby pee? Now listen to my instructions and prepare warm water to wash the baby's butt. Yifei, I will teach you how to change the baby's diaper now. Don't thank me. I'll wait for you to have a baby." When you are here, I can help you take care of the children."
"Curry paste, always ready to take pictures of baby's poo!"
……
A conversation between Zi Qiao and the psychiatrist.
Ziqiao: "I was fooled when the child was born. My little white dragon in the waves actually became a father?"
"Doctor, would you like to see Xiao Xiaobu's photo?"
"Hey, do you think I should have a part-time job at night?"
"Doctor, do you think it's more profitable to sell roasted cold noodles or stinky tofu?"
"I heard that peddlers are easy to be bullied. Will Little Bu be bullied in the future?"
"Whoever dares to bully her, I will kill him!"
"Hey, doctor, do you have children? You don't have three children, do you? Psychologists seem to have three children!"
"..."
There is no opportunity for the doctor to speak at all.
Psychiatrist: "I just asked you, what's your name!"
"My name is Xiaobu's father!"
Psychiatrist: "...No problem!"
(End of this chapter)
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