The first monster in history

Chapter 281 Thief's sub-profession, quack warlock
"Master, we are chivalrous thieves who weed out the strong and help the weak, police the evil and punish the rape, and act chivalrously. Don't compare with the little thieves on the side of the road. Even the bumpkins in the green forest are incomparable. No matter how we say it, we also have the word chivalrous." , is standing on the side of justice, and the value is not equal." Hou Luo spent many days helping his master Sikong Se to 'wash his brain', correcting Sikong Se's language mistakes every day.

"I'm ashamed of you. How can I say that we are all thieves. These literal things are useless. Those who work in this line of work will eventually rely on their strength. No matter what industry they are in, if they have no strength, they just No way." Sikong Se always finds fault on purpose, in his eyes, a thief is a thief, no matter how he changes, he is still a thief.

Faced with such a diehard, Hou Luo did not have the slightest tendency to give up, and continued, "A chivalrous man breaks the law with martial arts. This sentence is correct. Everything we do is against the law, aren't we heroes?"

"Hero! I think it's a prawn. Come on, don't have so many daydreams, hurry up and complete your first mission. Let me tell you. Expelled from the sect. However, if you cheat, your master will just put aside the burden and quit, and you will inherit the position of head of the Thief Sect from now on, and carry forward the cause of this sect." Sikong Se's wretched smile, Ling Hou Luo is [-]% convinced that he will indeed do this.

"Damn it, it's just borrowing money, it's a trivial matter. Master, look at me, I guarantee that the borrowed money will not be less than the 50 taels of silver to a hundred taels of silver stipulated by our sect, and it will only exceed the standard to complete the task. Well, just 100 taels of gold is ready. However, I still need a little help from Master." Under Hou Luo's gloomy expression, Sikong Se had a bad premonition.

"Experience has to be done alone, and the master can't help. You can figure it out, don't mess it up, it's for nothing~~~" After Sikong Se said weakly, he wanted to run away quickly, but As everyone knows, Hou Luo will never let him go.

"Oh, the government seems to be offering a reward of 100 taels of gold for someone's head, um. I think it's better not to bother too much, and it should be easier to borrow money by reporting the case directly. Hey! Master, why are you back? "Hou Luo's cute appearance at a loss, in the eyes of one person, he is a little demon.

Si Kongse stared wide-eyed, as if he wanted to swallow Hou Luo alive, pointed his left hand at him, trembling all over, unable to speak a word.But in his heart, he has long searched for him thousands of times, "Kill him? No, such a cruel person is still so young, and his martial arts talent is supernatural, and the incense of stealing is unstoppable. At a young age, ghosts and ghosts come out endlessly. Even the military You know how to change people's minds, if you are not a person with a firm mind, you have already been controlled by your mind..."

"Finally, what do you want to do! Try to cooperate as a teacher." Si Kongse finally compromised. As the head of the Pirate Sect, he had to think about the inheritance. If it was too much, he had to give up Hou Luo decisively. Choose to kill him instead.

"Hee hee, Master is still wise. You just need to do this, then that, and finally I am doing this." Hou Luo felt that Sikong Se was really angry, but he was not afraid, and he still greeted people with a smile on his face. Di and Sikong Se said.

"Ah, oh, um, I'm stupid. Apprentice, although we are thieves, we can't lie. Your master, I am heroic, handsome, and suave, and I have the backbone to be a thief. Although I often steal people, but Never lie, you just gave me a sub-profession, really. Also, is this profession effective in doing these things? I have never heard of such a profession in Jianghu." Sikong Se Hou Luo's method felt very unreliable, and even felt that it was a child's nonsense.

"Ah, ah, your apprentice, am I that stupid? As long as you cooperate, master, everything will be on your apprentice." Hou Luo smiled cheaply, even his master thought he laughed like that It's a bit unscrupulous, it looks like a wolf saw a little white rabbit.

Seven or eight days later, in Yuhui County, there was an inn named Chunxi Inn, and today it ushered in the most unusual day.One person was dressed in strange clothes, and looked like a monk, but the words that came out of his mouth were all Taoist priests would say.This monk is very obscene, especially when he smiles, he has sly eyebrows and mouse eyes. Needless to say, people want to flatter him at a glance. Staring at a certain woman's turbulent waves is really too obscene and cheap.

But these have nothing to do with tightness. For the poor, it is right to look at other people's wallets. It is an expression of envy and jealousy.Look at women, hehe, as long as you are a man, you will have this tendency.Besides, eunuchs are very wicked, and there is no outside world except the palace.Besides, the royal family is very secretive, otherwise, it would be impossible to recruit people into the palace as errands.

This dubious monk, no, the Taoist is right, he holds a banner, and writes four big gilt characters, knowing everything, the Taoist's Taoist name is Bai Xiaosheng.He does not live up to this name, let alone those four characters. Today, he traveled the rivers and lakes and came here without money, so he specially tells stories for the place, just to make a living, and at the same time earn a little money.

After this day, the storyteller will definitely become a new profession in the world, and he will definitely be very popular.And because Bai Xiaosheng was talking about the Jianghu affairs as Bai Meisheng, he was unparalleled in humor and unique in taste.While making people laugh out loud, they also learned about the dangers of the rivers and lakes and the competition for fame and fortune.Within this small county town, within five or six hours, the inn was full of guests, there was no room for another person inside, and the outside was even more blocked.Traffic jams have been formed in this way since ancient times, and the spectatorship that has been formed since ancient times can never be changed, and it can be regarded as a characteristic.

Suddenly Bai Xiaosheng didn't talk about Jianghu affairs, why?Because there is a dude who asks his followers to beat the guests with sticks, expel those listeners, and let him come in to listen to books.Bai Xiaosheng was displeased, he counted his fingers, and shook his head, but the dude said, "Why don't you talk about it, you charlatan? Do you look down on me, thinking that I can't afford to give you a small amount of money to listen to books! Come on, give me some money!" Give him the money. This young master wants to point out some anecdotes about the world, and you tell me, if you speak well, this young master will reward you greatly."

"En! Sure enough, someone knows about this profession. In this way, I am ignorant, how did the little monkey know?" Bai Xiaosheng, no, Sikong Se asked suspiciously.

As a person on earth, since a whole world has been formed, how can there be fewer quack warlocks!Since Jianghu has never appeared, not even storytellers, then it must be a popular thing among the upper class.Of course, this is just Hou Luo's guess. He didn't mean it, but he was right. The luck is really good.

Hou Luoben planned to cheat and borrow money through fortune-telling, because the profession of fortune-telling has long been extinct, and Jiang Ziya has never done fortune-telling again, and no one has fortune-telling. Over time, people have forgotten all about it .Now that he has been engaged in his old business, he is suitable for walking in the rivers and lakes, cheating and abducting, no, just cheating, and forget about the rest.

···
AM: Forget it, it will be even more tiring to make up for it tomorrow, and it will be troublesome to work continuously, so let’s forget about writing today.

(End of this chapter)