The first monster in history

Chapter 303 The Song of Lolita, The Monkey King's Journey to Seek the Way
"You, you, you, did you make a mistake. I don't seem to have taught you this kind of knowledge. Damn, you have learned 'standard ginseng' without a teacher." Hou Luo was speechless, and even more helpless, He just looked at the young man and sighed, "No wonder this guy has only been the monarch for 23 years in history, so he was kidnapped, alas!"

A young man was speechless watching a little girl hugging his right arm, eyes like a hungry wolf, staring intently at his prey.Well, it's a bit exaggerated, but in fact it's even worse than that.The little girl didn't think there was anything wrong at all, but thought it was normal, because they were boyfriend and girlfriend. Isn't it normal to be so 'close'?
The man is of course Qin Emperor Yingzhong, and the little girl is Mulanhua. Comparing the two, no matter how you look at it, they are an uncle and a lolita. It must be the bad uncle who kidnapped the naive little lolita.If you think that, you're wrong, and dead wrong.

In fact, when Yingzhong was sleeping in the bedroom, he suddenly heard a "squeak", like the sound of a window or door being opened. When he got up to look, he was fainted by something.Yes, the person who opened the door was Mulanhua. She hit Yingzhong's sap with a stick and tied him up.

All of this was caused by Hou Luo, why?Only because of his idea of ​​emigrating, Mulanhua boldly said that Ren Jun gave the standard reference.Well, now the three of them are on the same raft, crossing the ocean, it's really fun.

"Uncle Monkey, don't be angry anymore, I'll sing the conquest song for you." Mulan pouted her small mouth, she was so cute, she cleared her throat, and sang loudly.

cat's ears, maid's clothes

Princess Ribbon, Lace Gorgeous

It's not unusual to speak with a whining sound.

loli, loli~
Otaku's heart is tied tightly by you

pink, lake blue, tender yellow

no bow tie
Gothic Lolita is God
Princess loli is the land
Otaku are coaxing, these are all my dicks!

can sweep the floor with a broom
Can carry a scythe and attack
violent maid play
always the longest
What's the point of Lori's existence?

purify dirty air
Dawn in Otaku's heart

cute, cute~
Kawaii's trap, Lolicons can't escape
Dazzling selling points, can not be specific
Laurie's identity is always a mystery
Another world, far future, and strange planets
Oh ~ all in all, a miracle of loli

Never stop~~
The cute and whiny volume makes people feel comfortable listening to it. The so-called conquest song was just spoofed by Hou Luo, a weirdo.Ying Zhong on the side couldn't understand, the pronunciation of the words was different, no wonder he couldn't understand.Even if you know the words, you may not understand the literal meaning.Anyway, only Hou Luo, a wretched and shameless weirdo, can understand songs.

This side is so nonsense, but the other side is very serious. Looking at Huaguo Mountain, the life of the Monkey King is really comfortable.After so many years, no matter how great the Monkey King's interest is, it has been completely smoothed out, and he is depressed all day long.One day, during a wedding banquet with a group of monkeys, looking at these juniors, he suddenly felt worried, felt annoyed, and unknowingly shed tears.

The patriarch of the golden monkey asked, "Why is the monkey king crying! Could it be that there is some trouble?"

"Although I should be happy at this time of joy, I'm not interested at all, and there are some things I don't understand, and I can't figure it out after much deliberation, so I'm very troubled." Said the Monkey King, feeling depressed It made all the living beings here feel depressed and unhappy.

"Your Majesty is so dissatisfied! We have a happy meeting every day. In this blessed land of the fairy mountain, within the God Continent of Gudong, we are not under the jurisdiction of the Qilin, the Phoenix, or the king of men. It is an immeasurable blessing to be free, so why not understand it?" Can things bother you?" said a monkey with a back on its back.

When he said this, the other creatures didn't understand why, but the Monkey King understood.Let's see that the monkey king didn't realize that the ape with the back was so strange, he just said to himself, "Although it is not under the jurisdiction of the king of men today, he is not afraid of the prestige of beasts. But in the future, he will be old and bloody like your ancestors. I don't know who will take care of it secretly." So, once you die in old age, you won’t be in this world, and you won’t live forever? That’s why you’re troubled.”

Those creatures don't understand what the Monkey King said, because they have never been out of Huaguo Mountain in their entire lives, so how can they know the outside world.It's just that the full-back ape came out of nowhere, and he could talk to the Monkey King fluently.But these creatures didn't find it strange, they just felt that he was one of them, very kind.

The Monkey King was formed by the soul of Qin Xianglin, who was struck by lightning at birth, so he forgot many things.After many years of turnover, the Monkey King has gradually emerged a trace of memory about 'Tao', and he doesn't remember so much about the others.

"If Your Majesty is troubled by this matter, the so-called Dao Heart has sprouted! Now among the living beings in the three realms, there are only third-class people who are not under the control of the King of Yama." Tongbei Ape continued to answer the Monkey King, ignoring other living beings.

"Yan Wang Laozi! It turns out to be the Yama King. Then do you know any third-class people who are not under the control of the Yama King?" asked the beautiful monkey king, and the Tongbei ape replied immediately without thinking, "It is the Buddha, the gods and the demons." , jump out of reincarnation, live and die, and live as long as heaven, earth, mountains and rivers. I also know that these three all live in the world, in the ancient cave fairy mountain. If the king wants to find these three, I am afraid that he will have to go out of the mountain."

"I will build a raft today, and I will go out of the mountain tomorrow. I will travel to the ends of the earth and the world beyond Huaguo Mountain. I will definitely visit these three and learn how to live forever. I will teach you how to live forever when I come back." Joy, shouted clapping hands, all living beings are happy.

These creatures in Huaguo Mountain have seen life and death, and they don't want to die, so immortality is their biggest dream.Although they couldn't understand many words spoken by the Monkey King and the Tongbei ape, the general meaning was changed a little, that is longevity, and there is no need to be afraid of death.For this reason, they all go to pick fruits, which are food for the Monkey King to travel long distances, and also help the Monkey King build the raft.

And seeing that the Tongbei ape and the monkey king disappeared after answering, if there are people who have achieved immortality here, they will definitely recognize who transformed the Tongbei ape.The Monkey King felt that the Tongbei monkey was connected by blood, so he was naturally one of the four monkeys in the mixed world, and it was the Tongbei monkey Yuan Hong who changed.The Monkey King has enlightened his Dao heart, and maybe someone came to explain his doubts, so he sent Yuan Hong to point out the way for him, recognize his own shortcomings, and embark on the road of destiny of a Buddhist Daxing man.

Tonight the group of monkeys held a farewell banquet. The respected monkey king sat on the top, and each lined up on the bottom with his teeth and shoulders. They took turns to serve wine, flowers and fruits, and drank for a day.The next day, the Monkey King got up early, boarded the raft on the shore alone, raised the pole, and called out loudly, "Little ones, I'll go."

The Monkey King lifted the rattan whip, tried his best to support it with the pole, and drifted towards the waves of the sea, no one knew where he was going.That day tens of thousands of Buddhas secretly interacted with each other, and the Lord of the Four Seas sent troops underwater to open the way, so smooth sailing is the kingly way.

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AM: Brother Hou is on the road, the Buddha and the devil clear the way, and you will die if you stand in the way. [Come here for the ticket. 】

(End of this chapter)