The first monster in history
Chapter 308 Monkey King Confesses to Bai Jingjing
Chapter 308 Monkey King Confesses His Love to Bai Jingjing
"Patriarch Bodhi really has a fortune teller. His disciple traveled across the ocean and traveled around the world for more than ten years before he visited here. Everything that disciple said is true, and there is absolutely no falsehood." The Monkey King scratched his head and said with a smirk. The foolish look made all the little Taoist priests here want to laugh, but they just held back for the sake of face.
"I know that you have deep roots, but you are a natural born stone monkey. After living for a few years, you are considered a different kind. I will not tell you about other things. You will understand in the future. Now I ask You, do you have a surname?" Patriarch Bodhi didn't say anything bluntly, he only said a little bit, and asked knowingly.
"I don't have a surname. If someone scolds me, I don't get annoyed, just ignore it. If someone beats me, I don't get angry, and I don't need to bear it any longer. It's fine if the beating makes him look for his teeth all over the floor, and it won't hurt his life. "The Monkey King said stupidly, and said sadly, "I have no parents, let alone born of a monkey. I only remember that there is a fairy stone on Huaguo Mountain. One year, a thunderbolt broke the stone, and I was born."
"In any case, I still don't have a surname, and I still need to be given a surname by the master." The monkey king said with a look of anticipation on his face, pitiful.
If the original book answered like that, I'm afraid it would be misunderstood as a eunuch.If he is asexual, it means that he never has sex with female monkeys. For those who scold him, he is incompetent.Well, it's not that he's really bad, it's just that he doesn't understand it well, and he doesn't like to do such boring things.
"Get up and let me have a look." Patriarch Bodhi said, upon hearing this, the Monkey King immediately jumped up and walked around twice.
"Look at your body, which is half-human, half-monkey, but looks like a hozen that steals pine cones. I will give you a surname, from the word 'hoon' to a beast, it is Gu Yue. The ancient is old, and the moon is yin. The old yin cannot be fertilized, so it is not good for you to have the surname '狲'. Then put the word '狲' next to the beast, it is a child. The child is a man, and the child is a baby. Also, it fits the basic theory of babies, so your surname is 'Sun'." Patriarch Bodhi pinched his fingers and said.
"Okay, okay, okay! Today I finally have a surname. I hope Master will be merciful. Now that I have a surname, I will beg for a name, but it is easy to call me by my first name." The Monkey King cried happily, and knelt down to beg Patriarch Bodhi bestows a name.
"There are twelve characters in the gate of this seat, which are assigned names. You are the tenth generation of disciples. These twelve characters are 'great wisdom, true nature, sea Ying, enlightenment, enlightenment'. When you are ranked, it is just 'enlightenment' "Character seniority. I will give you a Dharma name called 'Sun Wukong', okay?" Patriarch Bodhi said slowly, and gave the Monkey King a Dharma name based on the character ranking.
"That's great. From now on, I'll be called Sun Wukong!" The Monkey King, no, Sun Wukong was rolling with joy, which made those little Taoist priests finally couldn't help it and burst out laughing. Also look at it with a smile.
Seeing that the Monkey King got his name, he was happy and enthusiastic, and thanked Bodhisattva in advance.The patriarch ordered all the little Taoists to lead Sun Wukong out of the second door, teach him to get acquainted with his senior brothers, and explain to him the etiquette of communicating with others.All the Taoist priests went out, and went to the door with Wukong, and Wukong paid homage to all the senior brothers, and arranged a place for future practice and sleeping between the corridors.
In the morning of the next day, he learned language and communication with all his seniors, and they all came to get acquainted. Those seniors also gave him lectures on scriptures, and taught him how to practice calligraphy and burn incense. This has been the case for two or three days.Occasionally, in my free time, I would sweep the ground and hoe the garden, grow flowers and trees, find firewood for the fire, carry water and clean the dust in the room, all doing some rough work.
A few days later, a woman entered the cave, looking very angry, as if someone had offended her.Sun Wukong didn't recognize her, he just thought of her as a senior sister who had traveled abroad and came back to pay homage to Master.
He thought of that wretched uncle named Hou Luo, who had been taught by Ying Zhong, a seemingly honest and honest young man, to write words to please women.Now that he saw the senior sister who came back from his travels, he should volunteer to build a good relationship, so he walked over in a hurry.
"It turned out to be this stinky monkey. Hmph, let's see how I deal with you." Bai Jingjing remembered the painful experience of picking fruits these days, and immediately became angry. Beat Sun Wukong.
"Senior sister, your heart is as calm as water, can I make it ripple?" Wukong's words shocked several senior brothers who were exercising in the open space in the morning. I was stunned.
"What? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand." Bai Jingjing said in a daze, her reaction was a bit slow, like a girl deliberately pretending not to understand her boyfriend's confession, this reaction was reflected in Hou Luo's final exam In the movie, Magnolia often does this, but Bai Jingjing really doesn't understand, so let it be, haha.
"Open the window of your soul, let in my ups and downs, let in the lingering thoughts in my dreams, let the love in my life tolerate your fragile heart. Dear senior sister, I love you like a mouse loves you Rice, I can’t live without you for a day. The sun is bright and the sky is bright, and life is so geometric. My heart is like the golden crow on that day. Cherish and cherish, fate will determine this life, and we will know each other. The road of life is very long, let me walk with you. I I would like to build a sky of our own with you." Wukong's romantic flower language is endless, constantly bombarding Bai Jingjing's fragile nerves.
At this time, many senior brothers came to watch, even Qixing boy and Xieyue boy came to watch the show.Bai Jingjing couldn't take it anymore, she was blushing at what he said, her heart was beating fast, she immediately stopped Wukong's words, and said a little at a loss, "Stop, stop, stop! Did you make a mistake, old lady? You've been so busy, you just came back this morning, and you haven't washed your mouth and face, yet you came here to tease my old lady."
"Open my eyes, I only have you in my eyes, close my eyes, I only have you in my eyes. It's too much not to love you, it's too sorry not to love you, I will not love you Those who can’t survive, my goal is only one,, and that is to love you.” Wukong only said that this senior sister was too embarrassed to accept his kind flattery, because in Hou Luo’s exam, Mulanhua also showed such deliberate doubts.
Under the booing of the senior brothers, Wukong continued to say, "I can only love you but not myself. Maybe from the moment I met you, I gave myself to you, and when you love me like I love you I just want to live with you alone in this life. My happiness can only be fulfilled by you. Let us believe in love together and give each other a bright future! I am a monkey who is not good at expressing my emotions, but I think you can understand I feel that I hope we can become confidants in the future."
Remembering that the senior sister said that these days are very busy, Wukong said, "How are you doing these days? I hope the world is beautiful because of you!"
Speaking of this, Bai Jingjing was no longer blushing from shyness, but blushed from anger, and said angrily, "I'm so mad, you stinky monkey, you need to be beaten."
It's a good start to not talk about my old lady.It's just that Bai Jingjing has already sacrificed the Panlong Whip, and wanted to hit Wukong, but was taken away by the oblique moon boy. He smiled lightly and said to Wukong, "Your senior sister is shy, but she is embarrassed to accept you in front of all senior brothers. If you still have good things to say, go ahead, she is already able to accept yours. "
"Give me a chance, and you'll find a thousand reasons to love me. Because of you, I'm full of energy, because of you, I've changed my way of life, and because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine not What will become of your world. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms, if you are worried, I will wipe away your tears, if you love me, I will announce to the whole world,,, I just want to give you My true love." Wukong paused, walked aside to take a sip of water, and Bai Jingjing pursed her mouth angrily, glaring at Wukong.
"Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Because I have you, I am the happiest person! As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder the most, tell me I, I will appear in front of you immediately. I don't know if I really love, but I know I can't live without you, if the world is going to be destroyed, then I will tell you 'you are the only person I want to see'." Wukong said At this point, Bai Jingjing calmed down, but her face was still flushed.
Bai Jingjing really didn't want to listen any more, stomped her feet, turned around and walked away in a chic way, and said back, "I hate you to death."
In Hou Luo's exam, these words were equivalent to 'I love you to death'.
Um!Wukong immediately 'understood', chased after him and continued, "It is precisely because of love that I dodged quietly. What I dodge is the figure, but what I can't dodge is the silent feelings. When you meet someone who wants a stick of incense, you like a person. It only takes an hour for a person, but it takes a day to fall in love with someone, but it takes a lifetime for me to forget you. I really want to hold your hand and walk the road of cultivating immortals together. How to say love, Don’t think I’m ugly! Love doesn’t need a reason, as long as you are always by my side, other things are no longer important, but my love will always,,, love you for 1 years!,,”
The two gradually walked away, did not take a closer look, and both broke up.In addition, in a room of Patriarch Bodhi's resident in the inner hall, besides Patriarch Bodhi himself, there is a man and a woman. The woman said to the man, "Husband, I want to listen to these romantic words."
"Ah,, (⊙o⊙),," the man was stunned.
···
AM: This devil also wants to say these words to the one he loves, but it’s a pity that he realized it too late, so let’s mourn for himself, alas,,,,
(End of this chapter)
"Patriarch Bodhi really has a fortune teller. His disciple traveled across the ocean and traveled around the world for more than ten years before he visited here. Everything that disciple said is true, and there is absolutely no falsehood." The Monkey King scratched his head and said with a smirk. The foolish look made all the little Taoist priests here want to laugh, but they just held back for the sake of face.
"I know that you have deep roots, but you are a natural born stone monkey. After living for a few years, you are considered a different kind. I will not tell you about other things. You will understand in the future. Now I ask You, do you have a surname?" Patriarch Bodhi didn't say anything bluntly, he only said a little bit, and asked knowingly.
"I don't have a surname. If someone scolds me, I don't get annoyed, just ignore it. If someone beats me, I don't get angry, and I don't need to bear it any longer. It's fine if the beating makes him look for his teeth all over the floor, and it won't hurt his life. "The Monkey King said stupidly, and said sadly, "I have no parents, let alone born of a monkey. I only remember that there is a fairy stone on Huaguo Mountain. One year, a thunderbolt broke the stone, and I was born."
"In any case, I still don't have a surname, and I still need to be given a surname by the master." The monkey king said with a look of anticipation on his face, pitiful.
If the original book answered like that, I'm afraid it would be misunderstood as a eunuch.If he is asexual, it means that he never has sex with female monkeys. For those who scold him, he is incompetent.Well, it's not that he's really bad, it's just that he doesn't understand it well, and he doesn't like to do such boring things.
"Get up and let me have a look." Patriarch Bodhi said, upon hearing this, the Monkey King immediately jumped up and walked around twice.
"Look at your body, which is half-human, half-monkey, but looks like a hozen that steals pine cones. I will give you a surname, from the word 'hoon' to a beast, it is Gu Yue. The ancient is old, and the moon is yin. The old yin cannot be fertilized, so it is not good for you to have the surname '狲'. Then put the word '狲' next to the beast, it is a child. The child is a man, and the child is a baby. Also, it fits the basic theory of babies, so your surname is 'Sun'." Patriarch Bodhi pinched his fingers and said.
"Okay, okay, okay! Today I finally have a surname. I hope Master will be merciful. Now that I have a surname, I will beg for a name, but it is easy to call me by my first name." The Monkey King cried happily, and knelt down to beg Patriarch Bodhi bestows a name.
"There are twelve characters in the gate of this seat, which are assigned names. You are the tenth generation of disciples. These twelve characters are 'great wisdom, true nature, sea Ying, enlightenment, enlightenment'. When you are ranked, it is just 'enlightenment' "Character seniority. I will give you a Dharma name called 'Sun Wukong', okay?" Patriarch Bodhi said slowly, and gave the Monkey King a Dharma name based on the character ranking.
"That's great. From now on, I'll be called Sun Wukong!" The Monkey King, no, Sun Wukong was rolling with joy, which made those little Taoist priests finally couldn't help it and burst out laughing. Also look at it with a smile.
Seeing that the Monkey King got his name, he was happy and enthusiastic, and thanked Bodhisattva in advance.The patriarch ordered all the little Taoists to lead Sun Wukong out of the second door, teach him to get acquainted with his senior brothers, and explain to him the etiquette of communicating with others.All the Taoist priests went out, and went to the door with Wukong, and Wukong paid homage to all the senior brothers, and arranged a place for future practice and sleeping between the corridors.
In the morning of the next day, he learned language and communication with all his seniors, and they all came to get acquainted. Those seniors also gave him lectures on scriptures, and taught him how to practice calligraphy and burn incense. This has been the case for two or three days.Occasionally, in my free time, I would sweep the ground and hoe the garden, grow flowers and trees, find firewood for the fire, carry water and clean the dust in the room, all doing some rough work.
A few days later, a woman entered the cave, looking very angry, as if someone had offended her.Sun Wukong didn't recognize her, he just thought of her as a senior sister who had traveled abroad and came back to pay homage to Master.
He thought of that wretched uncle named Hou Luo, who had been taught by Ying Zhong, a seemingly honest and honest young man, to write words to please women.Now that he saw the senior sister who came back from his travels, he should volunteer to build a good relationship, so he walked over in a hurry.
"It turned out to be this stinky monkey. Hmph, let's see how I deal with you." Bai Jingjing remembered the painful experience of picking fruits these days, and immediately became angry. Beat Sun Wukong.
"Senior sister, your heart is as calm as water, can I make it ripple?" Wukong's words shocked several senior brothers who were exercising in the open space in the morning. I was stunned.
"What? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand." Bai Jingjing said in a daze, her reaction was a bit slow, like a girl deliberately pretending not to understand her boyfriend's confession, this reaction was reflected in Hou Luo's final exam In the movie, Magnolia often does this, but Bai Jingjing really doesn't understand, so let it be, haha.
"Open the window of your soul, let in my ups and downs, let in the lingering thoughts in my dreams, let the love in my life tolerate your fragile heart. Dear senior sister, I love you like a mouse loves you Rice, I can’t live without you for a day. The sun is bright and the sky is bright, and life is so geometric. My heart is like the golden crow on that day. Cherish and cherish, fate will determine this life, and we will know each other. The road of life is very long, let me walk with you. I I would like to build a sky of our own with you." Wukong's romantic flower language is endless, constantly bombarding Bai Jingjing's fragile nerves.
At this time, many senior brothers came to watch, even Qixing boy and Xieyue boy came to watch the show.Bai Jingjing couldn't take it anymore, she was blushing at what he said, her heart was beating fast, she immediately stopped Wukong's words, and said a little at a loss, "Stop, stop, stop! Did you make a mistake, old lady? You've been so busy, you just came back this morning, and you haven't washed your mouth and face, yet you came here to tease my old lady."
"Open my eyes, I only have you in my eyes, close my eyes, I only have you in my eyes. It's too much not to love you, it's too sorry not to love you, I will not love you Those who can’t survive, my goal is only one,, and that is to love you.” Wukong only said that this senior sister was too embarrassed to accept his kind flattery, because in Hou Luo’s exam, Mulanhua also showed such deliberate doubts.
Under the booing of the senior brothers, Wukong continued to say, "I can only love you but not myself. Maybe from the moment I met you, I gave myself to you, and when you love me like I love you I just want to live with you alone in this life. My happiness can only be fulfilled by you. Let us believe in love together and give each other a bright future! I am a monkey who is not good at expressing my emotions, but I think you can understand I feel that I hope we can become confidants in the future."
Remembering that the senior sister said that these days are very busy, Wukong said, "How are you doing these days? I hope the world is beautiful because of you!"
Speaking of this, Bai Jingjing was no longer blushing from shyness, but blushed from anger, and said angrily, "I'm so mad, you stinky monkey, you need to be beaten."
It's a good start to not talk about my old lady.It's just that Bai Jingjing has already sacrificed the Panlong Whip, and wanted to hit Wukong, but was taken away by the oblique moon boy. He smiled lightly and said to Wukong, "Your senior sister is shy, but she is embarrassed to accept you in front of all senior brothers. If you still have good things to say, go ahead, she is already able to accept yours. "
"Give me a chance, and you'll find a thousand reasons to love me. Because of you, I'm full of energy, because of you, I've changed my way of life, and because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine not What will become of your world. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms, if you are worried, I will wipe away your tears, if you love me, I will announce to the whole world,,, I just want to give you My true love." Wukong paused, walked aside to take a sip of water, and Bai Jingjing pursed her mouth angrily, glaring at Wukong.
"Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Because I have you, I am the happiest person! As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder the most, tell me I, I will appear in front of you immediately. I don't know if I really love, but I know I can't live without you, if the world is going to be destroyed, then I will tell you 'you are the only person I want to see'." Wukong said At this point, Bai Jingjing calmed down, but her face was still flushed.
Bai Jingjing really didn't want to listen any more, stomped her feet, turned around and walked away in a chic way, and said back, "I hate you to death."
In Hou Luo's exam, these words were equivalent to 'I love you to death'.
Um!Wukong immediately 'understood', chased after him and continued, "It is precisely because of love that I dodged quietly. What I dodge is the figure, but what I can't dodge is the silent feelings. When you meet someone who wants a stick of incense, you like a person. It only takes an hour for a person, but it takes a day to fall in love with someone, but it takes a lifetime for me to forget you. I really want to hold your hand and walk the road of cultivating immortals together. How to say love, Don’t think I’m ugly! Love doesn’t need a reason, as long as you are always by my side, other things are no longer important, but my love will always,,, love you for 1 years!,,”
The two gradually walked away, did not take a closer look, and both broke up.In addition, in a room of Patriarch Bodhi's resident in the inner hall, besides Patriarch Bodhi himself, there is a man and a woman. The woman said to the man, "Husband, I want to listen to these romantic words."
"Ah,, (⊙o⊙),," the man was stunned.
···
AM: This devil also wants to say these words to the one he loves, but it’s a pity that he realized it too late, so let’s mourn for himself, alas,,,,
(End of this chapter)
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