Ten Miles of Peach Blossom Drunk Breeze

Chapter 382 Jokes
Su Wanyue sat on the stone bench opposite, handed over a pair of chopsticks before eating, and greeted warmly, "Master beauty, hurry up...you're welcome, you're welcome..."

Jing Tianyin reached out to take the chopsticks, and the movement of eating was very elegant. Although Su Wanyue had seen it before, the words "beautiful and delicious" still popped out in her mind involuntarily.

She finally understands why the waiters in the five-star hotels and above are all beautiful girls and young masters.

Just the fact that "beautiful and delicious" can make many rich people spend a lot of money without feeling a little bit distressed.

I remember that there is a hotel in modern times, Lover's Deep, St. Lucia, which costs 150000 US dollars per night, isn't there still someone willing to go?
During the meal, Jianjing Tianyin maintained a detached and indifferent look throughout the meal, without a hint of warmth and smile.

Su Wanyue suddenly wanted to know how the fairy changed his face, thinking of this, a trace of strangeness flashed in her eyes.

So, she swallowed the last mouthful of porridge, and said with a chuckle: "I have heard two jokes before, and I think they are very funny. Do you want to hear the beauty master?"

Before Jing Tianyin could answer, Su Wanyue cleared her throat and started talking on her own.

"One day, when Zuo Limo went to play on the mountain, he encountered a wild boar that wanted to eat him. At this critical moment, Zuo Limo shouted: Mother, it's me. The wild boar was taken aback, and said to him: Baby! , don't run around in the future, look, you've lost weight these days..."

Jing Tianyin's hand holding the vegetables froze slightly, and then continued to eat as if nothing had happened, but her face was significantly milder, and a faint smile appeared on the corners of her lips.

Although the smile was faint, Su Wanyue could see it clearly, and she couldn't help but feel a little proud.

snort!Let you be as elegant as a fairy, let you have no desires or desires, and see if this lady doesn't pull you off the altar and throw you into mud.

A malicious expression flashed in Su Wanyue's eyes, and the corners of her mouth curled up mischievously, "Master Beauty is so pretty when she smiles, and there is another joke, which is guaranteed to be even more interesting than the one just now. Let me tell Master Beauty right now." ".

After finishing speaking, Su Wanyue cleared her throat, "One day, a beggar came to the door of a restaurant and asked the restaurant owner for a toothpick. The owner hesitated and gave the beggar a toothpick. After a while, another beggar came and asked The boss asked for a straw, and the boss also gave the beggar a straw. After a while, another beggar came, and he directly asked the boss for a shovel.

At this time, the boss asked: "What's the matter with you today? First someone asked for a toothpick, and then someone asked for a straw. Now you borrow a shovel again!" When the beggar finds out, he borrows a toothpick and picks up and eats all the meat and vegetables that the man vomited. When the second beggar finds out, the first beggar has finished eating the meat and vegetables, so he asks for a straw. Then run to drink soup.I was the last to find out, only to pick up the shovel. "

I remember that when she first heard this joke, she was so disgusted that she couldn't eat for three days, and she was laughed at by that guy Ji Qingchi for a long time.

Said that if she couldn't bear these things, how could she be a qualified killer?Later... I got used to it after listening to it...

Jing Tianyin's body froze, her celestial and human-like peerless face looked a little pale, and the porridge in the bowl was either eaten or not, and the expression seemed to be trying to hold back something.

(End of this chapter)