Evil Doctor and Savage Woman: Taming a Snake as a Husband

Chapter 357 The Qilin Immortal Is Funny (2)

Because he was drunk, he almost showed his original shape in the restaurant. Seeing that his ears had turned into green pointed ones, I quickly dragged him to the back, and then told Han Moyu.

"Look at this funny guy, don't let him show up, or it's over!"

The last time Han Moyu turned into a dragon shape made the whole Jiangnan tremble for a while. King Yu and the prince searched for the dragon, and finally the emperor ordered that this matter should never be mentioned again.

The Tianlong Dynasty is very powerful in offering sacrifices to snakes, but it also respects dragons even more!

Otherwise, it is impossible for the emperor to give the concubine to the dragon to pay homage based on just a dream. Of course, although Han Moyu's mother directed and acted it, the emperor doesn't know. The emperor thought nothing would happen. Who knows that she really disappeared up.

This was the emperor's heart disease, so after the dragon appeared in the south of the Yangtze River, the emperor wanted to block the news, which indirectly saved Han Moyu.

Otherwise, if the dragon clan heard that he revealed his real body in front of humans without authorization, he might be held accountable again.

This proves that Pei Mu, as a unicorn, is just like a dragon, something that only exists in mythology, and should not appear in front of everyone, so I think it is better to honestly let him lie on the back and avoid seeing people.

But things are always a little different from what I imagined. It's not that I want him to lie on his stomach. A drunkard always wants to change his way and act like a demon moth.

And Pei Mu chose to molest Han Moyu.

Molesting Han Moyu! ! !
I'm probably crazy, how could I let Han Moyu look at him!When I heard a lot of crackling noises coming from the backyard, I hurried over to take a look, only to find that Han Moyu was pressed down by this drunken and crazy unicorn, and kissed his chest hard!

Still shouting: "Beauty... hurry up, give me a hug... oh, you are so beautiful... oh, beauty... you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart... stay Come down!"

"I rely on you to dare to kiss my husband!" Just kiss, and even sing? !

I kicked him without saying a word, but I failed. I didn't save Han Moyu. This guy seems to be very powerful after drinking. He said he could hold Han Moyu down, and the two of them rolled over like bulls. He was nothing. Fuel-efficient lights!
"What should we do now!"

Han Moyu was ridden below, kicked Pei Mu's stomach, pressed against him vigorously and replied, "Knock him out!"

"Take it, take it... What do you use to hit it?" I looked around, only saw a large vase more than one foot long, picked it up and compared it, and said bitterly, "This will kill people... ..."

"Smash!" The corners of Han Moyu's eyes and brows were twitching, because Pei Mu wanted to kiss his face with all his mouthfuls of beauties.

The contest between a unicorn and a dragon is hard to tell. Han Moyu's sleeves were torn, and Pei Mu is really strong.

So I thought, since he is such a powerful immortal, he won't be killed by me in one blow, so I swung my arms round, boasted and hit him down!

"Wow!" The blue and white porcelain vase fired by the official kiln shattered to the ground in an instant.

"Hi——" Pei Mu was fine, but was knocked out with a long alcohol hiccup, then looked back at me in a daze, and smiled: "Mother, don't hit me, son, this is not what you said , how about reproduction?"

"Mom?" Do I look that old? !

"Wait, I'll bring you a litter of cubs back later... hiccup." After hiccupping, Pei Mu realized, "Ah, beauty, you don't look so good, why are you unhappy? Let me help you out." ..."

Han Moyu saw that it was useless, and after hearing Pei Mu's bastard words, he became completely angry, kicked harder, and kicked at the second master all the time, anyway, he was not his descendant...Isn't it, It doesn't hurt to kick it.

At first, Pei Mu was rough and fleshy and didn't respond, but then she seemed to be hurt by being kicked, and frowned: "You naughty beauty, it's rare that I like you so much, you should be obedient and obedient, If not, the tigress will come here soon... oh, it hurts...you...do you like this? Okay, I like it too, let's play together."

After he finished speaking, he stood up, and Han Moyu rolled over with a grunt, then frowned as he watched the unicorn fairy who went crazy after drinking wobbled after him.

"Beauty, do you like it or not, this is for you..." With a flick of his wrist, he took out a golden thing from his hand, and introduced: "Tie the fairy rope, whether it is a big Luo fairy or a spirit As long as the demonic beast is tied up, it won't move for a minute."

"Oh?" Someone Han raised his eyebrows, and took it over like a woman's charming: "Where are these other treasures?"

"Of course... I... hiccup, I have everything! Hehe... but it's just... just... just a bit..."

I rolled my eyes at the side, do you know that you are a bit dick?I began to find out why every time he chased Mubai he lost it because he was so unreliable!
How did you survive until now? ? ?
"Hey." Pei Mu replied carelessly, "Bind you or me?"

Han Moyu smiled: "Of course I tie you up."

"Then come..."

As soon as he spoke, Han Moyu had already tied him up tightly, so as not to go crazy after drinking.

I heard that Pei Mu is over 7000 years old. If he hadn't volunteered to contribute such a golden rope, Han Moyu and I might not be able to control him!

Then I saw the unicorn that was tied up like a zongzi and shouted: "Beauty! Why don't you ignore me, beauty! Oh, I am so miserable... Such a miserable life, woooooo...how can you be like this... ...Lan Shou, Shiitake...first paper for a girl...here...Shiitake...burp."

When I heard it, I felt like laughing.

Kirin is so popular, why don't you just go to the world to play when you have nothing to do?Also learned such a set?
But Mr. Han is very dark, he must feel ashamed when he is called a girl for the first time.

But he didn't have the same knowledge as him, so he flicked his sleeves and went to change clothes.

Screaming and screaming, maybe the alcohol concentration was higher, he just lay down on his side and fell asleep, and when he woke up again, a day and a night had passed.

When he woke up, Pei Mu found that he was tied up, and he yelled: "Ah! Where is this! I was arrested by the enemy! I was arrested!!"

"What's the noise?" Han Moyu's face was full of black lines: "Are you sober?"

"Am I drunk?" He smelled himself: "There is no smell of alcohol..."

"No smell of alcohol doesn't mean you're not drunk." I knelt down, looked at the poor unicorn, and shook my head: "Do you know, you almost molested my husband when you were drunk."

"Really?" Pei Mu glanced at Han Moyu, who had an iceberg face, "Um... did I molest a man?"

"It's not indecent, it's almost indecent."

"But I'm in so much pain... Didn't I get molested? Huh..."

When this unicorn cries, it can be called a beauty weeping. Its long eyelashes are full of teardrops, which makes me feel sorry for it.

I was just about to say something soft, but when I looked back, Han Moyu's expression was even uglier, so I immediately took a sip: "Who cares about molesting you! Hurry up, hurry up and walk around..."

"Where are you going?" He said pitifully, "I don't want to go... Anyway, I'm so bored, I want to laugh here."

I was loosening the rope, and when I heard him say that, I was startled: "What are you selling?"

He grinned, showing a standard smile with eight teeth: "Smile."

"Selling a fart laugh! Don't you think that selling a smile is selling a smile...?! Why are you so naive!" The more I felt that this unicorn was unreliable, I pulled off the rope with a bitter face and begged God: "Where did it come from?" Just go there, I’m not Goulan Courtyard that doesn’t accept girls who sell laughter, if you sell laughter, please go out and turn right to the Feifeng Pavilion to have a look, maybe there is someone who likes your style.”

"Where is Feifeng Pavilion?"

"There's a shop on the right that sells laughter, and the business is very good."

"professional?"

"professional!"

"Then I'll go and have a look!" The rope was also untied, and Pei Mu put his hands on the ground, stood up immediately, and shook his head: "Oh my mother, I'm quite drunk."

"No, there is no distinction between men and women." After I finished speaking, Han Moyu looked embarrassed again.

"Uh, I'm sorry." Pei Mu finally apologized a little, rubbed his head and smiled, touched his body, and took out a picture: "This, apology fee."

"And an apology fee?"

I took the thing painted like cowhide, and then I saw Pei Mushou running away without a trace.

Han Moyu and I researched what this is, but after several days of research, we couldn't figure it out.

However, another shocking news came out. The Feifeng Pavilion next door had an extra gorgeous oiran, who was so beautiful that he was like a banished fairy descending to the earth, causing rich and young men from all walks of life in the south of the Yangtze River to spend a lot of money just to see him.

The oiran...the oiran...the immortal descended to earth?
Pei Mu? !
Did he really go to the Goulan Courtyard to sell his jokes? !
With my blood pressure soaring on my head, I thought to myself, this unicorn is really crazy...

(End of this chapter)