Unparalleled madness
Chapter 160
Chapter 160
Tangyun Tea House is located next to Nanhu Park. It is an inconspicuous but very good business tea house.
It’s not that this tea house has any special features, the main thing is that there are many elderly people doing morning exercises in the park, and most of them like to drink a small tea after morning exercise to relax.
Mr. Han sat in the old seat in the innermost place, holding a cup of hot tea and drinking it intoxicated.
For him, drinking a few cups of hot tea after Tai Chi is undoubtedly an extremely pleasant thing.
The eldest child and the second child, one on the left and the other on the right, stood beside Mr. Han like stone sculptures, their gazes like falcons kept scanning the teahouse.
After a while, Chen Chu walked into the teahouse.
Looking across the teahouse, he walked quickly to sit down opposite Mr. Han, and said with a smile, "Old man, why did you suddenly think of coming to chat with me this early in the morning?"
"Haha, you said you thought of it suddenly, do you still need to ask?" Han Lao smiled and said: "What do you like to drink, order it yourself, and I will treat it."
Chen Chudao: "Drinking tea doesn't distinguish between each other. Wouldn't it be very troublesome to open a separate stove? You are a bit special."
"Haha!" Boss Han laughed and said, "I can't help it. I don't really like those top quality teas, but I'm interested in some ordinary farm teas. Well, I like its simplicity."
Chen Chu took a sip of hot tea and asked, "Old man, you came to me to discuss the tea ceremony, right? I'm not proficient in this kind of thing."
"Of course not." Elder Han smiled and asked, "Where is the little brother making his fortune now? Or is he still a student at school?"
"It's a student." Chen Chu asked curiously, "What? You want to introduce me to a job?"
Mr. Han waved his hand and said, "I dare not talk about my job. I am from the army, not a businessman. I think you are a pretty good guy, and I want to drag you into our army."
"Ahem..." Chen Chu coughed dryly, "Old man, you are not kind! Aren't you forcing me to become a monk?"
Elder Han asked puzzledly, "Uh, how could you be a monk?"
Chen Chudao: "I don't know how chic I am now. You suddenly sent me to the army. Isn't this a monk? I think the outside world is still wonderful, and life in the army is very boring."
Old Han said bitterly: "A good man should serve the country and the people, how can he be greedy for pleasure? Little guy, you have nothing but abilities!"
"Well, don't tell me any big truths. I'm not an educated person, so I don't understand." Chen Chudao: "I only know that I'm a reckless man, and I don't have any big burdens or big ideals, let alone being able to contribute to the country. .To tell you the truth, little guy, I can’t even protect the people around me, so why should I say that I should do my best for the country? I just want the people around me to be safe.”
"Isn't it? Your strength is very strong, I can see it." Han Laodao: "Could it be, what difficulties do you have, little guy?"
Chen Chu felt depressed, and seeing that Old Man Han was good, he wanted to complain: "To be honest, my mother-in-law was kidnapped, grandma is a bear."
"Pfft..." Mr. Han spit out a mouthful of tea, and asked with staring eyes: "What else? These bad guys are really going too far. Wei Hai has been really busy lately."
Chen Chu patted Mr. Han on the shoulder, and said, "Don't get excited, I'll just tell you, I'll handle this matter myself. Those guys, don't even think about running away."
Old Han said angrily: "Fuck, I, an old man, have to take care of this matter."
Chen Chu raised his eyebrows, and said displeasedly: "Damn old man, it's none of your business? I can't handle it myself?"
The eldest baby and the second baby were a little annoyed when they saw that Chen Chu was so disrespectful to the chief.
But due to Chen Chu's strength, they didn't dare to move, so they could only grit their teeth aside.
Mr. Han smiled, and said earnestly: "Little guy, I know you are very capable. However, sometimes don't underestimate the enemy, it will bring you unbearable consequences."
Chen Chu nodded after hearing the words.
In terms of strength, he really doesn't care about the kidnappers.
But his mother-in-law is still in someone else's hands, if something goes wrong during the fight, it's too late for him to cry.
After thinking for a while, he asked, "Old man, do you really want to help me? Do you have any conditions? Don't tell me I'm following you."
Old Han said dissatisfied: "Little guy, what do you say that I seem to have a plan?"
Chen Chu pursed her lips and said, "Cut, it seems like you have nothing to say."
"Uh..." Mr. Han didn't expect Chen Chu to answer like this, and after the corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally, he affirmed: "Little guy, old man, I really have no intention, just worried."
Chen Chu nodded, and said, "Okay, I will accept your old man's favor. However, this has nothing to do with me, you are serving the country."
Mr. Han was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Haha, you little guy is really a ghost! Don't worry, I will never ask you to return favors in this matter."
……
In the afternoon, Chen Chu did not leave the school.
Although Liu Xiaoli has been arrested, the other party should not attack Zhu Min again, but there are no absolutes.
Wandering around, when he was about to find a place to smoke, he found a familiar figure squatting on the ground in front of him, holding his stomach and humming.
Slightly stunned, he had no intention of answering, sitting on a stone bench with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking quite depressingly.
It was already afternoon, and there were still three hours before the payment.He was a little uncertain, whether he would be able to find the hiding places of those soulless robbers when he was about to pay the money.
"Hey... are you blind?" Lin Ruotong squatted on the ground for a long time, seeing Chen Chu's ignorance, she was very angry.This guy is so rude.
Chen Chu turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"
Lin Ruotong gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you see that my aunt's stomach hurts? Do you have sympathy? Do you know how to feel pity and cherish jade?"
Chen Chudao: "Of course I know how to be sympathetic, but it has nothing to do with you, right?"
"Ah..." Lin Ruotong was furious, and was about to rush up and beat someone up.After a sharp pain came from her abdomen, she squatted on the ground unwillingly, gritted her teeth and said, "Chen Chu, are you sincerely angry with me?"
"I don't have that kind of leisure." Chen Chu glanced at Lin Ruotong, seeing that he was really in pain, he couldn't help walking over and asking, "Crazy, what's wrong with you?"
"You are the one who is crazy, and your whole family is all crazy." Lin Ruotong said through gritted teeth, "Don't worry about my aunt's affairs, just stay where you are cool."
Chen Chu threw away the cigarette butt, and said angrily, "You are crazy. I don't care about you, you say I have no sympathy, I came here, and you let me stay cool."
Lin Ruotong couldn't help laughing when he saw Chen Chu burst into anger.
I seemed to be a little contradictory just now.However, this guy is so cute.Well, especially the angry look, which looks quite handsome.
Chen Chu said angrily, "Laugh at your sister!"
Lin Ruotong became angry, and stared angrily: "You care about me?"
"Cut, I really don't want to care about you." Chen Chu curled her lips, and sat on the stone bench again, crossing her legs.
Lin Ruotong endured it for a while, and when he felt that he couldn't take it anymore, he shouted, "Hey, Sihundan, can you carry me to the infirmary? My stomach hurts."
Chen Chu turned her head away, too lazy to answer.
Lin Ruotong said dissatisfied: "Hey, are you a man? Why are you so stingy?"
Seeing Lin Ruotong's painful appearance, Chen Chu couldn't bear it, walked over and asked, "What's your problem? Did you eat badly?"
Lin Ruotong blushed pretty, and said, "Don't ask, just take me to the infirmary."
Chen Chudao: "Either tell me and I'll show you, or you will continue to suffer. Don't think that I don't know, I will kindly help you later, but you don't appreciate it and call me a hooligan."
"I..." Lin Ruotong was stunned, and asked, "Do you know how to see a doctor? Are you still a doctor?"
Chen Chu frowned and said, "Lin Ruotong, right? I'm curious, why don't you call him Dazui Lin? If you want to be cured, you will be cured. If you don't, what are you talking about?"
Lin Ruotong was stunned, and rushed towards Chen Chu: "Hun Dan, how dare you say that about me? You are the one with the big mouth! Smelly Chen has the big mouth."
Chen Chu was so frightened that he quickly pushed Lin Ruotong away and stood up.
This bitch, why is she like Qingqing, who wants to hit her whenever she wants?Could it be that girls nowadays like violence so much?
Lin Ruotong still wanted to pounce on it, but her stomach hurt so badly that she had to squat down angrily.
On weekdays, I don't know how many boys want to talk to him but have no chance.
Today, right here, Chen Chu actually said that she was Lin Dazui, she talked a lot of nonsense, did she hit people like that?After all, she is also Haida's school belle!
Chen Chu waited for a while and asked, "Do you want to talk? Tell me, and I'll help you look at it. If you don't want to, then go to the infirmary by yourself. I don't have time to spend here with you."
"I..." Lin Ruotong bit her lip and said shyly, "I have dysmenorrhea."
"Um, I know about this little problem. Isn't there a saying that dysmenorrhea is not a disease, and the pain is really terrible?" Chen Chu crossed his arms and laughed.
Lin Ruotong blushed pretty, and asked, "You know how to treat? If you don't know how to treat, hurry up and take me to the infirmary. Didn't you see that I'm in pain now? Are you a man? Are you graceful?"
Chen Chu pursed her lips, squatted down, and pressed one hand on Lin Ruotong's flat belly, a wave of spiritual energy entered.
Lin Ruotong was stunned for a moment, then immediately pushed Chen Chu away, and said angrily, "Smelly rascal, what are you doing?"
Chen Chu hurriedly stepped aside, and said depressedly: "I knew that was the case, I really shouldn't have helped you treat just now, not to mention not being thanked, but also bearing the name of a hooligan."
Lin Ruotong stood up, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "Hmph, dead Chen Chu, do you think I will believe you? Even if you are a doctor, you can cure dysmenorrhea?"
Chen Chu nodded: "Of course, such a small problem does not pose any pressure to me."
Lin Ruotong's face was full of disdain: "I have to say, Chen Chu, your little trick is to deceive those nymphomaniacs, and to deceive my aunt, you are still a little tender."
Chen Chu laughed loudly, and said, "Lin Ruotong, with your IQ, I need to lie to you? Don't you realize that your stomach doesn't hurt anymore, and you're standing here yelling at me."
(End of this chapter)
Tangyun Tea House is located next to Nanhu Park. It is an inconspicuous but very good business tea house.
It’s not that this tea house has any special features, the main thing is that there are many elderly people doing morning exercises in the park, and most of them like to drink a small tea after morning exercise to relax.
Mr. Han sat in the old seat in the innermost place, holding a cup of hot tea and drinking it intoxicated.
For him, drinking a few cups of hot tea after Tai Chi is undoubtedly an extremely pleasant thing.
The eldest child and the second child, one on the left and the other on the right, stood beside Mr. Han like stone sculptures, their gazes like falcons kept scanning the teahouse.
After a while, Chen Chu walked into the teahouse.
Looking across the teahouse, he walked quickly to sit down opposite Mr. Han, and said with a smile, "Old man, why did you suddenly think of coming to chat with me this early in the morning?"
"Haha, you said you thought of it suddenly, do you still need to ask?" Han Lao smiled and said: "What do you like to drink, order it yourself, and I will treat it."
Chen Chudao: "Drinking tea doesn't distinguish between each other. Wouldn't it be very troublesome to open a separate stove? You are a bit special."
"Haha!" Boss Han laughed and said, "I can't help it. I don't really like those top quality teas, but I'm interested in some ordinary farm teas. Well, I like its simplicity."
Chen Chu took a sip of hot tea and asked, "Old man, you came to me to discuss the tea ceremony, right? I'm not proficient in this kind of thing."
"Of course not." Elder Han smiled and asked, "Where is the little brother making his fortune now? Or is he still a student at school?"
"It's a student." Chen Chu asked curiously, "What? You want to introduce me to a job?"
Mr. Han waved his hand and said, "I dare not talk about my job. I am from the army, not a businessman. I think you are a pretty good guy, and I want to drag you into our army."
"Ahem..." Chen Chu coughed dryly, "Old man, you are not kind! Aren't you forcing me to become a monk?"
Elder Han asked puzzledly, "Uh, how could you be a monk?"
Chen Chudao: "I don't know how chic I am now. You suddenly sent me to the army. Isn't this a monk? I think the outside world is still wonderful, and life in the army is very boring."
Old Han said bitterly: "A good man should serve the country and the people, how can he be greedy for pleasure? Little guy, you have nothing but abilities!"
"Well, don't tell me any big truths. I'm not an educated person, so I don't understand." Chen Chudao: "I only know that I'm a reckless man, and I don't have any big burdens or big ideals, let alone being able to contribute to the country. .To tell you the truth, little guy, I can’t even protect the people around me, so why should I say that I should do my best for the country? I just want the people around me to be safe.”
"Isn't it? Your strength is very strong, I can see it." Han Laodao: "Could it be, what difficulties do you have, little guy?"
Chen Chu felt depressed, and seeing that Old Man Han was good, he wanted to complain: "To be honest, my mother-in-law was kidnapped, grandma is a bear."
"Pfft..." Mr. Han spit out a mouthful of tea, and asked with staring eyes: "What else? These bad guys are really going too far. Wei Hai has been really busy lately."
Chen Chu patted Mr. Han on the shoulder, and said, "Don't get excited, I'll just tell you, I'll handle this matter myself. Those guys, don't even think about running away."
Old Han said angrily: "Fuck, I, an old man, have to take care of this matter."
Chen Chu raised his eyebrows, and said displeasedly: "Damn old man, it's none of your business? I can't handle it myself?"
The eldest baby and the second baby were a little annoyed when they saw that Chen Chu was so disrespectful to the chief.
But due to Chen Chu's strength, they didn't dare to move, so they could only grit their teeth aside.
Mr. Han smiled, and said earnestly: "Little guy, I know you are very capable. However, sometimes don't underestimate the enemy, it will bring you unbearable consequences."
Chen Chu nodded after hearing the words.
In terms of strength, he really doesn't care about the kidnappers.
But his mother-in-law is still in someone else's hands, if something goes wrong during the fight, it's too late for him to cry.
After thinking for a while, he asked, "Old man, do you really want to help me? Do you have any conditions? Don't tell me I'm following you."
Old Han said dissatisfied: "Little guy, what do you say that I seem to have a plan?"
Chen Chu pursed her lips and said, "Cut, it seems like you have nothing to say."
"Uh..." Mr. Han didn't expect Chen Chu to answer like this, and after the corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally, he affirmed: "Little guy, old man, I really have no intention, just worried."
Chen Chu nodded, and said, "Okay, I will accept your old man's favor. However, this has nothing to do with me, you are serving the country."
Mr. Han was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Haha, you little guy is really a ghost! Don't worry, I will never ask you to return favors in this matter."
……
In the afternoon, Chen Chu did not leave the school.
Although Liu Xiaoli has been arrested, the other party should not attack Zhu Min again, but there are no absolutes.
Wandering around, when he was about to find a place to smoke, he found a familiar figure squatting on the ground in front of him, holding his stomach and humming.
Slightly stunned, he had no intention of answering, sitting on a stone bench with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking quite depressingly.
It was already afternoon, and there were still three hours before the payment.He was a little uncertain, whether he would be able to find the hiding places of those soulless robbers when he was about to pay the money.
"Hey... are you blind?" Lin Ruotong squatted on the ground for a long time, seeing Chen Chu's ignorance, she was very angry.This guy is so rude.
Chen Chu turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"
Lin Ruotong gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you see that my aunt's stomach hurts? Do you have sympathy? Do you know how to feel pity and cherish jade?"
Chen Chudao: "Of course I know how to be sympathetic, but it has nothing to do with you, right?"
"Ah..." Lin Ruotong was furious, and was about to rush up and beat someone up.After a sharp pain came from her abdomen, she squatted on the ground unwillingly, gritted her teeth and said, "Chen Chu, are you sincerely angry with me?"
"I don't have that kind of leisure." Chen Chu glanced at Lin Ruotong, seeing that he was really in pain, he couldn't help walking over and asking, "Crazy, what's wrong with you?"
"You are the one who is crazy, and your whole family is all crazy." Lin Ruotong said through gritted teeth, "Don't worry about my aunt's affairs, just stay where you are cool."
Chen Chu threw away the cigarette butt, and said angrily, "You are crazy. I don't care about you, you say I have no sympathy, I came here, and you let me stay cool."
Lin Ruotong couldn't help laughing when he saw Chen Chu burst into anger.
I seemed to be a little contradictory just now.However, this guy is so cute.Well, especially the angry look, which looks quite handsome.
Chen Chu said angrily, "Laugh at your sister!"
Lin Ruotong became angry, and stared angrily: "You care about me?"
"Cut, I really don't want to care about you." Chen Chu curled her lips, and sat on the stone bench again, crossing her legs.
Lin Ruotong endured it for a while, and when he felt that he couldn't take it anymore, he shouted, "Hey, Sihundan, can you carry me to the infirmary? My stomach hurts."
Chen Chu turned her head away, too lazy to answer.
Lin Ruotong said dissatisfied: "Hey, are you a man? Why are you so stingy?"
Seeing Lin Ruotong's painful appearance, Chen Chu couldn't bear it, walked over and asked, "What's your problem? Did you eat badly?"
Lin Ruotong blushed pretty, and said, "Don't ask, just take me to the infirmary."
Chen Chudao: "Either tell me and I'll show you, or you will continue to suffer. Don't think that I don't know, I will kindly help you later, but you don't appreciate it and call me a hooligan."
"I..." Lin Ruotong was stunned, and asked, "Do you know how to see a doctor? Are you still a doctor?"
Chen Chu frowned and said, "Lin Ruotong, right? I'm curious, why don't you call him Dazui Lin? If you want to be cured, you will be cured. If you don't, what are you talking about?"
Lin Ruotong was stunned, and rushed towards Chen Chu: "Hun Dan, how dare you say that about me? You are the one with the big mouth! Smelly Chen has the big mouth."
Chen Chu was so frightened that he quickly pushed Lin Ruotong away and stood up.
This bitch, why is she like Qingqing, who wants to hit her whenever she wants?Could it be that girls nowadays like violence so much?
Lin Ruotong still wanted to pounce on it, but her stomach hurt so badly that she had to squat down angrily.
On weekdays, I don't know how many boys want to talk to him but have no chance.
Today, right here, Chen Chu actually said that she was Lin Dazui, she talked a lot of nonsense, did she hit people like that?After all, she is also Haida's school belle!
Chen Chu waited for a while and asked, "Do you want to talk? Tell me, and I'll help you look at it. If you don't want to, then go to the infirmary by yourself. I don't have time to spend here with you."
"I..." Lin Ruotong bit her lip and said shyly, "I have dysmenorrhea."
"Um, I know about this little problem. Isn't there a saying that dysmenorrhea is not a disease, and the pain is really terrible?" Chen Chu crossed his arms and laughed.
Lin Ruotong blushed pretty, and asked, "You know how to treat? If you don't know how to treat, hurry up and take me to the infirmary. Didn't you see that I'm in pain now? Are you a man? Are you graceful?"
Chen Chu pursed her lips, squatted down, and pressed one hand on Lin Ruotong's flat belly, a wave of spiritual energy entered.
Lin Ruotong was stunned for a moment, then immediately pushed Chen Chu away, and said angrily, "Smelly rascal, what are you doing?"
Chen Chu hurriedly stepped aside, and said depressedly: "I knew that was the case, I really shouldn't have helped you treat just now, not to mention not being thanked, but also bearing the name of a hooligan."
Lin Ruotong stood up, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "Hmph, dead Chen Chu, do you think I will believe you? Even if you are a doctor, you can cure dysmenorrhea?"
Chen Chu nodded: "Of course, such a small problem does not pose any pressure to me."
Lin Ruotong's face was full of disdain: "I have to say, Chen Chu, your little trick is to deceive those nymphomaniacs, and to deceive my aunt, you are still a little tender."
Chen Chu laughed loudly, and said, "Lin Ruotong, with your IQ, I need to lie to you? Don't you realize that your stomach doesn't hurt anymore, and you're standing here yelling at me."
(End of this chapter)
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