The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 116 Backhand I Love You
As an old fritter who has been struggling for many years, it was the first time for Lang Yan to be advised in this way. He immediately snorted coldly, with a face full of indifference: "How is it possible?"

"How is it impossible?" Tian Luo looked like an old father who was worried about his stupid child: "You don't usually play games, so you don't know how foul the behavior of some passers-by is!"

Lang Yan gave a calm 'oh', and asked with great interest: "How stinky is it?"

Tian Luo was annoyed by his flirtatious attitude, thinking that if I don't hit you hard, you probably don't even know what it means to be e-sports without love!

"It's like the old man's parachute jump just like the old sightseeing tour group. If you change to a more grumpy brother, you may have already arranged a thousand ways to die in your heart before you landed!"

Lang Yan said 'oh' in a neutral tone, and his tone was as mocking as possible: "That's it?"

"What do you mean?" Tian Luo was going to be blown up by him: "If the other party is an old cunt, they may wait for you to search for the equipment before killing you and licking your bag, treating you as a house search tool with no emotion. !"

Lang Yan let out a 'wow' in feigned surprise, and then recovered his coldness for a second: "I don't pick up things."

Tian Luo: "..." Are you so fucking good at parallel bars?
He was stunned by Lang Yan for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "Even if the above two are useless to you, then he can still spray your ancestral grave with smoke! Living is already hard enough, If you play a game to relax and you will be sprayed, are you angry?"

"It's okay." Lang Yan said.

"What does it mean?" Tian Luo really worried about him: "Then tell me, what should you do if you get sprayed?"

"I haven't experienced it, I don't know." Lang Yan's lips curled up slightly, and the bad idea came up again: "Why don't you try spraying it?"

Tian Luo: "???" Spraying is just spraying, why don't you try it?

Since this guy didn't care about his advice, he had no choice but to give it a try!

"Then I really pissed off?" He cleared his throat, looking as if he wanted to show off his skills.

Lang Yan: "Don't push, spray quickly."

"Okay, you asked for it yourself!" Tian Luo took a deep breath, searched in his mind for a long time, and suddenly found that he had been in the game world for many years, and he had no experience in trolling people.

And if he really imitated the stench of some passers-by and spoke, he felt that it was too dirty to speak.

After hesitant to speak for a long time, Tian Luo spat out the most embarrassing words with the strongest momentum: "Wolf Palace, you are the real dish!"

Lang Yan: "???" That's it?
He was stunned for two seconds, and was amused on the spot.

Tian Luo felt ashamed when he said this, his ears turned red immediately, but he still said viciously: "I'm going to spray you now, what can you do with me?"

Lang Yan barely stopped laughing, but the corners of his lips were still raised. After he lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, he said slowly, "I love you."

Tian Luo: "???"

He was so frightened by this sudden confession that his hands trembled, and the gun went off.

But Lang Yan has already looked at the camera, and said to the screaming fans in the live broadcast room: "Did you see it? He is too happy to speak. Brothers, don't panic when you encounter trolls when you play games in the future. Just backhand Say I love you, use your kindness and generosity to contrast his stench, and make him feel ashamed."

[Hahahaha God is so fucking happy that he can't speak, are you sure the princess is not scared stupid by you? 】

[Forget it, with a rough Chinese accent like mine, saying I love you backhanded may speed up my death. 】

[Ha ha ha ha ha, sisters, don't look at it, you want a nice voice. 】

And Tian Luo: "..." God's fucking backhand is just saying I love you.

If he was an unknown passer-by, Tian Luo would have taken his ashes away!
What does a big man flirt with all day long!Can he be held responsible for the accident?
Tian Luo patted his face, which was getting hotter and hotter, and said silently several times in his heart: he is a man, he is a man, he is a man...

Then he jumped up and down to search another room, and before he left, he didn't forget to conclude: "In short, be careful when you play passers-by in the future, and don't be bullied by others."

Lang Yan let out a 'hmm', and looked very well-behaved wherever he went, but the words he said became more and more embarrassing: "I only row with you."

Tian Luo: "..." Am I being blackmailed?

If it wasn't for the fact that he was broadcasting live, being rejected in public would hurt his face, Tian Luo really wanted to kneel down to him.

Big brother, please do me a favor, let me go, this innocent little straight guy who has never held a girl's hand!
He only likes soft and fragrant young ladies, and he doesn't want to be teased by strong men!

And Lang Yan obviously didn't notice the resistance all over his body, he was still like a little tail, following wherever he went, Tian Luo looked helpless: "Don't follow me, you are going to pick up something."

"I don't know how to fight, and it's useless to pick it up." Lang Yancai looked confident.

"If you don't know how to fight, you can learn." Tian Luo opened the backpack and threw half of the supplies he picked up to him, "Take it to practice."

As soon as this remark came out, the CPs in the live broadcast room screamed again.

[Ah, ah, the Crown Princess really has a gentle voice, a soft personality, and a cute and flirtatious personality!Give me a dozen of such boyfriends! 】

[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 】

[Only I noticed that the Crown Princess took off her second-level armor to the Wolf Hall and picked up a first-level armor herself!Love love love! 】

……

Lang Yan only realized after watching the bullet screen that the equipment in this game is divided into levels, and his princess threw all the high-end equipment that he searched hard to let him practice, while he used the basic equipment. Pack?
Gan!He loves this little milk dog who has a good temper, praises people for playing games, and takes extra care of his teammates!
With the equipment Tian Luo gave him on his back, he began to wander around, and even picked up a weapon that looked very powerful at first glance in a house: a machete.

Immediately afterwards, he heard the sound of footsteps from the earphones, and Tian Luo's reminder: "Someone is coming, it should be attracted by the gunshot I fired just now."

Lang Yan was worrying that the machete he had just picked up had no place to try it out, and immediately became excited when he heard this: "Don't panic, let me meet him!"

There is no self-consciousness of a rookie at all.

Before Tian Luo could say anything to stop him, he rushed out the door with a machete in his hand, recalling Lang Qiao's previous game playing in his mind, dragging the mouse to change the angle of view frantically.

He only heard a burst of gunshots, and he knelt down on the ground in humiliation, not even seeing the shadow of the enemy.

Lang Yan: "???" This game is different from what I thought...

Tian Luo was worried that there was no place for him to experience the beatings from the society, and the beatings from the society came, and he didn't know whether to save him or not.

(End of this chapter)