The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 118 I looked at them with envy

Chapter 118 I looked at them with envy
Lang Yan really took their advice into consideration and found another jeep along the road, but because of his poor driving skills, he pushed Tian Luo's jeep to the wall of the city in one dash, and it got stuck. .

Before the cart plan was implemented, it was stillborn.

Lang Yan: "..." I'm autistic.

"Forget it, let's die together." After he muttered, he pressed the space bar and jumped onto the roof of the car. He lay down on the roof of the car with his gun in his arms and stopped moving, as if lying down and waiting to die.

Even the barrage in the live broadcast room filled the screen and went all the way.

At this moment, the jeep suddenly moved, and Tian Luo's puzzled voice followed closely behind Maili: "What are you doing?"

The moment he heard his voice, Lang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, but still said arrogantly: "It's nothing, just breathe the fresh air from the roof."

Tian Luo, who watched the whole process of him not giving up and not giving up, didn't expose him, and just smiled softly: "The atmosphere in the finals is better, do you want to go and see with me?"

Lang Yan: "Huh?"

"Get in the car, I'll take you to eat chicken."

……

Due to being homeless, Tian Luo called from noon to evening, until he had exhausted all the Internet fees Lang Yan gave him, and then left the Internet cafe with a heavy heart like going to a grave.

If he went back to the dormitory, he would be afraid of the snake raised by Xi Shu.

When he returned to the rental house, he was afraid that Ji Shaoyi would kill him.

And Ji Shaoyi is really ruthless, he has been missing all afternoon, and he doesn't even know how to make a phone call!
It can be seen that he was very angry.

Tian Luo struggled for a long time between the snake and Ji Shaoyi, but finally felt that the snake was more terrifying.

So he cried and sent a message to Ji Shaoyi.

[The little snail blows a few times, and the seagull flies a few times after listening to it: Boss, can you be more accommodating? 】

Ji Shaoyi seemed to be waiting for him specially, and the news returned very quickly.

【Gank your heart: Walking a tightrope at high altitude, crushing boulders on your chest, stepping on a knife with bare feet... You can choose from a variety of ways to apologize. 】

【Gank your heart: smile.jpg】

Tian Luo's back felt chills from his laughter, and he subconsciously felt that Jio was in pain.

[Xiaoluo blew a few times blindly, and the seagull flew a few times after listening to it: I will never dare again next time! 】

[The little snail blows a few times blindly, and the seagull flies a few times blindly after listening to it: hugging and crying.jpg]

【Gank your heart: Do you still want to have a next time? 】

Tian Luo: "..." Blind student, you have discovered Huadian.

It is useless to take the initiative to admit mistakes, Tian Luo wiped away tears bitterly, and began to play the emotional card.

[Xiaoluo blew a few times blindly, and the seagull flew a few times after listening to it: Boss, since I have been a cow and a horse for Ji's family for so many years, you will leave a dead body! 】

[The little snail blows a few times blindly, and the seagull flies a few times after listening to it: You can ask yourself, before that woman came, who stayed up all night to accompany you on your homework?Who is not afraid of the secular vision to block the peach blossoms for you?Who gave up showing your talent and pushed you to be a class committee member? 】

[Xiaoluo blew a few times blindly, and the seagull flew a few times after hearing it: It's me, it's me, it's all me!Have you forgotten the previous vows of eternal love? 】

It's okay if he doesn't mention these things, but when he mentions Ji Shaoyi, he gets even more annoyed.

[Gank your heart: Oh?Are you talking about the time when you were playing games while eating snacks and shouting, "Ji Shao, come on and write, you can't finish writing anyway"? 】

[Gank your heart: Or did you flirt with girls in the freshmen group to Lao Cheng when you first started school, and then changed your group name card to Ji Shaoyi backhandedly, so that I have been targeted until now? 】

【Gank your heart: Or did you pretend to be Lao Tzu and write a letter to Lao Cheng without Lao Tzu's consent to recommend yourself? 】

He still remembers the contents of that letter.

[Dear teacher Cheng, hello!
I am Ji Shaoyi, who eagerly wanted to taste love since the beginning of school, but accidentally offended you. As a child who didn't like to do homework since childhood, I have a heart to collect homework, because I firmly believe that, The appearance of the students actively handing in their homework will definitely hurt my heart deeply, and make me feel ashamed as a person who does not like to write homework. Those who write homework quickly and well are all writing, so why should I not work hard?

Those who keep saying they don't want to do their homework should look at them, like me.

I looked at them with envy.

Human beings have accumulated wealth for thousands of years, and all the homework books, gel pens, exercise books and tutorial books are like gifts specially prepared for them...]

In short, after Tian Luo strongly expressed his desire to supervise his homework by collecting homework, he was named by Lao Cheng early the next morning.

With a smile on his face, he has become a school committee member in his heart, the kind who is responsible for sending and receiving homework.

Tell a joke, a person who has never done homework since childhood collects homework.

When mentioning this, Tian Luo felt guilty for a moment.

[Little Conch blew a few times, and Seagull flew a few times after hearing it: Fuck...how do you remember all of them? 】

Ji Shaoyi sneered and took a photo of him with his backhand.

Tian Luo gave him a complete knee after just one glance...

The man who writes "Handsome Self-Cultivation" every day is so terrifying!
【Gank your heart: It's kind enough that I didn't throw you into the sea to feed the fish like other domineering presidents, but you still want to leave a whole body? 】

The accusations made Tian Luo speechless. He clicked on Baidu and started searching: How to walk a high-altitude tightrope gracefully without falling off?How can the boulders on the chest be crushed so as to be beautiful without hurting the body?How to step on a knife without cutting your feet?

The answers I got were: Hanging a wire, smashing on someone else's chest, and stepping on it with your shoes on.

Tian Luo: "..." Saying it is the same as not saying it.

He closed himself.

Just when he thought he was going to sleep on the street, news from Ji Shaoyi came again.

【Gank your heart: For the sake of raising our children, I won't make it difficult for you. 】

As soon as Tian Luo heard it, he knew that he was going to mourn/right/humiliate/the overlord clause of the country.

In the next second he saw...

【Gank your heart: As long as you promise me a few things, we will cancel all the things in the past. 】

[The little snail blows a few times blindly, and the seagull flies a few times after listening to it: What's the matter? 】

[Gank your heart: First, starting today, I have requisitioned your fan bike, and you can ride my mountain bike when you go to school. 】

One for one is not a loss, Tian Luo readily agreed.

[Gank your heart: Second, starting today, when I need you, unconditionally assist my upcoming love. 】

Tian Luo thought about the difficulty, and replied without hesitation: No problem.

[Gank your heart: Thirdly, in order to make up for your mistakes, starting today, all my homework + review this semester will be contracted by you, and the next semester will depend on the results of this semester. 】

Tian Luo: "???" Isn't this fucking a bit too bullying?
With his personality of getting into trouble once every three days, why not write off all his hands during the review?
As if to answer his question, the next second Ji Shaoyi grandiosely began to collect debts.

 Lang Yan is attacking, don't stand upside down (ω)

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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