The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 121 The Protagonist of the Wedding
Chapter 121 The Protagonist of the Wedding
For example, a confession, or a title.
From now on, when he is approached by girls, he can confidently say: I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend.
He thought that what he hinted was obvious enough, but he didn't expect Lang Qiao to become more and more confused the more he listened, and he opened his mouth and said, "What's not? So what are you?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" You can be jealous if you are jealous, why are you still swearing?
He closed himself.
"Let me tell you like this." Ji Shaoyi sighed: "The reason why that girl dared to strike up a conversation with me is because I'm an orphan and she's a widow, isn't it against the law to strike up a conversation?"
"To make the two of us not so lonely..." Ji Shaoyi blinked at her, and his tone became more and more tender: "Honey, should you do something?"
The unexpected sound of "Dear" completely stupefied Lang Qiao, her eyes widened in horror, her mind was full of thoughts: If they are no longer orphans, wouldn't that be marriage...
It's fine for this doggy man to chat with other girls in front of her, but he actually has plans for further development?
So what did he do to her before?
Although she said that she would restrain her emotions, it's not enough to say "my dear"...
The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more her heart became sour. She pressed his hand on her shoulder expressionlessly and took a few steps back, "Then I wish you happiness, and you don't need to invite me to your wedding."
Otherwise, she was afraid that she would smash his head off with an iron hammer, and then drink his brains as meatballs!
Scumbags are not worthy of a good end!
Stared at by her gloomy eyes, Ji Shaoyi was confused on the spot: what the hell is wishing us happiness?The bride is not invited to the wedding. Who will I marry?And why are you staring at me with such horror?
Judging from the experience he summed up when the car was overturned in the past, there is a high probability that he and Mr. Lang are on the wrong frequency again...
Having found the crux, he put his hand back without fear of death, smiled flatteringly and said, "Don't, if you are not invited to the wedding, who will be the protagonist?"
Lang Qiao: "???"
In my impression, the weddings she has attended since she was a child can run through from the beginning to the end. The role with the most lines and the most important role in the whole process is none other than the master of ceremonies.
Not only do you not have to follow the money, but you also get a salary, which can be said to be a well-deserved protagonist.
After being puzzled for two seconds, Lang Qiao became angry on the spot: "It's fine if you want to marry someone else, how dare you ask me to be the master of ceremonies?"
Believe it or not, I put the microphone in your face!
Angry.jpg
Ji Shaoyi: "???" Fuck, this channel seems to be more wrong than the Great Rift Valley in East Africa.
Just as he was about to explain, he heard the staff start calling for the people from the first group to enter the arena.
Due to the large number of points and high ranking in the preliminary round, they were honored to be assigned to the first group and left after the match.
There will never be another half-hour game like last time, waiting for a whole day of tragedy.
Lang Qiao was simmering with anger in his heart, and the posture he walked into the arena was inexplicably a little sloppy, with writing written all over his body: Don't stop me, I want to hit ten in one go!
After sitting down in front of her plane, she moved her knuckles, twisted her neck, and said arrogantly: "This is a quick fix. I have to go to the construction site to move bricks in the afternoon."
It was talking about going to the construction site to move bricks, but it sounded like they were going to chop people at the construction site. Gu Congxin and Tian Luo were so frightened that they didn't dare to express themselves. They could only communicate with each other with eyes and body, as if they were acting in a pantomime.
Tian Luo took a deep breath into the air, and the translation into words is probably: ah~ the aroma of old vinegar~
Gu Congxin gave him a thumbs up, and then pointed to Lang Qiao, meaning: Expert~ Try the dog food brand old mature vinegar created by Langjun~
Just as Tian Luo was about to hold his teeth and take a deep breath, he told her that the old acetic acid was so sour that his teeth fell out, when he saw Ji Shaoyi chasing Lang Qiao like a mad dog in the quality square, and said with a smile: "I think I should clarify one thing."
Lang Qiao finally stopped the flirting, turned around and gave him a fist, and said in a cold voice, "If you fart, let it go."
Ji Shaoyi was not annoyed when he was beaten, so he backhanded her heartily, and said slowly: "The protagonist of the wedding is the bride."
Although he likes to see her jealous, but it is related to the result of the game, he thinks it is better to speak in advance.
Otherwise, he is afraid that after she enters the game, she will kill everywhere, and she won't be able to hold her back.
Lang Qiao was puzzled for a few seconds, then froze suddenly.
He said that he wanted to invite her to be the protagonist of the wedding, and he also said that the protagonist of the wedding is not the master of ceremonies, but the bride.
Then rounding it up, doesn't the meaning of this sentence mean...
He wants to invite her to be his bride at his wedding?
After realizing this, the sourness surging in Lang Qiao's heart dissipated in an instant, and was replaced by subtle sweetness.
My heart seemed to be stuffed with cotton wool, light and fluffy.
She felt the throbbing of her left atrium, and thought with joy, the captain also likes her...
If this continues, she is afraid that she will really be unable to restrain herself.
As if dumbfounded by his clarification, Ji Shaoyi didn't hear her say anything until the plane took off.
Although the last game was full of metaphysics, it also unlocked a new way of thinking for them.
Before the official match, their default tactic was always three against one. The three of them desperately scored points. Gu Congxin only needed to be a happy fourth-level bag.
As long as you don't rebel, you can fight as you want, and go crazy as you want.
But in the last game, they discovered a new use of the fourth-level bag: Goufen.
Gu Congxin was no longer that dispensable oil bottle, but turned into their big killer.
The three of them are no matter how superb their skills are, it is inevitable that they will miss when they hit three or four. At this time, it is necessary to keep a kindling of hope, so that even if the three of them accidentally get into a box when they just shoot, they can still have considerable ranking points. .
And Gu Congxin is really good at it. They tried countless times after the game, and found that this guy is like Landong's own daughter, with the physique of the chosen one, and he can climb into the top five just by crawling.
It is not impossible to get the first place when you are lucky.
If it was Ji Shaoyi, the son of heaven, he would probably be able to bomb wherever he climbed to the bombing zone.
Bombing area: I admit that I have a gamble, but non-chiefs must die.
Therefore, their tactics changed from three-on-one to one-on-three.
While envious of her Ouhuang physique in her heart, Ji Shaoyi marked the point to the car brushing point, planning to grab the car as soon as it landed and go to a remote big city to develop.
Although the power of metaphysics has a little effect, you can't rely on metaphysics for everything.
Gu Congxin would definitely die if he jumped to places like P City or the airport, where he just landed.
(End of this chapter)
For example, a confession, or a title.
From now on, when he is approached by girls, he can confidently say: I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend.
He thought that what he hinted was obvious enough, but he didn't expect Lang Qiao to become more and more confused the more he listened, and he opened his mouth and said, "What's not? So what are you?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" You can be jealous if you are jealous, why are you still swearing?
He closed himself.
"Let me tell you like this." Ji Shaoyi sighed: "The reason why that girl dared to strike up a conversation with me is because I'm an orphan and she's a widow, isn't it against the law to strike up a conversation?"
"To make the two of us not so lonely..." Ji Shaoyi blinked at her, and his tone became more and more tender: "Honey, should you do something?"
The unexpected sound of "Dear" completely stupefied Lang Qiao, her eyes widened in horror, her mind was full of thoughts: If they are no longer orphans, wouldn't that be marriage...
It's fine for this doggy man to chat with other girls in front of her, but he actually has plans for further development?
So what did he do to her before?
Although she said that she would restrain her emotions, it's not enough to say "my dear"...
The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more her heart became sour. She pressed his hand on her shoulder expressionlessly and took a few steps back, "Then I wish you happiness, and you don't need to invite me to your wedding."
Otherwise, she was afraid that she would smash his head off with an iron hammer, and then drink his brains as meatballs!
Scumbags are not worthy of a good end!
Stared at by her gloomy eyes, Ji Shaoyi was confused on the spot: what the hell is wishing us happiness?The bride is not invited to the wedding. Who will I marry?And why are you staring at me with such horror?
Judging from the experience he summed up when the car was overturned in the past, there is a high probability that he and Mr. Lang are on the wrong frequency again...
Having found the crux, he put his hand back without fear of death, smiled flatteringly and said, "Don't, if you are not invited to the wedding, who will be the protagonist?"
Lang Qiao: "???"
In my impression, the weddings she has attended since she was a child can run through from the beginning to the end. The role with the most lines and the most important role in the whole process is none other than the master of ceremonies.
Not only do you not have to follow the money, but you also get a salary, which can be said to be a well-deserved protagonist.
After being puzzled for two seconds, Lang Qiao became angry on the spot: "It's fine if you want to marry someone else, how dare you ask me to be the master of ceremonies?"
Believe it or not, I put the microphone in your face!
Angry.jpg
Ji Shaoyi: "???" Fuck, this channel seems to be more wrong than the Great Rift Valley in East Africa.
Just as he was about to explain, he heard the staff start calling for the people from the first group to enter the arena.
Due to the large number of points and high ranking in the preliminary round, they were honored to be assigned to the first group and left after the match.
There will never be another half-hour game like last time, waiting for a whole day of tragedy.
Lang Qiao was simmering with anger in his heart, and the posture he walked into the arena was inexplicably a little sloppy, with writing written all over his body: Don't stop me, I want to hit ten in one go!
After sitting down in front of her plane, she moved her knuckles, twisted her neck, and said arrogantly: "This is a quick fix. I have to go to the construction site to move bricks in the afternoon."
It was talking about going to the construction site to move bricks, but it sounded like they were going to chop people at the construction site. Gu Congxin and Tian Luo were so frightened that they didn't dare to express themselves. They could only communicate with each other with eyes and body, as if they were acting in a pantomime.
Tian Luo took a deep breath into the air, and the translation into words is probably: ah~ the aroma of old vinegar~
Gu Congxin gave him a thumbs up, and then pointed to Lang Qiao, meaning: Expert~ Try the dog food brand old mature vinegar created by Langjun~
Just as Tian Luo was about to hold his teeth and take a deep breath, he told her that the old acetic acid was so sour that his teeth fell out, when he saw Ji Shaoyi chasing Lang Qiao like a mad dog in the quality square, and said with a smile: "I think I should clarify one thing."
Lang Qiao finally stopped the flirting, turned around and gave him a fist, and said in a cold voice, "If you fart, let it go."
Ji Shaoyi was not annoyed when he was beaten, so he backhanded her heartily, and said slowly: "The protagonist of the wedding is the bride."
Although he likes to see her jealous, but it is related to the result of the game, he thinks it is better to speak in advance.
Otherwise, he is afraid that after she enters the game, she will kill everywhere, and she won't be able to hold her back.
Lang Qiao was puzzled for a few seconds, then froze suddenly.
He said that he wanted to invite her to be the protagonist of the wedding, and he also said that the protagonist of the wedding is not the master of ceremonies, but the bride.
Then rounding it up, doesn't the meaning of this sentence mean...
He wants to invite her to be his bride at his wedding?
After realizing this, the sourness surging in Lang Qiao's heart dissipated in an instant, and was replaced by subtle sweetness.
My heart seemed to be stuffed with cotton wool, light and fluffy.
She felt the throbbing of her left atrium, and thought with joy, the captain also likes her...
If this continues, she is afraid that she will really be unable to restrain herself.
As if dumbfounded by his clarification, Ji Shaoyi didn't hear her say anything until the plane took off.
Although the last game was full of metaphysics, it also unlocked a new way of thinking for them.
Before the official match, their default tactic was always three against one. The three of them desperately scored points. Gu Congxin only needed to be a happy fourth-level bag.
As long as you don't rebel, you can fight as you want, and go crazy as you want.
But in the last game, they discovered a new use of the fourth-level bag: Goufen.
Gu Congxin was no longer that dispensable oil bottle, but turned into their big killer.
The three of them are no matter how superb their skills are, it is inevitable that they will miss when they hit three or four. At this time, it is necessary to keep a kindling of hope, so that even if the three of them accidentally get into a box when they just shoot, they can still have considerable ranking points. .
And Gu Congxin is really good at it. They tried countless times after the game, and found that this guy is like Landong's own daughter, with the physique of the chosen one, and he can climb into the top five just by crawling.
It is not impossible to get the first place when you are lucky.
If it was Ji Shaoyi, the son of heaven, he would probably be able to bomb wherever he climbed to the bombing zone.
Bombing area: I admit that I have a gamble, but non-chiefs must die.
Therefore, their tactics changed from three-on-one to one-on-three.
While envious of her Ouhuang physique in her heart, Ji Shaoyi marked the point to the car brushing point, planning to grab the car as soon as it landed and go to a remote big city to develop.
Although the power of metaphysics has a little effect, you can't rely on metaphysics for everything.
Gu Congxin would definitely die if he jumped to places like P City or the airport, where he just landed.
(End of this chapter)
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