The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 147
Amidst the yelling of the rotten girls in the live broadcast room, Shi Qi's thin lips curled up, but the words he spit out were extremely merciless: "Since you like the front so much, why don't you drive a car by the way?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn it.

He looked at the empty driver's seat, then turned his head to look at the two people sitting side by side, and suddenly felt like a hard-working driver.

So he resolutely ignored the feat that he was driving Jiang Xiaosui to run poisonously a few minutes ago, unloading the tires while running, leaving Shi Qi with no car to drive, and started a new round of pretentiousness with a squeeze of his throat: "嘿嘤I can't drive der~"

"You may not believe me, but no one dares to ride in my car, not even my little friends, because I step on the gas pedal to the end, and it won't let go before the punctuation mark. , if you think your life is hard enough, and you want to experience what is e-sports without brakes, welcome to take this train.”

"Have you finished?" Shi Qi frowned, not believing even a single punctuation mark in his pretentious speech, and said, "Drive!"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Hey, you can just drive, why are you so fierce?
In this way, he was forced to become a driver, sometimes racing against the drug circle, and sometimes avoiding the wanted in the bombing zone.

And Shi Qi and Jiang Xiaosui sat in the car like uncles, not only did not do anything during the whole process, but spared no effort to stab him in the heart.

"There's something wrong with the poison and bombing area today..." Jiang Xiaosui wondered, "Why does it always feel like they're chasing us?"

Shi Qi nodded approvingly: "I agree."

He suspected that African chieftains had mixed in among them, as evidenced by the poisonous circle and bombing zone chasing them.

And Jiang Xiaosui is his regular teammate in the double row, he knows how his luck is, but if he is removed, the only thing left is...

Shi Qi raised his brows and looked at the pink pupil with cerebral palsy.

If it weren't for the live broadcast and the bad behavior of killing teammates, this kind of pretentious, cerebral palsy and non-chieftain elementary school student would have died [-] times already.

Ji Shaoyi had no idea that his image in his heart had been demonized, so he acted softly to him while driving: "Brother, where are we going next?"

After being poisoned by her sweet and greasy voice for so long, Shi Qi was basically numb.

He clicked on the map and glanced at the location of the circle, and said decisively: "Just stop in front, the circle should be drawn at the airport, and we will block the bridge directly."

"Good der~~~" Ji Shaoyi replied sweetly, and drove the car to the opposite side of the bridge without any hindrance.

The three of them scrambled into the abandoned truck on the bridge and started fishing to enforce the law.

As a result, before the fish took the bait, a red shadow suddenly appeared on the map, and it happened to be right on top of their heads.

It's a bomb zone!

Even at this time, Ji Shaoyi didn't forget the persona of his soft girl, he said "I knocked" on the spot, "We won't be bombed to death, right?"

"How is it possible?" Jiang Xiaosui lay on his stomach like an old dog, "We shouldn't be so wrong..."

Biu—a missile that symbolizes justice fell, and while a huge mushroom cloud rose up, it also took away three innocent little lives.

Looking at the three neat boxes on the screen, Jiang Xiaosui silently swallowed all the words he hadn't finished speaking.

"The case has been solved." Shi Qi said with an expression of 'I knew it': "Fei Chief is indeed her."

Then he returned to the main interface, decisively kicked the little girl with non-mainstream cerebral palsy out of the room, rubbed her temples and said, "Don't pull such weird people anymore, they are very noisy."

As soon as the word 'twittering' came out, Jiang Xiaosui instantly felt that he had been stabbed in the knee, and he whispered a little unconvinced: "I usually twitter..."

Did Qi Shen also think he was noisy?
As soon as he thought of self-disgust, Shi Qi shook his head: "You are different."

"Ah?" Jiang Xiaosui yelled in surprise, the baby's face was full of flattery.

"You're a teammate." Shi Qi moved his knuckles, and there was a rare bit of helplessness in his cold voice: "You have to endure the noise."

Jiang Xiaosui: "..." The goddamn arguing has to be endured.

He is out of his mind to think that God Qi will praise him, right?Does the straight man of steel have the word praise in his dictionary?

He snorted coldly in disbelief, thinking I'll do it, not only today, but every day in the future!
Only under the background of this non-mainstream little sister with cerebral palsy, can he look so cute!
On the other side, Ji Shaoyi, who was brutally kicked out of the room, sighed heavily, feeling that finding a boyfriend for his rival... is a long way to go.

In the next few days, under the friendly invitation of Jiang Xiaosui, the traitor, Ji Shaoyi almost became the nightly resident guest of the two of them in the live broadcast room.

He coaxes straight girls during the day, and flirts with straight men at night, and lives happily... shit.

A straight girl is enough for him, and adding a steel straight man who asks exam questions from time to time and scolds him for cerebral palsy if he can't answer, the damage to his young heart will increase exponentially, okay?
There were countless moments when he wanted to sincerely suggest to Shi Qi: Stop playing e-sports, start a cram school, the education industry needs talents like you!

If he could have met a little friend like Shi Qi who loves to push people to study when he was in elementary school, his grades would never be like what they are now!
There is only one time gap between him and Tsinghua University!
Shi Qi, forever God!
……

Lang Qiao has been very confused recently. Although a certain African chieftain has resumed the tradition of waiting for her to go to school every morning and saying good night at night as agreed, she still feels something is wrong.

For example, although a certain African chief said good morning to her every morning, it was as if he hadn't woken up every day, as if his body had been hollowed out by something.

But recently he finished training very early every day, and he went to bed early after saying good night to her, and he didn't even talk as much as before.

It can't be that there are dogs outside, right?

Or is it the resurgence of Hetian Luo's old relationship?She looked at Tian Luo's recent dark circles, which seemed to be quite serious...

The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more she felt blocked, until one afternoon when Ji Shaoyi and Tian Luo were not around, she was bored practicing guns in the training camp, when she heard Gu Congxin say 'shit', like being bitten by a dog. Wrapped in a quilt, she ran all the way from the opposite side to the training room, and said to her in shock, "Mr.! Your deskmate is doing well now, do you know that?"

Lang Qiao took off the earphones with a dazed expression: "At the same table? Who is it?"

Since she was a child, she has had a lot of deskmates, and one or two have become famous, isn't it normal?
"Who else could it be? Of course it's Shi Qi! That tall and handsome Shi Qi in high school!" Gu Cong patted the table angrily, and said with a look of resentment: "Such a handsome deskmate is so handsome!" Can you forget, do you have a heart, you scumbag?"

(End of this chapter)