The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 243 You Are Only Responsible For Licking Bags
No matter where he signs, she will follow.

Ji Shaoyi was completely moved by her unconditional trust, but he still teased her: "If you trust me so much, aren't you afraid that I will sell you?"

Lang Qiao shook his head, and after realizing that he couldn't see the person on the other side of the phone, he added, "You won't."

His tone was extremely firm.

"So sure?" The corner of the trusted Ji Shao's lips twitched frantically, and just about to ask her why, Lang Qiao said: "With your IQ, you will only be sold by me and count the money for me. "

Ji Shaoyi: "..." It hurt Lao Tie.

He's just bad at math, isn't he stupid?
Before he could refute, Lang Qiao made another precise cut: "And you're still a road idiot."

"What's wrong with Lu Chi?" Ji Shaoyi snorted, and said with a face of dissatisfaction: "Can Lu Chi not sell people?"

"Of course." As Lang Qiao said, he unconsciously remembered the famous scene where a certain Lu Chi got lost in the mall and sent a message asking his sister to pick him up. Even his voice was filled with laughter: "I'm afraid of you As soon as the front foot sold me, the back foot bought me back, crying and begging my sister to take you home."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." What nonsense are you talking about, do I want to lose face?

He snorted arrogantly, slapped the table viciously and said, "I'm just saying this to you, I'm sure I'll sell this person!"

Lang Qiao raised his eyebrows, and just about to threaten him viciously with 'try it', he heard him on the phone laughing twice and said: "Sell into Ji's house, and become the wife of Young Master Ji for life."

Lang Qiao: "..."

Whatever, cats suck anyway.

On the other side, Gu Congxin didn't know whether he was fighting with elementary school students today or what, as soon as he entered the quality square, he was surrounded by three elementary school students.

The three little baby boys looked more macho than the other, but their voices were more milky than the other. While waving to her and saying hello, they said in a soft voice: "Can number four turn on the mic~"

Gu Congxin, an old aunt, was so cute that her heart trembled, and her voice became much gentler, so she compared her heart with her backhand and said, "It's ok~"

"Wow~ She's a big sister~" The little milk boy immediately became excited when he heard her voice: "Can you take us to eat chicken?"

Gu Congxin: "..." Although you are very cute, I don't seem to be able to...

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She hecked twice in embarrassment, and tried to make amends for herself: "Although I'm not very good at steel guns, it's okay for me to take you to No. 2..."

When it came to the end, even she herself felt a little guilty for no reason, thinking that I wouldn't be disgusted by these little milk babies, right?It's so embarrassing...

Then she heard one of the little milk babies seem to pat her chest, and said to her super loudly: "It's okay! You only need to be responsible for licking the bag!"

The other two followed suit.

"Yes! We will protect sister!"

"My steel gun hit hard!"

Gu Congxin: "..." awsl, does such a cute elementary school student really exist?

In the next few minutes, Gu Congxin completely turned into a cute girl lying in a chicken, and was taken care of by three little milk babies.

Little baby No. [-] is like a confessor, he never forgets to ask her if he wants anything good when he finds it, as long as Gu Congxin dares to say yes, he will send it to her from a long distance.

If the game mechanism didn't allow it, Gu Congxin would have hugged him and kissed him, it's so fucking cute!
Baby No. [-] walked around her as soon as she came up, tilted her head and asked her childishly, "Do you have the suit I'm wearing?"

"No~" Gu Congxin also tilted his head at him, and imitated his cute tone and said, "What's the matter?"

Immediately afterwards, she saw that baby No. [-] stripped herself naked, marked a dot on the pile of clothes and said, "Then you wear this~ This way you won't be easily spotted by the enemy when you lie in the grass ~"

Gu Old Auntie put on this set of green clothes from head to toe with tears in her heart, and replied softly: "Good der ~ thank you~"

No. [-] little milk baby was in charge of striking the steel gun. After a swipe at the single enemy, he started to shout with his soft and waxy voice: "Sister, do you want to score? I If you knock him down, you can get extra points with another shot~"

"No, no, don't you need it?" Gu Congxin, who was suddenly favored by the group, was overwhelmed with flattery: "I don't really want to get points that much."

"Why?" Little Milkman's immature voice was full of doubts.

Gu Congxin: "Because getting higher points means encountering stronger enemies and receiving more severe beatings."

Little Milkman: "."

After a moment of silence, he vowed: "We won't let you be beaten, you hide!"

Gu Congxin: "." awsl, is this what it's like to be the heroine of a group favorite?

It's too fucking cool, right?

It's a pity that her group pet career has just begun, and it was forcibly brought to an end by a hunk who came out of nowhere.

At that time, three little milk babies were leading her to divide the spoils in front of a pile of urns. After a sudden burst of gunfire, two of the three little milk babies died on the spot, and one was knocked down.

Gu Congxin was so frightened that he was about to crawl over to help him on the spot, but he heard the little milk boy say, "Leave me alone~ sister, drive away~"

Gu Congxin was so moved that he turned his head on the spot and scrambled towards the three bunnies not far away, muttering: "I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me..."

Then she heard footsteps getting closer...

Without waiting for Gu Congxin to look back, the tough man who made up for the last little milk baby ran past her like a gust of wind, and then steadily rode on the three bungee she had coveted for a long time.

Gu Congxin: "..."

The three little milk babies were about to go crazy, and they all shouted: "Sister, get in the car! Otherwise he will hit you!"

"Live to avenge us!"

"Come on Ollie!"

Under the enthusiastic persuasion of the little milk babies, Gu Congxin stood up quickly, jumped into the car, and managed to catch up with the three bunnies before driving away, and sat firmly in the side car.

Then she picked up the M416 in her hand and pointed it at the hunk driving the car, saying viciously: "If you dare to kill my teammate, I will pay for your life!"

Before she could pull the trigger, she heard a rattling sound, followed by a cowardly male voice: "Can the lady in the car stop hitting me? I don't know you Why are you in my car?"

Hearing the gentle voice, Gu Congxin's trigger finger paused, and his first reaction was...

Fuck, it's a pity that the voice is inappropriate!
The second reaction is... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my little brother with such a gentle and nice voice, I can do it!

(End of this chapter)