The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 248 The Old Lady Eating Chicken Feet
"why?"

"Is it because our brothers are not standing high enough?"

The two teammates were lost for a while.

And Gu Congxin didn't know whether he was fooled or what, so he said, "I have him alone."

Teammates: "..." Thank you, I was shown.

……

For the next period of time, Gu Congxin seemed to be obsessed. He spent every day in the game, and started giggling at every turn.

When he giggled to a certain extent, he would suddenly throw himself on the bed and roll around happily.

In Lang Qiao's eyes, she just felt like she was bewitched.

It was also fortunate that she was harassed by Captain Ji, the annoying little goblin, so she didn't feel left out.

Ji·Little Fairy·Shaoyi is not only good at being coquettish and cute, but even the way of harassing people is very similar to that of an old sow wearing a bra, a set of suits.

It's a pity that a mountain is higher than a mountain. While his provocative skills are improving, Lang Qiao's level of straightness is also improving.

such as--

【Innocent Eyes: The stars are my lamp, the moon is my bed, and you——】

The moment Lang Qiao saw this news, she smiled charmingly, thinking that I would answer this question.

So she replied backhandedly.

[Steel Concrete: It's your father. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

[Mischievous eyes: It's my pillow! 】

Lang Qiao snorted coldly with disdain, and replied to him after clicking on the voice: "Father is father, what are you talking about?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Gouzi, you have changed.

How many days has the mother been home?Forget all the days when they were together?
Another example--

【Mischievous eyes: Honey, you are my little fairy~】

【Steel Concrete: You Are My Baby】

Seeing this news, Ji Shaoyi was overjoyed, wondering why she was so enlightened today, when she saw...

[Steel Concrete: Son. 】

[Steel Congealer: Sorry, slipped a word. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Okay, don't explain any more, I know you don't love me anymore.

Another example——

[Misunderstanding: Baby ~ do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? 】

[Steel Concrete: I know. 】

Ji Shaoyi, who was halfway through playing the routine: "..." Damn, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?

What can he do?He could only continue talking with a smile on his face and MMP in his heart.

[Misunderstanding: What's the difference? 】

[Steel Concrete: You have hair, but he doesn't. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." It sounded so reasonable that I couldn't refute it.

[Steel Concrete: But if you stay up a few more nights, you should be about the same as him. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Then I thank you for your reminder?
[Steel Concrete: So stay up late, I don't want to see you on the water drop chip. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn it, do I look like the kind of person who can't afford to pay for hair transplant?
Rich people like them always stay up the latest nights and grow the most expensive hair, so they are not afraid at all!

After silently concentrating for a while, he still couldn't hold back and sent her the correct answer.

[Misunderstanding: Fool, the difference between me and him is that Tang Seng learns scriptures, I will marry you~]

And Lang Qiao...

[Steel Concrete: Then do you know the difference between you and the Drifting Monk? 】

[Lack of heart and eyes:? ? ? 】

[Misunderstanding: What's the difference?He has only one ring of hair and I have a full head? 】

[Steel Congealer: His name is Drifting Monk, and your name is Sand Sculpture. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Actually, you don't need to infer other cases from one instance, thank you for your cooperation.

In short, every time he harassed her, Ji Shaoyi would feel a little cold.

If it continues like this, he is really afraid that in the next year, the relationship between the two will return to before liberation overnight, from a lover to a father and son.

So he decisively changed his harassment strategy, and began to lure her out to play secretly.

[Misunderstanding: Baby ~ there is a movie that looks really good recently ~]

As he spoke, he also posted his ticket purchase records.

[Mischievous eyes: what should I do?When I booked the ticket, I slipped my hand and booked an extra ticket~]

Every punctuation mark reveals: fast!Come and see it with me!
What he didn't know was that after misunderstanding him so many times, Lang Qiao had already learned not to look at the surface when encountering problems, but to dig deeper meanings.

So after she calmly analyzed it, she perfectly avoided the correct answer.

[Steel Concrete: Thank you for the invitation.First, I read the reviews on the Internet and found that this movie is a bad movie, not as good as you said. I suggest you not waste your time and money.

Second, tickets purchased online can be refunded when no ticket is issued. You can search for the specific refund method by yourself.

Finally, if you like my answer, you are welcome to upvote me. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn praises you.

He suspects that her message was copied directly from a computer, but he has no proof.

She has changed, even the level of perfunctory him has dropped!
Ji Shaoyi cried and rolled away with his movie ticket, and two hours later, he came back with his hot pot ticket.

[Mischievous eyes: Dear, I suddenly found two private hotpot coupons that were about to expire when I was cleaning the room, but I don’t want to eat alone~]

[Steel Concrete: Then give me these two coupons. 】

The moment Ji Shaoyi received this news, he couldn't believe his eyes.

Just when he was about to play "Good Luck" to celebrate his success in dating someone, Lang Qiao's news came again.

[Steel Concrete: I just happen to be two people with you. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Open your mouth to Gu Congxin and keep your mouth cowardly, you fucking go to the old neighbor next door and forget it!
Annoyed, he instantly stopped his paws that were about to bring good luck, and backhandedly shared a series of social news about the hot pot restaurant with her.

[Lack of heart and eyes: [link] The hot pot is really delicious!But maybe someone else ate leftovers...]

[Misunderstanding: [Link] A well-known hot pot restaurant has been exposed, the bottom of the pot is too tempting, because it was added...]

[Heartless eyes: [Link] A certain hot pot restaurant has produced and sold 2 tons of gutter oil for two years. Do you dare to eat after reading these...】

Lang Qiao: "..."

[Steel Concrete: Tear up the coupon, thank you. 】

After answering this sentence, she seemed to feel that it was not enjoyable enough, so she made another paragraph in retaliation.

[Steel Concrete: You may not believe it if you say it, but the old lady gnawed all the boneless chicken feet, all the shellless melon seeds were knocked out by the old lady with her mouth, and all the seedless watermelons were made by the old lady with her fingernails The instant noodles are all knit by the old lady with sticks, the wine is all made by the old lady with her feet, and the sesame seeds in the dragon fruit are all clicked in by the old lady...]

Isn't it just disgusting, she will too!
　Hey, why should I write a chapter when I am going to Chengdu to find Sister Tao tomorrow!
　　I also want to eat hot pot!
　　The hot pot in Chengdu is really delicious! ! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)