The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 254 Criminal Photos
[Lack of heart and eyes: shivering.jpg]

[Steel Concrete: What?Do you not like it? 】

She searched the Internet for a long time last night, and many people said that if they asked the goddess to watch horror movies together, there would be a lot of unexpected gains.

Then she asked her boyfriend to watch it together...it should be the same, right?
Seeing her overbearing tone, Ji Shaoyi didn't dare to say 'no', he could only reply with tears in his eyes.

[Mischievous eyes: I like it. 】

He would have liked it better if he sat with her and watched it.

It's a pity that before Ji Shaoyi finished typing, he saw lightning flashing and thundering on the big screen, and the lights in the morgue flickering on and off. The little girls present were so frightened that they screamed again and again, one by two desperately rushed towards the boy. Drilling in the arms of friends...

Ji Shao glanced back subconsciously, and saw Lang Qiao crossing his arms and leaning on the back of the seat like a big guy, not only did he not have the slightest sign of fear, but even gave a light snort.

For a moment, he seemed to see two words from her mocking face: That's it?

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

He silently deleted the half-typed words, thinking that if one of the two had to pretend to be afraid, then let me do it!

So he backhanded another sentence.

[Mischievous eyes and eyes: I'm afraid, sir, I'm afraid~]

[Mischievous eyes: Can you sit down here~]

【Mindless Eyes: There is a seat next to me that is empty der~】

And Lang Qiao...

[Steel Concrete: Why? 】

[Steel Concrete: Is it useful for me to sit there? 】

[Steel Concrete: The movie will stop playing if I sit in the past? 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." It sounded so reasonable that I couldn't fucking refute it.

After dissing him, Lang Qiao said something earnestly.

[Steel Concrete: You are already a grown child, it's time to learn to adapt to loneliness and face fear. 】

[Steel Concrete: If you call me every time you get scared, then you will never be able to learn to watch horror movies alone. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Who the hell wants to learn this specifically...

Strange skills added!

[Mischievous eyes: Hey, then I will watch it with you forever~]

Then he saw...

[Steel Concrete: Why are you as timid as the person next to me? 】

Lang Qiao has watched horror movies for so many years. I have seen someone covering her eyes and crying to find her mother. She has seen someone who closes her eyes and yells "I don't want to watch it, I don't want to watch it" before the horror scene appears, but I have never seen anything like her That so weird...

This old man is so weird. He didn't dare to watch the horror scene, but he didn't want to miss the plot, so he closed his eyes and shivered, and recorded the video with his mobile phone.

After the horror scene, I took the mobile phone to make up for the horror episode I missed, and while watching it, I screamed a few seconds behind everyone...

Ji Shaoyi's heart was stabbed by the disgust she revealed between the lines, and he sent her an akimbo emoticon on the spot.

[Mischievous Eyes: Can you say it again?Who am I as timid as? 】

Lang Qiao hesitated.

[Steel Concrete: I was wrong, you are much more timid than him. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Damn...

In short, when others recall the experience of watching a movie with their girlfriend for the first time, they are all kinds of heartbeats, you and me, sauces and sauces...

But Ji Shao only felt dull.

Passion and ambiguity belong to the people around, he and Lang Qiao have nothing.

As soon as you come out of the cinema, it is a holy place for Internet celebrities to take pictures.

Many little girls said 'wow' on the spot, shaking their boyfriend's arms and acting like a baby: "My husband, I want to take a picture~"

Lang Qiao knocked off Ji Shaoyi's hand rubbing her head with his backhand, and coolly shook the phone and said, "Want to take a picture? I'll help you."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." It always feels weird.

But he didn't bother to think about it, so he stretched out his hand and took the opportunity to rub her head again: "Are you still taking pictures?"

To be honest, since he joined Lang Qiao as a friend, he hadn't seen her post photos in the space, and there were almost no dynamics.

Considering her steely straight man style, Ji Shaoyi is not surprised.

On the contrary, she took the initiative to ask to take a picture of him, which made him feel flattered suddenly...

The ghost knows if she will have the same photography skills as the straight man that is spread on the Internet, and directly photograph him as a corpse at the scene of the crime?

Seeing his questioning face, Lang Qiao snorted coldly on the spot, puffed out his chest in disbelief and said, "Of course!"

"Criminal photography is one of my electives this semester, which is dedicated to teaching you to take pictures of corpses and crime scenes!"

As she spoke, she couldn't help but muttered in a low voice: "If the corpse can be photographed well, the real person should not be bad."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." I knew it.

Under his strong resistance, Lang Qiao finally failed to get the chance to practice.

Like other young couples, the two ate, drank, wandered around in the shopping mall, and when they were tired from shopping, they found a resting place and sat face to face.

Even if you don't do anything, you won't feel bored.

When I came out of the shopping mall, it was already dark, and the street lights in the whole city were turned on one after another, making the bustling shopping mall entrance even more lively.

Ji Shao was still held by Lang Qiao in one hand, but his heart had already flown out. His eyes were shining brightly on those children's entertainment items, such as small trains, trampolines, carousel...

I like everything, I really want to play with everything.

Lang Qiao walked without looking back, when suddenly he stopped and found that he couldn't move anymore.

She looked back suspiciously, and saw Ji Shaoyi standing still like a telegraph pole, pointing to the children's play area and saying, "I want to play with that."

Well, it looks like a little boy who asks his parents for toys.

And Lang Qiao, a little adult, looked at the children everywhere in the children's play area, and then at his stupid son who was so tall, he just felt...

Very embarrassing.

She didn't say yes or no, she just curled her lips in disgust and said, "Bend down."

Ji Shaoyi bent his legs, squatted down in front of her, looked at her obediently and said, "Can we go play like this?"

Lang Qiao reached out and rubbed his head, and said with a smile: "You are already a big kid, and you will crush all the amusement facilities."

The smile on Ji Shaoyi's face froze instantly, and his mind was full of:? ? ?

After a few seconds of stalemate, he decisively chose to make trouble out of no reason, patted Lang Qiao's hand rubbing his head, walked to the flower bed and sat down in two or three steps.

While hugging her knees with her little hands, she snorted heavily, "If you don't play with me, I won't be leaving today!"

Lang Qiao: "..." Damn it, I really want to hit him.

In the next few minutes, when Lang Qiao called him, he ignored him, and even if he pulled him, he couldn't move.

Seeing that the passers-by couldn't help but look this way, Lang Qiao decisively chose to compromise.

(End of this chapter)