The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 256
Chapter 256
Don't ask, the question is that the little bear doll has been with him for so many years, and he is a little reluctant to give it away.
Ji Shaoyi was originally Tu Yile, and he didn't intend to really bankrupt him, so he nodded very readily, raised his hand and fired a few more shots in a 'bang bang bang'.
Ten balloons were shot quickly.
In the crackling sound of "cracking", the stall owner cleared his throat and shouted loudly: "Okay, let's congratulate this sharpshooter for winning a five-three gift package!"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" God damn five or three gift packages.
He closed himself.
After a lot of tossing and turning, Ji Shaoyi was finally dragged away by Lang Qiao with a self-closing expression, holding the five or three gift packages he won with his strength.
While walking, his voice was muffled, and he said aggrievedly, "Where shall we go next?"
After shopping around all day, Lang Qiao was actually a little tired, so she pointed to the Wusan in his hand, and tentatively said, "Find a room in a hotel, and I'll give you a lecture?"
After all, he won Wusan by virtue of his strength, so it would be a pity if he didn't do it.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn the topic.
But open room or something...it is possible.
When she got tired of lecturing, he would popularize physiological knowledge to her in an all-round way without any dead ends.
Hey hey hey.
With this evil thought in mind, Ji Shaoyi followed Lang Qiao into the car and drove to the hotel without hindrance.
Maybe it's because they have been in business for so long, and they have never seen anyone open a room with a five or three gift package, so much so that the waiter at the front desk couldn't help but look at them more.
After completing the check-in procedures, Ji Shao stretched out his hand and handed the generous five-three gift package to Lang Qiao, then patted her on the head, and said in a brisk tone: "You go up with your things first, and I will go to make it easier for you." Shop for draft paper and pens."
Lang Qiao nodded, and entered the elevator obediently, still wondering: When did Captain Ji become so eager to learn?
Just because of his temperament of playing tricks when he disagreed, she thought he would refuse to listen to her lecture on the grounds that he didn't have a draft paper and a pen...
After swiping the card to enter the room, Lang Qiao opened the set of five and three gift packages, intending to familiarize himself with the question types first, so as not to get stuck when he explained to Ji Shaoyi later.
She neatly tore off the tape on the surface of the box, opened it with full of curiosity, and saw...
Fuck your five or three gift packages.
This is just a packaging box of the same type as the five and three major gift packages. What is inside is not the "Five-Year High School Examination and Three-Year Simulation", but some popular Internet celebrity gifts for girlfriends.
What's even more outrageous is that at the end of the page, Lang Qiao even found a pack of Durex...
When she thought of what she had reviewed all night last night, her face flushed red all of a sudden, and her mind was full of thoughts: Why don't you practice it tonight?
But she is not sure...
She was just about to take out the thing and read the instructions when she heard the doorbell ring.
Ji Shaoyi's smiling voice came in from outside the door, low and deep: "Little Qiao Qiao, be good, open the door~"
While singing, he kept knocking on the door panel repeatedly, every sound seemed to be knocking on the door of her heart.
Lang Qiao: "..." You are the only one who can flirt.
She silently withdrew her hand extended to Durex, ran to the door in two or three steps, unscrewed the door with a 'click', and met the smiling eyes of the man.
Ji Shaoyi leaned on the door frame, like a rich man who came to spoil Canary, looked her over from head to toe, and frowned: "Why don't you wear shoes?"
He stretched out his hand and hugged Lang Qiao, chuckled in her ear, and said teasingly, "Afraid I'm in a hurry?"
Lang Qiao wrapped his hands around his neck, and his legs were wrapped around his waist. The hot air made the base of his ears itchy, and his face became more and more red.
"We may not be able to talk about the topic," she said.
"Oh?" Ji Shaoyi rubbed her cheek affectionately, "Why?"
Lang Qiao pointed to the pile of small Internet celebrities on the bed, and said in a somewhat disappointed tone, "Because this five or three gift package is fake."
Captain Ji managed to be active in his studies, and even came across a fake five or three gift package.
Maybe he, a non-chief, is not worthy of being a top student in his life...
Lang Qiao sighed silently in his heart, just as he was about to speak to comfort him, his lips were sealed.
As soon as Ji Shao hugged her and fell back, the two fell into the soft big bed.
After some entanglement, Lang Qiao heard him laugh lowly, his dark eyes were filled with emotion, she looked at her without blinking and said: "It's okay, we can change our research topic."
Lang Qiao looked at him with dazed eyes, and even his voice became softer than before: "For example?"
Ji Shaoyi: "Human reproduction."
Lang Qiao: "..."
Everything happened so suddenly that she didn't even have time to hide her little book full of knowledge points, when she heard a 'click' sound, and the little book and clothes fell to the floor.
Lang Qiao reached out to pick it up, but Ji Shaoyi was faster than her.
He didn't even need to change his posture, he scooped up the floor with his long hands, and he had already grasped the small notebook full of Lang Qiao's dangerous thoughts.
"Give it to me!" Lang Qiao stretched out his hand to grab it, but because of the natural strength gap between men and women, Ji Shaoyi pinned him down on the bed and couldn't move.
"Falling in love from beginner to proficient..." The moment Ji Shaoyi saw this title, he had already laughed out loud, but he raised his eyebrows and teased her, "What did you write?"
Lang Qiao's toes curled up twice, and he buried his face in the quilt on the spot, so ashamed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground and slip in there.
As long as she pretends to be dead enough, shame and loss will not be able to catch up with her!
Ji Shaoyi casually flipped through two pages, and found...
Xueba takes knowledge seriously beyond his understanding.
Some straight girls, who appear to be innocent on the surface, secretly made a booklet about physiological knowledge, not only with text, but also fucking illustrations.
Some doubtful places were even circled with pens of different colors, saying that you need to practice to know...
After turning over more than ten pages in a row, even Ji Shaoyi felt a little ashamed for no reason.
He pinched Lang Qiao's burning ear, and whispered in her ear with bad intentions: "Do you want to practice it? The team leader of the "Human Reproduction" research team will serve you all the way."
Lang Qiao's voice was muffled and a little flustered: "I, I, I... It seems that I haven't learned it well..."
"It's okay." Ji Shao turned her over as soon as he reached out his hand: "We can gain true knowledge through practice, and make progress together through exploration!"
Lang Qiao: "..." God fucking makes progress together.
That night, she completely grew up.
……
After the Spring Festival, the winter vacation, which was originally thought to be extremely long, seemed to be pressed the accelerator button. In the blink of an eye, there was only a small tail left.
There is another update after midnight, don’t wait~
Lu Meili: I broadcast gymnastics and ask for a fight!
(End of this chapter)
Don't ask, the question is that the little bear doll has been with him for so many years, and he is a little reluctant to give it away.
Ji Shaoyi was originally Tu Yile, and he didn't intend to really bankrupt him, so he nodded very readily, raised his hand and fired a few more shots in a 'bang bang bang'.
Ten balloons were shot quickly.
In the crackling sound of "cracking", the stall owner cleared his throat and shouted loudly: "Okay, let's congratulate this sharpshooter for winning a five-three gift package!"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" God damn five or three gift packages.
He closed himself.
After a lot of tossing and turning, Ji Shaoyi was finally dragged away by Lang Qiao with a self-closing expression, holding the five or three gift packages he won with his strength.
While walking, his voice was muffled, and he said aggrievedly, "Where shall we go next?"
After shopping around all day, Lang Qiao was actually a little tired, so she pointed to the Wusan in his hand, and tentatively said, "Find a room in a hotel, and I'll give you a lecture?"
After all, he won Wusan by virtue of his strength, so it would be a pity if he didn't do it.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn the topic.
But open room or something...it is possible.
When she got tired of lecturing, he would popularize physiological knowledge to her in an all-round way without any dead ends.
Hey hey hey.
With this evil thought in mind, Ji Shaoyi followed Lang Qiao into the car and drove to the hotel without hindrance.
Maybe it's because they have been in business for so long, and they have never seen anyone open a room with a five or three gift package, so much so that the waiter at the front desk couldn't help but look at them more.
After completing the check-in procedures, Ji Shao stretched out his hand and handed the generous five-three gift package to Lang Qiao, then patted her on the head, and said in a brisk tone: "You go up with your things first, and I will go to make it easier for you." Shop for draft paper and pens."
Lang Qiao nodded, and entered the elevator obediently, still wondering: When did Captain Ji become so eager to learn?
Just because of his temperament of playing tricks when he disagreed, she thought he would refuse to listen to her lecture on the grounds that he didn't have a draft paper and a pen...
After swiping the card to enter the room, Lang Qiao opened the set of five and three gift packages, intending to familiarize himself with the question types first, so as not to get stuck when he explained to Ji Shaoyi later.
She neatly tore off the tape on the surface of the box, opened it with full of curiosity, and saw...
Fuck your five or three gift packages.
This is just a packaging box of the same type as the five and three major gift packages. What is inside is not the "Five-Year High School Examination and Three-Year Simulation", but some popular Internet celebrity gifts for girlfriends.
What's even more outrageous is that at the end of the page, Lang Qiao even found a pack of Durex...
When she thought of what she had reviewed all night last night, her face flushed red all of a sudden, and her mind was full of thoughts: Why don't you practice it tonight?
But she is not sure...
She was just about to take out the thing and read the instructions when she heard the doorbell ring.
Ji Shaoyi's smiling voice came in from outside the door, low and deep: "Little Qiao Qiao, be good, open the door~"
While singing, he kept knocking on the door panel repeatedly, every sound seemed to be knocking on the door of her heart.
Lang Qiao: "..." You are the only one who can flirt.
She silently withdrew her hand extended to Durex, ran to the door in two or three steps, unscrewed the door with a 'click', and met the smiling eyes of the man.
Ji Shaoyi leaned on the door frame, like a rich man who came to spoil Canary, looked her over from head to toe, and frowned: "Why don't you wear shoes?"
He stretched out his hand and hugged Lang Qiao, chuckled in her ear, and said teasingly, "Afraid I'm in a hurry?"
Lang Qiao wrapped his hands around his neck, and his legs were wrapped around his waist. The hot air made the base of his ears itchy, and his face became more and more red.
"We may not be able to talk about the topic," she said.
"Oh?" Ji Shaoyi rubbed her cheek affectionately, "Why?"
Lang Qiao pointed to the pile of small Internet celebrities on the bed, and said in a somewhat disappointed tone, "Because this five or three gift package is fake."
Captain Ji managed to be active in his studies, and even came across a fake five or three gift package.
Maybe he, a non-chief, is not worthy of being a top student in his life...
Lang Qiao sighed silently in his heart, just as he was about to speak to comfort him, his lips were sealed.
As soon as Ji Shao hugged her and fell back, the two fell into the soft big bed.
After some entanglement, Lang Qiao heard him laugh lowly, his dark eyes were filled with emotion, she looked at her without blinking and said: "It's okay, we can change our research topic."
Lang Qiao looked at him with dazed eyes, and even his voice became softer than before: "For example?"
Ji Shaoyi: "Human reproduction."
Lang Qiao: "..."
Everything happened so suddenly that she didn't even have time to hide her little book full of knowledge points, when she heard a 'click' sound, and the little book and clothes fell to the floor.
Lang Qiao reached out to pick it up, but Ji Shaoyi was faster than her.
He didn't even need to change his posture, he scooped up the floor with his long hands, and he had already grasped the small notebook full of Lang Qiao's dangerous thoughts.
"Give it to me!" Lang Qiao stretched out his hand to grab it, but because of the natural strength gap between men and women, Ji Shaoyi pinned him down on the bed and couldn't move.
"Falling in love from beginner to proficient..." The moment Ji Shaoyi saw this title, he had already laughed out loud, but he raised his eyebrows and teased her, "What did you write?"
Lang Qiao's toes curled up twice, and he buried his face in the quilt on the spot, so ashamed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground and slip in there.
As long as she pretends to be dead enough, shame and loss will not be able to catch up with her!
Ji Shaoyi casually flipped through two pages, and found...
Xueba takes knowledge seriously beyond his understanding.
Some straight girls, who appear to be innocent on the surface, secretly made a booklet about physiological knowledge, not only with text, but also fucking illustrations.
Some doubtful places were even circled with pens of different colors, saying that you need to practice to know...
After turning over more than ten pages in a row, even Ji Shaoyi felt a little ashamed for no reason.
He pinched Lang Qiao's burning ear, and whispered in her ear with bad intentions: "Do you want to practice it? The team leader of the "Human Reproduction" research team will serve you all the way."
Lang Qiao's voice was muffled and a little flustered: "I, I, I... It seems that I haven't learned it well..."
"It's okay." Ji Shao turned her over as soon as he reached out his hand: "We can gain true knowledge through practice, and make progress together through exploration!"
Lang Qiao: "..." God fucking makes progress together.
That night, she completely grew up.
……
After the Spring Festival, the winter vacation, which was originally thought to be extremely long, seemed to be pressed the accelerator button. In the blink of an eye, there was only a small tail left.
There is another update after midnight, don’t wait~
Lu Meili: I broadcast gymnastics and ask for a fight!
(End of this chapter)
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