The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 265 If I Was a Boss

She was so frightened that she clicked on QQ on the spot and started sending messages to Gu Congxin, seeking help from outside the venue.

[Lang's Temptation: What if I accidentally formed a CP with someone else?Waiting online, very urgent. 】

And Gu Congxin...

[Gu Counselor: [Automatic reply] Don't cue when you're eating chicken. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." Fuck.

She has changed, she is no longer Mr. Lang's little wife who is always on call!

Without the dog-headed army teacher, she could only open the browser silently and began to seek help from sand sculpture netizens.

Q: What should I do if my boyfriend is angry?Waiting online, very urgent.

Netizens answered in various ways, such as being coquettish and cute, kissing and hugging, and accompanying him to do what he loves...

Lang Qiao: "..."

It's okay to be coquettish and cute, she can't hold back this face.

Kissing, hugging, patting, etc... She subconsciously glanced at the two wooden beds of the same style in the student dormitory in the room, her mind was full of: Will it collapse...

It's a shame to say that I collapsed the bed on the first day of joining the team!

As for accompanying him to do what he loves to do, you can think about it.

In view of Captain Ji who tricked her into calling her brother one day and father the next day, and his preferences are extremely uncertain, Lang Qiao decided to send a message first to find out about the situation.

[Steel Concrete: Captain Ji? 】

[Misunderstanding: What?I haven't seen you for a while and miss you again? 】

【Lack of heart and eyes: dead ghost.jpg】

Lang Qiao: "..."

Being harassed every day, she was silent for a moment before mustering up the courage to continue sending messages.

[Steel Concrete: What do you... like to do recently? 】

[Mischievous eyes: Will you accompany me to do whatever you like? 】

Lang Qiao subconsciously nodded, realizing that he couldn't see it at all, and then replied 'hmm'.

The next second she saw...

[Misunderstanding: Love. 】

Lang Qiao: "???"! ! !
this fucking...

So whether she coaxed her or not, she couldn't escape the fate of being trapped?
Then she still doesn't struggle...

In the bathroom, Ji Shaoyi wanted to tease her a little more, but he was caught off guard...

His account was blocked?

Isn't he just flirting with his girlfriend?Who did he provoke?
While cursing the programmer who blocked his account for not being able to find a girlfriend in his life, he switched to WeChat, clicked on Lang Qiao's dialog box, and sent three crying emojis in a row.

[Mischievous eyes and eyes: Mr. Lang, the programmers of Tencent QQ blocked my account because they couldn't understand our beautiful love! 】

Then he saw...

[Steel Concrete: No, I reported you. 】

[Lack of heart and eyes:? ? ? 】

[Steel Concrete: It is illegal to spread obscene and pornographic information through the Internet. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn broke the law.

He was so angry that he clicked into Weibo on the spot, ready to eat melon for a while and have fun.

Otherwise, he was afraid that he would not be able to resist breaking up with her for a few minutes!

Then he saw...

What the hell is the irascible big devil X short-legged little devil high-sweet mixed cut?

Do humanities also fucking fly all over the sky?Or the one with high h?
Even the super talk of the wolf king cult has been built?
As soon as he took a flower bath, his girlfriend already belonged to someone else?

Ji Shao was so angry that he didn't want to break up with her for a few minutes, and wanted to hold her to the Civil Affairs Bureau overnight to register for marriage!

Lang Qiao was wondering why he didn't respond to messages, when he suddenly received a bombardment of messages from him, all of which were about her and the devil's CP.

Lang Qiao: "..."

Before she had time to explain, Ji Shaoyi had already said something first.

[Misunderstanding: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! 】

【Steel Concrete: That's just right, I didn't intend to explain anyway. 】

Because she was already prepared for the storm, wouldn't she just be beaten up?What's the big deal!
After tonight, her man will be a hero again!
Ji Shaoyi, who doesn't know the truth: "..." It hurts my heart, old iron.

[Mischievous eyes: If you want to provoke me on purpose, let me tell you, you succeeded! 】

Having been baptized so many times by his sudden showmanship, Lang Qiao's heart was already at peace.

[Steel Congealer: Oh, then you are a boss. 】

Immediately afterwards, she received a voice, Ji Shaoyi's voice was muffled, with a trace of unspeakable grievance: "If only I were really a bully..."

Maybe it's the sadness that makes people so poetic, so much so that he muttered, and he muttered a modern poem: "If I were a boss, I could drive a private jet all night and take you to an 18-year-old The city where you get married, fill in my name in your spouse column."

"If I were a tyrant, I could lead a group of brothers and break into the Civil Affairs Bureau overnight. If I can't get a marriage certificate, I'll let them all be buried with me!"

"If I were a tyrant, I could bring 100 million in cash, find the wife who wrote fanfiction, give her 100 million, and make her forget that the wolf king is only a wanderer!"

In the end, he sighed: "But I'm nothing, I'm just a poor little guy who doesn't even have a girlfriend to coax me when I'm angry..."

Seeing him getting more and more aggrieved as he spoke, Lang Qiao sighed helplessly, turned on the voice and said, "Didn't you just refuse to listen?"

"Would you stop coaxing me if I don't listen to you?" Ji Shaoyi made a fuss unreasonably and confidently: "If you don't try to coax me, how will you know whether I will listen or not?"

Lang Qiao: "..." So are you listening or not?
She was completely dazed by his logic, and simply changed the subject: "If you don't come out again, you will be marinated by the petals."

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

"I want you to care!" He snorted arrogantly, pulled out the bathrobe and wrapped it around his body, and angrily opened the bathroom door, thinking that if I beat you hard today, you wouldn't know anything It's cruel!

Then he saw that his little girl was leaning against the door of the bathroom, and had been waiting for a long time.

The moment he met his gaze, Lang Qiao straightened up quickly, looked up at him and said, "I don't know how to coax you."

Her hands behind her back were unconsciously entwined, her dark eyes were filled with embarrassment, and her fair cheeks were as if she was drunk, and her face was flushed before she could speak.

Seeing Ji Shaoyi's heart softened in a flash, he wanted to hold her into his arms and hurt her hard.

On the face, he still said calmly: "So?"

"So..." Lang Qiao reached out and hooked his bathrobe belt, and hooked her cherry-colored lips, and said, "If you want to kill or cut, you can do whatever you want."

This sentence was like a spark splashed into the pyre, instantly igniting the fire that he had held back for a long time.

After a silent confrontation for a while, Ji Shaoyi finally chuckled and reached out to hug her.

Lang Qiao took advantage of the situation and hooked his neck, and kissed him as a gesture of affection.

(End of this chapter)