The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 300 Wow Wow Wow Wow

After sliding back and forth several times, Ji Shaoyi finally got up from the swing, stretched out his long hand, and brought Lang Qiao, who had slipped to the bottom, in front of him, and said in a brisk tone to coax children: "Okay, we will I'm going home~"

Lang Xiaofriend Qiao obviously hadn't had enough fun yet. After staring at the slide for a while, she grabbed Ji Shaoyi's arm and shook it: "No."

The soft and waxy tone seemed to be coquettish, and Ji Shaoyi's heart softened when he heard it, so he carried her up the steps again and said, "For the sake of being so cute, let's reward you one more time."

His unconditional pampering made Lang Qiao's eyes light up. After slid from head to tail excitedly, he tilted his head and blinked his big black eyes and said, "I want more!"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." awsl.

The man who tilted his head and acted like a baby today is so cute!
Who the hell can stand it!
So his heart softened, and he patted her little head lovingly and said, "One last time."

Lang Qiao said 'yes', but after using up the last chance, he sat on the ground and refused to get up. His appearance of rolling and rolling was very similar to that of a child begging his parents to buy toys.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." What a crime.

Originally, he wanted to see how charming his husband could be when he was drunk.

But now... just let it be charming, it's true that it's boring.

Who the hell dares to think anything wrong with her acting like a coquettish and cute kid!
He has no special hobbies!

Ji Shaoyi sighed, and squatted in front of the child Lang who was rolling around, trying to reason with her: "Kids must be honest and trustworthy..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Lang Qiao, who had unlocked the skill of being coquettish, fell straight into his arms, rubbing his furry head against his chest, and murmured, "Ah, ah, little one." Brother, please..."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Oops, she has learned my tenth-level babble!
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Under Lang Yingguai Qiao's persuasion, Ji Shaoyi was forced to play with her for a while, before finally leading her towards the base, who was still full of thoughts.

While walking, he educated her: "You can call me whenever you want to play in the future, and you don't need to deliberately suppress yourself."

Lang Qiao shook his head, and said in a muffled voice, "Other kids will laugh at me..."

"Then I'll help you drive away all the kids." Ji Shaoyi said with a smile, "I was very good at fighting when I was young."

Well, the tone was full of pride.

Lang Qiao still shook his head: "This way everyone will know that I like to slide..."

Although she was drunk, she still wanted to save face!
Ji Shaoyi: "Then let's take advantage of the dark night and the wind when there is no one around, and sneak in wearing masks and sunglasses, and I will watch the wind for you!"

"Or..." He paused, the corners of his lips curled up, and a bad idea came to his mind: "Let's make up a ghost story to scare them, so that they don't dare to come here to play!"

As soon as he heard the words 'ghost story', Lang Qiao, who was fearless and fearless, completely stood up. He looked at him with bright eyes and said, "What ghost story?"

As the childhood shadow of the children in the whole community, Ji Shaoyi hardly needs to recall, and the horror stories come from his mouth: "In the children's playground in the community, there is a hungry monster with a pink bowl. It is said that as long as it sees that it wants to eat children, they will bewitch him."

Speaking of this, he deliberately lowered his voice, and said in a nagging tone: "Are you longing for happiness? Do you want to play with me? You..."

"Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang..."

Ji Shaoyi was fascinated by the story, and was startled by the sudden barking of the dog, and said 'shit' on the spot.

Lang Qiao frowned. She felt so uncomfortable when the story was interrupted halfway, so that after two seconds of silence, she went straight to the house where the dog was barking.

A big black wolfhound squatted behind the rusted iron fence. Not only did it not shy away when it heard footsteps, but it barked even more fiercely.

Big wolf dog: "Wow, woof, woof!"

Not only was Lang Qiao not intimidated by its ferocious appearance, but he kicked at the big iron gate, pretending to be fierce: "Shut up!"

The big wolfdog was startled by the creaking fence gate, and immediately barked louder: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Lang Qiao also had to turn up the volume, and said fiercely, "You scared my Captain Ji!"

Big wolf dog: "Wow, woof, woof!"

Lang Qiao didn't care if it understood or not, and continued to reason with it: "I also told his ghost stories to me alone! You are not allowed to eavesdrop!"

Big wolf dog: "Wow woof woof woof!"

Lang Qiao: "If you don't allow it, you don't allow it! It's useless even if you call!"

Big wolf dog: "Wow, woof, woof!"

Lang Qiao: "Are you scolding again?"

And Ji Shaoyi: "..." awsl.

Is this the fucking possessiveness of the legendary overbearing president?
Loved it.

Seeing that his boss was about to bite the dog if he disagreed with him, he stepped forward dumbfounded, and the first thing he said was to persuade a veteran: "Damn, everyone, calm down, calm down."

As soon as Lang Qiao saw him coming, he blinked his big black eyes and complained, "It eavesdropped on us telling stories!"

The voice was muffled, not to mention how aggrieved it was.

Ji Shaoyi rubbed her head, feeling sweet and helpless in his heart, so he could only coax her with a smile and say, "Hey, it can't understand us humans."

"Then won't it understand when I scold it?" Lang Qiao asked.

"That's right." Ji Shao nodded, and just wanted to say forget it, we don't have the same knowledge as dogs, but we saw...

Lang Qiao nodded half-understood, and started a new round of theory towards the big wolfhound.

What's even more outrageous is that the fucking dog language is used.

Lang Qiao: "Wow woof woof!"

The big wolfdog was taken aback by her scolding, and immediately scolded back unconvinced: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

When Lang Qiao heard this, the good guy dared to talk back, and immediately yelled harder: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Big wolf dog: "Wow, woof, woof!"

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

Seeing that Lang Qiao's damn desire to win was about to be aroused, Ji Shaoyi hurriedly pulled her hat and said, "Hey, go back when you've scolded enough."

If you continue to scold like this, it is estimated that the residents inside will call the police.

"I don't!" Lang Qiao's counterfeit wine was obviously on his head, and he gave another frantic output to the big wolfhound: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Just kidding, she was never afraid when she was chased and killed by the four tough men of the enemy, let alone a mere silly dog?
She, Lang Qiao, is going to knock this silly dog ​​speechless today, and she will take a detour when she sees her and Captain Ji in the community from now on!

Ji Shaoyi's temples bulged when she called her, and he rubbed his brows helplessly and said, "Aren't you going?"

"Don't go!" Lang Qiao was very firm.

(End of this chapter)