The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 334 I Want To Marry Myself

Chapter 334 I Want To Marry Myself
The person in charge of the interview was a young lady with a very sweet smile: "Hello, all the special forces on the scene and in front of the screen, and welcome to the post-match interview session."

"The ones standing next to me are the members of the GNM team, the champion team of this year's PDL Spring Championship." The hostess said, turning her head to look at them: "Welcome, let's say hello to everyone."

Ji Shaoyi's team uniform jacket was half open, and his hairstyle was a little messed up by wearing headphones all night. There were even a few strands of dull hair on the top of his head that stubbornly curled up, but it didn't affect his handsome (coquettish) spirit at all. .

With a smile on his lips, and a lazy tone, he said casually, "Hello everyone, I am Ji Shaoyi, the captain of the GNM team. Just don't call me Ji Shao."

The broadcast room suddenly boiled.

[Ah ah ah my husband! 】

[Okay Ji Fei Chief, no problem Ji Fei Chief. 】

[Ah, why is this dog man so handsome with his hair messed up like a chicken coop?Mom, I want to marry him! 】

[I suspect that his good looks are all due to luck, but I have no proof! 】

Amidst the crowing of a group of dogs, the live broadcast camera slowly moved to Lang Qiao.

Against the backdrop of the tall and long-legged Ji Shaoyi, Lang Qiao looked more like a child who stole an adult's clothes and then mixed into the crowd.

With a blushing face, she tried her best to search her language library for a long time, but she couldn't find a decent opening line, so she simply gave up the introduction and pretended to be calm and said two words: "Lang Qiao."

There was another burst of squeaking in the barrage.

[Ah, ah, ah, my wife, you introduce me, why are you blushing? 】

[Hahahaha, Miss Lang, why are you so fat?Show off your one-on-four momentum in the arena! 】

[It's useless, with Sister Lang's height and appearance, even if she stepped on me and said that my mother is going to blow your dog's head off today, I would still think she is being cute! 】

[Compared to Ji Shao's coquettish speech, Sister Lang looks like a straight man of steel. 】

Gatling: "Hello everyone! I am the deputy assaulter of the GNM team, Gatling with a mouth faster than a submachine gun!"

Wait for me: "Wait for me."

After saying hello to everyone in turn, the hostess lady started to work, and looked at Ji Shao with a smile: "I just noticed that the moment our Ji Shao spoke, there were countless girls in the live broadcast room, including those in the audience. Calling for husband loudly, and scrambling to marry you, do you have anything to say about this?"

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar from the audience.

"Ah, ah, don't hesitate, husband, of course you choose to promise me!"

"Ahhh, the hostess is too good, isn't she? I love it."

"Husband, don't run away, please face up to our infinite love for you!"

"Sisters are doing a lot of work, I want to see Ji Shao blush in my lifetime!"

After a while of confusion, it was not known who took the lead in the audience, and the wives of Ji called out their husbands in unison, louder and more neatly.

Hearing Ji Shao's scalp tingling for a while, he just felt that the scene was once like a large-scale forced marriage scene, and the girls in the audience who called him husband were his seven aunts and eight aunts.

He took a peek at Lang Qiao next to him, and after making sure that she was in a very stable mood, that her expression was normal, and that her acid-base balance was perfect, he said politely but without embarrassment: "This shows that they are very discerning, after all."

He paused, and then said shamelessly, "Even I want to marry myself."

It is impossible to blush, it is impossible to blush in this life.

Being ridiculed by him in a humorous and witty way, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahahahaha, the most regrettable thing in Ji Shao's life is not being able to kiss his handsome face?"

"Bah, shameless!"

"Honey, I've touched your face!"

Even the hostess could not help laughing and said: "Among the many players I have interviewed, Ji Shao may not have the best skills, but he must be the thickest-skinned."

And Ji Shaoyi: "No, my skills are also very good."

The live broadcast room suddenly became a sea of ​​yellow.

[? ? ?Help me see if I'm still pure white? 】

【I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof! 】

[Ji Shao: Men can't say no! 】

[Damn it, the wheel is pressing on my face! 】

Seeing that the scene was about to develop in a direction that could not pass the trial, the host immediately braked and changed the subject: "I believe many of us have noticed that Ji Shao and Lang's Temptation players often use various unpopular weapons in the arena, and No matter what kind of weapons are in your hands, they are easy to control, have you specially trained on cold weapons in private?"

"No." Ji Shaoyi shook his head, and his smile gradually became bitter: "The main reason is that this is a game of luck, but I am a non-chief. Rather than hoping for luck, I pray that I will pick up a handful on the ground." Guns, I prefer to pick up what I have, after a long time, any weapon can be a good gun in my hands.”

Having said that, he sighed and said helplessly, "And it's useless for me to pray."

"You're talking nonsense!" Gatling jumped out to retort, "It's obviously because you have to use your hair to change every time you ask for the circle of destiny. Where do adults get their hair?"

"What's the use without hair?" Ji Shao gave him a white look: "Could it be love?"

He couldn't bear to trade a life of being single for a destiny circle or something!

"What else?" Gatlin said with a straight face: "I and I don't know how many times we have exchanged our marriages for the circle of destiny, but you are the only one who exchanges Tian Luo's hair every day!"

Wait for me: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense."

Gatlin has no intention of marriage and just wants to advance, he still wants sweet love.

[Hahahaha, Gatling is too real! 】

【Shock!The truth about Ji Shaofei turned out to be that every time he exchanged his hair for the circle of destiny, adults had no hair at all! 】

[Ah, ah, Ji Shaoyi, I'm going to kill you!No wonder my hair loss has been getting worse lately! 】

Well, this is Tian Luo who is innocently shot while watching a live broadcast.

Seeing that these people were about to fight over the issue of baldness, the host hurriedly controlled the scene and said, "The next question is for our Miss Lang's Temptation."

The first time he was born, the second time he was acquainted, the gentlemen in the audience began to boo again.

Whistling loudly: "Wife! Wife! Wife!"

Lang Qiao's face turned completely red in an instant, but the fans in the audience became even more agitated, and even sang "The Temptation of Lang" loudly.

"Ah~ my lady~"

"Aha~"

"You will not get hurt~"

The scene was once lively like a large disco dance scene.

And amidst the booing singing, Ji Shao picked up Lang Qiao's back collar and carried him behind him, and said with a helpless smile: "Can you be more reserved like me?"

"Our goddess will be ashamed again."

(End of this chapter)

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