The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 350
[Gu Counselor: People with long hands and long legs are the most annoying! 】

Ye Yu, who was on the other side of the network cable, glanced at her long hands and legs, and sent three question marks with a guilty face.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur:? ? ? 】

It was only after Gu Congxin sent out the news that she complained that she suddenly realized that her boss is also a boy, and he might also be born with long hands and legs, handsome and dignified.

Out of curiosity, she couldn't help asking another question.

[Gu Tongsong: Do you have long legs? 】

Although it is annoying for Ji Shaoyi to bully her with her long hands and long legs, she still likes long-legged Ouba!
But Ye Yu, who was on the other side of the network cable, couldn't figure out what she was thinking at all. He first said that he hated people with long hands and long legs, and then asked him if his legs were long. How would he answer?

He didn't want to be hated by her inexplicably, and he didn't want to give her the first impression of short legs, so he could only be vague.

【Ye Yu is not an amateur: It should be long.】

Gu Congxin: "." I don't know why, but I always feel that the word 'ba' at the end of the boss is full of guilt.

[Gu Tongsong: How long is it? 】

Ye Yu: "???"

I always feel that my masculinity has been questioned.

So he snorted coldly and said something.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur: you try after meeting? 】

Gu Congxin: "???" Are you fucking prosthetic?Can you take it off and give it a try?

After the slander was over, she felt that the big brother's joke was a bit wrong, and then contacted her above who was like a tiger and wolf
Suddenly, the heat on Gu Congxin's face spread from his neck to his ears, causing Lang Qiao, who was sitting next to him to pet the cat, to glance at her suspiciously and ask, "What's wrong with your face?"

After knowing each other for so many years, she has only seen Gu Congxin, the old driver, use the art of language to make others blush, but she has never seen others make Gu Congxin blush, so she didn't dare to think about it at all. .

"No, nothing." Gu Cong moved to the corner of the sofa guiltily, "Maybe it's too hot."

Some people look calm on the surface, but their hearts are already turbulent, and the bullet screens in their heads are full of words: I suspect that the boss is driving, but I dare not say so!
Everyone wants to present their best self in front of the person they like, and Gu Congxin is the same.

At present, she only wants to be a gentle, well-behaved, considerate, innocent, pure and flawless little fairy in front of the boss, omitting countless disgusting adjectives below.

I don't want to be an old driver who compares the speed with the boss!
Before she could pretend to be stupid innocently, Ye Yu took the initiative to expose the embarrassing topic.

【Ye Yu is not an amateur: Just kidding. 】

Before Gu Congxin could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw him add another sentence secretly.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur: I haven't measured how long it is, but it is true that it is enough for you to play for a year. 】

"Cough, cough, cough..." Gu Congxin choked on her own saliva, and while waving for Lang Qiao to hand her water, she crazily brainwashed herself: he said legs, he said legs, he said legs leg……

Don't think wrong, don't think wrong, don't think wrong...

After taking several sips of water, Gu Congxin finally let go of the breath, and ended the conversation hastily with the words "I'm going to cook, bye bye big brother".

Otherwise, she was afraid that if she couldn't hold it back, she would tear off her pure coat and go on a drag racing trip with the boss.

It's fine if she loses, but if she wins, won't the boss lose face?

She is not cowardly, she is clearly taking care of the man's dignity of the boss!
After finding a perfect excuse for herself, Gu Congxin resolutely put down her phone and went into the kitchen to cook.

With the help of Gatlin and I, Gu Congxin quickly made four dishes and one soup.

This group of people had already chatted enthusiastically among all the vicious people during the holidays, and it was not awkward to meet each other. Instead, they were like old friends who had known each other for many years, crowded together and noisy, like a nest of small children fighting for food sparrow.

Gatlin was not active in choosing dishes, but he was not ashamed of his weight when he ate, and even faced Gu Congxin's doubts, he had a confident face: "Although I didn't choose a few dishes, I waited for a lot of choices! What’s mine is mine, what’s mine is still mine, I eat what I choose, is there a problem?”

Gu Congxin suddenly had an expression of 'knocked down' again, and said with a smile on his face: "There is no problem at all, it's just that you should remember to fulfill your obligations while enjoying the shared property~"

Wait for me: "..." Who am I?where am I?Why did she turn on the loving mode again after eating half of the meal?

Blinded by the 'Holy Light of Mother's Love', I was just about to turn around and ask Lang Qiao what happened to her best friend when someone tapped the back of my hand with chopsticks.

Ji Shaoyi kept a serious face, and said fiercely: "You are not allowed to whisper while eating."

Looks like a schoolboy in charge of discipline.

Don't ask, if you ask, your wife is unhappy when someone hugs her.

Wait for me: "..." Who am I?where am I?Is it still too late for me to apply for a transfer?My teammates are so weird!

Before he could figure out what was so strange about his teammates, someone rang the doorbell.

Waiting, tool man, sitting opposite the door, I subconsciously got up and opened the door, and saw...

Standing at the door was a middle-aged man in a navy blue Taoist robe. His frantic mid-length hair was coquettishly permed into wavy curls, and it was draped over his shoulders like seaweed. What did you install.

Before I could speak, he waved the fortune-telling banner in his hand first and said, "Excuse me, is this the base of the entire villain team?"

When I looked at the words 'ask for divination and divination' printed on the fortune-telling banner, I subconsciously said: "Master, we don't count divination."

In the next second, he saw the master quickly turn over the fortune-telling banner in his hand, and it read: professional film.

Wait for me: "???" These days, are fortune tellers so versatile?

Although a little surprised, he still said in a gentle voice, "No film."

"What about appliance repairs?"

Wait for me to shake my head.

"Funeral marriage?"

Wait for me to continue shaking my head.

"Not even scraps to sell?"

When I nodded, I was about to say politely and elegantly, "Please go back", when I heard him say in a very unusual way: "It's okay, I'm not here for business anyway."

After successfully knocking me out, the master who was written all over his body flicked his hair and said in a frightening way: "Hello, my name is Shi Bai, and I am the future of your team." manager and the father of your Coach Cheng."

Looking at his 'naturally unrestrained love of freedom' look, I fell into deep thought again: Who am I?where am I?Why are the members of our team becoming more and more strange?

For a moment, he felt that the group name of their team should not be called the gathering place of all villains, but should be changed to: Monsters and ghosts, leave quickly...

(End of this chapter)