The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 39 The Human Confusion Award
[Steel Concrete: Will you finally admit it?Ok? 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Oops, I accidentally got tricked.

What's even more frightening is that not only did he not feel ashamed at all, but he also felt that... the black-bellied Brother Lang today is damn cute!

Some people loosen up as they walk, and some people get used to their vests falling off.

After the little vest was ruthlessly dismantled, the guilty Ji Shaoyi resolutely chose to play dead, and silently rolled away to play games with his little vest scattered all over the floor.

After a game, he took out his small notebook and started writing today's "Handsome Self-Cultivation".

[Today, what date and date do you love, what kind of weather you like, because none of these are important!The important thing is that the widow publicized the relationship with Lang Qing and was afraid of being beaten, so he deliberately changed into a small vest that his own mother would not recognize, but Lang Qing saw it right away. Maybe this is love. (It's all my fault that this damn handsome guy is so damn good)
Finally, I am really happy today (if I hadn’t been deceived by Lang Qing first and then killed the exposed corpse wilderness.)]

After reading it through, Ji Shaoyi closed his notebook with satisfaction and went to bed.

On the other side, Lang Qiao, who hadn't gotten an answer for a long time, sneered, only thinking that he had acquiesced.

She gritted her teeth and quit the game, and decided to block this idiot from now on and break with him once and for all.

She flicked her finger on the screen of the mobile phone, and clicked on the data card of the classmate who is lacking in heart and eyes. Just as she was about to blacklist him, she saw from the corner of her eye that a few hours ago, his QQ space seemed to be updated again... …

And the updated title is: Awei Mass Burial Mound!I can suck ten bald cats like this in one go!
Lang Qiao: "!!!"

Although a certain dog who can't do anything, the No. 1 demon deserves to be beaten, but his QQ dynamics are really delicious!
Cats are innocent!

In this way, Lang, who was addicted to cats, failed to control his claws again and embarked on the road of crime.

By the time she came out of someone's space refreshed, she had completely forgotten what she was going to do in the first place.

……

Early the next morning, Ji Shaoyi was awakened by the crowing of chickens in the dormitory.

Yes, you read that right, other college students secretly kept cats, dogs and rabbits in the dormitory, but Ji Shaoyi and the others secretly raised chickens in the dormitory.

Jinhua University's dormitory is a four-person room. Besides Tian Luo, Ji Shaoyi has two roommates.

If we quote Mr. Lu Xun's classic sentence pattern to describe them, it would probably be: I have two roommates, one is a sand sculpture and the other is also a sand sculpture.

Among them, the name of Sand Sculpture No. [-] is Xue Zhe. This guy is simply the desperate Saburo of the e-sports academy. He wakes up earlier than chickens and sleeps later than dogs every day, and the library, classrooms, cafeterias, and dormitories are four points one line. It's been a month since school started, and Ji Shao saw him very few times.

If it weren't for sitting in the same classroom in class, Ji Shaoyi suspected that he might not know what the bed next to him looked like for four years in college.

And this Xue Zhe is just showing off, studying so hard, and the entrance score is still the bottom one.

Ji Shaoyi, who is ranked second to last, has suspected more than once that he is a game black hole who was transferred...

And he studied so hard probably to get a top score in the exam and change his major next semester.

Playing a good game, not playing, crying and shouting to study in other majors... Tsk, taste it, taste it carefully.

And Sand Sculpture No. [-] is called Xi Shu, a fat man with a meek personality and an extremely long reflex arc.This guy has no other hobbies, but the thief likes to mess around with small animals, so much so that he bought a fluffy little yellow chicken and a fluffy little yellow duck from the university city on the first day of school, calling them pet chickens and pets. Ducks have short legs and don't grow big.

Fortunately, the space in their dormitory is large enough. Ji Shaoyi is a slut with broken legs, and he doesn't like to interfere with other people's freedom. After crying and asking for their consent, Xi Shu put the chicken and duck Secretly raised on the balcony.

But what Ji Shaoyi never expected was that the chick and duckling were just the beginning.

After consulting multiple sources, Xi Shu learned that chickens and ducklings are better off eating live worms than feed, so he is happy to be a father, relying on his fatherly love and bravery, in the dark and windy place where no one is around. At that time, he slipped out of the dormitory with a shovel on his shoulder.

Those who knew that he went to the school flower bed to secretly dig soil, those who didn't know thought he was going to bury people.

On the second day after the soil was stolen, Xi Shu bought a batch of live earthworms from a certain treasure, and raised a pot full of them.

The chicken problem was solved, but the duckling still had to swim, so this guy built a big fish tank again, and let the duckling swim twice in the water if there was nothing to do.

As a thrifty housekeeper, he was not even willing to throw away the droppings of chickens and ducks. Instead, he bought cabbage seeds and scattered them on the balcony. The droppings of chickens and ducks are the best nourishment for them.

In just one month, Ji Shaoyi witnessed the whole process of a farm from scratch, and felt from the bottom of his heart: Xi Shu is a fucking talent, it would be a pity not to learn how to care for sows after delivery!

And Xi Shu himself said: I just didn't have enough points, so I was transferred from the postpartum care of sows...

A more miserable chicken crow interrupted Ji Shaoyi's thoughts, making him curse Xi Shu in his heart, while quickly getting dressed and getting out of bed.

I went to the balcony and opened the chicken coop to take a look. The little yellow chicken that was fluffy a month ago is now covered with white feathers, fat and fat...it looks delicious.

And the little duck that was able to swim around in the fish tank a month ago has already lost its yellow hair. It was fat and strong after being fed by Xi Shu's own father. It must be delicious to make roast duck.

While drooling wildly at them, Ji Shaoyi secretly rejoiced in his heart: Fortunately, Xi Shu has no plans to raise a pet pig. If that thing grows up, they will probably finish playing with the entire dormitory...

He was staring at the fat chicken in a daze, when suddenly there was a rustling sound behind him.

Ji Shaoyi looked back in a daze, and met Xi Shu's gratified fat face, which shocked him so much that he almost collapsed on the ground: "Damn it, you..."

"Shh." Xi Shu made a 'shh' gesture, his face was flushed with excitement, and he asked him with tears in his eyes: "Did you hear that? Chirp, it crows! It's worth raising it for nothing." After so many days, Jiujiu has grown up and can be used as an alarm clock to wake up Dad..."

Ji Shaoyi: "???" Human Behavior Behavior Award.

Xi Shu was so excited that he hugged Jiujiu and talked for a long time. The scene was so sensational that Ji Shaoyi almost thought that he had won the Best Chicken Raising Award of Jinhua University of the Year.

And Jiujiu seemed to have understood his father's praise, and crowed harder, fluttering his wings while beating, making Ji Shaoyi's face messy, and his nose was full of its intoxicating underarm fragrance.

　I saw a cute question about the game part, so I will explain it here. Currently, PUBG does not have national servers, only Asian servers, American servers, etc., and the game ID can only be in English or characters. I am here for everyone The sense of substitution is stronger, the reading is more convenient, and it’s a little overhead. It’s set to PUBG and it’s out of the national server. I don’t mean to disrespect the game at all. I just make some reasonable changes for the plot of the novel. It’s the first time I’m writing a chicken-eating article. Experience, please bear with me.

　　Fiction comes from life and is higher than life, just like the entire universe of Marvel movies speaks English, everyone just enjoys watching it, and there is no need to be too serious.

　　As for the problem that the teammate ID is in the lower left corner, I was negligent, and it has been revised. Thank you, cute, for reminding, refill.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)