The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 67
Lang Qiao gave this blind man a make-up lesson with a blank expression: "Yes, yes, but you will have to eat in prison for the next few years."

"So serious?" Gu Congxin clicked his lips in surprise, "I thought killing a dog was not illegal..."

Lang Qiao nodded and said coldly, "So, we only need to injure him slightly."

When it was said that there was going to be a fight, Gu Congxin, who had never fought since childhood, was so excited that his eyes lit up, and he said eagerly, "It's easy to say, whether to remove the arms or the legs, it all depends on what the elder brother says."

Ji Shaoyi, who had been arranged clearly for no reason: "???"

"No, did you ask me for my opinion before you unloaded your arms and legs?" He crossed his arms and leaned lazily against the wall, his chin slightly raised with a bit of arrogance: "I'm afraid I will scare you if I say it." , I have been a school bully since kindergarten."

Lang Qiao said 'oh' indifferently, not in the mood to listen to his bragging at all, she walked up to him in two or three steps, played with the hammer in her hand and said, "I don't care who you are? Lend me your phone?"

Judging by her skillful posture, it is estimated that the protection fee was not missed when she was in elementary school.

And Ji Shaoyi was not easy to get along with. Before Lang Qiao's door was locked, he was submissive, and after Lang Qiao's door was locked, he punched hard.

No way, who let this damn handsome guy have a mobile phone?
He snorted coldly, looked at her with a teasing face and said, "Is this your attitude of begging for help?"

Lang Qiao: "..." Is this the legendary reincarnation?

Fuck, if she knew there would be such a day, she would not be so pushy.

And Ji Shaoyi's soul torture is still going on, and he even imitated her appearance perfectly: "If I remember correctly, you broke up with me a few minutes ago and never saw you again?"

Lang Qiao: "..." Is it too late for me to take it back now?
"And I don't seem to have told you that I've moved, have I?" Ji Shaoyi rubbed his chin, and the smile on his lips gradually became presumptuous: "What made you rush to visit before you received the invitation?"

Lang Qiao: "..." He came after smelling the foul smell.

As he spoke, he clicked his tongue meaningfully, and his smile became more perverted: "You came here in the middle of the night with a murder weapon, didn't you want to break in and rob the house?"

Lang Qiao: "..." Don't stop me, watch me kill this bastard!
Ji Shao only felt his chin get cold, and when he lowered his eyes, he saw Lang Qiao holding his chin with the handle of a hammer, and put his other hand coolly in his pocket, and squinted at him and said, "Are you finished?"

It was obviously a domineering posture and a threatening tone, but somehow made him feel that he was being molested.

Ji Shao couldn't help but stagnate as soon as he breathed, but he still said coldly: "There is one more thing."

Lang Qiao lifted his chin, and said impatiently: "Fart if you have any."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." To be honest, it's the first time I've grown up and asked for help.

I think you can just pull it, it's not because I like you.

"You can borrow your phone if you want, but you have to promise me one condition."

As soon as Lang Qiao said this, Gu Congxin quit before Lang Qiao said yes, "Lang Jun! You can't promise him!"

Who knows if this damn gay will take the opportunity to blackmail them!At worst, they sit at the door all night, and the next day, when the property manager goes to work, go to the property manager to get a spare key!
"What's the matter with you?" Lang Qiao rolled his eyes at the crying Gu Congxin, and asked him without hesitation, "What conditions?"

Just as Gu Congxin didn't want to watch her jump into the fire pit, she didn't want Gu Congxin to live a hard life with her on the streets because of her greed for life and fear of death, even for a night.

A real hunk never makes his woman cry, she is ready to meet all kinds of perverted demands from him of humiliating power and humiliating the country!

Ji Shaoyi didn't know that she had such a rich inner drama, so he reached out and touched her forehead, raised the corners of his lips in her astonished eyes, and said with a smile in his eyes: "From now on, before you suck cats, don't give them to me. Issue tickets."

God knows that his nerves are almost weakened these days.

With a bang, the hammer in Lang Qiao's hand fell to the ground, and he looked at him in disbelief and said, "So... I am one of my own?"

Ji Shaoyi: "???" Really?There is such a good thing?

He tried his best to tease him every day but couldn't get it. Just because his mother canceled a ticket casually for the sake of physical and mental health, she became his own?

Ji Shaoyi was almost moved to tears, is this the legendary planting of flowers on purpose but not blooming, but unintentionally planting willows and willows to make shade?
He reached out and rubbed her head, nodded and said, "Yes, sir."

Different from Gu Congxin's funny voice, his voice of "Lang Jun" is gentle and tender, like a drop of cold water falling into a boiling oil pan, causing Lang Qiao's hot blood to rush to his face in just a split second. Her face flushed completely.

With her heart beating so fast, she completely ignored someone and took the opportunity to touch her head, and even stuttered when she spoke: "You, why are you yelling?"

"It's already said that it's my own. If you don't call it Mr. Lang, what's it called?" Ji Shaoyi casually picked up the hammer she threw on the ground, and called each other more intimately: "Lang Lang? Qiao Qiao?"

Every time he yelled, Lang Qiao's face became hotter.

As the leader among straight girls of steel, all the boys she knew in the first ten years of her life were her brothers, and no one dared to call them that if they borrowed ten of their guts!

Therefore, her resilience in this area is almost zero...

Lang Qiao covered his blushing face with both hands, and after holding it in for a few minutes, he said, "Shut up and call Dad!"

She even jumped up and slapped Ji Shao one by one in order to show her aura as a father.

The slap was neither light nor heavy, and happened to land on his left atrium.

Ji Shaoyi's heartbeat suddenly stagnated, and even the blood bar was cleared. His mind was full of: awsl, is this the legendary me jumping up and hitting your knee?
Today's blushing man is also so cute!
Regardless of whether he wanted it or not, he stretched out his hand and carried Lang Qiao into the room, and at the same time said to Gu Congxin who was squatting in the corner dumbfounded: "Come in first, it's cold outside."

Gu Congxin: "..." Who am I?where am I?what happened?
These two people were still staging a bloody catching scene one second, and pink bubbles suddenly popped up the next second?
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Until he floated into the house, Gu Congxin was still trying to wake up the demented Lang Qiao, and whispered in Lang Qiao's ear: "Lang Jun, he is gay, he is gay, he is gay..."

And her husband blushed, and warned her solemnly: "Count me, don't speak ill of my son in front of me."

Gu Congxin: "..." Harm your son?Do you dare to take off the blush on your face before saying this?

And Ji Shaoyi: "???" What the hell?After working together for a long time, you still want to be my father?
　Emmm, as soon as I wrote about Lang Jun, I automatically thought about Hu Shiniang, a legend about martial arts.

　　Lang Jun~ Are you hungry, panic, bae, oh, hey, hey~ If you are hungry, please tell Ten Niang, Ten Niang, I will make noodle soup for you~

　　
　
(End of this chapter)