The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 9 The handsome self-cultivation
After all, he has loved everything except studying since he was a child, and he has never seen him develop any hobby for a long time. Li Jinxi feels that when he is over enthusiastic, he will forget about it.

Since then, Ji Shaoyi did not mention playing games again, and did take the Jinhua University entrance examination according to her requirements, but his major was e-sports.

When the admission notice came out, Li Jinxi truly experienced one second of heaven and the next second of hell, and was almost so angry that he entered menopause early.

But since she was a child, she taught Ji Shaoyi to be honest and trustworthy. Of course, she would set an example, and get angry when she was angry, and finally let him go.

Thinking of Li Jinxi's expression when he read the admission notice, Ji Shaoyi couldn't help laughing, and finally moved his fingers to give this post a thumbs up.

Then he took out his account book... Ah no, the hand account book, and started today's vengeance.

[September...what the fuck is it today?whatever.

It's hot today, and I've been condemned by God again. The four consecutive Solo championships were also snatched by a dog man named Lang の Temptation.Rejecting the king's friend request and calling him a pervert!The king was very disappointed with him.

Eunuch Tian was not only not at all relieved when he heard about this, but also scolded the king for being shameless and punished him to face the pitch-black hut alone tonight.

The worst one is the Empress Dowager Jinxi. This king has reason to suspect that this poor study is due to feces getting into his head when he was young, or he was kicked stupid by a donkey, or he was demented by dark cooking poison... …

All in all, I'm really happy today. 】

After finishing writing, he silently crossed out the last sentence, and added a sentence next to it: I lied to myself.

Then he read it through, and closed his small book with satisfaction. On the cover of the book, there were a few big characters printed in flamboyant colors: handsome self-cultivation.

……

Ji Shaoyi didn't sleep well that night, even in his dream someone pointed at him and asked: Ji Shaoyi, have you been shot in the head again?

And he really opened his eyes and replied: How can you be so innocent...

And then he seemed to have time-traveled into the game again, wearing a pink skirt, no matter where he hid, someone would shoot him in the head...

He ran desperately and hid desperately, but on the way to escape, he stepped into a cesspit, finally climbed up, and another donkey came in front of him...

Even when he wanted to call for help, he found that his voice suddenly changed...

Ji Shaoyi opened his eyes suddenly, and his whole body was startled awake. He touched the sweat on his head, and thought to himself: It's great, a new day starts from being woken up by a nightmare.

I don't know what evil he did, as soon as he closed his eyes, he could seamlessly connect with the dream just now. After being woken up three times in a row, Ji Shaoyi gave up.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Tian Luo floated out of bed with his chicken coop on his head like a wandering ghost, and he floated to Ji Shaoyi's bed and pulled the curtain abruptly. Just as he was about to shout "Boss is up", he was surprised to find that the bed was empty .

After waking up, his mind was still not very bright. After touching the bed twice in a daze, he slapped himself with a backhand, and muttered: "Am I dreaming? The boss disappeared..."

Immediately afterwards, a gloomy voice sounded from behind him: "Hi~ are you looking for me?"

Looking back, Tian Luo saw Ji Shaoyi sitting on a chair dressed like a dog, and the two bruises in front of him didn't affect his appearance much.

"Fuck!" Tian Luo's expression looked like he saw a ghost: "You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you wake up so early?"

You know, Ji Shaoyi, who has difficulty getting up, is usually forcibly dragged out of bed by him.

Ji Shaoyi, a man with the burden of an idol, has no face to say that he was awakened by a nightmare, so he just picked up a bag of breakfast and handed it to him. The gay man said in a gay voice, "What? I can't do it for my legendary little boy." Will my wife buy breakfast?"

Tian Luo: "???" No?Which song did your old man sing today?
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Seeing that he didn't take the show, Ji Shaoyi frowned, deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Huh?"

Tian Luo: "..." awsl, is this the legendary cello-like timbre?
He took the breakfast tremblingly, flattered and said: "Don't, don't tease me."

Ji Shaoyi: "???"

Tian Luo: "You have to be responsible, and I just don't want to fight anymore."

Ji Shao took a look at his chicken coop head, then glanced at the brown unidentified object in the corner of his eye, and said indifferently: "Ugly refusal."

While Tian Luo was brushing his teeth, washing his face and eating breakfast, Ji Shao began to tell him that he lay in bed thinking hard about his "revenge" plan all morning.

He solemnly cleared his throat, with a serious expression, even the two smears of blue and black in front of his eyes showed a taste of being "emptied by Lang's temptation", and he opened his mouth with an explosive start: "I'm going to find 1 in the game. gone."

"Pfft——" Tian Luo just took a sip of milk and sprayed it. He didn't even bother to wipe his face. He coughed violently for a while, his face turned red, and he managed to utter a few broken syllables: "Ahem... You... you..."

Ji Shaoyi straightened his back twice for him, and said with a sad face: "You don't have to be so anxious to persuade me, I have made up my mind."

Tian Luo, who was coughing continuously: "..." Who the hell wants to persuade you? Hey!I was scared by you, okay?Dare your drama be as little as your luck?

As a result of being choked hard, Tian Luo coughed until his cheeks were flushed and his eyes were filled with tears. Watching Ji Shaoyi suddenly became more dramatic, and said with a complicated expression: "You don't have to feel that your status is threatened, because even Without him, I wouldn't be looking for you."

Tian Luo: "..." This is a bit heartbreaking, hey!You are not like this in fanfiction!

"I've thought about it for a long time, and I think Lang's Temptation should be a straight man of steel." Relying on Tian Luo's inability to speak, Ji Shaoyi began his analysis: "From the tenth-level babble he faced me last night, he still can't speak." Judging from his undisturbed performance, his straightness is still at the level of reinforced concrete."

Tian Luo spread his hands towards him, with words written all over his face: So what?What does this have to do with finding 1 in the game?
"What do straight men love since ancient times?" Ji Shaoyi asked without answering.

"Lolita." Tian Luo subconsciously opened her mouth, and then found that she could speak.

"That's right." Ji Shaoyi sneered, feeling that his strategy was extremely clever: "Yesterday's me he refused to apply, and today's me will pretend to be a loli."

"After a meal of being coquettish and cute, let's keep him from being fascinated by me, let alone participate in another weekend singles match, I can't wait to give it to me."

"Then you will defeat him in next week's singles match, and regain your dignity as a human being?" Tian Luo understood his logic in an instant, and couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Isn't this trick a bit of a loss? What if the opponent He's an innocent little pussy, wouldn't you just give me a good first love?"

(End of this chapter)