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Chapter 24 You Are Exaggerating
Chapter 24 You Are Exaggerating
"Master, you are exaggerating!" Xiao Taotao never expected Xiao Baoer to be such a master.
"Oh, you don't understand! There was no entertainment in ancient times, so you can only entertain yourself!" Xiao Baoer replied, then got up, picked up the stool and ran towards the door.
"Damn little thief, let you steal my things, let you steal my things!" Xiao Bao'er took the bench and threw it at Zhou Zhoulang.
Nowadays, the benches in the villagers' homes are all long, and they can be more than one meter upright.
Poor Zhou Zhoulang, when he just climbed out of the house, he was first stunned by Xiao Baoer's yelling "Help me, there is a thief", and then he was stunned by Xiao Baoer's random beating on the bench.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"Where's the thief? Where's the thief?"
"Ouch, the two of you are here to make trouble, get the hell out of here on the bunk!"
The Zhou family, except for a few grandchildren, all ran to Xiao Baoer's door.
The structure of the Zhou family is in the shape of a courtyard. The main house faces south, and there is a lobby room. The left side of the main room is the kitchen and utility room, and the right side is the room of the second elder of the Zhou family, Zhou Qiong's room, and a guest room.
To the south is the gate and a courtyard wall half a person high, to the west there are people with big houses and two rooms, and to the east are people with three rooms and four rooms.
Zhou Zhoulang and Liu Shi were the first to arrive outside Xiao Baoer's room.
The couple were not talkative people, seeing Xiao Bao'er beating a thief with a bench, Zhou Zhou Lang directly grabbed the bench, and shouted at Zhou Zhou Lang, Liu pulled Xiao Bao'er aside, took her hand, and patted her her back, thinking she was frightened.
"Third, don't hit, don't hit, it's me..." Zhou Zhoulang held his head and was about to cry.
At this moment, other people also came over, and Zhou Qiong held an oil lamp in his hand.
"Second brother?" Zhou Zhoulang threw the bench in fright.
Seeing clearly that the person being beaten was Zhou Zhoulang, Zhou Dashan angrily picked up the bench thrown away by Zhou Zhoulang.
"I'll kill you bastard! I'll kill you bastard! Gambling and stealing! You are a bastard!"
"If I don't beat you to death today, your surname is not Zhou!"
"Ouch! Father, stop beating! Stop beating! I'm a bastard, what are you? If you don't beat me to death, you still have the surname Zhou! Father, Xiao Baoer is pretending to scare me!"
"Don't learn from the good ones, learn from the bad ones! I'm going to beat you to death today! If I can't kill you, I'll break your hands and legs!"
"Father, stop beating, Tie Zhu daddy can't move anymore!"
"Father, the second brother will not make a sound or move, so stop hitting him!"
Zhou Dashan was so angry that he fought hard, and the others tried to persuade him.
If Zhou Erlang didn't go into Xiao Bao'er's room to steal things, Zhou Dashan might have said something cruel when he said that he was beaten to death.
But Zhou Zhoulang, as the elder brother, was not at home, so he went to the new wife's room to steal things. If the news spread, it would be bad for Zhou Zhoulang, Xiao Bao'er, and Zhou's family.
He really wanted to kill this scourge.
"Boss, stop beating, Erlang might faint!" Xiao Gao grabbed Zhou Dashan.
She was the only one in the family who dared to stop Zhou Dashan when it was on fire.
"Have passed out? Dalang, go and see, are you still alive?" Zhou Dashan stopped his hands and asked Zhou Dalang to look.
"Oh, Father Tie Zhu, don't die! What will our mothers do if you die..." Li wailed.
"Father, Erlang passed out!" Zhou Dalang got up and said after checking.
As soon as he got up, Zhou Zhoulang, who had "fainted", stood up all of a sudden, and ran towards the door after finding the right direction, very fast.
(End of this chapter)
"Master, you are exaggerating!" Xiao Taotao never expected Xiao Baoer to be such a master.
"Oh, you don't understand! There was no entertainment in ancient times, so you can only entertain yourself!" Xiao Baoer replied, then got up, picked up the stool and ran towards the door.
"Damn little thief, let you steal my things, let you steal my things!" Xiao Bao'er took the bench and threw it at Zhou Zhoulang.
Nowadays, the benches in the villagers' homes are all long, and they can be more than one meter upright.
Poor Zhou Zhoulang, when he just climbed out of the house, he was first stunned by Xiao Baoer's yelling "Help me, there is a thief", and then he was stunned by Xiao Baoer's random beating on the bench.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"Where's the thief? Where's the thief?"
"Ouch, the two of you are here to make trouble, get the hell out of here on the bunk!"
The Zhou family, except for a few grandchildren, all ran to Xiao Baoer's door.
The structure of the Zhou family is in the shape of a courtyard. The main house faces south, and there is a lobby room. The left side of the main room is the kitchen and utility room, and the right side is the room of the second elder of the Zhou family, Zhou Qiong's room, and a guest room.
To the south is the gate and a courtyard wall half a person high, to the west there are people with big houses and two rooms, and to the east are people with three rooms and four rooms.
Zhou Zhoulang and Liu Shi were the first to arrive outside Xiao Baoer's room.
The couple were not talkative people, seeing Xiao Bao'er beating a thief with a bench, Zhou Zhou Lang directly grabbed the bench, and shouted at Zhou Zhou Lang, Liu pulled Xiao Bao'er aside, took her hand, and patted her her back, thinking she was frightened.
"Third, don't hit, don't hit, it's me..." Zhou Zhoulang held his head and was about to cry.
At this moment, other people also came over, and Zhou Qiong held an oil lamp in his hand.
"Second brother?" Zhou Zhoulang threw the bench in fright.
Seeing clearly that the person being beaten was Zhou Zhoulang, Zhou Dashan angrily picked up the bench thrown away by Zhou Zhoulang.
"I'll kill you bastard! I'll kill you bastard! Gambling and stealing! You are a bastard!"
"If I don't beat you to death today, your surname is not Zhou!"
"Ouch! Father, stop beating! Stop beating! I'm a bastard, what are you? If you don't beat me to death, you still have the surname Zhou! Father, Xiao Baoer is pretending to scare me!"
"Don't learn from the good ones, learn from the bad ones! I'm going to beat you to death today! If I can't kill you, I'll break your hands and legs!"
"Father, stop beating, Tie Zhu daddy can't move anymore!"
"Father, the second brother will not make a sound or move, so stop hitting him!"
Zhou Dashan was so angry that he fought hard, and the others tried to persuade him.
If Zhou Erlang didn't go into Xiao Bao'er's room to steal things, Zhou Dashan might have said something cruel when he said that he was beaten to death.
But Zhou Zhoulang, as the elder brother, was not at home, so he went to the new wife's room to steal things. If the news spread, it would be bad for Zhou Zhoulang, Xiao Bao'er, and Zhou's family.
He really wanted to kill this scourge.
"Boss, stop beating, Erlang might faint!" Xiao Gao grabbed Zhou Dashan.
She was the only one in the family who dared to stop Zhou Dashan when it was on fire.
"Have passed out? Dalang, go and see, are you still alive?" Zhou Dashan stopped his hands and asked Zhou Dalang to look.
"Oh, Father Tie Zhu, don't die! What will our mothers do if you die..." Li wailed.
"Father, Erlang passed out!" Zhou Dalang got up and said after checking.
As soon as he got up, Zhou Zhoulang, who had "fainted", stood up all of a sudden, and ran towards the door after finding the right direction, very fast.
(End of this chapter)
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