Moe Cultivation Diary

Chapter 853 New Year's Special (1)

(The special chapter can be considered as the plot that happened after the end, or parallel planes, don’t bring it into the regular plot~)

"Grandma, I want lucky money"

"Your grandma is eating snacks..." You Feng, who was sitting on the cushion drinking tea, said calmly.

"Who else told you that you can ask for lucky money recently?"

"?? You old man, have you finally awakened to some strange hobby?" Looking at Youfeng, Lingmeng took two steps back and asked in shock.

"...Everything is the request of the will of the great universe, so I am doomed to only wear the priestess costume today. Also, although I said that I don't care about the title, what is going on with that old immortal!"

"Understood, Old Lady Zi and Yuyuko forced you to wear it." Ignoring the second half of the sentence, Reimu nodded understandingly.

"..." Who taught this child!

"Grandma, I want New Year's money." After speaking, Lingmeng Xiaobu walked to Youfeng, next to the witch who looked very similar, and looked at her expectantly.

"Before crushing? What is it?" Yun Meng, who tilted her head and was still chewing on snacks, asked suspiciously.

"New Year's money is also called oppressive money. According to legend, it can suppress evil spirits. As long as you get the oppressive money, you can spend a year in peace. It is usually given by parents and elders to the younger generation." Drinking tea, Youfeng calmly explained that the rise of the outside world How did Lingmeng know about it?

"Yeah." Nodding her head, Lingmeng looked at Lingmeng expectantly.

"Cough, Reimu, we are a family of witches, people who serve the gods, so we are afraid of any evil spirits. If we dare to come, we will deal with them thoroughly." Reluctantly swallowing his snack, Lingmeng said awkwardly.

"And ah..." Lingmeng whispered to Lingmeng's ear.

"Your grandma and I were raped by You Feng. She was in charge of food, food and housing. I have no money, so how can I give you the lucky money?" My granddaughter's desire for money couldn't be clearer, and Yin Meng was still honest. Tell the truth.

"If you want lucky money, of course you have to find..."

"Grandpa, I want the New Year's money" Lingmeng said sweetly as she turned around without missing a beat.

"Pfft, Reimu, where's your integrity?" The tea he just drank was spurted out in one gulp, Youfeng looked at Reimu tangled.

"That thing can't be eaten, New Year's money~" His eyes glowed with gold, and the wind in Lingmeng's eyes had become a cash cow, and grandma was right.

The money expenditure of the entire Hakurei Shrine is handled by Youfeng. If you want to cheat, of course you have to find the core.

"Who told you that you can ask for lucky money?"

"Purple Old Lady"

"What the hell is that grandfather's name..."

"Grandma has been raped by you. I don't know how many times the relationship has happened. How can you deny it?"

"Hurry up and take the money and leave!" Youfeng said with a stiff smile, with veins sprouting on his forehead, and the red envelope fluttering down in front of Lingmeng.

"...Qi, cheapskate" Lingmeng said with satisfaction after pulling out a few golden shards from the red envelope.

"Repay me too little"

"How can you take back what you gave away? Although it is very small, I still forgive you for accepting it magnanimously."

"... Lingmeng, do you want to get more lucky money?" With a black thread hanging, inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind, Youfeng asked Lingmeng with a smile.

"nausea"

"money"

"Grandpa is the cutest!"

"..."

"The new year's money is given to the younger generation by relatives and elders. I recognize this grandpa, so..."

"Grandpa is the best!" Immediately pounced on Youfeng, Lingmeng's eyes had turned into two golden eyes, and within a second he left again, flying out of the Hakurei Shrine.

My grandma has no relatives, and there is no place to ask for New Year's money, but the cheap grandpa is different, it seems...you can go to ask for it in the whole Fantasy Township!
"By the way, grandma asked me to ask grandpa, who was on top when you had sex at night, and grandma said that she will live with Lumia tonight and will not come back."

"That stinky girl!" Covering his head, You Feng felt a little bit of a stomachache.

"Don't care about your good daughter"

"Although it was picked up, it's also your daughter, isn't it?"

"..." Stroking his long hair, You Feng turned his head away with a flushed face, then he should also find some time to educate and educate himself, it's fine if he learns badly, and also brings down Lingmeng.

"It's really okay to let Lingmeng go out." After eating snacks again, Lingmeng asked casually. Anyway, it has nothing to do with her, so it's time to ask.

"Two days ago, the old lady Zi extorted a lot of things from me in the name of her elders." The face twitched, and the day before yesterday, Zi also 'taken' a batch of things from him in the name of lucky money.

The New Year's money is not only given by the elders to the juniors, but also by the juniors who have the ability to give to the elders.

But what Zi wanted from him as a junior was something like 17 years old...

"With Reimu's character, I guess it's not just Zi who is looking for it. Reimu's brain has always been very bright in money-related matters, so you are not afraid of causing any trouble."

"Should... no way" You Feng said unconfidently while sipping tea.

"You Feng you are wet"

"Huh!" Looking at the clothes subconsciously, several cracks cracked on the teacup, and the tea immediately flowed to Youfeng's body along the cracks.

"This is a bad omen"

"That girl Lingmeng, you won't really cause me any trouble, come back," Youfeng thought unconfidently after drinking the remaining water in the teacup in one gulp.

……

"Reimu actually came out on her own initiative! This is the abnormality DA☆ZE." Passing by near the magic forest, Marisa in a black witch outfit and white apron waved hello.

"Change your size, I'm doing something important," replied angrily, and his plan to make money was interrupted.

"Important matter? What's the fun?" Inheriting the tradition of the previous generation, changes and important matters are basically the same as interesting things in Marisa's eyes.

"Go...it's nothing, Marisa, you should continue to pick your mushrooms." Just as she was about to open her mouth, Reimu's eyes flashed, and she changed her words completely.

I rely on my identity as a cheap grandfather to ask for red envelopes. If Marisa goes together, the two of them might become half?
It is said that Marisa's master, Marisa, also has an unclear relationship with You Feng. Who knows if it is his illegitimate daughter, if it is... the money I get will definitely be discounted!

Marisa, you'd better go pick mushrooms obediently!

"Mushrooms can be picked at any time, it's boring anyway, what is Reimu going to do DA☆ZE?" The broom flew up into the sky, ran to Reimu's side and Marisa asked with interest.

As an explorer, her intuition told her that as long as she followed Reimu, there would definitely be fun things to happen, how could she miss it.

"...I'm going out this time because it's actually about you, Marisa." Reimu said with a serious expression, his expression became serious in an instant.

"Huh??" Deceived by Reimu's serious acting skills, Marisa pointed at herself strangely.

"Do you know, in fact, you are not Boss Wuyu's biological daughter, your biological father is..." For his own money, Lingmeng has already begun to sell people without hesitation.

Happy New Year everyone! !
(End of this chapter)