hello fireman

Chapter 121 Get out, stinky man!
A woman is the same as a man when drunk, either go crazy or sleep.

The behavior of Mi Guo and Cao Na after drunk is the first one. Maybe it was because they were too suppressed before, and the alcohol molecules invaded their sorrowful intestines. The most direct chemical reaction was to stimulate their well-developed lacrimal glands.

Under the strange gaze of all the diners, the drunk pair of sisters hugged each other and cried. After crying, they began to dance and sing songs with tragic expressions.

"When you hear the thunder, don't be afraid, find Brother Lei Lei, and then chant a spell, wipe your horse's thunder, go eat shit, you can't scare me, because you are God's fart! Puff! Puff!"

"puff!"

"Pfft!
"Puff puff!!"

A series of voices that hindered the harmonious social atmosphere became a test question for the pair of psychopaths to compare who was the second.

In the end, the owner of the barbecue stall with the concept of putting customers first couldn't stand it any longer. He was afraid that if he continued like this, he would only be able to charge one table. What should he do?

Politely coaxing the two plague gods away, the boss was about to sit down to work when he heard roars coming from the street not far away.

"Get out! Smelly man!!"

"Smelly man, get out!!"

"Sister and sister stand up!"

"Of ten men, seven are stupid! Eight are stupid! Nine are bad!!"

The boss shivered, shrank his neck, and sighed secretly, feeling so tired.

Cao Na started to sleep soundly after getting into the taxi. Mi Guo, who had a relatively strong sense of safety, held her eyelids and showed the driver the way.

The phone rang, and she picked it up with confused eyes.

"Hey, I'm Lei Lei... oh... no, I'm getting out..."

The tongue is no longer round, and the head is also a ball of paste.

The other party was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly, a familiar roar rang in Mi Guo's ear, "Damn girl! Don't go home when you're drunk!"

It's Mama Mi.

Hearing Mama Mi's thunderous roar, Mi Guo was not afraid at all. She felt that Mama Mi's roar was very kind, and it also aroused inexplicable grievances in her heart.

She murmured to her mother and began to sob. .

Mother Mi wanted to teach her ignorant daughter a good lesson, but when she heard Mi Guo's cry, she jumped up from the bed.

"Guoguo, where are you, your dad and I will pick you up!"

Miguo sniffled and replied inarticulately, "Taxi."

Mama Mi's heart sank, and she hurriedly woke up Papa Mi who was drunk and sound asleep, and got out of bed to get dressed, "Guoguo, don't sleep, you are crying... Just cry like this, louder, yes, yes, don't stop!! "

Mama Mi was about to tell Mi Guo to be more vigilant, but the crying in her ears suddenly died down, and then she heard a strange man's voice interjected, "Please don't think so badly about people, okay! There are still three blocks to go to the Ping'an Community, you'd better come out with your lover to pick it up, I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstanding when I get off the car later."

Mama Mi gasped for breath, and was about to answer him, what is your attitude, when she heard the driver's voice far away, he seemed to be about to collapse, begging their Guoguo, "Please, girl, oh no, Auntie, please stop crying, please!"

Just like that, the dizzy Papa Mi drove Mama Mi to the gate of the community on a [-] bicycle, and picked up two wild girls who were so drunk.

Cao Na couldn't walk upright at all, so Papa Mi borrowed a rope from the security guard Lao Liu, fixed Cao Na on the back seat of the car, and left first.

Mother Mi supported Mi Guo, who was crying like a stray cat, and limped towards home.

"Mom, I. Woo... I... love you.. Woo..."

"..." Facing the strange eyes of the residents in the community, Mama Mi's mouth twitched again and again.

Girl, the way you love is so special. .

Finally, I got the two live treasures home.

Mother Mi asked Mi Guo to sit on the sofa in the living room and wait for her. She put Cao Na in Mira's room to sleep first, and then came to clean her up.

Mama Mi simply washed her hands and face for Cao Na. She was afraid that Cao Na would vomit in the middle of the night, so she found another washbasin and placed it beside the bed, and thoughtfully put a cup of warm water on the bedside.

When she came out, she couldn't find Miguo. She called Laomi, but there was no response. She ran to Miguo's room to see that it was empty, and then went to her own bedroom to look. .

……

Mama Mi stared wide-eyed, and looked at the father and daughter who were rolling on the bed and the other fell to the ground, but their sleeping appearances were strangely similar, she stroked her forehead and sighed, "What crime did I do..."

The next morning.

After the heavy rain, the sun is warm and the temperature is cool. The Mi family also ushered in a new day.

Cao Na popped her head out of Mira's room. She didn't want to be hit by Mama Mi who came out with a bowl of porridge.

She stuck out her tongue and stood up embarrassedly, "Auntie, I'm sorry for causing you trouble last night."

Mama Mi glared at her, and said angrily, "It's fine if you know it's causing trouble, but you guys still drink so much in the future! Don't do this in the future."

Cao Na raised her hand, placed it beside her brow bone, and made a gesture of obedience, "Yes, auntie!"

"Go wash up, breakfast is ready, I'll wake Guoguo up." Mama Mi walked into Miguo's room.

Cao Na walked into the bathroom, closed the door, and the smile on her face gradually dissipated.

She lay in front of the sink, silent for a while, then raised her head suddenly, stared at the dejected figure in the mirror, and said firmly, "Cao Na, you have to stand up again!"

Cao Na came out after washing, but was hugged by Miguo head-on, "Nana, it's terrible! It's terrible!!"

Wearing bear pajamas, hair disheveled like grass, and Miguo with a look of panic, his breath is not so fresh.

Cao Na pinched her nose and pushed her, "What's wrong, you should tell me."

Mi Guo raised her old Samsung with one hand, pointed to a WeChat message displayed on the screen, put one hand in her mouth, and confessed: "I drank too much last night, so I sent a WeChat message."

Cao Na leaned over to take a look, poof! !

She raised her eyebrows and laughed tremblingly, "No way, you dare to say that! You're good enough!"

Mi Guo gnawed her index finger hard, "Who told you to yell first, I'll follow suit...so...so..."

Yes.

As Cao Na saw, at about eleven o'clock last night, the drunk Miguo actually sent a WeChat message that offended men all over the world.

Get the hell out of here, man!
In such a delirious state, she still remembered to add two punctuation marks to the six characters. It can be seen that Mi Guo's drunken tossing skills are similar to hers.

"It's fine if you delete it. Oh, what a big deal." Cao Na's words awakened the dreamer.

Miguo's eyes lit up, "Why didn't I think of that!"

Cao Na slapped Mi Guo on the forehead, "You are stupid!"

Mama Mi brought out the dishes and added, "Still stupid!"

"that is!"

Mi Guo was beaten to pieces by them, and with a wail, she ran to the bathroom.

Cao Na picked up a sesame roll and was about to stuff it in her mouth, but Mama Mi knocked her hand, "Don't move! Drink the hangover soup before eating!"

A bowl of oatmeal with banana milk, which was just cold enough, was stuffed into her hand instead of Hanamaki.

Cao Na was taken aback, and looked down at the white porridge in the bowl, she slowly lowered her head.

Mama Mi looked at her, and while she was filling the rice, she seemed to be talking to herself: "This person, he will encounter all kinds of things in his life. Sometimes, bad things are not necessarily bad, maybe , Bad things can also become good. Women, what I’m afraid of is marrying the wrong man, once the wrong man is married, there will be endless regret medicine in my life!”

"What medicine are you taking, who is sick again!" The sleepy Papa Mi came out of the bedroom.

Mama Mi glanced at him, "You are sick! You should take medicine!"

Cao Na burst out laughing. She gulped down the hangover soup in one gulp, then raised her head, her eyes glowed, "Thank you, auntie." Seeing Papa Mi approaching, she offered to Papa Mi again. Thank you, "Thank you, Uncle."

Mama Mi and Papa Mi looked at each other and smiled, "Silly boy, thank you for what you said, eat quickly!"

Cao Na's eyes became hot, and she was about to sit down when she suddenly heard Miguo's scream.

"Guoguo—what's the matter with you?" Mama Mi went over and knocked on the bathroom door.

There was a crackling sound inside, and then Miguo answered unsteadily, "Ah, it's okay, I spilled the hand sanitizer..."

"This child, if you say she is stupid, she is really stupid." Mama Mi shook her head and waved her hand at the restaurant, "Let's eat, don't care about her!"

In the bathroom, Mi Guo caressed his chest, not recovering from it for a long time.

Before, when she poked her finger on the phone screen and was about to delete the scolding wechat, suddenly, a second before her, a new message popped up.

Look at the avatar of the sender.

She froze.

Chuan Ting Yue Zhi!

With a bad premonition in her heart, she said silently, no way, no way, and opened the new message.

"Why did the stinky man provoke you?"

Miguo suddenly screamed and threw away the phone.

Yue Tingchuan stayed up all night when he went out to the police last night. When he returned to the squadron office, the first thing he did was to take out the mobile phone in the drawer and open WeChat.

After waiting for several days, there was no news from her, so he thought, should he take the initiative to send something.

Unexpectedly, at a glance, he saw a certain teddy bear who was pinned to the top by him, sending out such a monologue with unclear meaning.

Get the hell out of here, man!
Who is this smelly man?
As for him, is he one of the smelly men?

He really couldn't help not thinking about her, and couldn't help not guessing the story that happened to her last night, so, after careful consideration, he sent her a message in a questioning tone.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no reply.

He put down his phone and planned to take a shower first.

Walking into the dormitory, he had just taken off his sweaty military T-shirt when he heard a ding-dong sound coming from outside. .

He went outside, naked to the waist, picked up the cell phone on the table, and opened it. .

You are a good man, you are not like them.

Yue Tingchuan's usual sharp eyes gradually softened after seeing the writing on the screen.

He tapped his fingers slightly and sent three words.

understood.

(End of this chapter)