Doomsday Pokemon

Chapter 270 A Frying Pan Changes the World
Another boring day.

In the elf world, many otaku and otaku are more boring than the earth in the peaceful era.

Because there is not much to do for entertainment, most people are so bored that they go out to travel, and only those who are too lazy to move and have no funds will stay at home.

The result is a senior nerd.

It's just that after watching Hokage and Pirates over and over again, someone finally started to browse the webpage boredly, wanting to see if there is anything good?
As soon as I opened it, I saw an overwhelming variety of advertisements.

Brother hates the advertising party the most.The nerds thought to themselves, and turned it off without even thinking about it.

……

Sijitong Station has now been improved into the main station of Elf Express.

The elves are fully armed and ready to fight. After several days of training, they already know their "duties" deeply.

However, with the passage of time, none of the elves in the Sijitong Station set off, causing the elves who were originally enthusiastic to gradually fall into disappointment, indifference, and even bored to the point of chatting.

Seeing this, Wang Fei and Steven, who had just finished the rehearsal, immediately despaired. Could it be that they were about to fail?
That's right, Wang Fei's plan is to open a Taobao in the world of elves haha.

At this time, Ma Da probably has become a zombie long ago, and there is no legal dispute, so let me pirate happily.

It's a pity that the weather is not beautiful. Taobao, which Wang Fei vigorously promotes, doesn't seem to be ruthless in this world?

Calm down, calm down, you need to be calm at this time, think about it, when Earth Taobao was first born, it wasn't that countless people didn't believe it, and didn't it just rely on a broken frying pan to open the situation?
Wang Fei still remembers that at that time, he was still in high school, playing computer games on Saturdays, and the page was full of Taobao propaganda, and the most serious propaganda was that a guy sold his frying pan at home Go, and then Taobao will use this as a selling point, vigorously promoting, desperately promoting, as if this is not a frying pan, but a frying pan to save the world.

I don’t know if that frying pan saved the world, but he saved Taobao and Ma Dada.

I need a pan.Wang Fei thought to himself.

"What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?" Steven was sweating profusely in panic. For this activity, he put all his net worth into it. If he lost money, he couldn't afford to jump off the building.

"Don't panic, look at me." Wang Fei comforted.

At this time, we need our dear brushes.

The "Taobao" created by Wang Fei of course has a Taobao account, so he directly turned on the computer, registered the store, and uploaded pictures.

Of course, the content on the picture cannot be a frying pan, but a poke ball.

Well, the brush is out.

……

Calvin was very sad and regretful, so regretful that it would be difficult for him to make up for the regret in his heart.

Why did Nimei forget to buy a poke ball?
As a rookie trainer who has just debuted, Calvin also owns five Poké Balls given by the "scientist grandpas". Of course, Calvin used up these five Poké Balls a long time ago.

Now, passing through a certain sea, he managed to defeat the tyrant Gyarados in the sea, and he was about to conquer it excitedly. He touched his pocket, but he didn't have a poke ball?

Damn, aren't you playing with me?

"What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?" At this time, Calvin was similar to Steven, the boss of Season Pass.

Because while defeating the Gyarados, his little elves have lost their fighting ability, and their own healing potions have also been almost consumed.

It seems that this tyrannosaurus and I have no ape dung after all.Calvin sighed and decided to leave.

But let me give up and feel disappointed, hateful.

Calvin finally decided to take a gamble, opened the laptop he carried with him, and installed the antenna "Pikachu".

Although the effect of the antenna "Pikachu" does not work sometimes, but at least there is a network, and it is not in vain. I chased him for three streets, and "killed and injured" countless times before he was subdued.

"Pikachu, whether I can add new partners to you depends on your strength." Calvin encouraged.

Antenna Pikachu stands on a high place, inserts one hand into the connection hole, and raises his tail high, collecting "networks.

"Okay, I can do it." Although the network is very slow, the login was successful.

I have to hurry up and go to the concentration camp of the masters to ask, to see if any masters encountered this kind of thing when they were still rookies, and how did they solve it?Calvin wanted to log in to his account without hesitation.

The post bar forum is full of great gods pretending to be attractive girls and releasing "sacred beasts". As soon as Calvin's help was sent, he was overwhelmed by the boring masters.

"Damn it, I don't usually play Tieba much, the level is too low to play with them." Calvin complained, a little discouraged, and wanted to give up.

"Huh? That's a poke ball?" Suddenly, just as Calvin was about to close the web page and log out, he found a picture of a poke ball in the corner of the page.

What is this?Calvin stared at the "Poke Ball" curiously for three seconds, and finally made up his mind to click.

After clicking, the page switches immediately, and the option to buy poke balls appears.

"Even if you get scammed, it's only two hundred plus the express fee of five elf coins. It's a gamble." Calvin clicked without thinking.

Sorry, please register an account before purchasing.

The transaction failed, and the reason for the failure popped up.

How serious would a fake be?Calvin thought about it, and felt more and more likely that this was true.

Following the introduction, Calvin successfully registered an account, rushed to coins, and purchased.

"Congratulations on your successful purchase. Currently, your seat is in the area of ​​Shenaobai Bay. After 3 minutes, there will be a Poké Ball delivered to you by Di Ge elf."

3 minutes, true or false?Calvin waited patiently.

3 minutes passed by in a flash.

"Still not here?"

"It really is a lie." Calvin regretted that it was not for the two hundred plus five spirit coins, but for a relatively powerful Gyarados that was finally defeated.

"Let's go, Pikachu." Calvin said.

"Pika, Pika?" Pikachu didn't leave, but looked towards the direction of the sea.

There, a super huge elf rushed out of the sea, bringing up waves, and the waves were turbulent.

"Meow, is that the elf ball you bought?" asked a talking meow on the body of the giant elf.

Meow can talk?
Also, that huge elf is the Howler Whale King?I'll go, it's still the quasi-king strength.

The so-called Di Ge elf is actually the Quasi-Heavenly King elf, who is the person behind Taobao?Is it so powerful that it blows up the sky?

Calvin nodded blankly.

"Your Poké Ball, please accept it." Miaomiao handed over a list of goods.

Calvin lost his mind and followed Meow Meow's rhythm. It was only after the Howling Whale King disappeared with Meow Meow that Calvin realized who thought of this, it was a genius.

Calvin was not even in the mood to subdue the Gyarados, so he asked Pikachu to connect to the Internet again, and got on the homepage of Taobao.

The front page is full of beautiful things, ranging from daily necessities to elf battle supplies, and even some treasures that I have never seen before. Of course, the price is extremely expensive.

Calvin, who has a "successful transaction" experience, knows that as long as he has money, he can buy everything in it, and depending on their delivery speed, he will never have to worry about forgetting to buy Poké Balls in the future.

So, Calvin took a quick look, and then fell in love with a high-end ball that had a several times higher chance of successfully catching Pokémon than ordinary Poké Balls.

Calvin waited patiently. After 3 minutes, what appeared this time was not the talking Meow Meow and the Howling Whale King, but an ancient coelacanth.

Ancient coelacanths are small elves that live in the deep sea, and their numbers are rare. Calvin, a rookie, doesn't know them, but he knows that the yellow-black elf balls spit out by ancient coelacanths are the high-end balls he bought.

Moreover, this is also a quasi-king-level elf.

Using the quasi-king's elves as delivery errands, how awesome is their trainer?
At this moment, Calvin was full of admiration for that mysterious man.

……

The pan doesn't have it, but it does have poke balls.

After the first Poké Ball was sold, Wang Fei made a big publicity campaign, borrowing money from the bank for publicity, and finally raised the popularity of Taobao.

Originally, Wang Fei wanted to use it to find a prop to take the first order. Unexpectedly, before Wang Fei could act, someone acted first and bought the "pan", which made Wang Fei happy.

And this first treasure that was sold was also transported by Wang Fei with the little elf of the quasi-king, in order to be able to seize the time and fight for more seconds.

Fortunately, the target of purchase is in the Sinnoh area, and it is still by the sea, otherwise it would be impossible to complete it in 3 minutes.

"Oh, my eyes, there are no flowers, right?" Steven was in a state of shock, because with the successful auction of the first item, the number of views and transactions on Taobao are gradually increasing, and many people Let go of your guard and start buying.

When they receive the goods successfully and the praise continues, then it will be the time for Taobao to show its power.

"Brother Fei, you are simply a god." Steven embraced Wang Fei excitedly, saying nasty words.

There is no need to jump off a building, no need to seek death, and there will be a life of eating and drinking in the future. Steven thinks that he will laugh when he sleeps.

Wang Fei looked disgusted, calm and calm, you know?Will it be money soon?As for what?

"Boss, there is unreliable news. At present, our transaction volume has reached [-] million orders, and the net profit is about [-] million." Mingu Gorilla held a stack of documents and said something that even he himself could not believe.

Three hundred million?In this short time, [-] million has been credited?Wang Fei was stunned. Although he knew that doing Taobao was very profitable, it was the first time Wang Fei had seen such a profit.
"Yeah, most of the buyers are those who don't leave the door and don't go out. When they see our clothes, shoes, shampoo, etc., they don't even bother to go out and buy them directly from us. order, resulting in a sharp increase in the transaction amount." Mingu Gorilla said.

(End of this chapter)