Aijia suddenly has a sense of ease

Chapter 385 [Father-in-law is poisonous] The gift is a two-piece underwear set?
Li Yan lowered her head and suppressed a smile.

"What gift?" Hua Moyan withdrew his gaze and asked calmly.

"This... It's a little embarrassing to say this. Let's talk about it after going upstairs!" Zhao Bingxue's face turned redder, as if bleeding was about to bleed.

Hua Moyan frowned, looked back at Li Yan again, and then followed her upstairs.

Li Yan followed behind Jinglei, and heard Jinglei muttering alone: ​​"Strange, when did His Majesty give a gift to Miss Zhao?"

Li Yan really wanted to despise Jing Lei's IQ, but she kept all her words in her heart.

Jinglei, Jinglei, how did you, a first-rank bodyguard with a knife in front of the imperial court, do it without such a little logical analysis?
As soon as she was seated in the private room on the second floor, Zhao Bingxue couldn't wait to close the door.

Jinglei still wanted to go in, but was blocked by the ruthless door.

"This is... what's wrong?" Jing Lei asked suspiciously.

"Stupid! It's a good show!" Li Yan gave him a blank look, and stepped forward to poke two holes in the door to see.

There were only Zhao Bingxue and Hua Moyan in the room, Li Yan's face was pressed against the door, wishing he could rush in and watch.

Looking at her expression, Jinglei twitched the corners of his mouth.Is this little eunuch very enthusiastic about His Majesty's feelings?
After Hua Moyan sat down, he said softly, "Tell me, what I want."

As soon as his words fell, Zhao Bingxue took two steps forward and began to undress.

Hua Moyan frowned, and said displeasedly, "What are you doing?"

"Your Majesty... Bingxue is so stupid, I only know what His Majesty wants now! Bingxue is willing to give!" After saying that, she quickly took off her clothes.

Li Yan lay on the door, holding back her laughter, seeing everything in the room.

This woman took off her clothes without saying a word, and the look on her face that she was about to throw Hua Moyan down made people find it very funny.

However, just as the woman's hands were back to her coat, a strong wind blew past, and the black air quickly entangled upwards. The frightening black air wrapped around her neck, choking her breath!
"Zhen, I'll ask you again, the map I want!" Hua Moyan's patience was exhausted, and a murderous look flickered in his black pupils, which were as dark as a deep pool.

Zhao Bingxue was taken aback, she thought that Hua Moyan would not kill her, after all, he was a brother and sister of the same sect, and he would never let him kill her!But at this moment, she was wrong!
Once he has murderous intent, Hua Moyan will not show mercy!
"I... Senior Brother, I was wrong! I'll give it to you, give it to you!"

After she begged for mercy, the black air dissipated quickly, and her body fell heavily to the ground. She subconsciously touched her neck, but luckily it was not broken.

"Give me the map." Hua Moyan said coldly, with a bad tone.

Looking at the scene in the room, Li Yan secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.She reached out to touch her neck, and she vaguely remembered the scene when this person strangled her throat that day, and she was really not afraid at that time.

Sure enough, a man like Hua Moyan is just a poppy flower, poisonous!

"Hehe, I'm suddenly anxious. I'm going to go to the toilet first. Your Majesty is going to leave later, so you go first!" Li Yan said this to Jinglei, and quickly fled away.

She knew that when Hua Moyan came out later, she would definitely trouble her, so when would she not escape now?
There was a sound of thunder, but Li Min ran too fast, and ran downstairs at such a fast speed, which made him quite amazed.

After leaving the restaurant, Li Yan looked back and turned to the alley where he was yesterday.

That alley was extremely lively today. I don't know what people are fighting for. When I approached the bookstore yesterday, I could still hear their voices.

"I want to see, I want to see!"

The store door has been smashed by countless girls.

"Oh, sir, you are here, your book yesterday is very popular!" The boss saw Li Min approaching, and his attitude was a little more humble than yesterday.

Li Yan snorted, and glanced at the people who were rushing to grab it, all of whom were women, and spread his hands helplessly: "Here, boss, since it's so easy to sell, let's talk about it!"

"Say, how do you talk about it!" The boss was also forthright.

"Well, I value this pen name very much. The pen name under the pear blossom tree is for my own use. I also see that you are a real person, boss. So, we have a cooperation contract here, and we both sign each other."

"Contract?" The boss was dumbfounded.

"Oh, it's a contract, a contract!" In any case, having a guarantee is the most important thing.

……

The door of the restaurant opened.

"What about the little eunuch?" Hua Moyan frowned and asked, his tone extremely unfriendly.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, Eunuch Li said he went to the toilet, let us go back to the palace first." Jinglei was quite surprised in his heart, and always felt that the relationship between His Majesty and this Eunuch Li was unusual?
Hua Moyan snorted coldly, with a mocking and contemptuous tone, flicked his sleeves and ordered: "Go back to the palace."

Jing Lei was secretly puzzled, but quickly followed, and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, did you get it?"

"En." Hua Moyan glanced at him, and pinched the map in his hand.

"This treasure map...can you really believe it? After all, it belongs to the previous dynasty, and it is very likely to be fraudulent."

"So what if there is fraud? I want to see, it's He Xuanji!"

……

When Li Min returned to the palace, he was blocked by thunder.

"Your Majesty, please."

This was what Li Yan expected, and there was not much ups and downs in her expression.Following Jinglei towards the imperial study room, he was already thinking about what kind of excuses he should find to prevaricate.

The study door was pushed open at this moment.

"Eunuch Pear, please."

Li Yan glanced at the situation in the room, gave a light oh, nodded and said, "Oh."

The door of the study was closed, and the light in the room was slightly dim.

Li Min took two steps forward, but did not get too close, and asked aloud, "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

"I asked you to find Zhao Bingxue yesterday, what did you give?"

What happened today is all because of this eunuch, the chief culprit!

Li Yan scratched her little face with her index finger, and asked pretending to be puzzled: "What did His Majesty say, the servant didn't understand at all."

"Double bag, obscene trousers, are you a gift?" Although it was a question, the tone was very certain.

Hearing this, Jinglei's originally dull expression outside the door also began to smile.But he couldn't laugh out loud, he could only suppress his laughter, so that when Taohua passed by, he could only see his shaking shoulders.

Hearing his question, Li Yan also wanted to laugh, and coughed softly: "Your Majesty, this servant sees that you care so much about this junior sister, so this servant made up his own mind and wanted to please His Majesty. These are two pieces of underwear This set is the most suitable gift for a girl's home!"

A normal person should be pissed off by such evil, but what is strange about Hua Moyan at this moment is that there is no sign of anger showing on his face.

Li Yan was still looking forward to seeing the anger on his face, but it didn't seem to be as smooth as she imagined.

"Tell me now, what's the point of sending the bellyband and obscene trousers?" Hua Moyan was very calm at the moment.

Thinking back to the days he had been punished by Sheng Wanwan, and looking at the little eunuch Li Yan's face waiting to see a good show, he suddenly stopped being angry.

After his anger was suppressed, his deep black eyes fell on Li Yan's face.

"This... Your Majesty doesn't know the meaning of this? If you give a woman such close-fitting clothes as bellybands and obscene trousers, Your Majesty doesn't need a slave to say more, right?"

"Heh!" Hua Moyan sneered, glanced at Li Yan contemptuously and said, "Get lost!"

Li Yan snorted coldly, turned around and left.When meeting Hua Moyan in private, she never had any manners at all, and Hua Moyan didn't treat her like an eunuch at all, there was always a sense of tension between the two of them.

After leaving the imperial study room, Jing Lei was still holding back his laughter.

Li Yan glanced across, with a bit of doubt on his face.I don't know what Jinglei is giggling by himself, but if he insists on holding back his laughter, the expressions on his face are all distorted.

It was probably because Li Yan's eyes were too piercing, which made Jing Lei's smile disappear quickly.

Rika shrugged, turned and walked back to the house.

"This little pear is truly extraordinary."

……

Regarding His Majesty Yan Yao's choice of concubine, the imperial list has already been posted.

Everyone knows that His Majesty is looking for a woman with a peculiar cinnabar mole on her chest. This woman will become a queen in the future, and all women in the world will go crazy.

Not only that, but there was another thing, which quickly covered up the topic of the emperor's concubine selection.

The next day, when the sky was still slightly brighter, the Lingxiao Palace of His Majesty Yan Yao was broken into.

"Your Majesty!" Bai Juechen hurriedly rushed into the palace, with a five-finger slap on his face.

Jing Lei was startled by the slap on his face, pointed to his face, and asked in surprise: "Master Bai, this face... was slapped by your wife?"

Bai Juechen raised his head and gave him a vicious look, which was full of melancholy.

However, when he broke into the Lingxiao Palace, he did not see anyone else in the Lingxiao Palace.

"Your Majesty is taking a shower at the moment, resting today, and choosing a concubine today." Jinglei glanced at Bai Juechen suspiciously again, feeling that his face still had a bit of haziness that hadn't woken up yet.

Bai Juechen grabbed Jinglei's shoulder and shook it violently. While shaking, he roared angrily: "Let Your Majesty come out and refute the rumors, why did I have an affair with Your Majesty, and in the end I became a mistress, stepping in between His Majesty and the eldest brother?" Among the managers, this is all nonsense. My daughter-in-law just read these nonsense books, and when she got excited, she slapped me hard!"

"..." Jinglei's face twitched, and he felt a little confused.

He suspected that he must still be awake, otherwise how could he hear such an incredible conversation.

His Majesty and the Ouchi Chief?That old eunuch Yan Po?very scary!
"Jiechen, what did you just say?" A deep and charming voice, but with a bit of coolness at the moment, sounded slowly.

Bai Juechen's hand was still shaking Jinglei violently, when he heard the voice, he turned his head, stopped his movements suddenly, and rushed to the man in black robe with dragon pattern: "Your Majesty, you must find out this man named The hateful author under the pear tree! She wrote these books, which are ridiculous, and even poisoned the people! Especially the young women!"

Hua Moyan glanced at the five finger prints on Bai Juechen's fair face, but his thin lips slowly lifted upwards, outlining a trace of curvature.Although he was a little curious about this matter, he was even more amused by the fact that Bai Juechen was slapped in front of him.

Bai Juechen got married half a year ago. According to Bai Juechen's own words, the daughter-in-law is a gentle, kind and good wife. Although she is not particularly beautiful, she is pretty and pleasant, which makes him very satisfied.

But... would such a gentle woman really beat others?

"Go into the palace and talk." Hua Moyan coughed softly, in order to cover up his emotions.

"Your Majesty, this matter must not be delayed any longer. This author named Under the Pear Blossom Tree must be caught! She slandered His Majesty's reputation, saying that His Majesty is an out-and-out broken sleeve, and that His Majesty is even an old eunuch in the palace. Don't let it go, it's too beastly!"

"..." Jinglei was already a little dizzy under Bai Juechen's violent shaking just now, now that he heard this, he even wanted to pretend to be dead and dizzy.

Who is this author called Under the Pear Blossom Tree?So bold, not afraid of losing your head?

Hua Moyan frowned, anyone who heard such words felt extremely uncomfortable.

"Where are the books?" He didn't even know, there is such a thing?

"My daughter-in-law has already paid a high price for the book, and I secretly brought it here!" After Bai Juechen said, he pressed the book he was holding onto the desk from his arms, and when he saw the book, he wished he could throw it away immediately. Burn it!
Hua Moyan's eyes fell on the title of the book, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

The title of the book read "Today's Love History of His Majesty 2". He pursed his thin lips, resisting the urge to tear the book, took a deep breath, picked up the book and began to read.Obviously, when he turned to the second page, he couldn't read it anymore!
With a "snap", he threw the book in his hand heavily on the ground.

"Who wrote it?" His voice dropped a few degrees, and there was a chill in his body.

"Under the pear blossom tree." Bai Juechen answered very cooperatively.

"Catch! Catch this person secretly, you have to keep an eye on me, and catch him alive."

This person is so courageous, this kind of book can be written without saying anything, and the words and sentences on it have their own yellow effect, which makes people who read it blush and heartbeat.

What Hua Moyan can't stand the most is that he is the protagonist in the book!

And it's full of men, all of them!
How come his harem is all men, and he even went to make trouble with men.

The book was crushed into a ball by his force, and the veins on the back of his hand were throbbing.

Bai Juechen was secretly startled, suddenly nodded in agreement, and quickly turned around and left.It was scary to see such a face of His Majesty the Emperor early in the morning.

On the day of concubine selection today, the palace is more lively than usual.

Li Yan didn't know that her book caused a big storm in Emperor Yanyao. She thought that in such a feudal society, the kind of book she wrote should be cast aside by countless people, but she just wanted to Find another way to make money.

Relying on the salary of a young eunuch in the palace, waiting to starve to death?
Standing at the place where the concubine was selected at this moment, Li Yan was a little confused.

The little fool was also very confused.

There were five other eunuchs accompanying them, and the seven of them were specially selected to be responsible for the selection of concubines.

The beautiful women who entered the palace stood in seven rows, each row had two hundred girls, although there were many girls, but at first glance, the colorful clothes made people dazzled to the extreme.

Yan Ming, the vice-president, was in charge of the concubine selection. He stood in front of them with his hands behind his back, and said in a domineering tone, "Everyone, today is the primary election. Girls who are slightly taller, shorter, or fatter are not acceptable. Other than that , the appearance of the girls must comply with the regulations..."

While listening to Yan Ming's words, Li Yan opened the "Handbook for Concubine Selection" in his hand, which described the various procedures for selecting a concubine.Roughly the first few games were first selected by the eunuchs in the palace, and 400 people were eliminated from the 1000 people in the first round.The girls are screened in all aspects, except for their body shape, those who are too tall, too short, too fat or too thin are not allowed. Every part of the eyes, ears, mouth, nose, hair, skin, and skin must meet the standards of beauty before they can be kept.

Such a perverted concubine selection is nothing more than a beauty contest, right?

Li Yan complained secretly in her heart, Yan Ming over there had finished speaking, and ordered them to start taking action.

Li Yan was assigned to the first row, which was also the most eye-catching place.

When they chose, the empress dowager was sitting not far away and staring at it.

The little stupefied whispered, "Xiao Lizi, I... I'm a little scared."

"What are you afraid of? Just choose from the way you look at women." Li Yan pushed him and walked to the first row first. According to the request from above, she took another look at the various girls. , she couldn't help but click her tongue in her heart.

Yan Ming also said that she must use the most critical eyes to choose, so she will use the most critical eyes to look at it.

She went from the first person to the last person, as if no one could catch her critical gaze!

While struggling, the eunuch's high-pitched voice came from the other end: "The emperor is here!"

When the girls in the garden heard this, they looked up one after another. The undisguised obsession between the couple made Li Yan couldn't help but snort.

Hua Moyan is a perverted and arrogant man, these ancient women are really pathetic, marrying a man with three thousand beauties in the harem, it is a pity to ruin a lifetime!

Surrounded by the crowd, the man in the black robe walked in slowly. As the man stepped in, all the people in the courtyard knelt down and shouted long live. The scene was really shocking.

"Let's get down!" Hua Moyan swept over, and naturally saw Li Yan first, after all, this eunuch was standing in the first row, "Let's start!"

After he finished speaking, he slowly sat down on the high seat, as if watching the excitement.

His gaze scanned the face of the woman in the courtyard, but he couldn't help frowning.

None of these women satisfied him.

Not as good as that little eunuch Li Yan...

Wait, how can you compare it with a eunuch?
Thinking of this, the man couldn't help but frowned, because for a moment just now, he actually felt that these women were not as good as Li Yan's, and he deeply wanted to despise himself.

But his eyes, still inexplicably, fell on Li Yan's body.

The first row was quickly exhausted, and there were only two girls who were selected by Li Yan.

The empress dowager frowned when she saw that there were only two people left in Lizhen, obviously displeased.

"Little Lizi." She called out suddenly, calling out to Li Min.

Li Yan had just handed over the list of the two girls he had selected to Yan Ming, when he suddenly heard the empress dowager calling him, so he could only step forward and answer softly: "What is the empress dowager's order?"

"Other eunuchs have selected dozens of people, but you have only selected two. What's your intention? Or did you do it on purpose?" Ever since she appeared out of nowhere for this little eunuch, the Empress Dowager was extremely suspicious.

It's just that this little eunuch is the first eunuch who has stayed with her son for the longest time, so she doesn't pursue it anymore, but how can such an important matter of choosing a concubine today be a joke?

Li Yan lowered her head, curled her lips slightly, and said in a neither humble nor overbearing tone: "Back to the Queen Mother, the slaves were selected strictly according to the "Handbook for Concubine Selection", what did the slaves not do well?" There was a bit of innocence in her tone, but it was It made the empress dowager look like a villain.

The Empress Dowager was about to speak out, but Hua Moyan preemptively said: "It's okay, there is no need to blame her. If there is no cinnabar mole on the chest that I want, then there is no need. One more is worse than one less."

Li Yan was very surprised, this kid Hua Moyan could speak for him, which was simply a miracle for her.

After the first investigation, there were only [-] girls left.Those show girls who were eliminated did not leave, but were taken away by the nanny. In order to make sure that they were missed, as long as there were purple-blue cinnabar moles on their chests, they would not be let go.

However, for such a peculiar color of cinnabar mole, I am afraid that not everyone has it.

After the first round of selection, the remaining three hundred girls are considered to have successfully passed the test.

"Xiao Lizi, take them to the palace of the show girl. Later, some nuns will go to see their breasts. You should know, what should I do?" Yan Ming was much smoother than Yan Po, with no expression on his face. There is an unpleasant look of arrogance, but it still makes Li Yan feel uncomfortable.

"Yes." Li Yan nodded, glanced at the three hundred girls, and secretly cursed Hua Moyan as a scumbag in his heart.

There are so many women, three hundred, are you planning to keep them all in the bag?If he got all of them in his bag, then he planned to get one a day?Can you change someone to sleep with him 360 days a year, right?

Thinking of this, Li Yan felt that she was really not an ordinary scum!
……

When Li Min led the girls into the Palace of Show Girls, Li Min was about to turn around and leave when he heard the girls' discussions.

"I heard that this is a girl with a cinnabar mole on her chest, but what kind of characteristics does this cinnabar mole have! What should I do? What if His Majesty says that no one without a cinnabar mole can stay in the palace?" ?”

"Hey, this is a reminder to me. If there is no such thing, it will definitely be useless."

Li Yan's eyes suddenly lit up a little, and the foot that was just stepped out was silently retracted, turned around, and said with a smile: "Everyone, how can you know something out of nothing?"

Her words made all the girls startled, and they all gathered around.

"Eunuch Li, can you give us some pointers?"

"That's it!" The corner of Li Yan's mouth curled up, "It's not impossible, our family is also looking at the fact that it is not easy for you young masters, so I will reveal it a little bit, this color, our family will tell you How to adjust it, and this mole must be on the left chest, and the mole must be very small."

All the girls listened very seriously, and some girls even took out pens and paper to record, their expressions were extremely pious.

Li Yan said, and wrote down all the tips and handed them to them.

"But remember, this paint needs to be adjusted more, after all, it will disappear once you wash it. If you and your majesty play in the water, it will disappear in an instant, but it is a crime of deceiving the emperor!"

"Eunuch Li is very right, what he said is very true!" The girls nodded one after another.

If I clicked such a cinnabar mole on my chest, no one would suspect it. As long as I escaped the hurdle of the nanny, everything else would be easy to talk about.

Seeing their excitement, Li Yan shook her head with a sigh, feeling helpless about the tragedy of women in feudal society.

"Let's take our leave first." She cleared her throat and walked out.

After taking two steps, her footsteps suddenly stopped.

Not far away, the man in the black robe stood with his hands behind his back, his dark eyes were falling here, and it seemed that they were falling on her.

There were two guards standing beside him, one of them was Jing Lei.

"Your Majesty, this little pear is really..." It really didn't follow common sense.But before he finished speaking, Li Yan came slowly from the other side.

"Hey, Your Majesty, are you coming to see your little wives?" Li Yan said, but not too loudly.

"Eunuch Li, do you know what the crime of deceiving the emperor is?" Hua Moyan snorted coldly, without answering her question, and the black pupils stared at her.There was a bit of indifference on that face, and even a bit of seriousness.

"Your Majesty's question is a bit nonsense. Who wouldn't know that the crime of deceiving the emperor will punish the nine clans and behead them!"

"Now that you know, you instigated Xiunu to spot the cinnabar mole, is this deceiving the emperor?"

　In this story, Bai Juechen will often come out and jump~ Bai Juechen can be regarded as Hua Moyan's childhood, and the two are still very good emotionally.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)