The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 122
The world is so big, there are no surprises, shameless people are everywhere in the streets, and you can find them every day if you think carefully.

But it is rare for such a person to talk nonsense with his eyes open like peeping at Confucian scholars, summing up the shameless peeping behavior to the perspective of helping the world and clearing up the troubled times.

"Why is he so shameless? Can you be reasonable? Also, can't you slap your own leg?" Yuan Shang was very dissatisfied with his behavior.

Peeping at the Confucian scholar's expression, he said calmly, "Uncle, don't blame me. The next moment I feel righteous indignation, I can't help but feel ashamed if I lose control." He said it very humbly, but there was no trace of guilt on his face.

Look at this title, how level it is, with demeanor and self-cultivation between the lines, it's not an uncle, nor is it a brother or uncle! ?What is this thing?How do you rank seniors?

Look up at the sky, it's not too early, there are other things in the army, it's not suitable to hang out here, especially with such a shameless idiot
Not expecting Yuan Shang's move, the peeping Confucian scholar quit, grabbed Yuan Shang's sleeve, and asked in surprise, "Uncle, where are you going?"

"It's getting late, I have to go home quickly, my family is waiting for me to eat."

The eyes of the peeping Confucian scholar suddenly showed deep reluctance, and said: "Aren't you going to despise them with me?"

"Another day, there are many important things at home recently, and I'm very busy."

The peeping Confucian scholar raised his eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "What can be more important than correcting the morals of the world? You are a Han people, and you should put the world first! Why go home and do those children's things alone?"

Yuan Shang couldn't help being dumbfounded when he heard the words.

When I go back to prepare my military affairs, is it a child's business to lead my troops to the south to compete with Cao Jun?
Peeking at other people's baths here with you, commenting on others, is it the most important thing in the world?
This person is not only shameless, but also has extreme thinking, which belongs to the kind of thorough idealist.

As soon as I said this, I heard those young women who were bathing in the courtyard shouted loudly.

"Someone peeped!
Immediately, the entire courtyard exploded, but seeing those young women hastily took off their clothes one by one and put them on their bodies, they picked up the guy in the courtyard, with fierce expressions on their faces, and rushed towards the outside of the courtyard with their teeth and claws bared.

Yuan Shanghe's complexion suddenly turned pale when he was peeping at the Confucian scholar.

Peeping Confucian scholars reacted very quickly, swept away the hooligan expression just lying on the wall, looked straight, covered his eyes with his hands like an upright gentleman, and muttered in his mouth: "The Master said: Don't look at what is wronged, don't listen to what is wronged, and don't listen to what is wronged. Don't say anything, don't do anything inappropriate. Ladies, please respect yourself, put on your clothes, and I'm a gentleman."

"Bah! You farted, but you covered it with your hands. You are so stupid as an old lady? What are you pretending to be noble? I hate hypocrisy thieves like you, who don't look like men at all! Just look at it, and what can you do if you admit it?"

After finishing speaking, I saw five women wielding magical weapons, coming up from all directions to encircle them, like a group of hyenas and coyotes surrounding two little white rabbits that were blocked in the corner, with a fierce aura, as if they were waiting to be skinned. pot.

Yuan Shang's complexion turned pale, and he said with a stiff smile: "Bodhisattvas, you have misunderstood. The two of us came from the east and passed by the treasure land. I just wanted to invite you to give me some fasting. It was not on purpose."

The peeping Confucian scholar over there also hurriedly chimed in: "Yes, we are gentlemen, and we just happened to pass by today, strolling, just strolling! But I really didn't mean to look at you, whoever did it intentionally, whoever it is, will not tolerate it! Cut off your sons and grandchildren!"

Swearing poison is the same as drinking cold water for nothing, this man is a character.

The intelligence quotients of these women are obviously not positive, so they hesitated for a moment and said, "You really mean what you say?"

Yuan Shang nodded quickly, and said: "It's absolutely true, and there is no falsehood. I guarantee it with my personality. From the bottom to the big, I never talk about it."

The faces of the women slowed down, and the angles of the various weapons in their hands also changed from high to low.

"Since that's the case, I'll let you two go today. Be careful when you walk in the future, and keep your eyes open. Don't look at what you shouldn't, do you hear me?"

"The female Bodhisattva is highly righteous, and I am very grateful to you."

"Come on, what kind of female Bodhisattva, I have never heard of it, the brat is cursing my old lady with local swear words, if I can't hear it, get out!"

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Yuan Shang let out a long sigh of relief, feeling relieved, he pulled the voyeur and turned around to leave.

It's a pity that extreme joy gave rise to sorrow. At the critical moment, the peeping Confucian scholar didn't know whether he was stunned by the battle and affected his intelligence, or because he was blinded by sex, he unexpectedly said the last thing he should not have said.

Whoosh!
There was no other words, what answered him was a big stick flying in the air, and it hit the wall behind Yuan Shang with a "boom", and suddenly a big hole appeared, causing Yuan Shang to shrink back suddenly in fright. Barely escaped.

A group of women bared their arms and rolled up their sleeves, and besieged the two of them with ferocious expressions. They stared at the two with eyes full of murderous intent. Their eyes were like wolves and tigers, wishing to tear them to pieces. It was very terrifying. .

Yuan Shang closed his eyes, and two thin lines of tears welled up in his nimble eyes.

As the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. It seems that today's beating is inevitable.

I really doubt whether this kid called "Auntie", including the eight brothers in his family, is the product of the marriage of close relatives. Only by infecting each other back and forth can the wisdom of today grow.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're more likely to be one.

Come out and take a turn by yourself, who did you provoke?What a crime!

At the critical moment, Yuan Shang was quick to develop his wits and made a move that everyone did not expect.

He stretched out his hand to grab it, lifted the peeping Confucian scholar up, then lifted his body with both hands, lifted his right leg slightly, and kicked the peeping Confucian scholar's ass hard with a loud flat kick.
But seeing the peeping Confucian scholar's body was shot by Yuan Shang, he immediately flew up into the air, and flew out in an arc towards the direction of the five wives, like a dazzling meteor, igniting a brilliant brilliance in the air , and then when it landed, it immediately went to darkness and silence.

"You sucked a leg!" The peeping Confucian scholar saw that he was about to fall into the battle of his mother-in-law, knowing that Yuan Shang had used him as bait, he was shocked, and couldn't help but cursed loudly.

It's a pity that at this time, Yuan Shang has already run away
can not hear.

The thing just happened between the ups and downs of the rabbits. When the group of women reacted, Yuan Shang had already disappeared, and the Confucian scholar who was nagging and pointing fingers at their privacy just now had already been kicked by Yuan Shang. Kicked them in front of them, let them kill and scrape, no matter what.

People are not for themselves, heaven and earth are destroyed, sacrificing an idiot to let himself leave this place of right and wrong, for Yuan Shang, it is imperative!
The five shrews looked at the Confucian scholar lying in front of them, they were taken aback for a moment, and then each pair of eyes showed a high fighting enthusiasm, each of them was gearing up and eager to try, as if they could hear them pinching the bones of their hands. "crack bang bang" sound
Peeping at Confucian's rather gloomy face, he suddenly revealed a bit of sadness that a strong man has not been rewarded, and he looked up to the sky and sighed: "The world is so big, only women and villains are difficult to raise. A certain person is unfortunate today, but he put this The two people have encountered a gentleman who uses his mouth but not his hands, save some face with a certain one. Ah~~! "

As soon as I said this, I saw five women besieging the city. The sticks in their hands and the soles of their feet were like light raindrops, and they greeted the peeping Confucian scholar. After losing his breath, he was brutally beaten by these women like a pile of rotten meat.

On the contrary, Yuan Shang used voyeuristic scholars as a shield to fight for a chance of life, and rushed towards the outside of the residential complex like flying.

As soon as he arrived at the intersection, he saw two people dressed as alchemists, one old and one strong, walking towards him unsteadily with a mahogany sword in his hand.

As Zuo Xianweng walked, he frowned and pinched his fingers to make calculations, and said to himself: "It's weird, it's weird! It was originally a demon star, but why did it get here, and it became two. The fortune of the world is predetermined , put the stars in Zhongzhou, Sichuan and Shu, and the land of Dongwu respectively. But this time there are two stars in a row, both of which want to disturb the destiny, and they are all in this Wen County! It's really weird!"

Zuo Xianweng hadn't finished muttering, when Ge Xuangao who was beside him suddenly shouted, and said anxiously: "Master Xianshi, be careful!"

Zuo Xianweng raised his head, but saw a black shadow rushing towards him, flying towards him at a very fast speed!
"Bah~!"

"what!"

But after hearing a scream, I saw Zuo Xianshi and his old man, like a kite with a broken string, was knocked head-on by Yuan Shang who was running and flew out, and fell down on the strange land of Wen County, Hanoi, which was full of evil spirits. His legs were stretched, his eyes were white, and he was about to die.

"The Immortal Master!"

Ge Xuan let out a shrill scream, and flew to Zuo Xianweng's side like flying: "Master Immortal! Hold on, Master Immortal!"

Immortal Master Zuo grabbed Ge Xuan's arm, vomited white foam, and pretended to be trembling: "My old man, vomit~~, don't get in the way, go and see that young man vomit~~, hit me The body of a half-immortal. Vomit~~, have you been hurt by the immortal magic around me?"

Ge Xuan wiped his tears, turned his head to look at Yuan Shang, who was completely intact but stunned, and said with emotion: "The immortal master has superb magic power and can be retracted freely. After the young man bumped into you, he was not hurt by your old body. Immortal method hurts the slightest, Immortal Master, you are always a saint!"

"So. Very good, vomit!"

Yuan Shang stared blankly at this strange pair of master and apprentice who didn't know where they came from, and couldn't help but start to feel overwhelmed.

I really forgot to read the almanac when I went out today, why can I meet any weird people?God sees that I've been too frightened lately. Didn't he send a few biochemical angels to punish me?
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Immortal Master Zuo stood up unsteadily by his apprentice Ge Xuan, and said to Yuan Shang while throwing up, "I invite you, old man Zuo Yuanfang, a half-immortal alchemist of alchemy in Chicheng Mountain. For the sake of the common people, Tevin County subdues demons and eliminates demons, clears away evil obstacles, I see that you are a local, I don’t know what kind of monsters have you seen recently?”

Yuan Shang couldn't help being taken aback when he heard the words, he stared blankly at Master Zuo and his disciples, he couldn't help being surprised.

half fairy?evildoer?Exorcism?Is this the case of a horse?
Am I not reborn at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty in the early period of the Three Kingdoms?When did it switch to Journey to the West?

Have I been mistaken all this time?
Seeing Yuan Shang staring at him without saying a word, Immortal Master Zuo became a little unhappy, and said: "Little friend, what is my old man asking you? Why don't you say anything, but you are not polite!"

"Oh, don't blame the elder, I have never seen a magic stick since I was a child."

Immortal Master Zuo's face suddenly became serious, full of gloom.

"Cough, cough! I mean I have never seen a god-man before. When I saw it today, I was temporarily attracted by your aura and couldn't come back to my senses. Don't be surprised. The fairy elder has an outstanding demeanor. He is really a god among gods."

Immortal Master Zuo was knocked into a daze, but he still straightened his chest when he heard the words, and said proudly: "Nonsense, my old man is a god!"

(End of this chapter)