The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 128 Pingqiu meets the enemy
The mascot is the primitive culture of human beings formed in the struggle against nature in ancient times.In this kind of struggle with nature, human beings first focus on survival needs, and naturally form an instinctive concept of seeking good luck and avoiding evil in the process of development.
There are various kinds of mascots spread among the people, such as dragons, phoenixes, unicorns and other auspicious birds and auspicious animals. These things are endowed with a symbolic content and meaning to satisfy people's inner psychological needs for blessing.

But the idea of ​​using a living person as a mascot, from ancient times to the present, has only been Yuan Shang.

For this so-called mascot, Zhang Jaw didn't catch a cold. After chatting casually for a few words, he went back first.

On the contrary, Gao Lan was very interested in the mascot Yuan Shang found, and he kept encouraging Yuan Shang to lead him to meet this newly found auspiciousness.After all, the war is imminent, and the auspiciousness of the first army is the key to the good or bad of the war. Although Gao Lan is an admiral, he is unavoidable. He is very superstitious. It probably has something to do with his family education when he was a child. It's tight.

Satisfying the curiosity of his own generals is also a responsibility and obligation of a son. Under Gao Lan's strong request, Yuan Shang led him to the tent where Sima Yi lived.

Sima Yi is very miserable now, his whole body is bound with ropes, his mouth is stuffed with socks, he is lying in the corner of the tent, yelling "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- by -" as if he is cursing something non-stop.

Judging by his expression, it should be swearing, very dirty, very dirty.

Staring blankly at Sima Yi who was tied up like a zongzi, Gao Lan's eyes widened and he wondered, "Third Young Master, this is the auspicious luck you found for our army?"

"That's right, how's it going? You look very festive, don't you?"

The muscles on Gao Lan's face twitched visibly: "Since it's Xiangrui, why not treat him kindly, but tie him up again? There's a sock stuffed in his mouth, it's really unkind, and I won't understand it at the end."

Yuan Shang's face darkened slightly, and he said, "General Gao really doesn't understand?"

"don't know."

"Want to know?"

"Third Young Master, please don't hesitate to enlighten me."

Yuan Shang raised his hand and pointed at the sock stuffed in Sima Yi's mouth, and said, "Then go and let him go."

Gao Lan was puzzled, he didn't understand how much damage this auspiciousness would have, and it would make Yuan Shang so wary, then he walked to Sima's side, raised his hand and tore off the sock in his mouth.

In the next second, the entire tent was filled with Sima Yi's wails.

"Shit! Have the guts to let you go, Grandpa Sima! One-on-one! Let's see if a certain man can't kill you!"

Gao Lan opened his mouth and turned his head in surprise.

But Yuan Shang shrugged his shoulders lightly, saying: It should be so.

Gathering his mind, Gao Lan turned his head in surprise, looked at Sima Yi carefully for a while, and said, "Such a person. Could it be Xiangrui?"

Sima Yi suddenly turned his head, and said angrily, "Fart! You are auspicious! You and the shit behind you are both auspicious! Dead dead without eggs are auspicious!"

Gao Lan was furious when he heard this.

He suddenly raised his hand and stuffed the sock into Sima Yi's mouth, and twisted it deeply three times, almost choking Sima Yi to death.

Obviously, he understood why Yuan Shang had to face this man, the mascot's mouth like this. He was dirty, and his bad breath smelled worse than the socks in his mouth, so he should be treated.

But going on like this is not an option, and it's not a problem to be tied up like this all the time. After all, this kid was recommended by Sima Lang to his subordinates. If he is always treated like this, it will be spread in the future, saying that Yuan Shangbo treats resourceful people poorly. I'm afraid it will become the laughing stock of the world, and the expectation of taking the Sima family under the tent will also create huge obstacles and barriers.

In this way, today it is unavoidable to get close to the Emperor Xuan of Jin, and it is a big deal to restore the relationship.

Stepping up to Sima Yi, Yuan Shangfang wanted to raise his hand to remove the sock that was stuck in his mouth, but he saw his mad dog eyes, with a trace of viciousness in his sinister eyes, he hesitated for a moment.

Slowly squatting down, Yuan Shang looked at Sima Yi calmly and said: "I will help you take off the cloth in your mouth now, so that you can breathe a sigh of relief, but we have to agree first, after letting you relax, you are not allowed to scold me, and you are not allowed The mouth is dirty, otherwise, I will not only gag your mouth with a sock, but also let you eat it, believe it or not?"

Sima Yi stared fiercely at Yuan Shang for a long while before nodding his head emphatically.

Yuan Shang lifted the sock from his mouth and let Sima Yi take a long breath.

"Let me go! I'm ashamed to be with you, an unrighteous person!"

Sima Yi kept his promise, he didn't swear, he just puffed up his cheeks and whispered to Yuan Shang.

Yuan Shang shook his head and said: "Believe me, I'm not cheap, and I'm not willing to make do with you, but after all, it's your brother who asked me to take you out to practice. Your brother Sima Lang is a celebrity in Hanoi, so he deserves my credit." Your Excellency respects each other, I intend to have a heart-to-heart friendship with your brother, that's why I brought you into the army and sealed it on such an important position as a mascot. .”

Sima Yi's lips trembled, and it took him a long time before he said harshly: "Even though it was my brother's intention, but a certain person hates you from the bottom of his heart, even looking at you annoys him, how can he work with you?"

"Why do you hate me, just because I made you a partner? It was a last resort at the time, not to mention that you provoked those girls with your own cheap talk, what has it to do with me?"

Sima Yi shook his head arrogantly, and said angrily: "I don't care! You have to let me go back if you say anything today, or I will kowtow to death here, making you and my elder brother hate you for the rest of our lives, and never should you Invitation to career!"

Gao Lan, who was at the side, probably understood what he had heard. Seeing the stupid and arrogant look on this young man's face, he was furious and shouted, "Bastard, what do you think you are? How dare you kill my son?" What do you mean? You don’t want to piss to see what kind of weight you are? A scumbag like you would be better off finding someone who picks shit under his command!”

Sima Yi was not cowardly when he heard the words, but he was stubborn, no matter what you said, he would not let go.

Yuan Shang sighed helplessly, shook his head and said: "General Gao, that's all, this kind of person won't listen to what he says, find someone to help him untie the rope for me, find some capable soldiers, and escort him back to Wenzhou Just go to Sima's house in the county."

"promise!"

When he was young, he saw several soldiers come in and remove the rope from Sima Yi's body.

Sima Yi stood up, rubbed his sore elbow, glared at Gao Lan and Yuan Shang like a proud rooster, and then strode out.

Seeing Sima Yi walk to the edge of the tent, Yuan Shang turned his head away, winked at Gao Lan, and said, "General Gao, do you want to despise the bath of hundreds of people?"

Sima Yi was walking out, when he heard the words, he suddenly stood upright and stayed where he was.

Gao Lan had worked with Yuan Shang in Zhongzhou for a long time, and he knew that his mind was complicated and unpredictable, and he was the most cunning. Although he didn't know what a bath for hundreds of people was, he immediately responded, "I want to despise you!"

"Okay, don't worry. I responded to a friend's request some time ago and ordered someone to organize this grand bath in Yecheng. I didn't want that person to leave me suddenly, which would make this moment a failure. Now I just happened to find General Gao. It’s just chatting for comfort, when we defeat Cao Cao this time and return to Yecheng, you and I will watch this grand event together and have a good celebration, how about it?”

"My son's words are exactly what I want, so it's settled."

Just as he finished speaking, Sima Yi, who was walking outside the tent just now, rushed back like a monkey, grabbed Yuan Shang's arm, and smiled sweetly.

"Lord!"

"Grass!" Yuan Shang was shocked immediately, and when he raised his hand, Sima Yi took his hand and knocked it down.

"Don't bark, who is your master! Go away."

"My lord, you are my lord! You are the lord my brother asked me to recognize!" Sima Yi smiled all over his face, and said hesitantly, "I have to listen to my brother! My lord, take me to see the bath for hundreds of people!"

Gao Lan stared dumbfounded at Sima Yi, who was still full of resentment just now, his whole mind was muddled, and he couldn't make out the north, south, east, and west.

It's too messy, can such a capricious person be called auspicious?During this period of time, the third young master has made friends with some people.
Yuan Shang stared deeply at Sima Yi and said, "Don't you hate me?"

"Me? Hate you, it's impossible! Since the first time we met in Wen County, I was deeply impressed by the heroic appearance of the lord, lord, you can't drive me away, I'm your mascot!"

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Yuan Jun's 30 continued to go south, step by step, and slowly advanced. It was not until April that he met Cao Jun who was going north in the land of Pingqiu!
The so-called Pingqiu was also called by another name.

It's called Cangting!
With a tacit understanding, the two sides set up their own camps at a distance of [-] miles, one in the south and the other in the north, relying on the dangers of each, and waited and watched from each other. This lasted for three full days.

Although the battle has not yet started, the air in the Cangting is already full of thick bloody wind and rain.

On the fourth day when the two sides met, Cao Jun finally sent a messenger to meet Yuan Shao for a battle of the next day.

Facing an old friend and an old opponent's appointment, with Yuan Shao's arrogant nature, naturally he would not easily admit defeat, and readily agreed!

The Cangting battle and the Yuan-Cao battle slowly kicked off under Cao Cao's simple war letter.

However, on the first night of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao's appointment to compete with each other, an unexpected person came to Yuan Shang's tent.

This person is none other than Zhao Yun!

Although Zhao Yun and Yuan Shang signed the agreement verbally, Yuan Shang bound the rest of the White Horse Yicong into the army out of long-term considerations, and did not give them horses or weapons, but strictly guarded them. It's like raising a group of pigs waiting to be slaughtered. There is nothing else but good food and drink.

But since entering the battlefield in Cangting, these Baima Yicong, who have been guarded by Yuan Jun, are not even as good as pigs waiting to be slaughtered.

Pigs still have swill, but Bai Ma Yicong was cut off from food by Yuan Shang!
After starving for days, Zhao Yun couldn't figure out why, seeing his subordinate Bai Ma Yicong was a wolf who was starving day by day, Zhao Yun felt uncomfortable, so he came to find Yuan Shang in person.

Seeing Zhao Yun coming to him in person, Yuan Shang unconsciously revealed a malicious smile.

"Brother Zilong, why are you free today?" Yuan Shang smiled and got up to greet him.

Zhao Yun's face twitched, as if hesitating, but he didn't know how to speak.

"Well, you guys, are you in short supply recently?" Zhao Yun was thin-skinned after all, so he didn't feel ashamed to ask why he gave Bai Ma Yicong no food.

Yuan Shang's face was a little dark: "Brother Zilong, how do you talk? Who is missing!"

"No. I mean, you guys are short of food recently?"

(End of this chapter)