The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 222 Wedding

Yuan Shang was very depressed. He thought that Xia Houjuan would be the best one to deal with, but in the end, he killed a Changshan Zhao Zilong on the way. , majestic, quite a feeling of being too cold at a high place.

Baduzi, who does he think he is?Su Shi?
However, thinking is nothing but thinking, facing this fierce general, no amount of thinking is futile. After all, fists are the last word. Yuan Shang feels that facing the current Zhao Yun, reasoning with him is purely playing the piano with a cow, and there is no operability at all.

No way, no matter what kind of problem Xia Houjuan had, he had no choice but to push the duck to the shelves and force it.

Yuan Shang glanced sadly at the high-spirited Zhao Yun, then looked at Xia Houjuan, took a deep breath in his heart, and said to Xia Houjuan, "If that's the case, then fine! You are responsible for explaining, How can I welcome you away?"

Xia Houjuan giggled, tapped his chin playfully, and said, "Since that's the case, let me just say, it's not really a big deal... just to test your literary talents, marrying someone Well, no one wants to marry a rough man, but a gentleman from a graceful family, hehe, don’t you think so?”

"Testing literary talent again?!" Yuan Shang and Sima Yi said in unison.

After being stunned for a while, Yuan Shang coughed lightly, cupped his hands slightly at Xia Houjuan, and said earnestly: "Then dare to ask Madam, how do you want to test my literary talent? Isn't it writing lyrics again?"

Xia Houjuan smiled cheerfully: "How troublesome is it to fill in the lyrics? I am not a person who has so many troubles. I just test your impression of me... Let me ask you, do you think I am beautiful?" ?”

Without any hesitation, Yuan Shang immediately nodded and said, "Beautiful, so beautiful! If you are not beautiful, why should I marry you?"

Xia Houjuan seemed very happy when he heard the words, and said with a smile: "That's good! Now that I've made a question, please use three words, Mr. Yuan, to comment on how beautiful I am. These three words must be There must be literary talents, not too common, not too ordinary, it must be full of meaning, so that people will be intoxicated....."

Beside Xia Houjuan, Zhao Yun also kept nodding his head and said: "Yes, these three words must have a wonderful feeling of shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods!"

Sima Yi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, he hurried to Yuan Shang's side, tiptoed and smiled, "My lord, this is feasible! It's too simple to describe a person's appearance in three words! Three words, three words! Can’t you even think of this? Then you’re too stupid………”

"Shut up—!" Yuan Shang gritted his teeth and interrupted Sima Yi's chatter.

"Three words, please, Mr. Yuan!" Zhao Yun stretched out his hand to Yuan Shang and made a gesture with a smile, feeling quite gloating.

Yuan Shang turned his head away, looked at Xia Houjuan blankly, stayed quietly for a while, then coughed lightly, and slowly said three words.

"I'm hard."

Everyone in the audience was ashamed when they heard the words, their mouths grew wide in surprise, and they looked at Yuan Shang in disbelief, not knowing how to evaluate these three words.

In the end, it was Sima Yi who broke the silence first.

"Well, no matter what...these three words... are really shocking!"

Zhao Yun's face was stiff, he nodded and said, "Of course."

Yuan Shang looked happy, and hurriedly said: "Then I have passed the test?"

Zhao Yun's face darkened, and he said hoarsely, "What do you think?"

Yuan Shang turned his head suddenly, and said to the people behind him: "This is not a trick at all! Why don't you take the test of literary talent, just fail to grab it! It's no fun to find it yourself!"

Sima Yi glanced at Zhao Yun depressedly, and said sullenly: "Steal it? Then you can score points with whoever grabs it! Can you beat him? He is almost as good as us!"

Yuan Shang ruthlessly raised his hand and pointed at Zhao Yun, saying: "Isn't it him? Make trouble! As long as he doesn't care, everything will be easy to talk about!"

Sima Yi glanced at Zhao Yun depressedly, and said, "But how can you let him ignore it?"

Yuan Shang turned his head and said solemnly to Zhao Yun: "General Zhao, I know that I have been biased towards your welfare recently, as long as you promise me to take away the bride, I will promise you, little fat sheep, ten thousand dollars." Just, five fine horses... Don't pretend to be aggressive, this shop will disappear after passing this village!"

Zhao Yun was stunned when he heard the words, then stroked his chin again and again, walking slowly into the depths of the mulberry forest, talking to himself authentically.

"It's a great day to get married. It's better not to disturb the situation for the couple... Don't disturb the situation... Yes, don't disturb the situation..."

As Zhao Yun talked to himself, he saw his figure slowly disappearing into the dense forest. The wind was calm, but he did not take away a single cloud.

Everyone watched Zhao Yun's figure go farther and farther helplessly, you look at me, I look at you, as if they didn't expect this brave and invincible peerless general to be put down so easily.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you catch him!" Yuan Shang stamped his feet anxiously and roared angrily.

All the people were stunned when they heard the words, and then hurriedly rushed forward, covered the frightened Xia Houjuan with a sack, tied it up and threw it directly into the car.

"Damn it! Don't hit it so hard, be careful with me, that's my daughter-in-law! My daughter-in-law!"

After taking Xia Houjuan down, everyone hurriedly picked up their things, got on their horses, drove their carts, and rushed frantically towards the next wedding venue.

It took a lot of time to meet two situations. Seeing that the auspicious time of worship is approaching, if the matter is not settled quickly, I am afraid that it will be an unbearable consequence in the end. If the auspicious time is not worshiped, it is not the same as the feudal ancient times. Humanly speaking, this marriage is not as good as not being married.

The team hurried to the Wuji Barracks in the west of the city. On the way, Yuan Shang looked at Sima Yi with a sad face and murmured, "The next one is Lu Lingqi. Finally... finally it's the hardest bone to crack!"

Sima Yi was also quite worried, and murmured: "This matter is really difficult~~!"

Unknowingly, Yuan Shang's head began to flow dense beads of sweat, and said helplessly while dripping: "What kind of problems do you think Lu Lingqi will give me? Is it also a test of my literary talent?"

Sima Yi thought for a while, then revealed a look of disapproval, and said, "With Miss Lu's fiery personality, it shouldn't be such a ridiculous thing that the topic is a test of literary talent! She herself doesn't have much literary talent...but I'm sure it will be much harder for you to pick her up than the first two."

Yuan Shang sighed helplessly when he heard the words, and said sadly: "The hero sees the same thing, and I have the same thought in my heart. Sigh, it feels really good."

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West of the city, Wuji Camp.

"My surname is Yuan! Why did you come here so late? Did you forget about this girl?" Lu Lingqi was wearing a big red gown, riding on a red horse. With a look of indignation, he looked fiercely at Yuan Shang who came here in a hurry.

Yuan Shang said with a chuckle: "Ma'am, forgive me, the work is too urgent, there are too many things to do, and there is a delay!"

Lu Lingqi's powdered eyebrows frowned, and said in a hateful voice: "What's the delay, are you stupid to be an old lady? Tell me, did Zhen Mi and Xia Houjuan come up with some strange tricks to embarrass you and delay your marriage reception time limit?"

Yuan Shang wiped the sweat from his brow, stretched out his thumb to Lu Lingqi, and said in admiration, "Madam's IQ is more than a little bit higher than that of other women!"

Lu Lingqi smiled coldly, and said: "I still can't figure out what those two girls are thinking, you bring them here, and I will teach them a lesson for you!"

Yuan Shang chuckled, and said, "Don't bother Madam, they have already been knocked down by me at this moment, and they are wrapped in big bags and put on the car behind!"

"Hiss—!" Lu Lingqi gasped when she heard the words, then glanced at the convoy behind the welcoming team, pursed her lips and said in admiration: "You're married, you really have to do it!" ……”

Yuan Shang smiled and said: "That's not true, this is the end of disobedience, good wife, come with me quickly, don't learn from them two!"

Lu Lingqi sneered immediately when she heard this, and said: "They give you a problem, and when I get to this girl, I will obediently follow you. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?"

Yuan Shang laughed when he heard the words: "Who dares to say that you have no face? It is clearly Madam Dadu!"

Lu Lingqi turned her head and said, "Stop talking nonsense! If you want to marry this girl, you must first pass my exam!"

Yuan Shang's face suddenly changed when he heard the words, and he sighed: "You also want to take the school test, don't you also want to test my essay?"

Lu Lingqi frowned when she heard the words, and snorted dissatisfiedly: "It's a joke, how could my old lady test such a sour thing on my husband, it's an insult to the demeanor of a general!"

When Yuan Shang heard the words, his expression brightened immediately: "Then what does Madam want to test me?"

After he finished speaking, he saw a weapon rack full of spears, machetes, and halberds brought to Yuan Shang.

Lu Lingqi casually took Fang Tian's painted halberd, then pointed at Yuan Shang, and said, "Take the weapon that you can handle yourself!"

Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard the words: "Madam, what do you mean?"

"What else can you do, contest!"

Yuan Shang took a deep breath, looked at her in amazement and said, "Ma'am, don't be joking, it's unlucky for married couples, what if you see blood... Of course you are I'm sure I'll see some blood tonight."

Lu Lingqi raised her head proudly, and snorted: "My father once said when he was alive, I am the daughter of a tiger and a wolf, and I should not marry a lazy person. Only a man who beats me on a horse is eligible to be my wife." Husband, so this fight must be fought!"

Yuan Shangwen blinked his eyes, and after a while, he said weakly: "Well, I will definitely not be able to beat you while riding on a horse, but I will win when I ride on you, do you believe it or not?"

(End of this chapter)