The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 240 The Barbarians
Cao Zhi was speechless. He obviously underestimated Yuan Shang's strategy and the thickness of his face. It was not until the original soldiers in a group shamelessly shouted the slogan "Baza Hey" in unison that Cao Zhi finally understood the true meaning of Yuan Shang's words. .

Since the founding of the Han Dynasty, the nomads of the Mobei Grassland have always been barbarians, and the uneducated people have plundered the Central Plains. I don’t want to think that hundreds of years have passed, and the times have changed. Yuan Shang, a shameless person, wants his Central Plains people Go back and rob the aliens! ?

And the most hateful thing is to use other people's identities to attract a show, and then put all the shit on other people's heads.

As a majestic native of Central Plains, Cao Zhi, who had read the rites of Confucius and Mencius since he was a child, couldn't bear it anymore. The flames of the pride of a cultural man and the self-esteem of Central Plains people rushed to his chest.

"Brother Yuan, please forgive my younger brother, I think your trip is very inappropriate!" Cao Zhi remonstrated bluntly, and said to Yuan Shang with a neat face: "As the saying goes, a gentleman should not steal, let alone a thief. Looting and plundering? My big man enshrines Confucianism, and regards benevolence and righteousness, moderation, rule of virtue, and benevolent government as the foundation. Please think about the honor and disgrace of the Yuan family."

Yuan Shang frowned, and suddenly hugged Cao Zhi, patted his shoulder and said, "Brother Xia Zi, actually, I didn't do this out of intention, but because of my reasons!"

Cao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "What's the reason?"

Yuan Shang smiled lightly and said: "Just now you said that my actions violated Confucian morality, so let me ask you, since hundreds of years ago, the Xiongnu and Xianbei were the main tribes outside the Great Wall, but have they rarely plundered?" Lost our Han Dynasty?"

Cao Zhi was stunned, sighed, and said: "The Xiongnu, Xianbei and other foreign races have always plundered our Han Dynasty's country as the main deputy, and invaded the surrounding counties and counties all the year round, causing the people on the border of our Han Dynasty to suffer from separation and displacement. Bitterness, if Emperor Xiaowu hadn't been wise enough to change the military system and reuse Changping Marquis Weiqing and champion Marquis Huo Qubing, I'm afraid that this external disaster would have spread to the hinterland of our dynasty..."

Yuan Shang clapped his hands heavily when he heard the words, and said: "That's it, the sage has a famous saying: It's not difficult to borrow and repay! Although we Han people are all gentlemen, the foreign barbarians outside the Great Wall have robbed so many of us in the past few hundred years. , Now I’m waiting to grab some back, but it’s just collecting our own things! How can it be regarded as robbery?”

Cao Zhi was at a loss, obviously a little dazed, and said: "Your words are pure nonsense... Also, which sage said the famous saying that it is not difficult to borrow if you borrow it? Yun has no level at all. "

"Don't care who said it, anyway, if you say what he said is reasonable or not, it's over!"

Cao Zhi was taken aback when he heard the words, and after thinking carefully for a while, he said in a low voice: "Although these words in your mouth are all unreasonable and do not conform to Confucian morals, but after careful consideration, they still have some meaning, and are not It just doesn't make sense at all..."

Yuan Shang felt relieved, patted Cao Zhi on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "It seems that although you have read a lot, you haven't made your brain stupid, and you are quite good at adapting to changes. You are really a child... . . . "

Zhao Yun squinted at Cao Zhi from the side, and said slowly: "On the surface, you look like a Confucian, but you will be fooled after a few words. It seems that you are not a good person!"

Cao Zhi: "........."

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On the edge of the grassland, the wind is light and the clouds are calm, the river is flowing, and the grass is luxuriant. A small tribe with a small population is herding horses and sheep here at the moment, living and working in peace and contentment. It is a scene of a happy grassland.

"Awww~~~!"

A burst of howling and ferocious hoofbeats resounded in the eardrums of this small tribe. The foreigners in the tribe looked up one after another, only to see a group of soldiers and horses with hideous faces in animal leather suits, imitating The wolf howled, howled and rushed towards his side, and rushed into his camp in just an instant!

Like a pack of hungry wolves, the invading invaders were divided into eight in an orderly arrangement, rushed into this small tribe, and began to loot the supplies without any explanation, including cattle, sheep, horses, tents, Cooking pots, clothes to be dried in the sun, everything that entered the target was not let go, and the crazy snatching only made a mess of the quiet and pleasant tribe just now.

In this tribe, there is also a small group of warriors. They took up their weapons one after another, howled and rushed towards the Wuji Camp. However, the strength of the Wuji Camp is too strong. The small tribe in China is hardly the same, almost in an instant, all the vital forces of this tribe were knocked down and subdued!
Yuan Shang was calm and relaxed, stationed horses with Zhao Yun in the distance, commanding the soldiers of Wuji Battalion as if pointing the mountains and rivers.

"Horses! The most important thing is horses! After our raid on Xianbei this time, we need a lot of replacement horses. You don't need anything else, but you must take all the horses away!"

"Clothes, pants, animal skins, armor, all of them are collected for me. The more fancy we dress up, the more effective we can conceal our identities.... Not enough pants? Not enough pants? Drive all those aliens into a pile, collectively Cut it down for me! A group of prairie people, what kind of pants are they wearing?!"

"Hey, hey, that one over there, there's no need for little fat sheep or something. After we raided Xianbei, what's the matter with driving a flock of sheep? No, no!"

"Fart!" Beside Yuan Shang, Zhao Yun was furious: "Who said you don't want sheep? You don't want sheep, and you can't do without sheep. You are still the leader of the three armies, and you can't live like this... Come on, give all the sheep Ben will rush to a pile! If you let go of one end, you are the only ones to ask!
Seeing the warriors of the Wuji Camp swarming like tigers and wolves, picking off the pants of the aliens, and robbing the lambs of the aliens, and looking at Yuan Shang and Zhao Yun, who were surrounded by two teams with green eyes, Cao Zhi couldn't help but He was so frightened that he was trembling all over. He stood beside Yuan Shang and said tremblingly to himself: "It's over, it's over! It's really over..."

"Where did this just go..." Yuan Shang gave Cao Zhi a contemptuous look, then pushed behind him, and said slowly: "All the things have been stolen, the hooligans are done playing, it's time for you, the interpreter, to appear on the stage! "

Cao Zhi trembled slightly when he heard the words, and said, "I...in this case, what use can I be?"

"None of the soldiers in my army can speak a foreign language. Go and tell those foreign people who were robbed by us to play hooligans, and say that we are the personal guards of Xianbei Kebi Neng Shanyu, who were ordered to collect the property of various ministries and fight southward. "

Cao Zhi trembled when he heard the words, and said: "You...you are telling me to deceive people? It is not a gentleman's action, and I swear not to do it!"

"Why is it called a swindler? This is a white lie... Think about it, these foreigners in Mobei have always made a living by looting the people of the Central Plains, and now they are suddenly tricked by the people of the Central Plains. How big a gap must they feel? One of them might have to set themselves on fire, and if you lie to them now, it is equivalent to saving their lives, which is better than building a seven-level pagoda!"

Cao Zhi blinked his eyes foolishly, and said, "Futu...what is it?"

"Futu is a pagoda... don't you know what a pagoda is?... a house! A big house by a thief, a seven-story villa! If you make this ticket, go back to Hebei tomorrow, and I'll give you one! "

Hearing the words, Cao Zhi had no choice but to ride forward timidly, and shouted at the vagrants of the foreign tribes in the Xianbei dialect of "quack quack la la", telling them that he was a subordinate of Xianbei's Kebineng tribe and was ordered to come to converge The supplies of various ministries and so on.

At this moment, Yuan Jun stripped off the trousers of these aliens, each of them covered their crotch with their hands. Hearing Cao Zhi's words, they couldn't help being filled with righteous indignation. Suddenly realizing that there was no cover under his crotch, he had to put down his hands resentfully, and stared at the crowd of Yuan Jun inexplicably wronged.

Cao Zhi came back to Yuan Shang with drooping brows, but he saw Yuan Shang hastily asked, "How is it? You said we belonged to Kebineng's department, did they believe it?"

Cao Zhi gave Yuan Shang a resentful look, and said in a low voice: "I don't know if they believe it or not, anyway, I said it!"

Yuan Shang immediately interjected: "Then what are they yelling at you?"

"They...they..." Cao Zhi's face changed, he hesitated for a while before he said helplessly: "They called us barbarians!"

Yuan Shang: "..."

Well, it's no wonder that Cao Zhi's complexion is not very good-looking. Being called a barbarian by a group of veritable barbarians, no one will feel too comfortable if this kind of thing happens to anyone.

Yuan Shang looked up to the sky and sighed, shaking his head and said: "Forget it, forget it! Since we have reached this point and have been scolded as barbarians, then we will simply play hooligans to the end... Send an order, set fire to their tribe! "

"No~~!"

Accompanied by the thick flames and the swearing words of the people from the small tribes of different races, this so-called barbarian team was full of harvests, driving horses and flocks, and gradually ran away to the far west.

A few days later, a sensational rumor began to spread in the small half of Mobei Grassland. The Xianbei Shan Yu Ke Bineng on the border of Youzhou had prepared a group of barbarians from nowhere to confiscate the supplies of cattle and sheep. It was rumored that this barbarian army Wherever they go, it is like locusts crossing the border, hungry wolves rampant, can make the sky dark, make the long river dry up, make the cattle and sheep howl, and make the children cry!

This barbarian army is like a myth that popped in on the grassland. They snatched and plundered everything. Except for shit, they didn't let go of anything they could get their hands on. , Reach out and take it, reach out and grab it!
All of a sudden, the notoriety of the barbarians of the Ke Bineng Department was like a sea wave, and a violent hurricane blew up on the entire grassland!

(End of this chapter)