human ice maker

Chapter 995 Sky burial is an idiot

Chapter 995 Sky burial is an idiot
While the two were talking, a burst of elated cheers suddenly broke out among the crowd of centaurs.Liudao and Sky Zan couldn't help turning their heads to look, only to realize that it was the strong centaur who had already lit the fire.At this moment, the strong centaur was holding up the ZIPPO lighter that was still on fire, with a proud look on his face, while the male and female centaurs around were cheering and jumping.

A lighter actually made them happy like this...

"Yo." Sky Burial said in surprise, "It hit me? Isn't it so stupid that there is no cure?"

Are you the one who is so stupid that there is no cure?Liu Dao rolled his eyes, really wondering how this guy's head grew.Is it all muscle?

At this time, Sky Burial had turned its head, and happily raised its chin towards Liudao: "Look, am I amazing?"

"Amazing fart." Liu Dao couldn't complain anymore, how could he be so proud of helping someone light a fire for himself?

Sky Burial obviously misunderstood Liu Dao's meaning, and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't be afraid, I'll tell them later, I won't let them roast you no matter what. They did."

"Oh." Liu Dao asked weakly, "Then where are your knives and guns?"

"Uh..." Sky Burial scratched its head and said, "They took it away."

"..." Liu Dao was silent for a long time, then suddenly said: "Sky Burial."

"Ok?"

"May I ask, how did you live to be so old?"

……

There is a wall between the wise and the stupid, and you will never see what is on the other side of the wall.

Sky Burial doesn't understand Liu Dao's thoughts, and Liu Dao also doesn't understand what Sky Burial is thinking.Why did he complicate such a simple question?

Sure enough, smart people and stupid people can't be friends, because one day you will be pissed off.

At this moment, Liu Dao suddenly misses 11...

The two people here are still chatting one after another, and the centaurs over there have already started the fire.It didn't take long for the bonfire that had been set up to ignite a raging fire.The centaurs gathered around the campfire, cheering excitedly.Sky Burial was also affected by this lively atmosphere, with a bright smile on his face, he patted Liu Dao on the shoulder and said, "Look, how innocent these guys are, they can be so happy with a fire."

Simple...Your uncle!

Liu Dao is already unable to complain, and it is indeed an invincible state to be so stupid.

But at this moment, the strong centaur waved his hand, and suddenly four or five centaurs ran out, and then tied up the bewildered sky burial without any explanation.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Sky Burial shouted while struggling, but unfortunately his strength was not as strong as that of a centaur, and he couldn't stand up to the crowd, so he was bound tightly in the blink of an eye.Then they were framed up like pigs, and the two of them were carried towards the bonfire just like that.

Sky Burial turned to look at Liu Dao, with an expression of wanting to cry.And Liu Dao simply closed his eyes, and sighed weakly——that's what he knew.Only Sky Burial, a simple idiot who has no friends, would believe in the "friendship" of centaurs.No, they never gave him friendship at all. If a pat on the shoulder counts as friendship, then there will be no wars in the world, okay?

"Six Ways." Sky Burial said with a sad face, "I was cheated."

"Ah." Liu Dao said weakly, "I saw it."

"What should we do now?" Sky Burial looked around: "Is it really going to be roasted and eaten?"

"Yeah." Liu Dao nodded, "And you started the fire."

Sky Burial pouted and asked, "Is there anything else you can do?"

"Yes, I fought with them."

"..." Sky Burial looked over with a disgusted look on his face: "Your brain is really hopeless. Didn't you see that both of us are tied up? How do you fight?"

"Yo ho." Liu Dao said appreciatively, "Are you able to use your brain?"

"That's right." Sky Burial raised his chin, but when he thought about the situation of the two of them, he quickly became numb again.He said awkwardly: "I said, is there anything else you can do? If not, the two of us will really become roasted pigs today."

Liu Dao said firmly, "There are many ways."

Sky Burial's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked: "What way?"

Liu Dao glanced at him: "It's useless to tell you, because you must not understand with your IQ."

Sky Burial said anxiously: "If you don't say it, then you should do it quickly."

"What's the rush?" Liu Dao rolled his eyes: "Anyway, it won't turn you into a roast pig."

Although Liu Dao seemed to be in agreement, Sky Burial couldn't think of anything he could do.So the two of them were carried closer and closer to the bonfire in such a leisurely way...

Meanwhile, on the other side.

A groan suddenly came from a dark cave.

The monkey rubbed its back and sat up, opened its eyes and looked around.This is a very dark cave, with only a few sparse rays of light coming in from the top, which are scattered on the surrounding ground like spots, but the place outside the range of these few rays of light is still pitch black, and nothing can be seen.

"Cold night." The monkey called out.

"Well..." Soon, Leng Ye's response came from not far away.

"Are you OK?"

Leng Ye struggled to get up, rubbed the painful part, and said weakly: "Thanks to you, I'm not dead yet." After a pause, he asked again: "What's the smell?"

The monkey was stunned: "What smell?"

"There is a very fishy smell, don't you smell it?"

"Is there?" The monkey sniffed vigorously, and said blankly, "Why didn't I smell it?"

"Fuck, monkey, is your nose okay? Didn't you smell such a strong stench?"

The monkey sniffed again, but still didn't smell anything.But at this moment, he was startled for a moment, and he came to his senses—couldn't it be a side effect of Dr. Madman's transformation, which caused his olfactory system to be lost?

It has to be said that the monkey's nerves are still quite strong, and it has not reacted until now after losing its sense of smell.However, the function of the sense of smell is not very useful for monkeys, so he didn't pay much attention to it. This kind of consciousness only flashed in his mind and was quickly thrown aside by him. He hurriedly searched for his cannon barrel in the dark.

Fortunately, the cannon barrel fell beside the monkey, and he found it soon after only a while of groping.Picking up the cannon barrel and holding it in his arms, the monkey manipulated it in the dark, and then there was a soft "pop", and a beam of bright light suddenly shot out from the bottom of the cannon barrel.

This is the flashlight function of the cannon barrel assembly, because this thing is too big, considering that if you go to a dark place, it is unrealistic to hold the flashlight in one hand and the cannon barrel in the other, so under the strong suggestion of the monkey, Dr. Gave him a flashlight.It's just that I haven't had a chance to use the flashlight since I installed it, but I didn't expect it to be used here.

After the monkey turned on the flashlight, it shone towards Leng Ye. The strong light hit his face, causing Leng Ye to narrow his eyes. .”

But the monkey didn't move, not even moving the flashlight away.If Leng Ye could see it, he would be surprised to find that the monkey was staring straight behind him, but with a look of astonishment on his face.

(End of this chapter)

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