The ace all-rounder is on fire

Chapter 297 Planting the Roots

Chapter 297 Planting the Roots
——"I think what's the matter...it should be this big!"

The man pointed to the bricks laid on the boulevard and said solemnly.

——"You can pull it down! It looks like you didn't pass the physics in junior high school. Gold is very dense. 1 ton of gold is just a cube with a side length of 30 centimeters, and its volume is only a little bigger than a basketball."

——"No way... 1 ton of gold is only that little?! Successfully subverted my cognition."

Fang Can stuffed the gold brick into Lin Shen's hand, "Sister Shen, thank you for your folk prescription."

Lin Shen kept his hands in his pockets, and didn't intend to reach out to take it. He frowned slightly, looking at Fang Can like he was looking at an idiot.

"Stop teasing, take it home and return it to your grandfather. Si Yang, let's go."

"Hey!"

Si Yang held Lin Shen's arm, and the two chatted and laughed and threw Fang Can away.

Fang Can held the gold brick with a messy face: "Sister Shen, I'm serious! I'm not short of money!"

Lin Shen waved his hands without looking back, "Go back and rest!"

The elder brother next to him sneaked up to him, holding up his mobile phone to Fang Can, "Hey, Young Master Fang, she doesn't want this... don't waste it! I also participated in the million-dollar collection, and I have contributed too. How about you consider it?" Consider this? Take a look at my "Eighteen Whip Xuan Zhenxiong Prescription", one hundred and eight Chinese medicines are mixed together and boiled for three days and three nights for seven, seven and 49 days. Let me tell you, my prescription The old man is awesome..."

Fang Can looked at the list of medicinal materials - tiger penis, deer penis, bear penis, bull penis, horse penis... [-] kinds, and finally there is a suanni penis.

Followed below: oyster, cistanche, actinolite, human white, human yellow...

Dozens of lines are eloquent.

Fang Can gritted his teeth and his heart was filled with evil fire, "Dude, are you serious? I can bear the tiger whip and the deer whip, but where can I get your slender whip? I have to go through the ancient prehistoric Can't catch the head beast?"

"No, no, it's not that troublesome." The brother-in-law was very enthusiastic and took the trouble to press: "Suan Ni is a lion, and the ancients called a lion Suan Ni. Others can't get a lion whip, but who are you? For you It’s not a problem! Fang Shao, the lion is fierce! Especially the male lion, it is said in the animal world that the male lion has sex with the female lion more than 300 times a day, each time for more than ten seconds..."

Fang Can wished to stuff the gold brick into his mouth, "Have you finished?"

"Young Master Fang, don't look at Brother Lion for a short time, but he can't stand the high frequency... More than 300 times a day, it doesn't stop..."

Fang Can: "All right, fellow Taoist, can you stop? Just your stuff, stewed with oysters for three days and three nights... Do you think I'm not dying fast enough?"

The elder brother was very sincere, "Young Master Fang, don't get me wrong, my prescription also has heat-clearing and fire-reducing ingredients, look at [Renzhongbai] and [Renzhonghuang], both of which are powerful medicines in large doses. "

"People are white, people are yellow? What?"

Fang Can scratched his head, expressing his bewilderment.

"Renzhongbai is urine-alkaline, and you have to pick it out from the urine bucket of people with a particularly retro rural life. Renzhonghuang puts licorice powder into a bamboo tube and soaks it in a cesspit for 100 days..."

vomit……

"Young Master Fang, are you sick? Hold on, I have a little more to say."

"Hey, hey... Young Master Fang, if you have something to say, why are you doing it?"

"Hey! Don't hit! Don't hit! I'm kind!"

"Grandson! You fucking stop - don't run away! I'm going to feed you a scumbag today!"

10 minutes later, a video went viral on the campus network——#million gold brick·Lin Shen abandons the award~Fang Shao is depressed·What is a person who is yellow? #
The farce video went online, and the big brother who got kicked twice was still following the post, trying to justify his own prescription.

On the first day of school after the National Day, Communication University was lively again.

Qiu Nan, who missed the million-dollar gold prize, looked at the post and gritted his teeth with hatred——Lin Shen, you ruined my money!
( ̄dish ̄)
When Qiu Nan got the folk prescription of [Blood Remaining Charcoal], it was exactly 3 minutes late, but Lin Shen got there first.

That time, it was Si Yang following the post, who kindly left Lin Shen's name, but Qiu Nan put the blame on Lin Shen.

Now that the folk remedies are working, Lin Shen even played a fake role, rejecting a million gold bricks in public, not allowing others to take them if he didn't want them, didn't he post the post on purpose to disgust everyone?

Qiu Nan arranged a meal for Lin Shen in his heart.

***
Lin Shen never imagined how much disaster this unintentional move would cause him in the future.

Back in the girls' dormitory, Lin Shen cleaned up the sundries and threw some rubbish into the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Lin Shen met a person who helped the dog thief plan to kidnap his third-year senior sister—Liu Yuan.

Liu Yuan turned his back to Lin Shen, holding a small Burberry leather Tilt handbag, gesturing and talking to a girl in front of him.

"Look again. My bag is absolutely genuine. It's brand new. I've only carried it once or twice. It has an invoice. You can go to the counter to inspect it."

"Why are new bags being sold?"

"I sold this bag at a low price because I bought two new bags."

The girl looked at the bag with some hesitation. She seemed to like it very much, but the price was beyond her mind.

"This brand new bag is only 15900 yuan, and your second-hand one costs 13500 yuan, which is only 2400 yuan cheaper..."

Liu Yuan bit her lip, "Then how about I give you another 200, 13300?"

The girl shook her head, "It's still expensive."

"How about 13000? It's really not good, 12500! It's really the lowest price."

Lin Shen snorted, and said behind the scenes: "Second-hand ones are still so expensive, is Miss Liu crazy about money?"

Startled, Liu Yuan turned around and met Lin Shen's cool gaze.

Liu Yuan's eyes flicked across Lin Shen's face, and he paused for a few seconds. He shook his hair, raised his chin slightly, and trembled slightly with the hand holding the bag.

A thick foundation was applied on her face to cover up some bruises, but no matter how she covered it up, she could still see the slight asymmetry between the left and right faces.

"Lin...Lin Shen..."

Liu Yuan took a step back subconsciously, clenching his teeth and clenching his fists, looking defensive.

Lin Shen raised his eyebrows, glanced at the girl next to him, and snorted, "This senior sister Liu Yuan is teasing you, she owes a lot of usury, and she is in a hurry to pay off the debt, how to bargain... I don't need to teach you, do I? "

The woman suddenly realized, "Sauce... I just pretended to be like a local tyrant, and I bought two new bags, both of which cost 5+, and I sold the old ones..."

The girl curled her lips in disdain, rolled her eyes and pondered for a while, "3000 yuan! I won't buy any more!"

3000!

Looking at the three fingers stretched out by the girl, Liu Yuan desperately restrained the urge to throw the bag on Lin Shen's face, swallowing saliva fiercely, his eyes were burning with madness like a demon possessed, and he stared fiercely. Looking at Lin Shen.

(End of this chapter)

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