My Anti-Japanese Brigade

Chapter 302: The Monk Fights!

Chapter 302: The Monk Fights!
A man at the foot of Mang Mountain,

Holding a wisteria to turn the sky upside down!
Ten years without fear of cold and heat,
Success is 'Xiao Luoxian'!
But seeing the tall, thin man holding a short stick with his eyebrows in his hand, as soon as he came to the stage, he uttered a bandit poem, but what is a bandit poem is the poem read by the bandit newspaper.So, this bandit is not terrible, what is terrible is that this bandit is educated.And this Xiao Luoxian is one of them.In his early years, he also made a move, but since the fall of the Manchu Dynasty, it was useless, so he abandoned literature and martial arts, asked for such a meal discount, and started the business of robbing houses, and now he also owns a house , I also have a daughter-in-law, and I live a good life.And he will come to the stage now because he wants to rely on his own kung fu and take in a concubine, and his life will be completely happy! ...

"Okay!..." But when Xiao Luoxian's voice fell, there was a burst of applause.Of course, this doesn't mean how good Xiao Luoxian's kung fu is, it can only be said that Xiao Luoxian recites poems well.Moreover, among these bandits, there are very few educated ones, even Du Sanniang and Du Zhenshan are a little tempted after seeing it.Because the guy is tall, tall, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and cultured, he is the best candidate for a door-to-door son-in-law.

However, the crowd was applauding and jubilant, but the great monk scratched his head and asked, "What do you mean?..."

"Hmph! Look at your uneducated appearance,... I will give you a stick!..." But hearing that Xiao Luoxian shouted angrily, the eyebrow-level short stick in his hand hit the broken ring head-on.However, at the moment of breaking the precept, it seems that he has not yet woken up from that contemplation.But seeing this stick hit the top of the head and heart of this broken precept!
"Crack!..."

He only heard the sound of a vine being snapped, and Xiao Luoxian was dumbfounded.Because he didn't feel anything about breaking the precepts, but his hands were numb from the shock, as if they were about to split.And he watched helplessly, the short vine stick was smashed on the head of the broken ring, gradually deformed, then broke from it, and finally broke into two sections, how can this be hit?He said he wanted to combine fists and kicks, but he gave up when he saw his claws like chicken feet, and he felt that these hands might be worse than the wooden vine.So this little Luoxian walked down the ring with shaking hands and said, "Pervert! It's so fucking perverted, how do you fight this ****?..."

However, at this moment, Xiao Luoxian was not the only one who was screaming perverted, all the juniors who wanted to get a kick shouted in dissatisfaction: "Go down! Go down!... Let your master come up!..."

"Namo Amitabha Buddha!... The poor monk can't step down without an order!...Please forgive me!..." Breaking the precepts and clasping hands together, really watching the nose with the eyes, the mouth with the nose, and the heart with the mouth, turning a deaf ear, just waiting for Qi Dabing to come on stage Come change yourself.Of course, he was not afraid of Qi Dabing lying to himself, because he had just said that if Qi Dabing lied to himself, he would go to the [-]th floor of hell.So he is not afraid of being attacked by Qi Dabing.

"Master Du, you have already agreed on this platform to recruit relatives through martial arts competitions! ... But don't you care about taking the exam for me? If you don't care, then we will go back and find the elders in the family. Let's compare, whose family has more elders!... Let's compare here!..." At this moment, someone in the audience really got angry, and even pointed the finger at Du Zhenshan.

"Uh!..." Hearing these words, Du Zhenshan couldn't help feeling embarrassed, because he thought about this matter very well, and he resolved his family's grievances while competing in martial arts to recruit relatives.And recruited a master, just to deal with that 'fang wolf'.But this time, the tooth wolf did not show up for a long time, but a big monk jumped out to block the way. This matter is really strange.However, at this moment, Du Zhenshan turned his eyes and thought about it, and immediately laughed and said: "Haha!... It's listed as a little peace, but it's fine if no one can beat this great monk. Originally, this arena is After choosing a son-in-law, if he wins the duel with the tooth wolf, he will be my uncle of Du Zhenshan, but what if he loses? Then consider yourself unlucky!... I don’t know, has the tooth wolf come? It should be Did you show your face?... Has the 'Garal Wolf' come or not?... If you are afraid, there are heroes in this list! Don't say that I, Du Zhenshan, are not righteous and lead the army to attack you Laoyeling!... "

"Here we come!...It's been here all the time!...Looking at your wedding invitation, it's very lively, and you didn't dare to disturb it!...I said you did too, you mixed this good thing with bloody things, we're about to see you soon How red is bad? How unlucky?..." But hearing this strange voice, he squeezed out such a person from the crowd, and saw that he was wearing a broken bamboo hat and wearing a full body The patched clothes are struggling to climb up the ring!It made everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

"This is the 'fang wolf'? Can't it?...Just like a bear, how can you kill a little devil?..."

"That's right, look at his clothes? Even a beggar is better dressed than him!...This must be a counterfeit!..."

"Don't tell me, once he comes to power, our chance will come. Didn't you hear what Du Zhenshan said? As long as you defeat him, you will be his son-in-law!..."

"Hmph! Don't listen to Du Zhenshan's nonsense, if this son-in-law is not satisfied, who knows what tricks he will play?..."

At this moment, there was a lot of discussion in the audience, and the Qi soldier also took advantage of this effort to climb up the ring and shouted loudly: "Everyone be quiet, listen to us!..."

Qi Dabing suppressed the situation with a loud voice, and then said: "I repeat here, you rape and plunder on weekdays, and our Eighth Route Army can't see it, but I never thought that someone would dare to hit our Eighth Route Army. On the head!... Now you all listen to me, this ugly talk is up front, who dares to take the idea of ​​​​our Eighth Route Army, first there is the bearded man from Batu Cave, then there is Shi Tailong from SYS, and the Erlongshan man What is the second master, this is the end, this is an example!... Anyone who doesn't believe this, just come up and try, don't blame me for being a bad hand!... You let the Japanese not fight, and you specifically drag the Eighth Route Army back. I see Kill one!...Okay, that's all!...What are you still doing here? Are you waiting to marry a wife?..."

Qi Dabing talked for a long time, and when he saw the broken precept, he was still standing on the stage!Immediately a cold drink! ...

"Hey! Can I go down? Then you have to be careful!..." The great monk heard that he could go down, so he ran faster than anything else, for fear that Qi Dabing would leave him on it again and marry a wife ! ...

However, in response to the breaking of the precept, everyone in the audience immediately understood that the great monk was recruited by the Eighth Route Army to support the situation.So the audience became agitated again, and some even started thinking about Da Bing Qi! ...

(End of this chapter)

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