My Anti-Japanese Brigade
Chapter 313 'Daoji' Buddha!
Chapter 313 'Daoji' Buddha!
"Dumb aunt!...Auntie?...Crack!..." Qi Dabing just called out the word 'aunt', and knew he had been fooled, so he slapped himself hard.However, at this time, the dumb aunt opened the door with surprise in her eyes, blinked her eyes, and looked at her nephew who was ten years older than herself, as if asking: My good nephew, it's late at night, why don't you run away from me? Hello? ...
"Pack up your things, let me take you to play!..." Qi Dabing said with a little embarrassment.But the dumb girl didn't buy it, and then slammed the door down, because she was going to sleep!Going out to play this big night is definitely sick.
"Go to Baishi Town, go get medicine!..." Qi Dabing pushed the door open and followed in, but Xiaoying on the bed was startled, and quickly got into his bed, covering himself tightly.
"Do!..."
At this moment, as expected by Qi Dabing, a flying knife shot straight at him, but seeing him dodge, the flying knife was nailed to the door panel.
"Nizi, you can't keep playing like this. If you keep playing like this, I will be killed by you sooner or later!... Alas!..." Before Qi Dabing could finish his words, the dumb girl hit her head and face.
"Forget it, I'll go by myself!..." Qi Dabing was annoyed by the beating, he blocked the dumb girl's hand, and ran out of the house.And when he went out, he met Chun'er, this little girl, with a pair of watery eyes, stared at Qi Dabing closely.That meaning seems to be asking: Why did you come out of the dumb aunt's room this late at night?Could it be? ...
"What are you looking at? Damn girl, go to sleep!...I'm looking for dumb aunt to do business!..." Although Qi Dabing disdained to explain to Chun'er, on second thought, it's better to explain clearly.Otherwise, this little girl is going around gossiping, how can I bear it.However, at this moment, it was getting darker and darker, and Chuner shouted with a little understanding: "I don't see anything, I don't know anything!...Ah!..."
This Chun'er ran away screaming, leaving only the dumbfounded Qi Dabing.He felt that he was going to die, this damn bastard, he would definitely talk about it tomorrow.But just when Qi Dabing had no good plan, Ya Gu came out of the house with her bag on her back very dissatisfied.
"What's wrong? Figured it out?..." Seeing the dumb girl coming out, Qi Dabing was overjoyed, feeling that there was something to be said for this matter.But at this time, the dumb aunt gestured, she wanted to take the car, she needed to rest, otherwise she wouldn't go.
"There is a car! There must be this one!..." Qi Dabing felt that he was quite tired, so he should find a car.But there is still a lack of a coachman and a certificate of good citizenship. Who can I turn to?Great monk, this great monk is the most suitable. Not only can he drive a car, but he also has a certificate of good citizenship on his body, and it is in Japanese. It must be of great use.So thinking of this, Qi Dabing took his dumb aunt to the dormitory of the great monk, and at this time the great monk was doing evening class, chanting scriptures there! ...
"Great monk, come out quickly, I have something good to see you!..." Qi Dabing banged on the door, and after a while, he broke the precept and came out.
"Amitabha!... The two benefactors came to visit late at night. I don't know why?..." Breaking the precepts and saluting the Buddha.But at this moment, Qi Dabing replied very straightforwardly: "Hurry up and send us into the city!..."
"Amitabha! I haven't finished the evening class for the poor monk, please ask the benefactor to ask someone else to be wise!..." It is said that the great monk is upright, but he also has an unkind side. Hearing that he was asked to drive in the middle of the night, he immediately went to the house shrink.
"Alas! Alas!... Great Monk?..." At this moment, seeing the broken precepts, he retreated into the room, as if eight cows could not be dragged back.Qi Dabing had an idea, and there it is!
"This time, we are going to 'Tianxian Donkey Meat'! Oh! If you don't go, it's really a pity!...Let's go! Dumb girl, let's go find Shunliu, he must like to go!..." Qi Dabing yelled at the top of his voice, but when he saw the door that was about to close suddenly opened, he jumped out barefoot and said, "Where's the car?..."
"The car is in the backyard!...and this is going into the city, I have to dress up, dress up, let me see if you have any useful things here?..." Qi Dabing was just looking for dumb aunt , I had an idea and planned to sneak into the city pretending to be a monk.But to pretend to be a monk, one must have monk's equipment, so Qi Dabing thought of breaking the burden of breaking the precepts.And there is also a wooden box for this relapse, these two things are all the belongings of the relapse.On weekdays, it is also hidden like a treasure, and others don't know what is in it!
However, why did Dabing Qi insist on pretending to be a monk and sneaking into Baishi Town without leaving the secret path?That's because he wanted to pass through the city gate to see the defense situation of Baishi Town, and check to see if he could find any useful news.And the other one is that the fewer people who walk the secret path, the better, and the fewer the less, the harder it is to find out.In this way, it can be reserved for future use and become your own trump card.
"Amitabha! Almighty, please stop, poor monk, this is really useless for almsgiver!..." The petty man who broke the precepts came up again, and he followed Qi Dabing into the house.But at this moment, Qi Dabing smacked his lips and said: "Why are you following me? Why don't you go to the car? Otherwise, the donkey meat will fly away!..."
"Hey!..." As soon as the donkey meat was mentioned, he broke the precept and suddenly remembered the teachings of his master: money is something outside the body, if you don't bring it with you when you are born, you won't take it with you when you die.In this life, it is difficult to live for [-] days.Even if your home has tens of millions of houses, you only need to be three feet wide to sleep.Even if your family has tens of millions of money, you can't take half a penny after death.Even if your family has tens of thousands of clothes, you will not be able to wear each one until you die.You take off your shoes and socks at night, wondering if you will wear them tomorrow.Look at the size of this temple, but it is only a temporary residence. This small box is your eternal home! ...
"Master is right! People live a lifetime of grass and trees, why should they be attached to things outside of the body?...Hey! Why are you rummaging through my boxes?..." That breaking the precepts, finally came to enlightenment, but saw Qi Dabing rummaging through boxes and boxes. !So, he is no longer calm,...
"You said that you are a monk, eating meat and drinking alcohol, and you are so stingy, I will borrow you a few things, and it's not like I won't return them. Can I still take your rags and run away?..." During the speech Then, Qi Dabing dug out from the box a broken Buddha's hat, a string of very worn beads, a wooden fish, a wooden mallet, a broken cattail fan, and a broken wine gourd.When Qi Dabing looked at these things, he felt familiar, as if he had seen them somewhere before.
"Oh! Amitabha! Sin! Sin!...Captain, why did you take out all the treasures of the 'Daoji' Patriarch?..." The broken precepts were bowed there, but Qi Dabing was stunned by what he said. Is the monk's head broken? ...
(End of this chapter)
"Dumb aunt!...Auntie?...Crack!..." Qi Dabing just called out the word 'aunt', and knew he had been fooled, so he slapped himself hard.However, at this time, the dumb aunt opened the door with surprise in her eyes, blinked her eyes, and looked at her nephew who was ten years older than herself, as if asking: My good nephew, it's late at night, why don't you run away from me? Hello? ...
"Pack up your things, let me take you to play!..." Qi Dabing said with a little embarrassment.But the dumb girl didn't buy it, and then slammed the door down, because she was going to sleep!Going out to play this big night is definitely sick.
"Go to Baishi Town, go get medicine!..." Qi Dabing pushed the door open and followed in, but Xiaoying on the bed was startled, and quickly got into his bed, covering himself tightly.
"Do!..."
At this moment, as expected by Qi Dabing, a flying knife shot straight at him, but seeing him dodge, the flying knife was nailed to the door panel.
"Nizi, you can't keep playing like this. If you keep playing like this, I will be killed by you sooner or later!... Alas!..." Before Qi Dabing could finish his words, the dumb girl hit her head and face.
"Forget it, I'll go by myself!..." Qi Dabing was annoyed by the beating, he blocked the dumb girl's hand, and ran out of the house.And when he went out, he met Chun'er, this little girl, with a pair of watery eyes, stared at Qi Dabing closely.That meaning seems to be asking: Why did you come out of the dumb aunt's room this late at night?Could it be? ...
"What are you looking at? Damn girl, go to sleep!...I'm looking for dumb aunt to do business!..." Although Qi Dabing disdained to explain to Chun'er, on second thought, it's better to explain clearly.Otherwise, this little girl is going around gossiping, how can I bear it.However, at this moment, it was getting darker and darker, and Chuner shouted with a little understanding: "I don't see anything, I don't know anything!...Ah!..."
This Chun'er ran away screaming, leaving only the dumbfounded Qi Dabing.He felt that he was going to die, this damn bastard, he would definitely talk about it tomorrow.But just when Qi Dabing had no good plan, Ya Gu came out of the house with her bag on her back very dissatisfied.
"What's wrong? Figured it out?..." Seeing the dumb girl coming out, Qi Dabing was overjoyed, feeling that there was something to be said for this matter.But at this time, the dumb aunt gestured, she wanted to take the car, she needed to rest, otherwise she wouldn't go.
"There is a car! There must be this one!..." Qi Dabing felt that he was quite tired, so he should find a car.But there is still a lack of a coachman and a certificate of good citizenship. Who can I turn to?Great monk, this great monk is the most suitable. Not only can he drive a car, but he also has a certificate of good citizenship on his body, and it is in Japanese. It must be of great use.So thinking of this, Qi Dabing took his dumb aunt to the dormitory of the great monk, and at this time the great monk was doing evening class, chanting scriptures there! ...
"Great monk, come out quickly, I have something good to see you!..." Qi Dabing banged on the door, and after a while, he broke the precept and came out.
"Amitabha!... The two benefactors came to visit late at night. I don't know why?..." Breaking the precepts and saluting the Buddha.But at this moment, Qi Dabing replied very straightforwardly: "Hurry up and send us into the city!..."
"Amitabha! I haven't finished the evening class for the poor monk, please ask the benefactor to ask someone else to be wise!..." It is said that the great monk is upright, but he also has an unkind side. Hearing that he was asked to drive in the middle of the night, he immediately went to the house shrink.
"Alas! Alas!... Great Monk?..." At this moment, seeing the broken precepts, he retreated into the room, as if eight cows could not be dragged back.Qi Dabing had an idea, and there it is!
"This time, we are going to 'Tianxian Donkey Meat'! Oh! If you don't go, it's really a pity!...Let's go! Dumb girl, let's go find Shunliu, he must like to go!..." Qi Dabing yelled at the top of his voice, but when he saw the door that was about to close suddenly opened, he jumped out barefoot and said, "Where's the car?..."
"The car is in the backyard!...and this is going into the city, I have to dress up, dress up, let me see if you have any useful things here?..." Qi Dabing was just looking for dumb aunt , I had an idea and planned to sneak into the city pretending to be a monk.But to pretend to be a monk, one must have monk's equipment, so Qi Dabing thought of breaking the burden of breaking the precepts.And there is also a wooden box for this relapse, these two things are all the belongings of the relapse.On weekdays, it is also hidden like a treasure, and others don't know what is in it!
However, why did Dabing Qi insist on pretending to be a monk and sneaking into Baishi Town without leaving the secret path?That's because he wanted to pass through the city gate to see the defense situation of Baishi Town, and check to see if he could find any useful news.And the other one is that the fewer people who walk the secret path, the better, and the fewer the less, the harder it is to find out.In this way, it can be reserved for future use and become your own trump card.
"Amitabha! Almighty, please stop, poor monk, this is really useless for almsgiver!..." The petty man who broke the precepts came up again, and he followed Qi Dabing into the house.But at this moment, Qi Dabing smacked his lips and said: "Why are you following me? Why don't you go to the car? Otherwise, the donkey meat will fly away!..."
"Hey!..." As soon as the donkey meat was mentioned, he broke the precept and suddenly remembered the teachings of his master: money is something outside the body, if you don't bring it with you when you are born, you won't take it with you when you die.In this life, it is difficult to live for [-] days.Even if your home has tens of millions of houses, you only need to be three feet wide to sleep.Even if your family has tens of millions of money, you can't take half a penny after death.Even if your family has tens of thousands of clothes, you will not be able to wear each one until you die.You take off your shoes and socks at night, wondering if you will wear them tomorrow.Look at the size of this temple, but it is only a temporary residence. This small box is your eternal home! ...
"Master is right! People live a lifetime of grass and trees, why should they be attached to things outside of the body?...Hey! Why are you rummaging through my boxes?..." That breaking the precepts, finally came to enlightenment, but saw Qi Dabing rummaging through boxes and boxes. !So, he is no longer calm,...
"You said that you are a monk, eating meat and drinking alcohol, and you are so stingy, I will borrow you a few things, and it's not like I won't return them. Can I still take your rags and run away?..." During the speech Then, Qi Dabing dug out from the box a broken Buddha's hat, a string of very worn beads, a wooden fish, a wooden mallet, a broken cattail fan, and a broken wine gourd.When Qi Dabing looked at these things, he felt familiar, as if he had seen them somewhere before.
"Oh! Amitabha! Sin! Sin!...Captain, why did you take out all the treasures of the 'Daoji' Patriarch?..." The broken precepts were bowed there, but Qi Dabing was stunned by what he said. Is the monk's head broken? ...
(End of this chapter)
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