My Anti-Japanese Brigade

Chapter 374 Outsmarting the Japanese Monk!
"There is no bodhi tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where is the dust!...Hey! Ah!...Good tea, really good tea!..."

At this moment, the Japanese monk was clamoring with many pilgrims when he heard such an exclamation from the high platform.I can only see that under the reflection of the sun, the Buddha's light shines all over, setting off such a figure, but I see this person, wearing a monk's hat with ingots on his head, a worn-out monk's robe covered with sludge, and a pair of cloth shoes that are about to fall off, and at this moment he is shaking a cattail fan , Drinking the fragrant tea from the Japanese monk there is extremely enjoyable! ...

"Living Buddha! Our Chinese living Buddha is here! Everyone kneel down, the living Buddha has appeared again!..." At this time, an old man shouted the living Buddha, and everyone immediately knelt down and prayed.However, why this happened is just a coincidence. Originally, today was a cloudy day, and the sun could not be seen at all, but when Qi Dabing was sitting on the tea machine, there was a gap between the dark clouds, He shot at Qi Dabing's body.Moreover, the place where Qi Dabing is located is in the east, so against the morning light, combined with the greasy mud on his body, it looks golden, as if the light of Buddha is shining all over, even Qi Dabing himself feels dazzled.Not to mention those pilgrims.

"This!... How could this be like this?..." Seeing this, the Japanese monk and Xiao Sha Ni were also taken aback. They felt that this living Buddha in China was really amazing, and that he had a body protected by Buddha's light, so they almost bowed down. .However, just when the Japanese monk seemed to kneel down, he remembered one thing, that is, he had been cheating for many years, and he had many means, so he must not be cheated by his peers.So he asked loudly: "Amitabha!... I don't know where you come from, monk?..."

"I, I came from nowhere, I want to go out!...Hey!...The poor monk has nothing to do, how about doing a trick for everyone?..." Qi Dabing smiled kindly at this moment, and the Buddha's light suddenly disappeared.And those pilgrims responded immediately: "The living Buddha gave a lecture, I would like to hear the details!..."

"Good! Good! Good!...One wicker, one pot of teapot! Change!..." Qi Dabing said 'change'! ...then hooked the wicker stick to the teapot and threw it on the Japanese monk's original seat.But very strangely, when the teapot was put on it, it disappeared.

"Hey!..." Seeing this, everyone exclaimed for a while.But the Japanese monk yelled: "Stop! You and I have no hatred in the past and no hatred today, why do you want to break my magic?..."

This Japanese monk said the divine method, but the divine method he said was a deceptive measure. What he meant was that we are both colleagues, so don't spoil my good business, or you will hurt your face, and everyone will look bad .He is warning, and it is a naked warning!
"Hehe! No grudges in the past, no grudges today?... You are wrong to use a toilet to fool our people!... A pot of tea is replaced by a pot of urine, and I will give it back to you!..." Qi Dabing pulled out the willow stick , but filled a pot full of urine and feces, and threw it down from the high platform.

"Baga! Road!..." The Japanese monk yelled 'Baga, Road', and was about to step forward to take away the pot of excrement and urine with his wide robe sleeve.But at this moment, because his steps stretched slightly, the ass leaked out.But why does the ass leak out?That's because he was wearing crotch trousers, and then he was sitting on the toilet, otherwise he would sit on the toilet for a few days, and he would suffocate him to death if he just ate and didn't poop.

"Hey! I said that this Japanese monk sat on this high platform for three days, eating nothing but sitting on the toilet!...Haha! He was still wearing crotch pants!...Haha!..."

At this moment, everyone laughed, and the Japanese monk hurried to cover his buttocks.And at this moment, the pot of excrement and urine hit the Japanese monk's chest.

"boom!……"

At this moment, feces and urine splashed, and the stench suddenly became overwhelming. Even the small sand and mud hid far away, because it smelled too bad.

"Baga, Lu! I want your life!..." The Japanese monk was finally enraged by Qi Dabing, raised the gun in his hand, and fired a shot.But at this moment, it was a coincidence that it was at the very moment when he shot.Another ray of morning light hit Qi Dabing's body with a golden glow, so that everyone dared not look directly at him.But when the golden light dissipated, it was seen that Qi Dabing rolled down from the high platform and rolled to the feet of the Japanese monk.

"Living Buddha! Living Buddha!..." At this moment, the nervousness, anger, despair, sadness, and hatred of many pilgrims, anyway, all the emotions came together during the meal, and they all turned into the sentence 'Living Buddha! '

"Haha! What nonsense Living Buddha? Offended our Great Japanese Empire, everyone died!..." The Japanese monk held a bastard box pistol, and was extremely arrogant.However, at this moment, Qi Dabing stood up like a zombie.Jumping non-stop on the Dharma platform, the Japanese monk was frightened into a fool, and he hurriedly backed up and said, "What kind of work are you doing?..."

"Hehe! Just kidding, how could I die as a Living Buddha?...I'll make a little magic trick for everyone!..." Qi Dabing smiled slightly, then spread his hands, and a bullet came from his The palm fell, and it was the bullet of the Nambu Type [-] pistol.

"How could this happen?..." The Japanese monk was indeed frightened and stupid, even so frightened that he didn't dare to shoot Qi Dabing again, because he was really shocked, even if he wanted to break his head, he couldn't think of it at all. Why would he talk and laugh like this, and catch a flying bullet? He couldn't do this at all, unless two people colluded, one side emptied the gun, and the other took out the bullet prepared in advance.But how is this possible?How could I collude with the person in front of me?Then there is only one possibility left, and that is that the other party is really a living Buddha, otherwise the dazzling glare just now cannot be explained at all.

"Living Buddha!...It really is a living Buddha!...My Buddha is merciful and saves all sentient beings! Please spread the Dharma widely and save the people from the fire and water!..." At this moment, these pilgrims were so convinced that they knelt down.But Qi Dabing said with a smile: "There is nothing in the world, mediocrity, it will rain, but this Japanese monk disturbed it!... This ill-gotten wealth is taken from the people, and it should be returned to the people." Min,... remember! You can't be a human being, you're too greedy!... Haha!..."

Qi Dabing said this, but when he saw the right foot stepping, he heard the sound of wood cracking.Immediately afterwards, the heavy merit box on that side fell from the altar, splashing out countless money.

"The Living Buddha has manifested his holiness. The Living Buddha helped us get the money back. Everyone, hurry up and pick it up!...Don't be too greedy, the Living Buddha is watching!..." But among the pilgrims, an old man shouted loudly, Everyone was orderly, took their own money and left.And that little Shani originally planned to step forward to stop him, but was knocked to the ground by the pilgrims! ...

(End of this chapter)