Mermaid from the sky: Mr. President, please accept the call
Chapter 468 To be a fish, you must be honest
Chapter 468 To be a fish, you must be honest
"Meow?" Being looked at condescendingly by Feng Luming, Miaogu decided to use cuteness to defuse the strange atmosphere in the room.Anyway, Mu is not careful, so he doesn't have to worry about falling out of favor.
"It seems that it was you who bit me that time..."
The cold voice made Meow hide in the bottom of the fish tank in shock, "Meow?" When?I have bitten many times, which one are you referring to? "Meow!" I was innocent.
Helplessly, Feng Luming couldn't hear Miaogu's excuse, he only knew that the only time his brother was injured in front of a yellow-haired girl in so many years was thanks to this little thing! "You don't have to eat tonight."
"Meow! Meow!" protested seriously.
"Protesting is invalid, unless you take out your penis and give me a shock, and I will let it go." When we met each other, we smiled and wiped away all hatred, it depends on what kind of hatred it is!
"Meow!" She is a girl paper, where did Ding Ding come from!Bullying! "Meow, meow, meow..." Damn humans!
"Come on, tell me, what happened that time?" Feng Luming remembers clearly that Miaogu was not in the bathtub that day, but he was stung by something and it hurt to death, but now Tingmu is careful He said that this little thing must have bitten him, and narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Were you in the bathtub that day?"
"Meow?" What day?
"Recall it carefully, I don't think your memory is only three seconds." Feng Luming lay leisurely in the wheelchair, squinting his eyes: "Whenever you remember, I will give you food. "
"Meow!" Too bullying fish!I want to run away from home!
"If you don't cooperate well, you will stay in this water forever. I know you have the ability. Venom can melt metal, right? If it is so powerful, you will make a hole in this house, and then swim to the sea through the groundwater go……"
"Meow~" Hmph, because this is land, you are bullying me a fish, right?puff--
Feng Qingyun calmly wiped away the water that Miaogu sprayed on his face, Feng Luming grinned: "If you cooperate well, how about I treat you to a big meal every day? Anyway, Mu is not careful, you can eat whatever you want How to eat, eat as much as you want, no one cares about you, what do you want?"
"..." One word made Miaogu fall silent.
"Not ready to compromise?"
"Meow!"
Looking at the little fish who turned around and pointed his butt at him, Feng Luming smiled even more happily. Although the days of raising Erlang were very interesting, it is not bad to have such a tempered little thing, so he called Zijing now The chef of the pavilion: "I need a table full of Chinese people. I'm at home. You bring the ingredients yourself."
"Wait a while, just watch me eat, do you know about Manhan Quanxi? I guess you don't know in Mu Xinxin's world, right? Come on, come on, let me show you some pictures..." Feng Luming was like a Like a child who discovered the New World, he took his mobile phone with great joy, dug out countless food pictures, and placed them in front of the bathtub: "Don't turn around, look, your eyesight is so good, you must have seen it just now, right?"
"Hey, Mu Xin likes food so much, did I tell you that these things were eaten by emperors in the past, that is, the richest people find the best chefs and cook the most delicious things. In this way, you should be very capable Do you understand?"
"..." Hmph, stupid human, do I need you to explain in such detail, am I that stupid?
"Well~ how should I put it, looking at the pictures makes me hungry, as if I have been hungry for 500 years, can you understand meow?" Feng Luming said persuasively: "Ah, Mu Xiaoxiao must have never eaten it until now. What about these things, if she hasn't eaten them, you must have never eaten them either, right?"
"Meow!" Damn it!snort!Turning around, Miaogu avoids the front of the phone, and points her butt towards Feng Luming.
"I know you have a backbone, so, you can just watch me eat later, and it's right to lose weight. It's settled like that."
"Meow--!" That's too bad!
"Also, stay at home obediently in the future, I won't let you starve to death, but as for whether there is any delicious food, that's another matter..."
"Meow!" You promised the master.
"Don't be angry, I just promised to take care of you, but I didn't promise Mu Xinxin to serve you like an emperor. Besides, what did you say when you asked me to find the fish tank just now? As a fish, you have to be honest. Could it be that Mu Xinxin Didn't I teach you since childhood?" Feng Luming shook his head sadly.
Then he left leisurely under Miaogu's fire-breathing eyes, and left the little thing for an hour before returning.
Seeing Feng Luming appearing, Miaogu's mood was a little bit turbulent, hmph, I feel sorry for my conscience, right?Are you going to take this girl to dinner?
"It's ready to serve, I'll take you to enjoy it."
"Meow~" This kind of joy lasted until Feng Luming threw the steaming meat into his mouth instead of his own fish tank, staring blankly at his male god, meow Hit hard.
"Meow?"
"Today, you only have to watch. Don't think too much. You won't have food until you figure it out. I know that you won't starve to death. Didn't Mu Xiaoxin say that you are a prehistoric monster?" , how could it be so easy to hang up?"
"Meow~" So hungry~
"Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, Mu Xinxin didn't teach you, right? Don't make any noise to disturb my meal."
"Meow?"
"..." The old butler looked at Feng Luming, who was talking to himself in the fish tank, and restrained his urge to call the doctor. Although he knew that this fish had spirituality, the content of your chat went far beyond communicating with pets. range?
"Meow……"
Hearing that the little thing was about to cry, Feng Luming turned his chopsticks and stopped on top of the fish tank: "Seeing how pitiful you are, can I give you a piece to taste?"
"..." Miaogu's stubbornness didn't last long, especially after eating something delicious, she was so happy that she almost jumped out of the fish tank.
"I see that you are full of energy, you should not be hungry, then continue to lose weight..."
"Meow..." How could this be?
After staring at Feng Luming, who was eating vegetables, for 3 minutes, Miaogu finally couldn't hold it anymore, and roared tragically: "Meowgu, meowgu..."
The corners of Feng Luming's mouth raised, and the movements of his hands suddenly stopped, and he stared at the little thing amusedly: "Have you figured it out?"
"Meow!" There is nothing I can do about being hungry, and the master will definitely not blame me.
"Go, go back and explain clearly to me, and come to eat after the explanation is clear." Even so, Feng Luming "sitting" on the fish tank on his lap, but with a plate of meat in his hand, he wanted to take it out of Miaogu's mouth. Come out with something, how can you do it without bait!
Mu Xinxin never imagined that her closest friend would betray under the temptation of a table full of Han people.
After locking the door of the swimming room, Feng Luming held the fish tank and frowned.
"Meow!" Seeing Feng Luming's movements, Miaogu screamed.
"Shhh, help me keep the secret, or I'll tell Mu Xiaoxin, everything I know is from you!"
"Meow!" How could this be!Miaogu only found out today that the male god is totally different from what she thought.
(End of this chapter)
"Meow?" Being looked at condescendingly by Feng Luming, Miaogu decided to use cuteness to defuse the strange atmosphere in the room.Anyway, Mu is not careful, so he doesn't have to worry about falling out of favor.
"It seems that it was you who bit me that time..."
The cold voice made Meow hide in the bottom of the fish tank in shock, "Meow?" When?I have bitten many times, which one are you referring to? "Meow!" I was innocent.
Helplessly, Feng Luming couldn't hear Miaogu's excuse, he only knew that the only time his brother was injured in front of a yellow-haired girl in so many years was thanks to this little thing! "You don't have to eat tonight."
"Meow! Meow!" protested seriously.
"Protesting is invalid, unless you take out your penis and give me a shock, and I will let it go." When we met each other, we smiled and wiped away all hatred, it depends on what kind of hatred it is!
"Meow!" She is a girl paper, where did Ding Ding come from!Bullying! "Meow, meow, meow..." Damn humans!
"Come on, tell me, what happened that time?" Feng Luming remembers clearly that Miaogu was not in the bathtub that day, but he was stung by something and it hurt to death, but now Tingmu is careful He said that this little thing must have bitten him, and narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Were you in the bathtub that day?"
"Meow?" What day?
"Recall it carefully, I don't think your memory is only three seconds." Feng Luming lay leisurely in the wheelchair, squinting his eyes: "Whenever you remember, I will give you food. "
"Meow!" Too bullying fish!I want to run away from home!
"If you don't cooperate well, you will stay in this water forever. I know you have the ability. Venom can melt metal, right? If it is so powerful, you will make a hole in this house, and then swim to the sea through the groundwater go……"
"Meow~" Hmph, because this is land, you are bullying me a fish, right?puff--
Feng Qingyun calmly wiped away the water that Miaogu sprayed on his face, Feng Luming grinned: "If you cooperate well, how about I treat you to a big meal every day? Anyway, Mu is not careful, you can eat whatever you want How to eat, eat as much as you want, no one cares about you, what do you want?"
"..." One word made Miaogu fall silent.
"Not ready to compromise?"
"Meow!"
Looking at the little fish who turned around and pointed his butt at him, Feng Luming smiled even more happily. Although the days of raising Erlang were very interesting, it is not bad to have such a tempered little thing, so he called Zijing now The chef of the pavilion: "I need a table full of Chinese people. I'm at home. You bring the ingredients yourself."
"Wait a while, just watch me eat, do you know about Manhan Quanxi? I guess you don't know in Mu Xinxin's world, right? Come on, come on, let me show you some pictures..." Feng Luming was like a Like a child who discovered the New World, he took his mobile phone with great joy, dug out countless food pictures, and placed them in front of the bathtub: "Don't turn around, look, your eyesight is so good, you must have seen it just now, right?"
"Hey, Mu Xin likes food so much, did I tell you that these things were eaten by emperors in the past, that is, the richest people find the best chefs and cook the most delicious things. In this way, you should be very capable Do you understand?"
"..." Hmph, stupid human, do I need you to explain in such detail, am I that stupid?
"Well~ how should I put it, looking at the pictures makes me hungry, as if I have been hungry for 500 years, can you understand meow?" Feng Luming said persuasively: "Ah, Mu Xiaoxiao must have never eaten it until now. What about these things, if she hasn't eaten them, you must have never eaten them either, right?"
"Meow!" Damn it!snort!Turning around, Miaogu avoids the front of the phone, and points her butt towards Feng Luming.
"I know you have a backbone, so, you can just watch me eat later, and it's right to lose weight. It's settled like that."
"Meow--!" That's too bad!
"Also, stay at home obediently in the future, I won't let you starve to death, but as for whether there is any delicious food, that's another matter..."
"Meow!" You promised the master.
"Don't be angry, I just promised to take care of you, but I didn't promise Mu Xinxin to serve you like an emperor. Besides, what did you say when you asked me to find the fish tank just now? As a fish, you have to be honest. Could it be that Mu Xinxin Didn't I teach you since childhood?" Feng Luming shook his head sadly.
Then he left leisurely under Miaogu's fire-breathing eyes, and left the little thing for an hour before returning.
Seeing Feng Luming appearing, Miaogu's mood was a little bit turbulent, hmph, I feel sorry for my conscience, right?Are you going to take this girl to dinner?
"It's ready to serve, I'll take you to enjoy it."
"Meow~" This kind of joy lasted until Feng Luming threw the steaming meat into his mouth instead of his own fish tank, staring blankly at his male god, meow Hit hard.
"Meow?"
"Today, you only have to watch. Don't think too much. You won't have food until you figure it out. I know that you won't starve to death. Didn't Mu Xiaoxin say that you are a prehistoric monster?" , how could it be so easy to hang up?"
"Meow~" So hungry~
"Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, Mu Xinxin didn't teach you, right? Don't make any noise to disturb my meal."
"Meow?"
"..." The old butler looked at Feng Luming, who was talking to himself in the fish tank, and restrained his urge to call the doctor. Although he knew that this fish had spirituality, the content of your chat went far beyond communicating with pets. range?
"Meow……"
Hearing that the little thing was about to cry, Feng Luming turned his chopsticks and stopped on top of the fish tank: "Seeing how pitiful you are, can I give you a piece to taste?"
"..." Miaogu's stubbornness didn't last long, especially after eating something delicious, she was so happy that she almost jumped out of the fish tank.
"I see that you are full of energy, you should not be hungry, then continue to lose weight..."
"Meow..." How could this be?
After staring at Feng Luming, who was eating vegetables, for 3 minutes, Miaogu finally couldn't hold it anymore, and roared tragically: "Meowgu, meowgu..."
The corners of Feng Luming's mouth raised, and the movements of his hands suddenly stopped, and he stared at the little thing amusedly: "Have you figured it out?"
"Meow!" There is nothing I can do about being hungry, and the master will definitely not blame me.
"Go, go back and explain clearly to me, and come to eat after the explanation is clear." Even so, Feng Luming "sitting" on the fish tank on his lap, but with a plate of meat in his hand, he wanted to take it out of Miaogu's mouth. Come out with something, how can you do it without bait!
Mu Xinxin never imagined that her closest friend would betray under the temptation of a table full of Han people.
After locking the door of the swimming room, Feng Luming held the fish tank and frowned.
"Meow!" Seeing Feng Luming's movements, Miaogu screamed.
"Shhh, help me keep the secret, or I'll tell Mu Xiaoxin, everything I know is from you!"
"Meow!" How could this be!Miaogu only found out today that the male god is totally different from what she thought.
(End of this chapter)
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