Lustful: Beautiful man, please lie down

Chapter 26 What do you two want to do with the fish?
Yun Jicheng sent away all the servants, and only deployed manpower around the mansion.

This is the New Year's Eve that really belongs to Yunjicheng, Yunfeng and Yin Qianchuan.

Yunfeng held a lively carp in his hand, its tail kept swinging and splashing water everywhere.

Without paying attention, the carp broke free from Yunfeng's hand and jumped in front of Yin Qianchuan.

Yin Qianchuan yelled in fright, and the fish ran around under her feet.

Yunfeng held the kitchen knife and slashed around: "I don't believe I can't subdue a fish!"

"Come on Xiaofengfeng!" Yin Qianchuan clapped his hands beside him.

I shoot!

I will shoot again!
The fish seemed to have a hard time with Yunfeng, his skill was not bad, but he couldn't get the fish's head even after taking pictures for a long time.

He simply threw the knife and jumped on it, but unexpectedly, the fish jumped onto the chopping board again.

"Xiao Fengfeng, I didn't expect that you can't even handle a fish." Yin Qianchuan crossed his chest angrily and waited to see Yunfeng make a fool of himself.

Unconvinced, Yunfeng said: "Damn girl, look at how I took it to make fish soup for you!"

Yunfeng picked up the kitchen knife again, ready to chop off the head of the fish.

The fish seemed to be against Yunfeng. Wherever the knife fell, the fish would jump away.

Yin Qianchuan leaned forward and backward with a smile, the number one killer of the majestic Spirit Tiger Gang, laughed to death.

Yunfeng was furious, he threw the knife and said angrily, "I learned to kill people, not to butcher fish!"

Yin Qianchuan put her waist in, and shivered in front of Yunfeng, she pointed to her head: "You need to use this place for things."

Yunfeng snorted coldly: "You can do what you want."

Yin Qianchuan clapped his hands and said triumphantly, "Look at me."

I saw that Yin Qianchuan was not in a hurry, went out and copied the big washbasin and then came in. She spotted the naughty carp and threw the basin out with a "boom".

The fish wanted to jump away, but the washbasin was too big, so it was thrown into it. It wanted to writhe and escape, but Yin Qianchuan sat down on its buttocks.

Yin Qianchuan looked at Yunfeng proudly: "You see, Wisdom."

"Bah!" Yunfeng rolled his eyes.

"I'll see how you kill it, I'm afraid it will run away as soon as you open it."

"You are stupid, it is a fish, I will not give it water to see if it does not die of thirst."

Unexpectedly speechless, Yunfeng rolled his eyes and said angrily: "You are the only one who is smart!"

It was so easy until the fish lost its strength, Yunfeng looked at the fish on the chopping board, and said to Yin Qianchuan: "Girl, how do you want to eat?"

Yin Qianchuan loves fish the most. It is said that he has never eaten such a good food after being a beggar in these years.

She thought for a while, licked her tongue, and said, "How about a fish head tofu soup, this fish body, how about a pot of fish fillets in sour soup?"

Yunfeng nodded: "Yes, I want to eat too, so you can do it."

"I do? No way, didn't you cook it for me?"

Yunfeng rolled his eyes: "I can only kill, not a cook!"

Oh my god, Yin Qianchuan rubbed his forehead and said, "I only know how to eat and talk dirty jokes."

Yunfeng said angrily: "It's too difficult to marry someone like you!"

"Tell you to eat fish, you don't care if I marry or not, hum!"

The two stared at each other, turned their heads and did not speak.

After a while, Yunfeng suggested: "Let's try to do it."

"That's right, besides, who can say that a good killer who can kill is not a good cook?"

Yunfeng reflected the logic in Yin Qianchuan's words for a long time, and nodded in agreement.

Just do what you said, Yunfeng lit a fire, put on a pot, and poured oil.

A fish is thrown into the pot and the pot is covered.

The whole process didn't take more than 1 minute, Yin Qianchuan blinked his eyes and opened his mouth in disbelief.

Just heard Yunfeng say: "Okay."

"Is that all right?"

"Yes, otherwise?"

"Is the scale of the fish not scraped? It seems that the internal organs have not been taken out, and the gills of the fish have not been processed, right?"

Yunfeng: "..."

Should the scales be scraped?Looks like it is.

Offal going?seems like it.

Do the gills need to be processed?seem……

But the fish had already been thrown in, and Yunfeng looked at Yin Qianchuan worriedly.

"Do you want to fish it out again?"

"It must be fished!" Yin Qianchuan stood on the united front with Yunfeng for the first time.

Open the lid and fish!
The two reached a tacit agreement and opened the pot together, only to see that the oil was burning hot, and with the temperature of the oil, the fish in the pot made crackling noises.

Yunfeng threw the lid of the pot and looked at Yin Qianchuan: "What's the matter, it seems to be cooked."

Yin Qianchuan stared at him: "Don't ask me, I don't understand either."

The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, but they had no idea.

Cook!So difficult!
At this time, only a gentle voice came, and Yun Jicheng stood at the door of the kitchen at some point.

The kitchen was in a mess, and there was a half-dead fish in the pot.

He frowned and looked at the two of them, and said leisurely: "You...what do you want to do with the fish!"

　Suddenly I feel that Yunfeng is also quite cute haha.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)